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(Journal Times)   Man allegedly "whooped" boys with belt they called "What's Up"   (journaltimes.com) divider line 88
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2012-07-25 01:13:10 PM
WHAZZUP?!?!

I prefer to call mine "Lil Snappy"
 
2012-07-25 02:13:41 PM
I prefer "Mr. Ugly".
 
2012-07-25 02:18:56 PM
"Belt called What's Up"?

When he was whoopin' them, did they think to ask "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YEAH, HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YEAH, HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY- YAY- YAY, I SAID HEY... WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!?"

2.bp.blogspot.com

/Get that one out of your heads...
 
2012-07-25 02:21:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: "Belt called What's Up"?

When he was whoopin' them, did they think to ask "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YEAH, HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YEAH, HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY- YAY- YAY, I SAID HEY... WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!?"

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 321x240]

/Get that one out of your heads...



You really are a bastard.
 
2012-07-25 02:53:12 PM
Whoop, there it is!!
 
2012-07-25 02:53:15 PM
I'm don't support abuse, but that is kind of funny.
 
2012-07-25 02:54:30 PM
It's one thing to whoop your own kids but someone else's?
 
2012-07-25 02:54:53 PM
Big deal. When I was a kid we get spanked with a paddle-shaped piece of stiff leather that we called the "razor strap".
 
2012-07-25 02:55:11 PM
The day I simultaneously failed woodshop senior year in high school, I also created.... The SexPaddle™
 
2012-07-25 02:56:19 PM
First thing I thought of.....
www.movieposter.com
/accessorize, accessorize, accessorize!!!!!!
 
2012-07-25 02:56:24 PM
After their beatings, they were taken to the hospital to see the What's Up Doc.
 
2012-07-25 02:56:34 PM
www.pwpix.net

Poor Little Jimmy
 
2012-07-25 02:57:40 PM
These are white kids right?
 
2012-07-25 02:58:52 PM
Is it GOOFY TIME?
 
2012-07-25 02:59:26 PM
That's what they get for shooping. They should be grateful there weren't any lazers.
 
2012-07-25 02:59:40 PM
Wanted for questioning:
farm1.static.flickr.com

/Say Sa Da Tay
 
2012-07-25 03:01:16 PM
"If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game."
 
2012-07-25 03:01:24 PM
Is ok if he was only trying to fill a role that was missing at at home?

/whoop you like I was your father!
//do a paternity test, dud, might get jail AND child support arrears too
 
2012-07-25 03:05:56 PM
Someone needs to show this guy "What's up" and by "What's up" i mean prison sex.
 
2012-07-25 03:06:02 PM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: These are white kids right?


There is no way of knowing.

Mark A. Perine, 28, of the 1200 block of Dr. Martin Luther King Drive

But I bet Chris Rock has a guess.
 
2012-07-25 03:06:24 PM
The Belt was eight feet long, nine feet wide, and was covered with hooks. And it'd take the meat right off your body.

/we had never *seen* The Belt...but we had heard of it.

//from back before Bill and Russell were just two members of The Cosby Kids...
 
2012-07-25 03:06:31 PM
www.skepticalraptor.com
 
2012-07-25 03:06:44 PM
If they had these laws back when I was a kid, my parents would still be in jail.
 
2012-07-25 03:08:11 PM
Not ANOTHER Penn State thread.
 
2012-07-25 03:08:16 PM
Wooden spoon with the hole in it at my friend's house. No child left (with an un-bruised) behind. You'd hear that spoon coming before you could even think to run.
 
2012-07-25 03:08:50 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/No idea why that was the first thing to come to mind.
 
2012-07-25 03:09:11 PM

Stoj: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: These are white kids right?

There is no way of knowing.

Mark A. Perine, 28, of the 1200 block of Dr. Martin Luther King Drive

But I bet Chris Rock has a guess.


I've either been on Fark too long, or I'm becoming more accepting of my inner racism, but as soon as I saw this headline, I thought "there's no way this is a white dude", and when I RTFA and saw the address, I literally laughed out loud.

I guess I'm a bad person.
 
2012-07-25 03:10:29 PM
I can only imagine the source of the name. "You want to know what's up? I'll show you what's up!"
 
2012-07-25 03:10:46 PM

Gonz: I guess I'm a bad person.


Most of us here are.
 
2012-07-25 03:10:53 PM
Child Spanked. News at 11
 
2012-07-25 03:11:25 PM
TFA lacks details. What relationship did this guy have with the kids? Parents? Neighborhood perv or what?
 
2012-07-25 03:12:09 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-25 03:14:32 PM
Didn't expect a Pootie Tang reference. Is there anything obscure on Fark?
 
2012-07-25 03:14:55 PM
i329.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 03:15:02 PM
My dad's belt was called 'Brownie'. It was a wide, men's belt (in classic brown) and the threat of getting hit with it could usually diffuse any situation. Although it hurt well enough, it wasn't nearly as bad as my mom's skinny dress belt, and when given the choice of which parent would be doing the whipping, I'd choose dad.
 
2012-07-25 03:17:12 PM

Stoj: Gonz: I guess I'm a bad person.

Most of us here are.


You beat your child with a belt daily and in such a manner that their teacher feels compelled to call the police?

Yes you are a bad person and you should feel bad.
 
2012-07-25 03:17:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: /Get that one out of your heads...


No room for it. Still got that stupid "Here's my number" pop POS bouncing around in my head from another thread.
 
2012-07-25 03:19:21 PM

newmilpan: Stoj: Gonz: I guess I'm a bad person.

Most of us here are.

You beat your child with a belt daily and in such a manner that their teacher feels compelled to call the police?

Yes you are a bad person and you should feel bad.


I have two kids under 3 years old. They don't HAVE teachers, and the one thinks that taxi cabs are police cars. Yeah good luck with that, kid.

Suckers.
 
2012-07-25 03:21:32 PM

croesius: Wanted for questioning:
[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x282]

/Say Sa Da Tay


This is *literally* the worst movie ever. It isn't even so bad it becomes funny and is good...it is just pure concentrated suck.

/Saw it in the theatre in high school with 2 buddies, about 10-15 people in the theatre at the start, by the end, we were the ONLY 3 people left in the theatre. Most had walked out after about 20-30 minutes, but we were determined to stay and wait for something, ANYTHING, funny to happen.
//we never let that friend pick the movie ever again
///It is almost as bad a movie, as "As I Lay Dying" is a book. Almost.
 
2012-07-25 03:24:33 PM
I've got an earache

Earache my eye, how would you like a buttache?
Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this
room, it looks like a pig sty. You hear me?
 
2012-07-25 03:25:15 PM

spentmiles: If they had these laws back when I was a kid, my parents would still be in jail.


Yep. What we called a spanking is now child abuse.

Actually, come to think of it, my mother probably should be in jail, but not for actual spankings. She's just a crazy biatch.
 
2012-07-25 03:30:08 PM
Oblig.....


Can't see WHY you haven't gotten to this yet......

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net

/bad fark....now where's mah belt
 
2012-07-25 03:31:06 PM
Sine your pitty on the runny kine!

/that should have been a funny movie
//was not
 
2012-07-25 03:31:57 PM
Was there an onion tied to the belt?

/as was the style at the time
 
2012-07-25 03:39:06 PM
- Steel salad fork
- Wooden spoons
- The good old-fashioned belt

All of the above kept me in line as a kid, and I grew up fairly close to normal, I think...
 
2012-07-25 03:50:18 PM

edgesrealm: - Steel salad fork
- Wooden spoons
- The good old-fashioned belt

All of the above kept me in line as a kid, and I grew up fairly close to normal, I think...


To be fair you did end up on Fark
 
2012-07-25 03:52:03 PM
The belt goes "whoop whoop"

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-25 03:55:06 PM
I remember the time when headlines that got greenlit were actually creative one-liners by the submitter instead of just a copypasta of the headline of the article.
 
2012-07-25 03:56:26 PM
When I was six, I was playing in our neighbor's house while my mom and the neighbor lady talked. Her son had a little "safe" bank, and I picked the lock. I took the money ($3.00) out, and closed the door. Then I couldn't get it open again.I was scared to tell, so I went to the store around the corner and bought my brother and sister each a kite.

The next day, my father asked me to see him in his room. He asked me what happened, and I lied about it. He told me to go get the belt. I got my ass whupped, and then he asked me again what happened. I lied again, and got my ass whupped. I knew he'd be so ashamed of what I did, that he'd hate me and probably kill me.

In my mind, I must have taken about 500 strokes of the belt, although it was probably about 200. This went on for 45 minutes, until I just couldn't think of any more lies. I must have told him 20 or 30 different stories, and got a whupping after each one.. Finally, we worked our way around to the truth, and it was the hardest to tell. I didn't have any tears left, and in my six-year-old mind, I was preparing to die. I got the truth out, and lo and behold, my father took me up on his lap and hugged me. Then we had a little talk about truth and lies. Then he had my mom soothe my poor bottom.

I won't say I've never lied since, but I never lied to my dad again.
 
2012-07-25 03:58:42 PM

Jake Havechek: I've got an earache

Earache my eye, how would you like a buttache?
Now get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this
room, it looks like a pig sty. You hear me?


I'll give you something to cry about!

/spatula
 
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