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(AZ Family)   "He is supposed to be serving our community [as a police officer], not making booty calls in the back of his car," Schneider said   (azfamily.com) divider line 31
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2012-07-25 01:18:18 PM  
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It's their civic duty to bang the booty.
 
2012-07-25 01:18:42 PM  
Doing the Humpty Dance while on duty is shameful.
Doing it with a married woman is irrelevant.
 
2012-07-25 01:21:04 PM  
www.karolinagames.com
 
2012-07-25 01:25:45 PM  
Meh...whatevs

content6.flixster.com
 
2012-07-25 01:27:58 PM  
"The officer didn't have to repay the department for the half-hour spent at the Edwards' home."

This is an outrage!
 
2012-07-25 01:28:04 PM  
If he can do both -- FTW!
 
2012-07-25 01:30:36 PM  
"Officer Victor Valenzuela was fired from the department in March."

I'm surprised this happened instead of 2 weeks paid admin leave.
 
2012-07-25 01:37:35 PM  

All_Farked_Up: "Officer Victor Valenzuela was fired from the department in March."

I'm surprised this happened instead of 2 weeks paid admin leave.


Shoot a guy for no reason? Paid administrative leave. Have sex in the back of your car? That's a firing.

Weird set of values we got here.
 
2012-07-25 01:40:46 PM  
I expected it to be my brother.
 
2012-07-25 01:40:56 PM  
The keyframe from the video in TFA says it all...

"What's got two thumbs and is gettin' laid while on duty? This guy..."
 
2012-07-25 01:48:57 PM  
C'mon! Getting laid on the job has a long and hoary tradition.
 
2012-07-25 01:50:21 PM  

funzyr: I expected it to be my brother.


Do tell.
 
2012-07-25 01:53:37 PM  
In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat...oh Fark it.
 
2012-07-25 01:58:50 PM  
Bangcruiser? I think I've seen that one before....
 
2012-07-25 02:15:16 PM  
The one thing that will get a cop fired, go figure...
 
2012-07-25 02:38:32 PM  

antiFodder: C'mon! Getting laid on the job has a long and hoary tradition.


My name sees what you did there.

/No job likes it when you do this
//Believe me I know
///Never fired for it
 
2012-07-25 02:42:22 PM  
The Republicans in Congress need to call for an investigation into police cruiser spooging immediately.
 
2012-07-25 02:52:45 PM  
Officer Victor Valenzuela

That sounds like a brown people last name. I'm surprised Sherrif Joe let him on the force.
 
2012-07-25 03:14:56 PM  

tortilla burger: All_Farked_Up: "Officer Victor Valenzuela was fired from the department in March."

I'm surprised this happened instead of 2 weeks paid admin leave.

Shoot a guy for no reason? Paid administrative leave. Have sex in the back of your car? That's a firing.

Weird set of values we got here.


Hey, police union contract negotiators have to take what they can get!
 
2012-07-25 03:19:28 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: funzyr: I expected it to be my brother.

Do tell.


An ex of his brought her boyfriend into the station demanding to see his squad car so she could show the stain to the new boyfriend. My brother admitted to me that they had sex in the car.

She is a little crazy. Cut her own throat, beat herself up, took lots of pain pills, faked her own kidnapping, etc. Just for attention. After I met her once, I told him he needed to get rid of her and run as far and fast as he could. At least he got rid of her.
 
2012-07-25 04:17:44 PM  
Why can't it be both?
 
2012-07-25 04:50:10 PM  
We have a deputy in my county who, for years, has traded sex for drugs and/or freedom. He is on trial with 14 charges from different girls (which is just a small number of his victims, some as young as 13). so yeah, fark this guy and fark that guy, and fark the (dirty) police. I think punishments for police officers should be 10x the normal punishment for any crime.
 
2012-07-25 05:20:20 PM  

LazerFish: We have a deputy in my county who, for years, has traded sex for drugs and/or freedom. He is on trial with 14 charges from different girls (which is just a small number of his victims, some as young as 13). so yeah, fark this guy and fark that guy, and fark the (dirty) police. I think punishments for police officers should be 10x the normal punishment for any crime.


Texas, by chance?
 
2012-07-25 05:38:40 PM  
"I don't think any officer should be able to stay on the force if they've been caught having an affair with somebody else's wife while they're on duty," Perry Edwards said.

I was with you until the bold part.

Valenzuela also told the investigator the sexual encounter happened just once, for a half-hour, and afterward he signed up for a 12-step sex addiction program.

Sounds like someone found out he was being watched and tried to head it off at the pass.

I hate unions, but this cop union sounds weak.
 
2012-07-25 05:46:44 PM  

misanthropic1: LazerFish: We have a deputy in my county who, for years, has traded sex for drugs and/or freedom. He is on trial with 14 charges from different girls (which is just a small number of his victims, some as young as 13). so yeah, fark this guy and fark that guy, and fark the (dirty) police. I think punishments for police officers should be 10x the normal punishment for any crime.

Texas, by chance?


Nope, WV: it's like someone took texas and crumpled it up and rolled it toward the east coast, it rolled through the south picking up bits of crap,and landed in a pool of northeastern sewage. The worst of both worlds... Pretty though.

you've heard "it's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there"? that's wv
 
2012-07-25 05:56:56 PM  

LazerFish: misanthropic1: LazerFish: We have a deputy in my county who, for years, has traded sex for drugs and/or freedom. He is on trial with 14 charges from different girls (which is just a small number of his victims, some as young as 13). so yeah, fark this guy and fark that guy, and fark the (dirty) police. I think punishments for police officers should be 10x the normal punishment for any crime.

Texas, by chance?

Nope, WV: it's like someone took texas and crumpled it up and rolled it toward the east coast, it rolled through the south picking up bits of crap,and landed in a pool of northeastern sewage. The worst of both worlds... Pretty though.

you've heard "it's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there"? that's wv


Actually I've heard that phrase precisely used in respect to WV. There was a similar case in west TX (why I asked), except I believe he was senior in the department, and would up getting busted in a sting by Barry Cooper.

/Barry rocks
 
2012-07-25 06:18:58 PM  
Nothing was being done about the guy around here, until the FBI got involved (funnily enough, because the deputy applied to join the FBI and they stared investigating him). The sherrif is in trouble because he covered for the deputy (a la Joe Paterno), and the judge is going easy on him already by allowing him to leave the state to work (a judge he worked beside for years), he has permission to travel to texas and california. California is where one of his victims and her family were forced to move (a few years ago) when the deputy fathered a child with the 14 year old daughter.

We really need some national news coverage of this case, any ideas? anonymous are you listening? lol
 
2012-07-25 06:34:19 PM  
The article seems to place more emphasis on the woman being married rather then having sex. Either way, big deal. People have sex, it's what we do.
 
2012-07-25 10:07:36 PM  

LazerFish: Nothing was being done about the guy around here, until the FBI got involved (funnily enough, because the deputy applied to join the FBI and they stared investigating him). The sherrif is in trouble because he covered for the deputy (a la Joe Paterno), and the judge is going easy on him already by allowing him to leave the state to work (a judge he worked beside for years), he has permission to travel to texas and california. California is where one of his victims and her family were forced to move (a few years ago) when the deputy fathered a child with the 14 year old daughter.

We really need some national news coverage of this case, any ideas? anonymous are you listening? lol


To the 4chan!
 
2012-07-25 10:52:19 PM  
"The badge will get you pussy but pussy will get your badge."
 
2012-07-26 10:05:18 AM  
Most cop behavior (beatings, murders, thefts, general thuggishness) should get them jail time.

This shouldn't be more than a reprimand.

farked up country we've got.
 
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