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(Newser)   "Taylor Swift sucked into Kennedy feud." That headline is three words too long   (newser.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Taylor Swift, kennedy, July 4th, love triangles, education center, U.S. Senate  
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2012-07-25 01:55:00 PM  
Remove just two for a better headline...
 
2012-07-25 02:07:25 PM  
Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?
 
2012-07-25 02:07:51 PM  
so she doesn't anymore subby?
 
Zel [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 02:09:27 PM  
I would remove "into" and "feud" and then change Kennedy to my name.
 
2012-07-25 02:09:47 PM  
which three words?
 
2012-07-25 02:10:48 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?


Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz.
 
2012-07-25 02:11:04 PM  
I was thinking more along these lines....

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-25 02:11:55 PM  

ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]


PLUS this
por-img.cimcontent.net

/Damn post preview!!!!
 
2012-07-25 02:13:53 PM  
Keep yur ah-eyes...urrrpen.

/got nothin
 
2012-07-25 02:14:09 PM  
"...Ted Kennedy "wanted his historic, rambling home to become a place of learning for the public, especially young people."

Possibly a driving school...
world-viewer.com
 
2012-07-25 02:14:22 PM  
Swift sucked Kennedy?

/giggity
 
2012-07-25 02:19:02 PM  
I'm sure you can find a site for that on the- oh wait, that's not what you meant.

Nevermind.
 
2012-07-25 02:20:02 PM  
Taylor Swift is dating Patrick Schwartzenegger?

Quick, get to dah choppah!!!!
 
2012-07-25 02:20:47 PM  

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

 
2012-07-25 02:22:33 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x428]
[i.imgur.com image 600x480]


Go on...
 
2012-07-25 02:22:37 PM  
That girl is beautiful, in a very odd way, but still beautiful.
 
2012-07-25 02:23:51 PM  
"Into Kennedy Feud"?

I don't get it...
 
2012-07-25 02:24:41 PM  

ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]


That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.
 
2012-07-25 02:25:20 PM  
Gah, someone already beat me with a Kennedy picture.

api.ning.com
 
2012-07-25 02:25:47 PM  

Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.


I thought that at first, too - but no, I bet it's just pasties placed to avoid headlights.
 
2012-07-25 02:27:03 PM  

Deucednuisance: "Into Kennedy Feud"?

I don't get it...


no no no

"Taylor into Kennedy"
 
2012-07-25 02:28:23 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.

I thought that at first, too - but no, I bet it's just pasties placed to avoid headlights.


thisisanoutrage.jpg
 
2012-07-25 02:28:28 PM  
Didn't know that Kanye was in charge of the estate.

images4.mtv.com
 
2012-07-25 02:29:31 PM  
She'll have the stank of the curse on her soon enough.
 
2012-07-25 02:29:36 PM  
FTA photo, Arnie won't need make-up if he wants to make a Frankenstein movie.
 
2012-07-25 02:30:41 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.

I thought that at first, too - but no, I bet it's just pasties placed to avoid headlights.


Good point.

There is something about skinny white chicks with huge areola that creeps me out.
 
2012-07-25 02:33:36 PM  
With a net worth of $80 million there is little doubt that Swift could afford a room at a local hotel or B&B.
Annual earnings according to Forbes:
May 2011 to May 2012 Earnings: $57 million
May 2010 to May 2011 Earnings: $45 million
May 2009 to May 2010 Earnings: $45 million
May 2008 to May 2009 Earnings: $18 million

If Vicki Kennedy wants to be a hard ass that's her prerogative.
Link should have gone to original story at the Huffington Post.
Link
 
2012-07-25 02:34:43 PM  

Teknowaffle: dj_spanmaster: Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.

I thought that at first, too - but no, I bet it's just pasties placed to avoid headlights.

Good point.

There is something about skinny white chicks with huge areola that creeps me out.


I've never encountered any of these "in the wild" so to speak. Not sure what the evolutionary advantage of large areolae is, either. Change in sensitivity for feeding?
 
2012-07-25 02:36:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-25 02:37:04 PM  

probesport: XplodedSynapses: Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?

Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz.


Wouldn't mind seeing her in a Catholic School Girls in Trouble remake.
 
2012-07-25 02:37:30 PM  
And here I thought "Kennedy feud" was some sort of code for "jet engine".
 
2012-07-25 02:37:51 PM  

Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.


I know I was straining my eyes too....
If only......
 
2012-07-25 02:41:11 PM  
Nipple thread?
 
2012-07-25 02:41:25 PM  

howdyyall9999: probesport: XplodedSynapses: Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?

Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz.

Wouldn't mind seeing her in a Catholic School Girls in Trouble remake.


I don't think she has the "acting" talent for the shower scene.
 
2012-07-25 02:43:33 PM  

howdyyall9999: probesport: XplodedSynapses: Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?

Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz.

Wouldn't mind seeing her in a Catholic School Girls in Trouble remake.


Is she going to recreate the famous roll?

/you have my gratitude
 
2012-07-25 02:46:43 PM  

Meatschool: Nipple thread?


farm4.static.flickr.com

/just doing my part
/DO NOT GOOGLE HILLARY CLINTON'S NIPPLES
//I have no idea
 
2012-07-25 02:46:45 PM  

LonMead: "...Ted Kennedy "wanted his historic, rambling home to become a place of learning for the public, especially young people."

Possibly a driving school...
[world-viewer.com image 430x288]


You are correct! We would've also accepted "people women," tell him what he's won Vanna!
 
2012-07-25 02:47:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: howdyyall9999: probesport: XplodedSynapses: Was it supposed to be 'Swift Kentucky Feud'?

Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz.

Wouldn't mind seeing her in a Catholic School Girls in Trouble remake.

I don't think she has the "acting" talent for the shower scene.


dont care. boobs.

favim.com
 
2012-07-25 02:51:26 PM  

lolvirgin.com

 
2012-07-25 02:52:00 PM  

howdyyall9999: dont care. boobs.


Here she is shaking her bacon to a greater degree than I thought possible.

GIF too large for Fark
 
2012-07-25 03:00:59 PM  

Wellon Dowd: howdyyall9999: dont care. boobs.

Here she is shaking her bacon to a greater degree than I thought possible.

GIF too large for Fark


Daaaayyyuuummm.
i am suddenly a fan of Taylor Swift.

/Whoa.
 
2012-07-25 03:01:05 PM  
sasstag.files.wordpress.com

What a sucking Taylor Swift may look like (invisible penis)
 
2012-07-25 03:03:46 PM  
Pull my finger.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-25 03:06:24 PM  

Wellon Dowd: howdyyall9999: dont care. boobs.

Here she is shaking her bacon to a greater degree than I thought possible.

GIF too large for Fark


But worth the click. +1 to you sir.
 
2012-07-25 03:06:55 PM  

Teknowaffle: ChipNASA: I was thinking more along these lines....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 264x400]

That pic has some evidence of likely silver dollar nipples.


i49.tinypic.com

You would be correct in that assessment.
 
2012-07-25 03:09:07 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-25 03:29:41 PM  
I would dissapoint the hell out of her given the chance.

/King of England, etc.
 
2012-07-25 03:33:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-25 03:36:15 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 350x196]


i359.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 03:39:43 PM  
 
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