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(Daily Mail)   Robot bar opens in Japan, featuring scantily clad dancing toasters (mildly Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Scary, Japanese robotics, japan today, giant, toasters, Soul Calibur, Japan, robots, Boba Fett  
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2012-07-26 12:03:14 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-26 12:10:31 AM
'Allo, Lucy.
 
2012-07-26 12:22:15 AM
I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.
 
2012-07-26 12:30:58 AM
If the toasters look like this, I'm in
scifibloggers.com
 
2012-07-26 01:12:02 AM
Is your toaster a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
 
2012-07-26 01:44:04 AM
Article fails hard by not knowing Boba Fett from a Stormtrooper.
 
2012-07-26 01:52:03 AM
You know, I have to say that someone misunderstood their target audience.

i105.photobucket.com

These have all of the parts that salarymen don't want and none of the parts that they do.
 
2012-07-26 02:44:17 AM
I Swing the Bodice Electric
 
2012-07-26 02:46:55 AM

Mega Steve: If the toasters look like this, I'm in
[scifibloggers.com image 290x375]


Her body, Starbuck's go fark yourself attitude and I'd be a happy man
 
2012-07-26 02:49:49 AM
What the frak is this?
 
2012-07-26 02:54:22 AM

doglover: I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.


I would love to go, but I don't think I could reasonably excuse myself for spending that much at a キャバクラ.
 
2012-07-26 03:06:46 AM
What the fark, Japan. What the fark.

/Why do the Japanese censor people's cock and vag, again?
 
2012-07-26 03:07:34 AM
DOES NOT FEMPUTE
 
2012-07-26 03:07:57 AM

BronyMedic: What the fark, Japan. What the fark.

/Why do the Japanese censor people's cock and vag, again?


It's only blurred out if you're focusing on it.

Try squinting. It works for the Japanese.
 
2012-07-26 03:22:10 AM
Meanwhile in Japan.
 
2012-07-26 03:31:39 AM
What a dancing toaster might look like:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-26 03:34:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.

I would love to go, but I don't think I could reasonably excuse myself for spending that much at a キャバクラ.


Prude. Me and the Doctor will check it out tonight.
 
2012-07-26 03:38:01 AM

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.

I would love to go, but I don't think I could reasonably excuse myself for spending that much at a キャバクラ.

Prude. Me and the Doctor will check it out tonight.


Enjoy!
 
2012-07-26 03:52:34 AM
Don't ask for the shining finger.
 
2012-07-26 04:00:20 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Like clockwork...
 
2012-07-26 04:13:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.

I would love to go, but I don't think I could reasonably excuse myself for spending that much at a キャバクラ.

Prude. Me and the Doctor will check it out tonight.

Enjoy!


Actually, it's probably not his cup of tea, but we'll see.
 
2012-07-26 04:20:09 AM

doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I guss it's like my fark duty to go here, now.

I would love to go, but I don't think I could reasonably excuse myself for spending that much at a キャバクラ.

Prude. Me and the Doctor will check it out tonight.

Enjoy!

Actually, it's probably not his cup of tea, but we'll see.


I like going to キャバクラ, but only on someone else's dime.

But this month I'm overseas, so I'm afraid I couldn't make it if I tried.
 
2012-07-26 04:37:47 AM
Dear Japan,
What the fark?
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
 
2012-07-26 05:00:43 AM
Since when do camo bikinis count as "military clothing"?
 
2012-07-26 05:08:29 AM
 
2012-07-26 05:20:09 AM

Shadyman: Since when do camo bikinis count as "military clothing"?


Since shut up Japanese girls in bikinis are hot. DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME.
 
2012-07-26 05:28:20 AM
Based on what the article said, it's based on this character:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

The resemblance is uncanny. Maybe Asians really do see us the way we see them. (all look alike)
 
2012-07-26 05:31:14 AM

ck1938: Best robot bartender joke ever.


Racist and retarded.
 
2012-07-26 05:39:44 AM
www.bryanreesman.com

Approves.
 
2012-07-26 05:54:41 AM
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.

...can't believe it hasn't been said already...
 
2012-07-26 05:56:32 AM

GoodScout: [www.bryanreesman.com image 480x305]

Approves.


Can customers bite their shiny metal asses?
 
2012-07-26 05:58:38 AM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

/ Don't GIS futurama robot porn in front of others
 
2012-07-26 06:03:51 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Star Wars bar: A man dressed as a rough approximation of Star Wars's Boba Fett wears a sandwich board advertising the robot bar


collider.com

And to think the British served as the high-ranking officers of the Empire..
 
2012-07-26 06:23:03 AM
i105.photobucket.com

ROBOT WAITRESSES WANT MECHA-SNUSNU!
 
2012-07-26 07:06:14 AM

sleeper2995: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 181x278]

/ Don't GIS futurama robot porn in front of others


Shocked it took so long, this is right where my brain went.

//You've been a baaaaaaaaaaad girl.
 
2012-07-26 07:17:11 AM
www.georgettesworld.com

"Hey, we don't serv -- nevermind."
 
2012-07-26 07:18:26 AM
26.media.tumblr.com

YOU WANT SOME MORE?
 
2012-07-26 07:30:53 AM
Dammit, Japan. Why do you have to be the way that you are?
 
2012-07-26 07:51:01 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Dammit, Japan. Why do you have to be the way that you are?


Cause they are AWESOME ?
 
2012-07-26 08:02:02 AM
I've got a better idea!

Fark me, you ugly son of a biatch!


//first Zappa reference?
///I am disappoint
 
2012-07-26 08:07:10 AM
Frakkin toasters!
 
2012-07-26 08:24:17 AM

gonzojohn: I've got a better idea!

Fark me, you ugly son of a biatch!


//first Zappa reference?
///I am disappoint


This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

/I also was disappoint
 
2012-07-26 08:30:39 AM
I cant believe Im the first one to say this: Those aren't robots. If anything theyre Mech-suits. But robots have to have some degree of autonomy.
 
2012-07-26 08:36:20 AM

sleeper2995: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 181x278]

/ Don't GIS futurama robot porn in front of others


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-26 08:39:08 AM
A video would have been nice
 
2012-07-26 08:40:27 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
*queue some Jackie Wilson*
 
2012-07-26 08:53:39 AM

Dinobot: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 259x194]
*queue some Jackie Wilson*


This was the reference I was expecting. I guess I'm one of the few people that rather liked Ghostbusters 2.
 
2012-07-26 09:12:04 AM

Zafler: Dinobot: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 259x194]
*queue some Jackie Wilson*

This was the reference I was expecting. I guess I'm one of the few people that rather liked Ghostbusters 2.


While inferior to the first one, it was nowhere near as bad as people claim.

If you're not at least momentarily touched by the sight of the Statue of Liberty bopping up Broadway
to "Higher and Higher", they you're not a real New Yorker.
 
2012-07-26 09:13:27 AM

sleeper2995: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 181x278]

/ Don't GIS futurama robot porn in front of others


nomeatballs.files.wordpress.com

"I looked in the trap, Ray!"
 
2012-07-26 09:13:43 AM
www.i-mockery.com
Here, now in animated goodness
 
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