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(Huffington Post)   Mike Huckabee calls to end the hate and intolerance with a national day of appreciation -- of Chick-fil-A   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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jbc [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 02:15:11 PM  
7 votes:

eraser8: Nabb1: That's crazy talk right there. The pickle makes it complete. It's salty, tangy, delicious.

While pickles are great, generally...they're not all that great on Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

They're not bad...but, they're not great.

Also, the chicken is pretty good, but the waffle fries are awful. What are they frying them in? Foot juice?


Santorum.
2012-07-25 01:15:52 PM  
7 votes:
stop being intolerant of my intolerance and hate, you mean libs :(
2012-07-25 02:19:18 PM  
6 votes:

sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]


even the dog is ugly
2012-07-25 01:55:31 PM  
6 votes:

abb3w: bloobeary: August 1st - KFC sales go through the roof.

That actually might be a well-proportioned, polite response. What is KFC's stance on gay rights?


They're very pro-lesbian, I assume. You don't have "Finger lickin' good" as your motto if you're not.
2012-07-25 01:44:42 PM  
6 votes:
2012-07-25 07:22:56 PM  
4 votes:
I will not eat them in a boat,
I will not eat them with a goat,
I will not eat them in a tree,
I will not eat them, Huck-a-bee.

I will not eat a Chick-fil-a,
I don't eat food that hates teh gay.
2012-07-25 02:39:10 PM  
4 votes:

sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]


i.imgur.com
2012-07-25 02:16:12 PM  
4 votes:

skullkrusher: Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.

you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.


Puhlease. My legal right to speak ill of cilantro is protected by SCOTUS based on their decision in Homos v. Salsa.
2012-07-25 02:12:40 PM  
4 votes:

Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.


you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.
2012-07-25 03:11:21 PM  
3 votes:

mysticcat: Sometimes a chicken sammich is just a chicken sammich. I don't care if the person making it beats his dog, watches granny porn all-night, cheats on his taxes, or is a moronic bigot. Everyone's got their own issues to deal with. I just want some chicken.


Are you dumb, or just pretending willful ignorance on this issue?

SisterMaryElephant: Imperialism: MacEnvy: Ugh, what a self-aggrandizing piece of shiat that guy turned into.

Huckabee is the ultimate "have a beer with/would never vote for" guy. Good sense of humor going on the Stewart/Colbert/Conan circuit, I think we'd get along if religion and politics never came up.

I hear this "have a beer" all the time. I don't get it. WTF is up with that? Why woudl you want ot have a beer with a farkass like that? It's him and his ilk that keeps me out of bars and drinking at home these days.


Its a dog whistle for would have anonymous men's room sex with.
2012-07-25 02:31:54 PM  
3 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: rudemix: Headso: sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]

even the dog is ugly

And fat

You only say that because the dog isn't wearing the slimming vertical stripes.


The dog looks like a muppet. Maybe it will get recalled because of some reports of kids getting their finger stuck in the hole, even if no one got hurt.
2012-07-25 02:17:35 PM  
3 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: Aren't liars condemned to one of the worst levels of Hell?


i think that's for catholics,
2012-07-25 01:47:22 PM  
3 votes:

alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...


I love how she just posted "John 3:16" randomly at the end of a sentence.

It's like an internet version of turrets...PENIS!
2012-07-25 01:47:04 PM  
3 votes:
i.huffpost.com

"Now, America, the libs want us to *forget* that bucket of... delicious... Chick-fil-A... chicken. Tastiest of the tasty chicken... so tempting. What's that? You want me to eat you? But I'm in the middle of a press conference!"
2012-07-25 01:14:30 PM  
3 votes:
August 1st - KFC sales go through the roof.
2012-07-25 04:26:44 PM  
2 votes:

unexplained bacon: lwe are saying that if you're going to actively work to limit the rights of gay people you're a bigot and you wont be selling any chicken to me.


The less chicken we eat, the more they get to fark.

Win-win.
2012-07-25 04:14:46 PM  
2 votes:

lordaction: I just want a liberal to explain to me how supporting traditional marriage means you hate gay people. This is the only way these people know how to argue. Think unemployment is high means you are a racist. Don't support healthcare laws means you hate women. Liberals always claim to be morally superior intellectuals but they sure do argue like a child. If any of them actually knew who their fathers were I'm sure they would tell me that he could beat up my dad.


You almost had me, well played. You went way over the top at the end though and blew the landing.

4/10 because you will get some bites.
2012-07-25 04:02:05 PM  
2 votes:
Here's what needs to happen:

1. Same-sex couples in states that have both same-sex marriage and Chick-Fil-A restaurants get marriage licenses .

2. Same-sex couples bring their officiant and a couple of witnesses (at least one recording video) to Chick-Fil-A.

3. Have a quick wedding ceremony in the middle of the restaurant that can be completed before they're all thrown out.

4. Repeat all over the country.

THERE is your protest.
2012-07-25 03:40:12 PM  
2 votes:

HeartlineTwist: I have been trying to see what the Muppet toys looked like, but I think it is laughable that Chick-Fil-A seems to be claiming that they are doing a "voluntary recall" of what sounds like finger puppets based on Muppets because fingers are getting stuck in the holes (puppets)...

Sure they are...


i609.photobucket.com

I can kind of see their point.
2012-07-25 03:31:24 PM  
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]


This just in, vertical stripes do NOT make you look thinner if you're as big as a farking clydsedale.
2012-07-25 03:24:10 PM  
2 votes:

jst3p: Zerochance: NateGrey: Fake Facebook accounts?

Republicans creating alts?

That is so unlike them.

If you have to create an alt to support your argument, you've already lost it.

Well said.


THIS!
2012-07-25 03:11:18 PM  
2 votes:
"Sales are down. How can we increase our market share?"
"Expand into a new market? How about Boston?"
"Too much competition. Besides, people there expect food to taste good."
"How about drumming up some free publicity and increasing our presence in our traditional markets?"
"That's it! We'll say something outrageously homophobic, pretend to be martyrs when the liberals react predictably , then watch the rednecks flock to our defense and our restaurants!"
"Brilliant sir! 450 times the annual salary of one of our workers isn't enough for you!"
2012-07-25 03:07:34 PM  
2 votes:

SisterMaryElephant: Imperialism: MacEnvy: Ugh, what a self-aggrandizing piece of shiat that guy turned into.

Huckabee is the ultimate "have a beer with/would never vote for" guy. Good sense of humor going on the Stewart/Colbert/Conan circuit, I think we'd get along if religion and politics never came up.

I hear this "have a beer" all the time. I don't get it. WTF is up with that? Why woudl you want ot have a beer with a farkass like that? It's him and his ilk that keeps me out of bars and drinking at home these days.



I'd rather have a beer with BIden. I bet he has some good stories and wouldn't hold back on telling them.
2012-07-25 02:50:13 PM  
2 votes:
Fake Facebook accounts?

Republicans creating alts?

That is so unlike them.
2012-07-25 02:46:42 PM  
2 votes:
his company supports "the biblical definition of the family unit."

Sweet. I've always wanted a few concubines.
2012-07-25 02:34:52 PM  
2 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Nabb1: skullkrusher: Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.

you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.

Hey, that's genetic. He can't help it. To millions of people, cilantro tastes soapy and metallic. There's some sort of gene that affects how you taste cilantro, and many people of northern European descent don't have it. It's true. Go look it up.

I wonder if I have the same thing but with mangos. Mangos taste like feet to me. Pfeh.


You should stop eating feet.
2012-07-25 02:29:01 PM  
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]


I see they have no problems with the sins of sloth and gluttony.
2012-07-25 02:23:11 PM  
2 votes:

rudemix: Headso: sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]

even the dog is ugly

And fat


You only say that because the dog isn't wearing the slimming vertical stripes.
2012-07-25 02:19:19 PM  
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: IrateShadow: alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...

They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

[i.imgur.com image 618x460]

Wow, falsely claiming a company's products are dangerously defective? Really?

That bone-chilling sound you just heard was Jim Henson Productions' legal team having a collective orgasm.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
"GGRRRRAAAAAHHH!!! Animal came!"

2012-07-25 02:16:37 PM  
2 votes:

IrateShadow: alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...

They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

[i.imgur.com image 618x460]


Wow, falsely claiming a company's products are dangerously defective? Really?

That bone-chilling sound you just heard was Jim Henson Productions' legal team having a collective orgasm.
2012-07-25 02:10:33 PM  
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Yep, keep hammering someone for using their first amendment rights to do something other than support your views. That, or you could take the high road and simply keep speaking your own views, but whatever floats your boat.


I missed the part of the 1st Amendment that says I have to shut up when someone else says something I don't agree with.

/Maybe it's on the back, with the treasure map.
2012-07-25 02:10:20 PM  
2 votes:

Nabb1: Where will we get delicious fried chicken wedged between two lightly toasted buttery buns, garnished with a dill pickle with a clean conscience?


Delicious fried chicken? I thought we were talking about Chik-fil-A?
2012-07-25 02:09:22 PM  
2 votes:

IrateShadow: They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:


It looks like Jim Henson Company might be using this episode to retaliate against Chick-fil-A for pointing out possible safety issues in their puppet toys.
2012-07-25 01:54:50 PM  
2 votes:
Conservatives to Liberals: "Stop using the Free Market to generate change. Only we get to use the Free Market for political purposes"
2012-07-25 01:43:55 PM  
2 votes:
So, he'll be closer to death? Awesome. Why stop at a day, Mike? Make it Chik Fil-A Appreciation Month!
2012-07-25 01:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
Boston Mayor Thomas Menino even went so far as to tell the Boston Herald that "Chick-fil-A doesn't belong in Boston."

"You can't have a business in the city of Boston that discriminates against a population," he said, according to the Herald. "We're an open city, we're a city that's at the forefront of inclusion."


Hmm. Gays allowed in your St. Patty's Day parade yet?

Clean your own house, Mayor.
2012-07-25 01:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
Sometimes a chicken sammich is just a chicken sammich. I don't care if the person making it beats his dog, watches granny porn all-night, cheats on his taxes, or is a moronic bigot. Everyone's got their own issues to deal with. I just want some chicken.
2012-07-26 01:56:13 AM  
1 vote:
Show your intolerance and bigotry at Chick-fil-A on Aug 1st!
Registred KKK members 20% off!
2012-07-25 11:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
Considering that 1. Officially, America is a secular nation, as decided by the Founding Fathers themselves, and 2. The 14th Amendment would render any homophobic legislation unconstitutional if the SCOTUS wasn't stacked with morons, I'd really like to see somebody explain why homophobia is a good (or even legal) thing without using the words "Jesus," "God," "Bible," "Christianity," "Sin" or any other religious references.

Of course, I'd also like a portal gun with a built-in bong.

I think the portal bong is more likely to happen.
2012-07-25 10:29:38 PM  
1 vote:

shotglasss: All this liberal hate directed at Chick Fil A for allegedly hating gays...let's all remember how Mark Foley was treated by these same liberals for being gay. He was hounded out of office.

Selective outrage...you just gotta love it.


Congratulations, you just won the "Most Ill-Informed Post in a Thread" award.
2012-07-25 07:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
Boston Mayor Thomas Menino even went so far as to tell the Boston Herald that "Chick-fil-A doesn't belong in Boston."

They don't.
2012-07-25 06:58:16 PM  
1 vote:
How long before the NCAA weighs in??
2012-07-25 06:18:47 PM  
1 vote:

lordaction: I just want a liberal to explain to me how supporting traditional marriage means you hate gay people.


Funding groups trying to suppress the LGBTQ population is a pretty strong indicator.
2012-07-25 05:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
Call me a bigot, but I believe cilantro-haters don't deserve equal rights.
2012-07-25 05:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

Bloody William: Not only are European nations shutting down churches, they're spending $400 million per church every day to do it!


How do you know what Rush Limbaugh is going to talk about tomorrow?

ARE YOU A WIZARD?!
2012-07-25 04:49:24 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: IrateShadow: alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...

They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

[i.imgur.com image 618x460]

Wow, falsely claiming a company's products are dangerously defective? Really?

That bone-chilling sound you just heard was Jim Henson Productions' legal team having a collective orgasm.


greenreasoning.com

This is their O-face.
2012-07-25 04:37:17 PM  
1 vote:

palelizard: Citation needed.


You mean "FWD: FWD: fw: FWD: fw: fw: fwd: fwd: FW: FW:" isn't a valid citation?
2012-07-25 04:36:36 PM  
1 vote:

blahpers: Expolaris: rufus-t-firefly: He really should clarify which group of people he thinks are not deserving of equal protection under the law - non-whites or just gays/lesbians.

Are you allowed in the country club (as a member, not part of the yard crew)?

No?

Get lost. Popeye's is down the street.

Now I want chicken. *shakes fist*


cdn.ology.com
/Agents of Chik-Fil Et confused by a batch of chicken not fried in hate
//Born and raised in Atlanta, i'm going to miss stuffing all that warm cock in my mouth when i get home, but i support my Gay Bros and their cause.
2012-07-25 04:22:57 PM  
1 vote:

A Dark Evil Omen: fracto73: I'd rather have a beer with BIden. I bet he has some good stories and wouldn't hold back on telling them.

Oh, man, I would love to go out drinking with Joe Biden. That seems like a recipe for good times.


So much THIS. Sign me the fark up! It would be epic.

/Especially if Joe let me drive the Pontiac up and down Pennsylvania Avenue scoping out teh hawt chicks.
//Bidenmobile = Total. Chick. Magnet.
2012-07-25 04:18:33 PM  
1 vote:

lordaction: I just want a liberal to explain to me how supporting traditional marriage means you hate gay people. This is the only way these people know how to argue. Think unemployment is high means you are a racist. Don't support healthcare laws means you hate women. Liberals always claim to be morally superior intellectuals but they sure do argue like a child. If any of them actually knew who their fathers were I'm sure they would tell me that he could beat up my dad.


"Hi, I'm lordaction, and I want you Farkers to believe that I've never heard of a dog whistle!"
2012-07-25 04:13:40 PM  
1 vote:

p-e-t-e: I've got no problem with them being sued for that kind of stuff or denied a business license if an existing store was proven to carry on like that. But what's at issue here is some corporate stiff making some sh*tty comments and a few mayors openly admitting they're going to ban some independent franchisee from opening a store in their city. Presumed guilty of some violation of the law before they were even allowed to break ground.


They aren't being presumed guilty of violating anything. They are being told "You are an asshole. We don't want your asshole business in our city."

Perfectly legit.
2012-07-25 03:48:19 PM  
1 vote:
I'm starting a Fhuck Huck day.
2012-07-25 03:35:26 PM  
1 vote:
I have been trying to see what the Muppet toys looked like, but I think it is laughable that Chick-Fil-A seems to be claiming that they are doing a "voluntary recall" of what sounds like finger puppets based on Muppets because fingers are getting stuck in the holes (puppets)...

Sure they are...
2012-07-25 03:30:33 PM  
1 vote:
I couldn't care less about the boycotts/show of support, but this stuff about some city's mayors (Boston, Chicago) actively blocking franchises from opening is utter bullsh*t. The CEO/COO of Chic-fil-A may have some f*cked up attitudes, but as best anyone can tell their restaurants still employ and serve people across the ethnic/religious/sexual orientation spectrum. So until someone proves otherwise Mayors Emanuel and Menino, either prove they discriminate by not hiring or serving certain classes of people or STFU and protest by not attending the ribbon cutting.
2012-07-25 03:29:52 PM  
1 vote:

Zerochance: jst3p: Zerochance: NateGrey: Fake Facebook accounts?

Republicans creating alts?

That is so unlike them.

If you have to create an alt to support your argument, you've already lost it.

Well said.

Thanks. You're not me, are you?


Zero chance of that.
2012-07-25 03:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
As far as I know, there are no criminal charges, right? You haven't been silenced, you voiced an opinion and people told you to fark off. That isn't oppression, you twats, that is life.


And Christians saying anyone is intolerant is...interesting.
2012-07-25 03:11:43 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: [i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

"Now, America, the libs want us to *forget* that bucket of... delicious... Chick-fil-A... chicken. Tastiest of the tasty chicken... so tempting. What's that? You want me to eat you? But I'm in the middle of a press conference!"


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/Posted as a picture, not a link.
//Html is hard
2012-07-25 03:09:22 PM  
1 vote:

fracto73: I'd rather have a beer with BIden. I bet he has some good stories and wouldn't hold back on telling them.


Oh, man, I would love to go out drinking with Joe Biden. That seems like a recipe for good times.
2012-07-25 03:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
I stopped going to Chick-fil-A a couple years ago. I tried it a couple times and thought the chicken was nasty. Only excuse I need to avoid them
2012-07-25 03:02:52 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: IrateShadow: alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...

They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

[i.imgur.com image 618x460]

Wow, falsely claiming a company's products are dangerously defective? Really?

That bone-chilling sound you just heard was Jim Henson Productions' legal team having a collective orgasm.


They should totally sue for defamation and then donate any monies they win to some pro-gay civil rights organization just for the lulz.

/Well, yeah and cos it's a good thing to do .
2012-07-25 02:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'll go out for some El Pollo Loco on August 1. That'll show 'em.

/plus, it's delicious
//and healthier than Chik-Fil-A.
2012-07-25 02:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
Never been to a Chick-fil-A, doubt I will ever go. I'm not even sure I pronounce the name correctly. Is it Chick Filet or Chick Fill-uh? Either way it's dumb.

Come to Seattle. We have real restaurants and don't hate gay people.
2012-07-25 02:57:15 PM  
1 vote:

Jackson Herring: i.imgur.com


Oh great, now I have to boycott Kool Aid too.
2012-07-25 02:56:44 PM  
1 vote:
I checked with the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is usually the one issuing the statements regarding recalled toys. A rep at the CPSC told me that the agency has no record of any recall related to these toys. I've asked Chick fil-A for comment on why it chose not to involve the CPSC in the recall and will add any statement the company provides on the topic.

UPDATE: In spite of the language on the above sign, a rep for Chick fil-A says "This is not a recall - it is a voluntary withdrawal."


Link

So this seems to be a case of, "You can't fire me! I quit!"
2012-07-25 02:54:50 PM  
1 vote:

Zerochance: NateGrey: Fake Facebook accounts?

Republicans creating alts?

That is so unlike them.

If you have to create an alt to support your argument, you've already lost it.


I, Zerochance, agree
2012-07-25 02:53:54 PM  
1 vote:

mysticcat: Sometimes a chicken sammich is just a chicken sammich. I don't care if the person making it beats his dog, watches granny porn all-night, cheats on his taxes, or is a moronic bigot. Everyone's got their own issues to deal with. I just want some chicken.


Good for you for not having principle!
2012-07-25 02:49:47 PM  
1 vote:
keylock71:

Up with Fisting?
2012-07-25 02:49:02 PM  
1 vote:

Corvus: BritneysSpeculum: Didn't he write a book about how eating shiat like fried chicken sandwiches will kill you?

But if it's to hate gays that makes it all fine!


i1222.photobucket.com
2012-07-25 02:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
I am surprised that someone who's been a State Governor would decide to speak out on this topic, let alone call for a national appreciation day. I assume he is never going to run for office again and feels free to blurt out opinions on any damn thing.
2012-07-25 02:45:03 PM  
1 vote:
i47.photobucket.com
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 02:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

SkinnyHead: Kome: SkinnyHead: IrateShadow: They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

It looks like Jim Henson Company might be using this episode to retaliate against Chick-fil-A for pointing out possible safety issues in their puppet toys.

In this universe, however, causes come before effects and not t'other way 'round.

The Jim Henson Company could only be retaliating against Chick-fil-A for that if Chick-fil-A made the first move regarding the toys, and not after the Jim Henson Company issued their statement saying they won't partner with Chick-fil-A again.

Does your backwards view of everything even extend so far that it shatters your understanding of causation?

The Chick-fil-A sign in the photo says that the voluntary recall of the Henson toys began on 7/19. Hensen announced their boycott of Chick-fil-A the next day, on 7/20.

And besides, the Henson Company knew for long time that Chick-fil-A was a Christian company that donated to pro-marriage organizations. They didn't just discover that on 7/20.


In other news, EmptyHead believes everything he reads on signs, especially on days when they've been caught lying on Facebook.
2012-07-25 02:34:32 PM  
1 vote:

Nabb1: skullkrusher: Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.

you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.

Hey, that's genetic. He can't help it. To millions of people, cilantro tastes soapy and metallic. There's some sort of gene that affects how you taste cilantro, and many people of northern European descent don't have it. It's true. Go look it up.


Apparently Portuguese people call cilantro "parsley that the devil pissed on."
2012-07-25 02:34:29 PM  
1 vote:
I'm shocked that a family that looks like this

img152.imageshack.us

would defend a fried chicken restaurant so fiercely.
2012-07-25 02:25:07 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: Can you just imagine some tea bagger going to CFA that day and getting his chicken club and waffle fries and sucking on that straw of some Pepsi (not that hippie 'diet Pepsi') and driving away with his furrowed brow thinking "Take THAT, libs!".


Honestly, that - even more than the public diss from the Muppets and the pathetic way they're attempting damage control - is what amuses me most about this whole kerfuffle.

You show those libs. F*ck that chicken stand like it's your spouse!
2012-07-25 02:23:47 PM  
1 vote:

sweetmelissa31: I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

[gawker.com image 612x397]


alright ladies...and gay men.... Of the three hucks... which do you marry, which do you F, and which do you kill...
2012-07-25 02:23:00 PM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: It's sad and sickening to see narrow-minded bigots go out of their way to patronize hate-mongering companies that actively discriminate against certain groups of people, but it's their right, just as the rest of us have the right to spend our money elsewhere.


These are the same people who pulled over to the side of the road and let the cars idle for an hour, because...I'm not sure. Something to do with Mother Palin and Bergen-Belsen Hostel II Fartbongo

wonkette.com
2012-07-25 02:21:36 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, if only August 1 fell on a Sunday...
2012-07-25 02:18:33 PM  
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I'm sorry but this is way more unnatural than any family with gay parents

gawker.com
2012-07-25 02:17:07 PM  
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eraser8: skullkrusher: you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.

Anybody's who's been paying attention to this thread knows that I'm not in reflexive agreement with Diogenes...but, he's right about cilantro (if he hates it). That stuff licks Smurf balls.


I always had you pegged as a cilantro hater
2012-07-25 02:15:56 PM  
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skullkrusher: you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.


Anybody's who's been paying attention to this thread knows that I'm not in reflexive agreement with Diogenes...but, he's right about cilantro (if he hates it). That stuff licks Smurf balls.
2012-07-25 02:15:53 PM  
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Nabb1: skullkrusher: Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.

you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.

Hey, that's genetic. He can't help it. To millions of people, cilantro tastes soapy and metallic. There's some sort of gene that affects how you taste cilantro, and many people of northern European descent don't have it. It's true. Go look it up.


bullshiat. Hatred of cilantro is a choice. He probably had parents who hated cilantro and taught him that it was ok.
2012-07-25 02:15:02 PM  
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Can you just imagine some tea bagger going to CFA that day and getting his chicken club and waffle fries and sucking on that straw of some Pepsi (not that hippie 'diet Pepsi') and driving away with his furrowed brow thinking "Take THAT, libs!".
2012-07-25 02:14:39 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: Diogenes: Pants full of macaroni!!: What's all the fuss about? Gays don't even eat chicken sammiches. They all eat vegetables and pesto and cilantro and sh*t.

/and the poo-poo

Fark that. Cilantro tastes like socks made out of aluminum foil to me.

you can be gay all you want, Diogenes but I won't have you talking bad about cilantro. I just won't have it.


Hey, that's genetic. He can't help it. To millions of people, cilantro tastes soapy and metallic. There's some sort of gene that affects how you taste cilantro, and many people of northern European descent don't have it. It's true. Go look it up.
2012-07-25 02:08:44 PM  
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BraveNewCheneyWorld: Yep, keep hammering someone for using their first amendment rights to do something other than support your views. That, or you could take the high road and simply keep speaking your own views, but whatever floats your boat.


You're gonna need help with that last nail. Nobody can get it in theirselves. Not even rugged individuals such as you.
2012-07-25 02:08:42 PM  
1 vote:
As we suffer through day three of this national crisis, many Americans wonder where it will all end? Where will we get delicious fried chicken wedged between two lightly toasted buttery buns, garnished with a dill pickle with a clean conscience?
2012-07-25 02:01:21 PM  
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alizeran: I appreciate how they have no idea how the internet works.

...the chicken sandwich company appears to have made fake Facebook accounts to defend its honor on the social network...


They're also lying to minimize the reason Jim Henson Productions is no longer associating with them:

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2012-07-25 01:59:47 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-25 01:57:51 PM  
1 vote:
Keep Farking Mor chickn'
2012-07-25 01:55:04 PM  
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palelizard: Too often, those on the left make corporate statements to show support for same sex marriage, abortion, or profanity, but if Christians affirm traditional values, we're considered homophobic, fundamentalists, hate-mongers, and intolerant.

Well, yes. Words have meaning. Someone who says "I support same sex marriage" is not being intolerant. If your views are antisocial, people having the opposite of your views are therefore NOT antisocial. English, do you speak it motherfarker?


This is getting right to the heart of the issue; People who oppose same-sex marriage see it as an attack on their beliefs and are convinced that if it was legal they would be inclined or even forced to run to the local airport bathroom for the sodomy they have been trying to avoid all their lives.
2012-07-25 01:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
Fat, male Sarah Palin.
2012-07-25 01:52:31 PM  
1 vote:
When Huckabee wants to promote a national day of Bojangle's ....count me in.
2012-07-25 01:52:00 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: mysticcat: Sometimes a chicken sammich is just a chicken sammich. I don't care if the person making it beats his dog, watches granny porn all-night, cheats on his taxes, or is a moronic bigot. Everyone's got their own issues to deal with. I just want some chicken.

The issue isn't that Chick-fil-A's owners have bronze age views about sexuality. The issue is that Chick-fil-A's owners are using their profits to undermine equality.

I can patronize a business with owners that have different political views from mine...in fact, I'm pretty sure I do.

But, the moment I'm made aware of the fact that a business is using the profits that I HELP GENERATE to stand in the way of progress, I'm going to decline to give them my custom.

Seriously, how is Chick-fil-A's announcement that they're funding hate groups different from, say, the neighborhood butcher putting up a sign saying he'll donate 50 cents from every purchase to the American Nazi Party?


Godwin says Hi.
2012-07-25 01:51:11 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, Mr. Huckabee. Huck you!
2012-07-25 01:49:41 PM  
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Philip Francis Queeg: "Too often, those on the left make corporate statements to show support for same sex marriage, abortion, or profanity, but if Christians affirm traditional values, we're considered homophobic, fundamentalists, hate-mongers, and intolerant."

What the fark is this guy talking about? Corporate statements in favor pf profanity?


Too often, those on the left make corporate statements to show support for not being evil, but if Christian affirm being evil, we're considered evil.
2012-07-25 01:46:40 PM  
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MacEnvy: Ugh, what a self-aggrandizing piece of shiat that guy turned into.


There must be some electromagnetic pulse that radio broadcasting equipment emits that turns the human brain into a turd-like substance.

I was trying to ignore all this and continue my crack-fil-a addiction, but goddamn if they are going to end up stopping me from going there. If ted nugent starts supporting them, I might have to finally give it up.
2012-07-25 01:46:02 PM  
1 vote:

BritneysSpeculum: Didn't he write a book about how eating shiat like fried chicken sandwiches will kill you?


Yeah but he got fat again. This fits in with his new diet plan.
2012-07-25 01:44:57 PM  
1 vote:

BritneysSpeculum: Didn't he write a book about how eating shiat like fried chicken sandwiches will kill you?


But if it's to hate gays that makes it all fine!
2012-07-25 01:44:19 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, look, Chucklebee missed having people talking about him.
2012-07-25 01:40:19 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't he write a book about how eating shiat like fried chicken sandwiches will kill you?
2012-07-25 01:35:34 PM  
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mysticcat: Sometimes a chicken sammich is just a chicken sammich. I don't care if the person making it beats his dog, watches granny porn all-night, cheats on his taxes, or is a moronic bigot. Everyone's got their own issues to deal with. I just want some chicken.


So there's no difference between a guy who beats his dog and a guy who donates millions of dollars to anti-gay groups, in the name of disenfranchising basic human rights? If you can't spot the difference, or if you perhaps don't care about rights of your fellow citizens, then you deserve all the artery-clogging cholesterol you can shove into your craw.
 
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