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(Daily Star)   British set to win Olympic gold in celebrity biatch fighting   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Imogen Thomas, celebrity, Ryan Giggs, rants  
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8041 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jul 2012 at 4:33 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-25 01:52:06 PM  
Why link to an article with pictures but no words? *Checking again* Yep, just pictures.
 
2012-07-25 02:17:58 PM  
{{hovers mouse over link}} i better wait til i get home from work for this one.
 
2012-07-25 03:18:52 PM  
Can't read the article at work, but I assume this is because the Kardashians aren't competing this year?
 
2012-07-25 04:36:20 PM  
Aren't you supposed to know who the people are if they're to be considered celebrities?
 
2012-07-25 04:36:46 PM  
They could just settle the whole argument by getting in a big pool full of jello and fighting it out.


Way more exciting than the Olympics.
 
2012-07-25 04:37:10 PM  
what's the difference between these two besides haircolor?
 
2012-07-25 04:49:13 PM  
What a .... lovely.... language....
 
2012-07-25 04:52:29 PM  
so...boobs
 
2012-07-25 05:07:32 PM  
Get these two in bikinis and a mud wrestling pit stat!
 
2012-07-25 05:10:53 PM  
If we sum their IQs will it be larger than their bra sizes?
 
2012-07-25 05:13:52 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: If we sum their IQs will it be larger than their bra sizes?


likely not, even if we measured for volume in meters^3
 
2012-07-25 05:15:54 PM  
Everybody was D-list fighting...

Those slags could use some lightening.
 
2012-07-25 05:19:23 PM  
One is airbrushed in photoshop, the other in GIMP.
 
2012-07-25 05:25:07 PM  
These are important people worth paying attention to...

/boobs
 
2012-07-25 05:37:09 PM  
Did they add creamed corn wrestling to this years Olympics?
 
2012-07-25 05:48:19 PM  
media.fakeposters.com
 
2012-07-25 05:54:16 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Everybody was D-list fighting...

Those slags could use some lightening.


I find that criticism frightening.
(Not that there's anything wrong with your rhyming)

They're two funky British WAGs, from funky British towns,
wearing lingerie, and tugging it down.
I realize this is Fark and you're just playing your part,
but your comment, sharp-knees guy, is just a big ol' lie.
 
2012-07-25 05:56:30 PM  
Fails without the Spotted Dick wrestling.
 
2012-07-25 05:57:47 PM  
What the hell is a WAG?
 
2012-07-25 05:59:14 PM  

AbiNormal: What the hell is a WAG?


"Wild ass guess," at least in my office, when it comes time to deliver estimates for the next sprint.

Seriously, though, why do we give a rat's rectum about two hangers-on spitting at each other for attention?
 
2012-07-25 06:04:45 PM  

loonatic112358: what's the difference between these two besides haircolor?


Cup size,perhaps.
 
2012-07-25 06:06:19 PM  

AbiNormal: What the hell is a WAG?


Wives and girlfriends usually when referring to athletes.
 
2012-07-25 06:07:57 PM  

FormlessOne: AbiNormal: What the hell is a WAG?

"Wild ass guess," at least in my office, when it comes time to deliver estimates for the next sprint.


You should switch to using SWAG, a scientific wild-ass guess. It'll be better received by management.
 
2012-07-25 06:14:28 PM  

hogans: FormlessOne: AbiNormal: What the hell is a WAG?

"Wild ass guess," at least in my office, when it comes time to deliver estimates for the next sprint.

You should switch to using SWAG, a scientific wild-ass guess. It'll be better received by management.


Not a chance. Given how this product's dev lifecycle is going, "scientific" isn't on the table. Keyboard design, driven by the FOTM because of a lack of mission, direction, architecture, or even a solid understanding of the customer, doesn't get "scientific" added to it anywhere.
 
2012-07-25 06:28:34 PM  
Ye gods, this is risible. The world's media descend on London, and these two over-inflated, irrevocable D-listers see it as a chance to make easy money and restart the 15-minute clock.
 
2012-07-25 06:32:48 PM  
Who? Oh.

Headline should read "slut calls slut a slut".
 
2012-07-25 06:34:56 PM  
All I know is there's a video of one of these girls sucking dick.
 
2012-07-25 06:38:47 PM  

farkingismybusiness: All I know is there's a video of one of these girls sucking dick.


Link, farkhole. Don't tease like that. Not. Coo.
 
2012-07-25 06:53:03 PM  

Charlie Chingas: farkingismybusiness: All I know is there's a video of one of these girls sucking dick.

Link, farkhole. Don't tease like that. Not. Coo.


My bad. It was Tulisa. It's hard to keep these british broads apart.
 
2012-07-25 07:13:07 PM  
Attention whores gonna attention whore.
 
2012-07-25 07:33:29 PM  
Kate Gosselin turn Pro?
 
2012-07-25 07:44:48 PM  

Theaetetus


I find that criticism frightening.
(Not that there's anything wrong with your rhyming)

They're two funky British WAGs, from funky British towns,
wearing lingerie, and tugging it down.
I realize this is Fark and you're just playing your part,
but your comment, sharp-knees guy, is just a big ol' lie.


Having now RTFA I am inclined to agree. It really was a question of rhyme and meter compared to the original song.

Honestly I made the assumption the two celebs would be rather doughy. This was incorrect and is cheerfully retracted.
 
2012-07-25 07:46:07 PM  
perfectsizesix.files.wordpress.com

/Oblig
 
2012-07-25 08:13:22 PM  
I think they were just insulting each others' plastic surgeons. A tender issue.
 
2012-07-25 08:21:05 PM  
'I love a good catfight, gets me HOT!' - Sgt. Friday.
 
2012-07-25 08:23:50 PM  

therecksays: Did they add creamed corn wrestling to this years Olympics?


graphics8.nytimes.com

I was hoping for a Tommy, the Rock Opera reprisal of pork and beans Rhythmic Dancing.
 
2012-07-25 08:37:27 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Charlie Chingas: farkingismybusiness: All I know is there's a video of one of these girls sucking dick.

Link, farkhole. Don't tease like that. Not. Coo.

My bad. It was Tulisa. It's hard to keep these british broads apart.


Found this though.
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
Close enough.
 
2012-07-25 08:56:20 PM  
Imogen Thomas does have sex tape but it's before she got her implants and is pretty shiat to be honest.
 
2012-07-25 10:22:08 PM  
My god what dreadful accent what hell kind of language is that? Oh by the way it's Imogene not Imagene. Sheesh!
 
2012-07-25 10:54:40 PM  
So far my utter contempt for these vapid, useless whores has been sufficient to suppress my erection, but I'm sure if one of them offered me a blowjob that would cease to be the case. It would be a better and more convenient world if the exterior reflected the psyche, and as a bonus these two would cease to exist entirely.
 
2012-07-26 12:56:00 AM  
Battlewhores.
 
2012-07-26 02:58:11 AM  
Rule Brittania, Brittania rules not much,

Less than the Spainards or the Belgians or the Dutch...

America take note: this is what happens to an empire/culture after you've defaulted on your maxed-out VISA card.
 
2012-07-26 03:36:19 AM  
The first one looks like a slightly older, bustier Kristen Stewart.
 
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