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2012-07-25 01:31:33 PM
19 votes:
I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.
2012-07-25 02:16:48 PM
9 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

You do realize the sandwich is symbolic of the holy trinity right? The bread, chicken, and pickle equal the father, son, and holy ghost. You are never actually pouring sauces on the sandwich, you're baptizing them. Would you expect a preacher to separate the holy trinity? No, so you shouldn't expect your Chick-fil-A to do the same.


No no no, the pickle is a metaphor for a penis. Pocket Ninja is saying he's not gay so why do they keep trying to shove their gay agenda (the penis pickle, in this analogy) down his throat, even though he always says, "No penis please." Then they wrap themselves in religious dogma (the insulated bag) and try to trick him into gobbling down some penis(pickle). When he complains about constantly having to avoid slurping down some pickle/penis, they respond by saying "Just take it off." implying they mean the pickle-penis, but really they mean his pants.
2012-07-25 01:07:44 PM
9 votes:
And as a generic black woman drinking water, this concerns me.

us.123rf.com
2012-07-25 07:50:30 PM
7 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

Can someone help me with these hilarious limes?
2012-07-25 01:40:57 PM
7 votes:
The funny thing is, they probably wouldn't have done some digging if Photogenic Teenage Girl wouldn't have dropped the John 3:16 at the end. You need a light touch.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-25 01:38:05 PM
7 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


You do realize the sandwich is symbolic of the holy trinity right? The bread, chicken, and pickle equal the father, son, and holy ghost. You are never actually pouring sauces on the sandwich, you're baptizing them. Would you expect a preacher to separate the holy trinity? No, so you shouldn't expect your Chick-fil-A to do the same.
2012-07-25 07:04:19 PM
6 votes:
As a person who laughs while eating salad I am deeply offended by the actions of Chik-Fil-A and will no longer laugh at their salads.
image.shutterstock.com
2012-07-25 03:45:41 PM
6 votes:
image.shutterstock.com
Photo taken moments ago, at Chick-fil-A's advertising department...
2012-07-25 05:11:10 PM
5 votes:
The next time I eat at Chick-fil-A will be on a Sunday.
2012-07-25 04:04:01 PM
5 votes:
Wait a minute... Did Paul Christoforo get a job at Chick-Fil-A?

s3.amazonaws.com
2012-07-25 03:37:14 PM
5 votes:
Well, I guess that's something Chick-fil-A and I have in common.
2012-07-25 08:14:47 PM
4 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-07-25 03:37:03 PM
4 votes:

theorellior: ds_4815: This whole thread just sounds like one big pickle incident.

I was getting hungry for some Lucky Charms, too.


i105.photobucket.com
They're always after me fookin arse.
2012-07-25 01:16:44 PM
4 votes:
Apparently unconcerned is the group of four happy, funny caucasians eating pizza:

www.colourbox.com
2012-07-25 01:14:28 PM
4 votes:
Generic white business woman also is concerned:
www.free-vectorart.com
2012-07-25 11:31:28 PM
3 votes:

jso2897: You know, what I find shocking about this thread is not the number of people who are putting others down for making what they believe to be moral choices with their own money - that's typical of Farkers, who tend to freak completely out at anything they suspect might be any form of "political correctness"
But i had no idea that this many Farkers had such horrible taste in food.
I've had the misfortune of tasting Cick-Fil-A's "food" on a couple of unavoidable occasions. It's hog vomit. Greasy, slimy, salty, foul hillbilly chow. Why would anyone deliberately subject themselves to swallowing garbage, let alone like it? Have they no taste buds?




i112.photobucket.com



Mmmm...
2012-07-25 06:15:58 PM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


You'd think these pickle pushers would be a little more tolerant of gays, seeing as their entire business is based on encouraging cock gobbling.
2012-07-25 02:29:14 PM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.



Know who ELSE didn't want a pickle?


i105.photobucket.com
2012-07-26 03:27:45 AM
2 votes:
i.istockimg.com

That's right! The best part is forever!
2012-07-25 09:40:32 PM
2 votes:
Fake 14 yr old girl on Facebook and 200 post on FARK and no Chris Hansen?

For shame FARK.
2012-07-25 07:50:30 PM
2 votes:
Now that I'm not longer eating at Chick-fil-A because of this, I get to eat more of my wife's bull shiat cooking she learned from that yoga instructor she is probably banging.

i24.photobucket.com
2012-07-25 05:39:29 PM
2 votes:
I can't believe this!

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-25 04:16:54 PM
2 votes:
image.shutterstock.com

lol like you guys I'm totally one of u and i just want to express my heartfelt and sincere support for [client]
2012-07-25 04:08:12 PM
2 votes:

Supes: I think it was this guy trolling the rest of the group.


Naw, I think it was this guy.

us.123rf.com
2012-07-25 04:04:37 PM
2 votes:

born_yesterday: Think about it. Somewhere, in a conference room at CFA headquarters, a group of stuffed shirts sat around and discussed their options for improving their PR.

This is what they came up with.


I think it was this guy trolling the rest of the group.

image.shutterstock.com
2012-07-25 03:45:34 PM
2 votes:
Sideshow Bob-fil-A
2012-07-25 03:44:01 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


THAT'S THE SURPRISE!!!
2012-07-25 03:43:45 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

fark Chick-fil-A.
2012-07-25 01:40:11 PM
2 votes:
Hmmm...

Abby Farle...anagram for Baby Faler.

/bored
2012-07-25 01:23:32 PM
2 votes:

mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.


Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!
2012-07-26 11:57:47 AM
1 votes:
Pickle Juice Taints!
2012-07-26 08:55:20 AM
1 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: Ghastly: quantum_jellyroll: Sounds like an echo chamber in here.
Imagine someone holding an opinion contrary to what the mob thinks.

/begin yammering wall of consciousness effluent
This is one of the things that always irk me when people think that all you have to do to be "edgy" is hold an opinion that is "contrary to what the mob thinks". Like being a unique snowflake automatically makes you a rebel.

"HA! Everyone thinks the earth is round, well I'm gonna say it's FLAT! I'M SO PUNK ROCK! YEAH! "

Sometimes, holding an opinion contrary to what the majority hold simply makes you an idiot. Doing something to BE edgy automatically makes it not edgy. It just makes you a hipster douche. And if you're doing something to BE edgy to make it not edgy so you can be ironic then you're a grand poobah hipster douchebag.

God damned posers ruin everything.
/end yammering wall of consciousness effluent

I'm making the point that so many posters in this thread are incensed that the owners of CFA
are adhering to their sincerely held beliefs. They seem to think it's wrong to not go along with
the rest of the lemmings. What makes the mobs consensus any more valid??
.
They are not discriminating against anyone.
They are not intimidating anyone into complying with their wishes.
They are not forcing anyone else to agree with them.
They are not depriving anyone of their rights and freedoms.
They are exercising their 1st amendment right to follow their consciences as their faith leads them.
What makes their beliefs inferior to the beliefs of those that disagree with them?

If someone has a beef against the Cathy family doing with their money what they wish to do,
then they should start their own business to compete against CFA and use any profits earned to support the
causes which they prefer. But, that would take more commitment than just biatching and calling
someone a "hater", so that's probably not an option.

As for the grand poobah hipster douchebag comment...
You're too young, to ...


i18.photobucket.com

Wow. You sure kicked HIS ass. Now try answering some of the things people are actually saying.
2012-07-26 08:07:35 AM
1 votes:
P-I-C-K-L-E goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this, the more likely he will accidentally post a picture of it on Fark.
2012-07-26 12:36:55 AM
1 votes:

Phil Payne: What I think is just stupid is how people boycott businesses thinking the business who does these kinds of things even gives a damn while that single mom trying to feed her two kids losses her job because some boycott lost business for the company and they couldn't pay her anymore. Really do people even think of these things before they act? Stand on a principle and all. I'm all for dragging them through the mud for being wrong but seriously the only people who suffer from a boycott of a company are the people lower down the chain that actually NEED the job.


So in other words consumers should never use the only real Free Market recourse they have?
2012-07-26 12:26:14 AM
1 votes:
image.shutterstock.com
image.shutterstock.com
/I love this site...
2012-07-25 11:59:38 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone conclusively prove that the sock puppet came from CFA or someone they new and authorized to act on their behalf?

The reason I ask is there's this website called Fark, and sometimes people make throwaway accounts on it just to make rude and offensive posts....

Also, southwest chargrilled chicken salad with the spicy dressing is So Damn Good. You cannot believe how pissed I am that CFA has made me choose between mouth-scorching spicy goodness and personal integrity. I can only hope that they see the light sometime soon. I can't eat the sammiches or planks, though- I can't digest them, for some reason. Might as well throw 'em directly in the turlett and skip the gut-wrenching cramps and exclamations of "how the fark did it get through me without even losing the breading!" and "the flipping pickle is STILL intact, for fark's sake!"
2012-07-25 10:30:22 PM
1 votes:
www.nutmegradio.com

I see you all know my new nickname now, "Chick-Fil-A"
2012-07-25 10:07:18 PM
1 votes:
pocket ninja you're gonna hate to hear this but they soak the chicken in pickle juice so you've been eating pickles the whole time
2012-07-25 09:52:59 PM
1 votes:

Bungles: James!: Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.

The same reason anyone likes any fast food. It's loaded up with salt. People mistake salt for flavor.


That's not fast food. That's American food. The over-seasoning in the US is insane.

It's funny how Britain gets such a thumping for its food, when the average American restaurant serves 20lbs bowls of half butter and half salt for a meal


I agree. I've been all over the UK and found the food awesome. Don't quite understand the bad reputation.

If you want a Chick-fil-A sandwich, it's been "reverse engineered".
2012-07-25 09:14:07 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: /babies don't do shiat


actually...
2012-07-25 09:01:48 PM
1 votes:

malaktaus: FloydA: "What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church ... a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them." ~Martin Luther.

"Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?"- Martin Luther


"Flame broiling makes the Whopper™ taste better. Fark Chik-Fil-A and their greasy, pickle-infested, pressure-cooked saltcock." ~ Martin Luther
2012-07-25 08:52:29 PM
1 votes:
image.shutterstock.com

"Haha, look, at this Frank. They made a sockpuppet!"
"Lol"

/look at that low-quality laptop
//it's logo just fell off
2012-07-25 08:48:16 PM
1 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-07-25 08:35:10 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: [image.shutterstock.com image 450x320]
Photo taken moments ago, at Chick-fil-A's advertising department...


image.shutterstock.com

Hey! That one was in my companies sexual harassment presentation!
2012-07-25 08:30:48 PM
1 votes:

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Lorelle: Abby Farle

Also:

Babel Fray
Flabby Era
Flabby Ear
Baby Feral
Baby Flare
Belay Barf
Fable Bray
A Babel Fry
Bar Bay Elf
Bra Bay Elf

/I know, whatevs


Great names for bands, especially Baby Feral, but Bar Bay Elf sounds plausible too.

Belay Barf sounds like something you would do in SEAL training.
2012-07-25 08:27:05 PM
1 votes:

MikeyistheDevil: rohar: chewielouie: Sorry, but freedom of speech, freedom of religion and freedom to eat tasty chicken sandwiches and waffle fries trump exaggerated outrage expressed by those who chose a lifestyle that not everyone is willing to accept or embrace as natural, and who also oppose it on moral and religious grounds.

Yes, there is intolerance and bigotry, but it's coming from the left.

shotglasss: Who gives a fark. I'm still going to Chick Fil A every time I want a chicken sammich. It's the best one out there. Although Panera's got a great turkey sammich that works for me too.

Oh you poor bastards in the south, no access to tasty fast food. You do what you will, but it doesn't compare to Zip's.

/oh, and for you smug Seattlites, Dick's isn't Zips.
//Zip's has an awesome chicken sandwich, and the fries are to die for
///and deep fried mushrooms, without the whole child abuse funding

You must not have ever been to the South.

/Had Chick-Fil-A today, will probably have some again next week
//u mad?


Hell no - it's your body, and if you want to shiat in it, it's your business. After all, the more of that garbage you eat, the shorter the time the rest of us will have to tolerate having you around.
2012-07-25 08:18:28 PM
1 votes:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: [i47.tinypic.com image 640x512]


I found her: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Abby-Farle/266336273475699

and

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Abby-Farle/471709572854183

Apperently her personality has split into dual psychotic episodes. They're both a bit heavy handed as trolls, but one of them may have legs.
2012-07-25 08:10:32 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Let's ask this multi-ethnic multi-gender group of young Christians reading the bible where they are going for lunch.
2012-07-25 07:49:52 PM
1 votes:

roncofooddehydrator: HeartBurnKid: I'm betting he doesn't. I don't either. But if their CEO went on the news and said how proud they are to support Westboro's traditional family values, you bet your ass I'd stop eating there.

Ignorant is one thing. Willfully ignorant is another.

I think we're all fairly aware the manufacturing conditions overseas are not good. I think people are being willfully ignorant if they pretend that Nike, Reebok, Adidas, Old Navy, Gap, or any other manufacturer who bases their production in a third world country are ok to buy while Chick-Fil-A is not. The fact of the matter is that once you start looking at all these companies, if you're going to be up on a moral high horse boycotting them for whatever you are against, it becomes difficult to buy any good that you like. In my opinion, the world is not black and white and there is a balance to every decision. Does a company produce more good than bad?

Let's do some math here. Chick-Fil-A does $2.3 billion in sales each year. Say the Cathy's give $2 million per year to anti-gay groups (as they did in 09 and 10). That means that 0.009% of every sale ends up in the hands of an anti-gay group. They have also given $18 million to help fund foster homes and camps in 2010 alone and have given out $23 million in scholarships to employees over the past 35 years.

If the logic for the boycott is that you don't want to finance anti-gay groups, then by that same logic you also do not want to fund scholarships to Chick-Fil-A employees, you don't want to fund foster homes and camps, and you certainly don't want to fund anyone involved in the other 99.991% of their sales, which includes good people just earning a living.

You know what would make more sense than a boycott? Donating a dollar to a gay-rights group every time you ate at Chik-Fil-A. If the average sale is $10 (picking a round number), then that would equal 1,100 times what the Cathy's donate to anti-gay groups. John 3:16


FTFY
2012-07-25 07:27:19 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, but freedom of speech, freedom of religion and freedom to eat tasty chicken sandwiches and waffle fries trump exaggerated outrage expressed by those who chose a lifestyle that not everyone is willing to accept or embrace as natural, and who also oppose it on moral and religious grounds.

Yes, there is intolerance and bigotry, but it's coming from the left.
2012-07-25 06:07:08 PM
1 votes:
The Suspect:

yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de
2012-07-25 05:50:37 PM
1 votes:

liverpoolumd: Wait a minute... Did Paul Christoforo get a job at Chick-Fil-A?

[s3.amazonaws.com image 230x230]


Man, I miss that asshole.
2012-07-25 05:45:23 PM
1 votes:

Noctusxx: NW


Chicken Filet is to fast food chicken sandwiches what 5 Guys or In-n-Out is to fast food burgers. They taste a bit better and have developed a name for producing fresh, quality chicken that really isn't. I've eaten at one and found it to be unremarkable. Not in the Anna Nicole's anus unremarkable, but unremarkable in the way that I can't believe people would brush off their own beliefs to continue eating them.

And I support traditional grammar. I can not in good conscience spell their name in that farked up way anymore.
2012-07-25 05:24:23 PM
1 votes:
So, here is my idea. Instead of just boycotting CFA, seek them out when on road trips and you need a bathroom break. Then leave without buying anything.

I know it isn't much, but if they are going to fund hate groups, I'm going to use their water and paper towels for free. Now if I can just get a few thousand more people to do this, it will slowly eat into their profit margins, which is really the biggest concern of the business I'm sure.

/I know it is pennies, but I gotta poop somewhere, so why not stink up a CFA for freedom
2012-07-25 04:48:20 PM
1 votes:
This is my "surprised" face

o.onionstatic.com
2012-07-25 04:40:13 PM
1 votes:
Anyone who still eats at Chick-fil-A is basically as evil as Hitler and Sandusky combined.
2012-07-25 04:34:58 PM
1 votes:

victrin: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

You do realize they give real money to real organizations that deny many of us in the LGBTQ community our rights, don't you? Every time you buy one of their products you are literally funding hate groups. Not even using hyperbole here. I am gay and currently denied some 1100 civil rights and liberties guaranteed under the Constitution due to bigoted policies and politics. Please don't support organizations that keep me a second class citizen.


simple easy solution.

Don't be Gay.

You'll be up 1100 overnight
after the 1 year waiting period of being straight we will probably even let you vote. You'll be 1st class.
2012-07-25 04:04:56 PM
1 votes:
As if a fight over gay rights between Muppets and a fast food place wasn't ridiculous enough, we've added fake facebook accounts, poor PR and ex-Presidential candidates into the mix.

The DERPCON alert is at Maroon.
2012-07-25 04:00:57 PM
1 votes:
They better contact single female lawyer about creating a fake Facebook account which goes against FB's EULA.

media.steampowered.com
2012-07-25 03:57:07 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


God wants you to have the pickle. Chick fil A knows what you want more than you do.

That is not a euphemism.
2012-07-25 03:53:59 PM
1 votes:
I guess we should update Rule 29 to read, "On the Internet all girls are corporate PR shills and all kids are undercover FBI agents."
2012-07-25 03:53:52 PM
1 votes:

Angry Buddha: There's a CFA down the street from my office and I keep meaning to see if there's any sort of picketing going on out front. Is this going on anywhere?

And having never eaten at a Chick-fil-A, I'm sure my impending boycott will devastate them.


image.shutterstock.com

Generic chicken and egg would approve of such picketing.
2012-07-25 03:52:07 PM
1 votes:

Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.


Maybe Chik-fil-A's aren't the Pac NW: but go to places like Texas or Georgia and they are friggin everywhere. Like almost as bad a Waffle House.

We just got the free-standing stores two or three years ago around here and people acted like they were the second coming of Christ.
2012-07-25 03:51:28 PM
1 votes:

The Why Not Guy: sure haven't: /why do people give a shiat about what moral causes they support?

Because the causes they support are working to deny me rights. If there was a group dedicated to preventing you from doing something, would you support them financially?


If they are conveniently located and have pretty decent waffle fries, yes.
2012-07-25 03:48:14 PM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2012-07-25 03:33:28 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Mr.Tangent: Can't wait for the firing of the PR agency who runs the facebook front.

I liked the guy Robert giving the shill a troll score in that screencap.


One of us. One of us. One of us. One of......
2012-07-25 03:23:00 PM
1 votes:
This whole thread just sounds like one big pickle incident.
2012-07-25 02:18:24 PM
1 votes:

mysticcat: I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.


Here's the thing, you see. It's not JUST that they give all of this money to hate groups who actively work to deny American citizens equal rights, it's just that they're so PROUD of it. They brag about it. They make a big deal out of it. They let it be known. And I, as a supporter of equality, will choose to get my friggin chicken sandwiches elsewhere because to me, it's not worth it.


Pocket Ninja: Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never.


Pickle taint pickle taint pickle taint
2012-07-25 01:36:02 PM
1 votes:

James!: Isn't lying worse than gay marriage? I mean God thought it was important enough to come down himself and tell us that one.

//as far as the story goes.


"What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church ... a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them." ~Martin Luther.

It's OK to lie if you're really religious. You see, to the fundamentalists and the religious extremists, the rules really only apply to other people. It's just fine for them to lie, cheat, steal, snort crank off the glans of a lubed up rent-boy, etc. It's just not OK for anyone else to do so.

Chick-fil-A and the rest of the religious whackos are much more prone to act like Martin Luther than to act like Jesus.
2012-07-25 01:15:09 PM
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I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.
2012-07-25 01:14:11 PM
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Isn't lying worse than gay marriage? I mean God thought it was important enough to come down himself and tell us that one.

//as far as the story goes.
 
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