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2012-07-25 01:07:44 PM  
And as a generic black woman drinking water, this concerns me.

us.123rf.com
 
2012-07-25 01:14:11 PM  
Isn't lying worse than gay marriage? I mean God thought it was important enough to come down himself and tell us that one.

//as far as the story goes.
 
2012-07-25 01:14:28 PM  
Generic white business woman also is concerned:
www.free-vectorart.com
 
2012-07-25 01:15:09 PM  
I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.
 
2012-07-25 01:16:44 PM  
Apparently unconcerned is the group of four happy, funny caucasians eating pizza:

www.colourbox.com
 
2012-07-25 01:23:32 PM  

mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.


Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!
 
2012-07-25 01:24:09 PM  

mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.


At least you know when the chips are down a chicken sandwich is more important than taking a moral stand.

Fight Eat on, proud America.
 
2012-07-25 01:31:24 PM  

James!: Isn't lying worse than gay marriage? I mean God thought it was important enough to come down himself and tell us that one.

//as far as the story goes.


Not during this dispensation. This one's all about how evil homos are.

/dispensations are ridiculously unBiblical concepts.
 
2012-07-25 01:31:33 PM  
I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.
 
2012-07-25 01:33:31 PM  
What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.
 
2012-07-25 01:36:02 PM  

James!: Isn't lying worse than gay marriage? I mean God thought it was important enough to come down himself and tell us that one.

//as far as the story goes.


"What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church ... a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them." ~Martin Luther.

It's OK to lie if you're really religious. You see, to the fundamentalists and the religious extremists, the rules really only apply to other people. It's just fine for them to lie, cheat, steal, snort crank off the glans of a lubed up rent-boy, etc. It's just not OK for anyone else to do so.

Chick-fil-A and the rest of the religious whackos are much more prone to act like Martin Luther than to act like Jesus.
 
2012-07-25 01:36:19 PM  

Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.


The same reason anyone likes any fast food. It's loaded up with salt. People mistake salt for flavor.
 
2012-07-25 01:38:05 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


You do realize the sandwich is symbolic of the holy trinity right? The bread, chicken, and pickle equal the father, son, and holy ghost. You are never actually pouring sauces on the sandwich, you're baptizing them. Would you expect a preacher to separate the holy trinity? No, so you shouldn't expect your Chick-fil-A to do the same.
 
2012-07-25 01:40:11 PM  
Hmmm...

Abby Farle...anagram for Baby Faler.

/bored
 
2012-07-25 01:40:57 PM  
The funny thing is, they probably wouldn't have done some digging if Photogenic Teenage Girl wouldn't have dropped the John 3:16 at the end. You need a light touch.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-25 01:42:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!


James!: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

At least you know when the chips are down a chicken sandwich is more important than taking a moral stand.

Fight Eat on, proud America.


I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.
 
2012-07-25 01:48:23 PM  

mysticcat: scottydoesntknow: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!

James!: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

At least you know when the chips are down a chicken sandwich is more important than taking a moral stand.

Fight Eat on, proud America.

I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.


Yeah, it's a chicken sandwich whose powers of attraction cause you to fund causes opposed to your beliefs. Don't worry about what happens with that money, you were hungry.
 
2012-07-25 01:54:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


+ over 9000
 
2012-07-25 02:04:00 PM  

mysticcat: scottydoesntknow: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!

James!: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

At least you know when the chips are down a chicken sandwich is more important than taking a moral stand.

Fight Eat on, proud America.

I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage (except during lunch) liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.


FTFY

Like you said, it's just a "frigging chicken sandwich". Yet you would rather support a group that financially supports hate groups than forego that "friggin chicken sandwich".
 
2012-07-25 02:16:48 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.

You do realize the sandwich is symbolic of the holy trinity right? The bread, chicken, and pickle equal the father, son, and holy ghost. You are never actually pouring sauces on the sandwich, you're baptizing them. Would you expect a preacher to separate the holy trinity? No, so you shouldn't expect your Chick-fil-A to do the same.


No no no, the pickle is a metaphor for a penis. Pocket Ninja is saying he's not gay so why do they keep trying to shove their gay agenda (the penis pickle, in this analogy) down his throat, even though he always says, "No penis please." Then they wrap themselves in religious dogma (the insulated bag) and try to trick him into gobbling down some penis(pickle). When he complains about constantly having to avoid slurping down some pickle/penis, they respond by saying "Just take it off." implying they mean the pickle-penis, but really they mean his pants.
 
2012-07-25 02:16:55 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


I don't like when another man shows me his pickle either.
 
2012-07-25 02:18:24 PM  

mysticcat: I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.


Here's the thing, you see. It's not JUST that they give all of this money to hate groups who actively work to deny American citizens equal rights, it's just that they're so PROUD of it. They brag about it. They make a big deal out of it. They let it be known. And I, as a supporter of equality, will choose to get my friggin chicken sandwiches elsewhere because to me, it's not worth it.


Pocket Ninja: Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never.


Pickle taint pickle taint pickle taint
 
2012-07-25 02:21:11 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: And as a generic black woman drinking water, this concerns me.


WHY ARE YOU SPRAYING IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH? WHAT DON'T I KNOW???!!!


/yes, I know.
 
2012-07-25 02:23:41 PM  

James!: mysticcat: scottydoesntknow: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

Nothing like stuffing your face with mediocre chicken while simultaneously supporting hate groups!

James!: mysticcat: I wish I could quit you, Chik-fil-A.

Actually, I really don't give a shiat about their backwards politics. They make a damn good chicken sammich.

At least you know when the chips are down a chicken sandwich is more important than taking a moral stand.

Fight Eat on, proud America.

I'd be really careful about self-righteous moral consumerism. That's a very deep rabbit hole.

I'm amused by the rising hissy-fit fervor of both sides as each tries to one-up the other on attaching a moral value judgement to a friggin chicken sandwich. It's absurd.

FWIW-I'm a pro-gay marriage liberal episcopalian, so I'm sure Stuart Cathey thinks I'm going to suffer eternal torment, too.

Yeah, it's a chicken sandwich whose powers of attraction cause you to fund causes opposed to your beliefs. Don't worry about what happens with that money, you were hungry.


So what other businesses are you boycotting because you just realized they have taken a position that conflicts with your morals? Or should I ask, which businesses aren't you boycotting? I don't have chick-fil-a in my town so it has never really come up, I try to avoid wal-mart but that isn't always possible.
 
2012-07-25 02:29:14 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.



Know who ELSE didn't want a pickle?


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 02:30:51 PM  

violentsalvation:
So what other businesses are you boycotting because you just realized they have taken a position that conflicts with your morals? Or should I ask, which businesses aren't you boycotting? I don't have chick-fil-a in my town so it has never really come up, I try to avoid wal-mart but that isn't always possible.


It's not just that they've taken a position against gay-marriage, it's the fact that they're actively funding hate groups in the process. I'm sure there are many CEOs who's personal views I don't agree with, but when they're using that company to fund hate groups (instead of just leaving it as an opinion), then they've crossed the line.

If I knew that even a cent of what I spent there went to something that I am opposed to, then I would be ashamed of myself. Especially when it's something as unnecessary as some mediocre chicken.
 
2012-07-25 02:36:12 PM  

violentsalvation: So what other businesses are you boycotting because you just realized they have taken a position that conflicts with your morals? Or should I ask, which businesses aren't you boycotting? I don't have chick-fil-a in my town so it has never really come up, I try to avoid wal-mart but that isn't always possible.


I don't drink Coors products because of their donations to the Heritage Foundation (also because it's terrible). I don't eat at Chick-fil-A because of their religious wack jobbery, same with In and Out. I actually don't eat fast food period, but I'll tell people who talk about those places what their stances are.
 
2012-07-25 03:05:32 PM  

James!: violentsalvation: So what other businesses are you boycotting because you just realized they have taken a position that conflicts with your morals? Or should I ask, which businesses aren't you boycotting? I don't have chick-fil-a in my town so it has never really come up, I try to avoid wal-mart but that isn't always possible.

I don't drink Coors products because of their donations to the Heritage Foundation (also because it's terrible). I don't eat at Chick-fil-A because of their religious wack jobbery, same with In and Out. I actually don't eat fast food period, but I'll tell people who talk about those places what their stances are.


does in-n-out donate to religious lobbies? i thought they just printed the bible verses on their trash.
 
2012-07-25 03:17:21 PM  

James!: Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.

The same reason anyone likes any fast food. It's loaded up with salt. People mistake salt for flavor.


Seriously. I've always found their food sub-par. They could make Jane Lynch their CEO, I'm still not eating there.
 
2012-07-25 03:21:52 PM  

Noctusxx: in the Pac NW and have never even hear


Absolutely nothing.
 
2012-07-25 03:22:04 PM  
If pretending to be a teenage girl on Facebook is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

James!: same with In and Out.


I know the family that owns In-N-Out is religious but do they actively support intolerance like Chik-Fil-A?
 
2012-07-25 03:23:00 PM  
This whole thread just sounds like one big pickle incident.
 
2012-07-25 03:24:42 PM  
Can't wait for the firing of the PR agency who runs the facebook front.
 
2012-07-25 03:25:31 PM  

thomps: James!: violentsalvation: So what other businesses are you boycotting because you just realized they have taken a position that conflicts with your morals? Or should I ask, which businesses aren't you boycotting? I don't have chick-fil-a in my town so it has never really come up, I try to avoid wal-mart but that isn't always possible.

I don't drink Coors products because of their donations to the Heritage Foundation (also because it's terrible). I don't eat at Chick-fil-A because of their religious wack jobbery, same with In and Out. I actually don't eat fast food period, but I'll tell people who talk about those places what their stances are.

does in-n-out donate to religious lobbies? i thought they just printed the bible verses on their trash.


Not super sure. It's not a big part of my life since they're on the other side of the country.
 
2012-07-25 03:26:12 PM  

Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.


Something I'm curious about as well. Are they any different than any other fast food chicken (besides Popeyes*)?

I'll have an occasional 6-piece McNuggets from McD's when I'm waiting in the airport or whatever. Its good enough. But I can't understand the "love" for anything fast food.

*Popeyes blend of spices is noticeably different than any other chicken I've had, and *is* spicy. Every other fast food chicken, the "spice" mix is usually salt and maybe a tiny bit of other stuff. Still, can't understand someone being obsessed with Popeyes.
 
2012-07-25 03:27:33 PM  

ds_4815: This whole thread just sounds like one big pickle incident.


I was getting hungry for some Lucky Charms, too.
 
2012-07-25 03:29:09 PM  
I only know about this restaurant because of the song 'Army' by Ben Folds.

/grew a moustache and a mullet, got a job at Chik-fil-A...
 
2012-07-25 03:29:11 PM  

James!: Noctusxx: What is so special about these sandwiches? I live in the Pac NW and have never even heard of this place till all this silliness.

The same reason anyone likes any fast food. It's loaded up with salt. People mistake salt for flavor.


Hear, Hear! I don't eat chicken but took a few bites of their sandwich once, nothing but salt.
 
2012-07-25 03:29:58 PM  

James!: Yeah, it's a chicken sandwich whose powers of attraction cause you to fund causes opposed to your beliefs. Don't worry about what happens with that money, you were hungry.


This is the key part. It's not about whether you agree with the politics, ethics, religion, or after-hours hobbies of the CEO of a company. There's probably something you disagree with about the owner or CEO of every company in the USA. That way madness lies.

But the owner of Chick-Fil-A doesn't merely oppose gay equality -- he's entitled to his opinion, however bigoted and atavistic it might be. He directly takes the money you choose to give him and uses it to lobby against gay rights and oppose equality under the law for gays. THAT is a good reason not to give him your money.
 
2012-07-25 03:30:59 PM  

downstairs: Something I'm curious about as well. Are they any different than any other fast food chicken (besides Popeyes*)?


The chicken itself is definitely better in apparent quality (texture, appearance, etc) than that formed, molded muck you get in the batter shell at McDonald's, but every time I ever tried their chicken I felt like I'd just shoved a whole salt lick in my mouth.

I don't care for their food much at all. If I'm going to eat artery-clogging, evil-causing chicken, I'll stick with KFC. It's cruel, but delicious.

/ and I always feel bad about eating it
 
2012-07-25 03:31:53 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Can't wait for the firing of the PR agency who runs the facebook front.


I liked the guy Robert giving the shill a troll score in that screencap.
 
2012-07-25 03:33:28 PM  

theorellior: Mr.Tangent: Can't wait for the firing of the PR agency who runs the facebook front.

I liked the guy Robert giving the shill a troll score in that screencap.


One of us. One of us. One of us. One of......
 
2012-07-25 03:33:46 PM  
Am I the only one who calls them "chick fill uh"?
I'm Canadian so we don't have these so...

/why do people give a shiat about what moral causes they support?
 
2012-07-25 03:34:24 PM  

FloydA: Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


Know who ELSE didn't want a pickle?


[i105.photobucket.com image 315x450]


Is he still a Republican?
 
2012-07-25 03:34:58 PM  
Aww, the corperation thinks it's people.
 
2012-07-25 03:37:03 PM  

theorellior: ds_4815: This whole thread just sounds like one big pickle incident.

I was getting hungry for some Lucky Charms, too.


i105.photobucket.com
They're always after me fookin arse.
 
2012-07-25 03:37:14 PM  
Well, I guess that's something Chick-fil-A and I have in common.
 
2012-07-25 03:37:18 PM  
First, if you're trying to stem the PR nightmare caused by your homophobia, using a fraudulent Facebook account and lying on it won't help, especially if you're caught at it on your (apparent) first attempt.

Second, if you think using a fraudulent Facebook account and lying on it is a valid PR strategy in any situation, well, you're an idiot - which, of course, probably explains the homophobia in the first place.
 
2012-07-25 03:42:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I do like Chik fil A sandwiches, but those motherless whoremongerers always ignore me and put a goddamn pickle on the sandwich. I say, very clearly, "I do not want a pickle." And then they hand me the little insulated bag with the sandwich inside it and I go to sit down and pull apart the bread and THERE'S A FARKING PICKLE. JESUS CHRIST. And don't give me any bullcrap about "just take the pickle off." Once pickle juice taints something you can never get it out, never. It's always going to taste like farking pickle. So I'm sort of glad that I found out they're a hate group, actually, because now I get to feel good about not subjecting myself to that sort of aggravation anymore.


You should be made aware that their chicken is marinated in pickle juice.
 
2012-07-25 03:42:59 PM  

FloydA: They're always after me fookin arse.


That made me LOL.
 
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