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(SeattlePI)   H. Solo writes autobiography, explains why it doesn't matter who shot first   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 32
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2012-07-26 08:35:46 AM
If I were with her, I'm pretty sure I would shoot first.
 
2012-07-26 08:40:18 AM

2CountyFairs: If I were with her, I'm pretty sure I would shoot first.


Yup
 
2012-07-26 08:41:09 AM
IMHO, writing autobios when you are that young is silly.

/Put out a sex tape
 
2012-07-26 08:48:29 AM
Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?
 
2012-07-26 08:49:15 AM
She didn't even know his real name was Jeffrey until years later, when she saw it in a police report; she knew him as Gerry, though he also went by the nicknames aliases Johnny and Tony.

FTFY
 
2012-07-26 08:54:39 AM

bluenote13: Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?


Because they want to keep having sex with her?
 
2012-07-26 09:08:44 AM

bluenote13: Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?


It was Vince Vaughn she brought into the Olympic village. I am guessin' he was so money.
 
2012-07-26 09:09:11 AM

strangeguitar: IMHO, writing autobios when you are that young is silly.

/Put out a sex tape


$$$...no one will remember her in 20 years.
 
2012-07-26 09:09:49 AM
Ron Mexico says "I'd hit it and leave it with oozing blisters!"
 
2012-07-26 09:24:41 AM

bluenote13: Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?


Apparently it was Vince Vaughn.

/yeah, wtf
 
2012-07-26 09:30:40 AM

strangeguitar: IMHO, writing autobios when you are that young is silly.

/Put out a sex tape


For your or I, maybe. We don't have gold medals.
 
2012-07-26 09:37:00 AM

bluenote13: Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?


Maybe he did and we can't understand Wookie.
 
2012-07-26 09:46:53 AM
So, basically the gist of TFA is that Hope Solo has some serious daddy issues...


/crazy in the head = crazy in the bed
//and "Hero", subby? wtf?
 
2012-07-26 09:50:26 AM
Wow growing up with an absent dad who was in and out and jail. I'm sure no other athletes can match that level of hardship.
 
2012-07-26 10:21:26 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 10:44:33 AM
If you aren't at least 65 then I don't want to read your life story.
 
2012-07-26 11:09:12 AM
H. Solo?

quityourdayjob.com.au

I don't get it.
 
2012-07-26 11:40:52 AM
You know maybe it is just me but the more Hope Solo I get the more I totally dig her.
 
2012-07-26 11:42:22 AM
The ugliest girl on the team... where's her book?
 
2012-07-26 12:10:55 PM

verbaltoxin: If you aren't at least 65 then I don't want to read your life story.


I can pretty much guarantee you my life from 31-38 would make a very entertaining book, and it's unlikely anything I'll do between now and then will be worth adding.
 
2012-07-26 12:43:52 PM
Hawt like the team:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-26 12:46:52 PM

Cereal Fetish: She didn't even know his real name was Jeffrey until years later, when she saw it in a police report; she knew him as Gerry, though he also went by the nicknames aliases Johnny and Tony.

FTFY


Haha. "Nicknames." That is kinda sweet of her.
 
2012-07-26 01:02:23 PM

2CountyFairs: If I were with her, I'm pretty sure I would shoot first.


It's funny because penis erect boner ejaculation Zzzzzzzzzz
 
2012-07-26 02:02:17 PM
do not want.

She's got man hands.
 
2012-07-26 02:15:39 PM
As long as she doesn't talk, her voice is like nails on a blackboard
 
2012-07-26 02:23:35 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Actually, I believe Ilya shot first."
 
2012-07-26 02:27:53 PM

Carl Winslow's .9 MM: strangeguitar: IMHO, writing autobios when you are that young is silly.

/Put out a sex tape

$$$...no one will remember her in 20 years.


You give her that long? If she wasn't pretty no one would care about her now....she's not that great of a goalie IMO
 
2012-07-26 03:13:11 PM
Saki Kumagai did!
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-07-26 05:06:24 PM

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: The ugliest girl on the team... where's her book?


Abby Wambach hasn't written hers yet, be patient
 
2012-07-26 06:16:18 PM

thecpt: bluenote13: Anyone else read that article and have their first thought be "who was the celebrity who banged her after winning the gold medal"? And why hasn't he/she spoken up yet?

Apparently it was Vince Vaughn.

/yeah, wtf


Guy from that crappy Sullivan and Son show said he was with her/Vince that night and that he and Vince both struck out. He did all but confirm though that she did have a hookup that night though.
 
2012-07-26 09:27:53 PM
So that's why she's so annoying.
 
2012-07-27 01:26:19 AM

strangeguitar: /Put out a sex tape


assets.diylol.com
 
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