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2012-07-25 02:49:43 PM
And sees the face of Allah in it.
 
2012-07-25 02:51:46 PM
Was there arugula on it? I bet there was arugula on it. Spicy mustard, too.
 
2012-07-25 02:53:04 PM

DarwiOdrade: Was there arugula on it? I bet there was arugula on it. Spicy mustard, too.


And gruyere or muenster instead of good ol' fashioned American processed cheese food.
 
2012-07-25 02:55:17 PM
Now I'm hungry for grilled cheese. I hate split pea though, so I'm going to put the ham in the sandwich and pair it with tomato soup instead.

/arugula
 
2012-07-25 02:55:31 PM
"And now we break away to our reporter live on the scene, Jim Phlagler. Jim, are you there?"

"Yes, Monica, I'm here with the president and his entourage."

"Tell us, Jim, was the sandwich cut lengthwise or diagonally?"

"Monica, I'm happy to report it was cut diagonally. The President seemed to really enjoy that, judging by the smile on his face. This is Jim Phlagler reporting. Back to you in the studio, Monica."

"Thank you, Jim, for that in-depth report."
 
2012-07-25 02:56:12 PM
Truly history's greatest muenster
 
2012-07-25 02:57:09 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I hate split pea though, so I'm going to put the ham in the sandwich and pair it with tomato soup instead.


Racist!
 
2012-07-25 02:57:34 PM
This can't be Gouda ... for Obama.
 
2012-07-25 03:02:14 PM

phlegmmo: This can't be Gouda ... for Obama.


Yup, and here's why:

Server Tim King said the restaurant offered Obama lunch on the house, but Obama insisted on paying.

Rabid Teabaggers will no doubt use this to attack Obama for wasting taxpayer dollars (even though he spent his own money), but if he had accepted a free lunch, they would have attacked him for that as well. The dude just can't win.

Damn Teabaggers
 
2012-07-25 03:06:07 PM
He had ham in his soup? One might expect him not to be a Muslim.
 
2012-07-25 03:11:37 PM

alaric3: He had ham in his soup? One might expect him not to be a Muslim.


Best secret Musiln evar.
 
2012-07-25 03:16:18 PM
A real Amurican woulda had tomato soup with his grilled cheese. :-D
 
2012-07-25 03:21:40 PM

Bathia_Mapes: A real Amurican woulda had tomato soup with his grilled cheese. :-D


He's in Portland, Oregon. It's the capital of Fake America.
 
2012-07-25 03:26:00 PM

Sgt Otter: Bathia_Mapes: A real Amurican woulda had tomato soup with his grilled cheese. :-D

He's in Portland, Oregon. It's the capital of Fake America.


We'uns in Eugene have tomato soup with our grilled cheese.
 
2012-07-25 03:27:14 PM
Did he leave a big tip? Americans need to know!
 
2012-07-25 03:41:33 PM
Havarti you gonna do with those sandwiches?

Edam!
 
2012-07-25 03:43:57 PM
Too bad he didn't stop for Chick-Fil-A and troll the ever living fark out of everyone.
 
2012-07-25 03:46:32 PM

silo123j: Did he leave a big tip? Americans need to know!


I'm told he left an abondance.
 
2012-07-25 03:48:32 PM

BarkingUnicorn: And sees the face of Allah in it.


naww... that was Cheesus Crust
 
2012-07-25 03:49:42 PM
****This is a Breaking News report****

He's on his way to New Orleans today. I will report back immediately if he stops and has a Po Boy. We have reporters on the scene all throughout the city, and will break in here when Obama decides to have lunch.

****Now back to your regularly scheduled thread****
 
2012-07-25 03:50:36 PM

Nabb1: Too bad he didn't stop for Chick-Fil-A and troll the ever living fark out of everyone.


That would be awesome.
 
2012-07-25 03:52:56 PM

silo123j: Nabb1: Too bad he didn't stop for Chick-Fil-A and troll the ever living fark out of everyone.

That would be awesome.


They don't have any locations in Portland. I think the nearest one is in Idaho.
 
2012-07-25 03:53:42 PM
WHY IS HE EATING HE HAS A COUNTRY TO RUN
 
2012-07-25 03:53:46 PM

downstairs: ****This is a Breaking News report****

He's on his way to New Orleans today. I will report back immediately if he stops and has a Po Boy. We have reporters on the scene all throughout the city, and will break in here when Obama decides to have lunch.

****Now back to your regularly scheduled thread****


That'sracist.jpeg
 
2012-07-25 04:01:42 PM
So he's cheating on Michelle with an older woman.

/I knew it
 
2012-07-25 04:02:37 PM

Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A


While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.
 
2012-07-25 04:04:22 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.


There's one in Roseville

/I think that's about the furthest North, but I could be wrong
//never eaten there, but I have driven past it once or twice
 
2012-07-25 04:13:29 PM
Server Tim King said the restaurant offered Obama lunch on the house, but Obama insisted on paying.

You really have to wonder what kind of a man refuses the wishes of a small business owner.

mediamatters.org
 
2012-07-25 04:17:54 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.


He'll be in New Orleans any minute. We have some here. Of course, anyone who pops into New Orleans for a few hours and elects to eat at Chick-Fil-A over all the other options is a moron. That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.
 
2012-07-25 04:23:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.

There's one in Roseville

/I think that's about the furthest North, but I could be wrong
//never eaten there, but I have driven past it once or twice


According to their restaurant locator, the next nearest one after Roseville would be the Arden Fair one in Sacramento, followed by one in Elk Grove and one in Fairfield.
 
2012-07-25 04:23:13 PM

Nabb1: Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.

He'll be in New Orleans any minute. We have some here. Of course, anyone who pops into New Orleans for a few hours and elects to eat at Chick-Fil-A over all the other options is a moron. That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.


No way. If you're in New Orleans for only a short period of time, it's Pat O'Brien's or nothing!
 
2012-07-25 04:25:48 PM

brigid_fitch: No way. If you're in New Orleans for only a short period of time, it's Pat O'Brien's or nothing!


No. No, oh, dear, no. Just... no. Don't do that.
 
2012-07-25 04:25:51 PM

Nabb1: He'll be in New Orleans any minute. We have some here. Of course, anyone who pops into New Orleans for a few hours and elects to eat at Chick-Fil-A over all the other options is a moron. That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.


Correct. Krystal is a much better choice.
 
2012-07-25 04:26:42 PM

Nabb1: That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.


What if he went to a Red Lobster In NO ?
 
2012-07-25 04:27:18 PM

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.

There's one in Roseville

/I think that's about the furthest North, but I could be wrong
//never eaten there, but I have driven past it once or twice

According to their restaurant locator, the next nearest one after Roseville would be the Arden Fair one in Sacramento, followed by one in Elk Grove and one in Fairfield.


Yeah... those are further south

/so the upside is that if you ever get an uncontrollable craving for a bigotwich and you're in Oregon, you only have to drive to the next state
//in any direction
 
2012-07-25 04:27:51 PM
God, the incompetence never stops with this guy! Why is he so hellbent on destroying America? I want my country back!
 
2012-07-25 04:32:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Nabb1: Chick-Fil-A

While that would have been a great troll, I'm pretty sure that Oregon doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A restaurants. Their restaurant locator shows the closest ones as being in Boise, Idaho and several locations in California.

There's one in Roseville

/I think that's about the furthest North, but I could be wrong
//never eaten there, but I have driven past it once or twice

According to their restaurant locator, the next nearest one after Roseville would be the Arden Fair one in Sacramento, followed by one in Elk Grove and one in Fairfield.

Yeah... those are further south

/so the upside is that if you ever get an uncontrollable craving for a bigotwich and you're in Oregon, you only have to drive to the next state
//in any direction


Heh!
 
2012-07-25 04:33:58 PM

ShawnDoc: Nabb1: He'll be in New Orleans any minute. We have some here. Of course, anyone who pops into New Orleans for a few hours and elects to eat at Chick-Fil-A over all the other options is a moron. That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.

Correct. Krystal is a much better choice.


Just don't pass out there if there are any Bama fans in town.

vernonFL: Nabb1: That would diminish the troll value of it. Or maybe it would enhance it. Hmm... Meditate on this I will.

What if he went to a Red Lobster In NO ?


Impeachment.
 
2012-07-25 05:06:43 PM
Server Tim King said the restaurant offered Obama lunch on the house, but Obama insisted on paying.

FW FW FW OBAMA IS A BAD TIPPER
 
2012-07-25 05:08:10 PM
Was his reaction to the sandwich "Cheese. Warm. Good."
 
2012-07-25 05:12:06 PM

Lorelle: phlegmmo: This can't be Gouda ... for Obama.

Yup, and here's why:

Server Tim King said the restaurant offered Obama lunch on the house, but Obama insisted on paying.

Rabid Teabaggers will no doubt use this to attack Obama for wasting taxpayer dollars (even though he spent his own money), but if he had accepted a free lunch, they would have attacked him for that as well. The dude just can't win.

Damn Teabaggers


The man makes $200,000/yr as his salary, and he can't pay for a sandwich?
 
2012-07-25 05:12:18 PM
I bet I know what he had to drink:
eclub7.com
 
2012-07-25 05:12:46 PM
My entire family was killed by lactose intolerance, Fartb0nger! Save me, Mitt Romney! You may not eat cheese, but you know the guy who owns Kraft!
 
2012-07-25 05:12:58 PM

exick: DarwiOdrade: Was there arugula on it? I bet there was arugula on it. Spicy mustard, too.

And gruyere or muenster instead of good ol' fashioned American processed cheese food.


No, I heard it was good ol' American "cheese"

The infiltrator is getting crafty...
 
2012-07-25 05:12:59 PM
Server Tim King said the restaurant offered Obama lunch on the house...

SOCIALIST!
 
2012-07-25 05:13:11 PM
So I guess he thinks stuffing his face is more important than FIXING THE GODDAMN ECONOMY.
 
2012-07-25 05:14:00 PM

exick


And gruyere or muenster instead of good ol' fashioned American processed cheese food.


I havarti decided that gruyere is better.
 
2012-07-25 05:15:26 PM

Nabb1: Too bad he didn't stop for Chick-Fil-A and troll the ever living fark out of everyone.


That would have been epic.
 
2012-07-25 05:15:33 PM
SHOCKING FOLLOWUP: Grilled cheese gives me gas. Only a commie like Obama would support irritable bowel syndrome.
 
2012-07-25 05:15:41 PM

alaric3: He had ham in his soup? One might expect him not to be a Muslim.


But taquito!
 
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