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(Huffington Post)   Proof that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Halfway through a drive, Bristol Palin calls it quits with her boyfriend, makes him get out of the car, and leaves him in the middle of the road   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 146
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2012-07-25 05:13:05 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2012-07-25 05:28:21 PM  
Wait, she made her boyfriend out of a car when she dumped him? Good gravy.
 
2012-07-25 05:35:29 PM  
I trust the camera crew was on hand to document all this? Becuase it would be tragic if they weren't.
 
2012-07-25 05:40:36 PM  
Anything for ratings....
 
2012-07-25 05:52:46 PM  

PainInTheASP: Anything for ratings....


That's on the family crest, actually.
 
2012-07-25 06:37:26 PM  
She made a boyfriend out of a car? She's a witch, burn her!
 
2012-07-25 06:57:24 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wait, she made her boyfriend out of a car when she dumped him? Good gravy.


That's taking Transformers to a new level
 
2012-07-25 06:58:12 PM  
Is she still a fat pig?
 
2012-07-25 08:45:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wait, she made her boyfriend out of a car when she dumped him? Good gravy.


Yeah, my bad. That's what I get for submitting with the "no preview" box check off.

/subby
 
2012-07-25 09:02:13 PM  
Why the fark are people still talking about these people?
 
2012-07-25 09:04:13 PM  

2xhelix: She made a boyfriend out of a car? She's a witch, burn her!


He got better.
 
2012-07-25 09:38:55 PM  
Thanks for gracing our lives with these people, John McCain.

Thanks a *crapload.*
 
2012-07-25 09:59:51 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thanks for gracing our lives with these people, John McCain.

Thanks a *crapload.*


Why he didn't try to get Susan Collins as his running mate I'll never know.
 
2012-07-25 10:11:37 PM  

mahuika: The My Little Pony Killer: Wait, she made her boyfriend out of a car when she dumped him? Good gravy.

Yeah, my bad. That's what I get for submitting with the "no preview" box check off.

/subby


I've had my share of run-ins with that trap.

Mods seem to have fixed it for you anyway. Enjoy your green.
 
2012-07-25 10:14:22 PM  
Is this the boyfriend she had a child born out of wedlock with, or a different boyfriend?
 
2012-07-25 10:57:42 PM  
dont-tread-on.me


I'm in no way, shape, or form condoning violence against anyone. But when the day comes in which this movie plays out in real life, I will be Jack's complete lack of surprise.

This is the complete trifecta of F*ck This.

1. It's on Lifetime
2. It's a "Reality Show"
3. It stars a Palin famous for getting knocked up, then accusing her babby daddy of rape, then preaching abstinence, then trying to lecture the President of the United States on "family values".

I am now dumber for knowing of the existence of this program. Thank you, Fark. I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-25 11:21:04 PM  

ox45tallboy: [dont-tread-on.me image 476x705]

I'm in no way, shape, or form condoning violence against anyone. But when the day comes in which this movie plays out in real life, I will be Jack's complete lack of surprise.

This is the complete trifecta of F*ck This.

1. It's on Lifetime
2. It's a "Reality Show"
3. It stars a Palin famous for getting knocked up, then accusing her babby daddy of rape, then preaching abstinence, then trying to lecture the President of the United States on "family values".

I am now dumber for knowing of the existence of this program. Thank you, Fark. I am disappoint.


And for just a teensy bit of frosting on your cake... we pay for it

/note I said 'we'
//my brain hurts
 
2012-07-25 11:24:53 PM  
I dislike Bristol Palin, but I think I dislike submitters who link to websites that play auto-launch videos even more.
 
2012-07-25 11:44:13 PM  
Why on earth is anyone paying any attention to this family of pathetic rednecks?

Look, John McCain made a horrendous mistake four years ago. Sad, but it happened. But geez, people, move on from this silliness!
 
2012-07-25 11:45:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And for just a teensy bit of frosting on your cake... we pay for it


Heh, I'm sponsored, yo. (Thank you I'm an Egyptian!)
 
2012-07-25 11:48:10 PM  

bronyaur1: Look, John McCain made a horrendous mistake four years ago. Sad, but it happened. But geez, people, move on from this silliness!


www.michaelbauer.com
"That Sarah Palin got a raw deal, I tell ya what. And her poor daughter, got a face like an angel, to have that boy take advantage of her like that, man, I say, what is this country comin' to?"
 
2012-07-25 11:53:47 PM  
Hey, why don't leave her kids out of all you bad mouthing?!?! I mean, can't a girl get a national reality TV show based around her life without everyone getting all up in her business?
 
2012-07-25 11:54:04 PM  

PainInTheASP: Anything for ratings....


I have the distinct impressing only submitter and the rest of the HuffPo readership are watching.
 
2012-07-25 11:54:21 PM  
Obviously liberals are running scared by continually bringing the Palin family up, amirite conservatives?
 
2012-07-25 11:55:21 PM  
I actually did this to an ex once, just drove off and left her there. Was probably the most satisfying thing about the relationship.
 
2012-07-25 11:55:33 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Wait, she made her boyfriend out of a car when she dumped him? Good gravy.


Seriously.

Christ, a boyfriend broke up with me at a bar downtown (my favorite bar, jackass)... he lived out in BFE where no buses ran and didn't have a car. I damn well could have let him walk it as penance, but I drove him home because f--k, I don't know. He had the decency to not break up with me over phone at least, but then got stuck since he usually stayed at my house downtown. eh, whatever.

SilentStrider: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thanks for gracing our lives with these people, John McCain.

Thanks a *crapload.*

Why he didn't try to get Susan Collins as his running mate I'll never know.


I wonder if she just didn't want the job. Or if the Rovians were so damn obsessed with base pandering...

Before Palin was picked, I was actually sure he'd go with a younger reasonable moderate who had been doing good work somewhere. Collins was never actually on my guess list; not sure why, I was always kind of a fan of her and Snowe. Those ladies are generally freaking awesome. Even when I don't agree with them. I think I wrote her off since she'd be just a tad bit too liberal (/reasonable) for the rest of the country. But there were other decent options...

Then he picked Palin... the other folks I was working on a campaign with started freaking out that Obama was going to lose the women vote. I googled Palin and in about twenty minutes lost any shred of doubt I had about Obama winning. Took me a little while longer to convince them, though.
 
2012-07-25 11:57:35 PM  

hurdboy: PainInTheASP: Anything for ratings....

I have the distinct impressing only submitter and the rest of the HuffPo readership are watching.


I'm not even watching, I just found this out from HuffPo. Freepers are watching though.
 
2012-07-26 12:00:02 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Seriously.

Christ, a boyfriend broke up with me at a bar downtown (my favorite bar, jackass)... he lived out in BFE where no buses ran and didn't have a car. I damn well could have let him walk it as penance, but I drove him home because f--k, I don't know. He had the decency to not break up with me over phone at least, but then got stuck since he usually stayed at my house downtown. eh, whatever.


One teacher I had in high school was a douche bag and had something hillarious happen to him when he was younger. He met a french girl in college and started dating her. Eventually they decided to spend a month vacationing in Europe. She broke up with him in the middle of France and left him on a train station. And he didn't speak a lick of French.

At least I found it to be hillarious.
 
2012-07-26 12:00:53 AM  
Today, the 26th is the day sarah palin quit her governorship.
(i have it marked on my calendar as quitter day).
 
2012-07-26 12:01:23 AM  

2xhelix: She made a boyfriend out of a car? She's a witch, burn her!


Whoa, was this an Utena reference? If so, well farking done, good sir!
 
2012-07-26 12:03:38 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: One teacher I had in high school was a douche bag and had something hillarious happen to him when he was younger. He met a french girl in college and started dating her. Eventually they decided to spend a month vacationing in Europe. She broke up with him in the middle of France and left him on a train station. And he didn't speak a lick of French


I know a guy who drove all the way across the country and ended up with this kind of thing happening. Of course, it was in the US, and he spoke English, so he just drove back.
 
2012-07-26 12:04:27 AM  

2xhelix: She made a boyfriend out of a car? She's a witch, burn her!


Ladies like a guy with a thick exhaust pipe, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-07-26 12:10:38 AM  
Well, she dumped him and kicked and abandoned him at a gas station. Where he was promptly given a ride home by the camera crew.

REALITY TV!

I thank God every day that I do not have, nor have I ever had cable.

And that I can watch The Daily Show on its website for free.
 
2012-07-26 12:11:19 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I actually did this to an ex once, just drove off and left her there. Was probably the most satisfying thing about the relationship.


I had an ex who once jumped on the hood of my car in an attempt to prevent me from leaving our apartment. I just backed up really quick and she rolled off.

Good times.
 
2012-07-26 12:13:49 AM  

Ambivalence: I trust the camera crew was on hand to document all this? Becuase it would be tragic if they weren't.


There's a clip on TFA, and it really is tragic to see Gino's armpit hair.
 
2012-07-26 12:14:54 AM  

PainInTheASP: Anything for ratings....


Hmmm... maybe next week she'll leave little Tripp in the car while she shops.
 
2012-07-26 12:15:54 AM  
NOT POLITICS WORTHY
 
2012-07-26 12:17:36 AM  

James F. Campbell: 2xhelix: She made a boyfriend out of a car? She's a witch, burn her!

Whoa, was this an Utena reference? If so, well farking done, good sir!


I'm pretty sure that's a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference, but I've been wrong before.
 
2012-07-26 12:17:42 AM  
I think they are just foreshadowing what happens when Biden joins the Bus to Nowhere.
 
2012-07-26 12:18:07 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: NOT POLITICS WORTHY


Should be under Entertainment. Or whatever this actually is. Enderptainment?
 
2012-07-26 12:19:16 AM  
You know who the Canadian equivalent of Bristol Palin is? Or the Australian equivalent of Bristol Palin is? Or the French, German, British or Italian equivalent of Bristol Palin is?

FARKING NOBODY.

How is this even fark?
 
2012-07-26 12:19:29 AM  

bronyaur1: Why on earth is anyone paying any attention to this family of pathetic rednecks?

Look, John McCain made a horrendous mistake four years ago. Sad, but it happened. But geez, people, move on from this silliness!


I concur. I mean, Jesus Hussein Christ, why is this in the politics tab? WHO CARES? We have nothing better to talk about? I'd rather be forced to read 5 Townhall/American Thinker/WND articles than some shiat about one of Palin's kids. Does it have any relevance whatsoever? It's not even about her getting pregnant out of wedlock again while advocating abstinence. If anything, this is feeding into their persecution complex and making them more powerful than they have any right to be.

www.websimpsons.com

Just don't look.
 
2012-07-26 12:21:02 AM  
Hey, McCain. Remember when you thought this circus sideshow was a better choice than Romney?
 
2012-07-26 12:22:02 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: PainInTheASP: Anything for ratings....

Hmmm... maybe next week she'll leave little Tripp in the car while she shops.


I think we'd all be better off if Tripp locked her in the car and went shopping

/on a very hot day
 
2012-07-26 12:22:51 AM  

Dr.Zom: Britney Spear's Speculum: NOT POLITICS WORTHY

Should be under Entertainment. Or whatever this actually is. Enderptainment?


No, no, no. It should go into the sports tab with the pandas.
 
2012-07-26 12:23:19 AM  
Ah the Palins. When the day just doesn't deliver enough schadenfreude, they're always there to make it better. It's just so damn satisfying...like a trusty beatsock fresh from the dryer and reporting for duty.
 
2012-07-26 12:23:49 AM  
White trash is trash.
 
2012-07-26 12:24:42 AM  

RogermcAllen: Dr.Zom: Britney Spear's Speculum: NOT POLITICS WORTHY

Should be under Entertainment. Or whatever this actually is. Enderptainment?

No, no, no. It should go into the sports tab with the pandas.sea turtles


ecowatch.org
 
2012-07-26 12:31:27 AM  
The Palins should be embarrassed over their image, but they're such hillbillies they don't know that all press is not good press.
 
2012-07-26 12:34:27 AM  
At least she didn't strap him to the roof of the car.
 
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