FARK.com: (7232712) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a six foot tall, 7,000 pound lollipop? Let's find out uh one..uh two..uh three

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		How many licks does it take to get to the center of a six foot tall, 7,000 pound lollipop? Let's find out uh one..uh two..uh three (1065thelake.com)		33
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zerkalo		2012-07-25 04:08:46 PM

The world may never know

imtheonlylp		2012-07-25 04:12:06 PM

FTFA: "...7,000-pound lollipop" "...world's largest lollypop"

WHICH IS IT?!?!

Strategeryz0r		2012-07-25 04:12:48 PM

ChipNASA		2012-07-25 04:13:09 PM

6655321		2012-07-25 04:14:43 PM

special20		2012-07-25 04:16:47 PM

Meh, world's largest pile of ant food is more like it.

kenoshaillini		2012-07-25 04:17:23 PM

Considering Paris Hilton just had it up her snooch, I will pass on licking it.
/one of my favorite episodes however

vudukungfu		2012-07-25 04:18:18 PM

Subby's mom slobbered that up in 9 seconds.

freetomato		2012-07-25 04:18:22 PM

I don't have a particularly sweet tooth, but See's Candy is most excellent, and those lollipops are scrumptious. I'm pretty sure you can only get it in CA unless you order it online.

pi8you		2012-07-25 04:22:16 PM

Let's ask Juliet

vudukungfu		2012-07-25 04:22:31 PM

If ou are going to brag up the world's largest lolypop on a website, be it an article or a face book page, it would behoove you to put a farking picture on it that was readily visible. I don't need to click around all day like this is some life magazine slide show. My boss says I have more important shiat to do.
But... My boss would also like to see the picture of the world's largest loly pop. so WTF?
Where is it?

And don't say up Paris Hilton's snatch. I already got tricked into looking up there, once, today.
Totally put me off lunch.

And I work in a morgue.

THX 1138		2012-07-25 04:23:15 PM

chocolate? really?

Benjimin_Dover		2012-07-25 04:23:50 PM

The lollipop also includes an 11-foot 10-inch stick, though the Guinness Book of World Records did not include it in the final calculations.

Calculations? Didn't somebody invent a device decades ago that could measure the weight of an object or something?

I would imagine the number of licks could be calculated if the amount of material removed in one lick was determined. Take the same material it was made from, weigh it, take 100 licks and weigh it again and divide by 100.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-25 04:24:55 PM

2:37 for lollipop goodness.

fappomatic		2012-07-25 04:27:25 PM

Let's call Raven Riley.

TwoLegit2Quit		2012-07-25 04:39:30 PM

Me likes to lick a good lollipop

lohphat		2012-07-25 04:40:13 PM

*CRUNCH*

"Three."

/Paul Winchell FTW

MythDragon		2012-07-25 04:45:17 PM

Only takes 1 if you use a chainsaw
www.zombieapocalypsegames.com

/hot like Goth Juliet. Damn I was I had a code for that.
//Trade somebody a month of TF for one.

MythDragon		2012-07-25 04:50:39 PM

pi8you: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 476x550]

Let's ask Juliet

WTF Goddammit?, that post was NOT there last I checked.

/well, mine's better anyway.

CygnusDarius		2012-07-25 04:52:06 PM

fappomatic: Let's call Raven Riley.

I support this motion.

What Plants Crave		2012-07-25 05:08:18 PM

THX 1138: chocolate? really?

They are delicious

pi8you		2012-07-25 05:16:36 PM

MythDragon: pi8you: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 476x550]

Let's ask Juliet

WTF Goddammit?, that post was NOT there last I checked.

/well, mine's better anyway.

Won't dispute that, so many better costumes to unlock than her default.

tsjonesosu		2012-07-25 05:17:07 PM

Lick A Lolli

/this will replay in your head
//again and again and again!

Grapple		2012-07-25 05:29:34 PM

What Plants Crave: THX 1138: chocolate? really?

They are delicious

butterscotch See's suckers are SO much better than the chocolate

medius		2012-07-25 06:43:12 PM

I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....

Sweeter than candy on a stick

/woah, that song is surpisinlgy kinky

Apos		2012-07-25 07:20:18 PM

An obscene amount of lolly gagging going on in here....

KrispyKritter		2012-07-25 08:16:19 PM

tsjonesosu: Lick A Lolli

/this will replay in your head
//again and again and again!

no, no. the song was tame compare to Little Billy. holy crap man.

i.r.id10t		2012-07-25 08:57:01 PM

Our next fun rimfire match is dum dum lolipops at 25 and 50 yards ... yes, you can eat your misses. Shooting starts at 9am, takes 2 hours or so usually. Sunday, August 12, Osceola range in Lake City Florida. Come on down and have some fun!