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(NYPost)   First NYC's Mayor Bloomberg came for my Big Gulp, and I thought hey fark him, now he's coming for me booze   (nypost.com) divider line 208
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2012-07-25 09:59:01 AM
50 question survey? Good luck finding someone sober enough to stay awake through that.
 
2012-07-25 10:12:54 AM
Oh, God! What will I put in my 6 oz. Big Gulp now to help me make it through the day???
 
2012-07-25 10:21:12 AM
Prepare the riot police. He'd have a better chance at quelling a zombie uprising than stopping the riot of new yorkers not being able to the their liquor. He'll need the National Guard in the finance district alone.
 
2012-07-25 10:22:41 AM

brap: 50 question survey? Good luck finding someone sober enough to stay awake through that.


It'll be in the form of a bar quiz.
 
2012-07-25 10:26:07 AM
Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.
 
2012-07-25 10:33:26 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.


Nothing is more fascist than a public health survey. (rolls eyes and makes jerk off motion)
 
2012-07-25 10:39:41 AM
Mayor, give me a call at Blarney Stone's Tavern on 3rd at 45th at around noon, I'll answer the questions.
 
2012-07-25 10:43:35 AM
I seem to have hit a nerve. My apologies.
 
2012-07-25 10:45:51 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: I seem to have hit a nerve. My apologies.


You're just banging that one drum you have.
 
2012-07-25 10:52:37 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.


Oh no! Opinions you don't agree with! It's the End Times!

Why exactly do you think Bloomberg rules NYC by some kind of feudal fiat, able to do whatever he wants all on his own? Last I checked, no mayor has the ability to single handedly rule their city.
 
2012-07-25 11:47:11 AM
It's all fun and games until they come to take away something you like.
 
2012-07-25 11:47:28 AM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 11:48:43 AM
Bloomberg is starting to remind me a lot of Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro. He definitely seems to want to be a dictator.
 
2012-07-25 11:48:57 AM
What the hell, Subby, you mockitt bawheid hoormister?!?!?

twoblondesandacupcake.com
 
2012-07-25 11:49:00 AM
Research? There is alot of alcohol abuse in NYC. Like the guy who lives in housing paid for by the city and watches tennis and listens to samba music at full blast every day with his windows wide open while drinking so much tequilla that you can smell it on the sidewalk.
 
2012-07-25 11:49:33 AM
People never believed us when Bloomberg started on his health crusade that it would come to this. Guess we showed them.

/Bloomberg would get shot here in Wisconsin
 
2012-07-25 11:49:34 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.


Shut up and just shut up, moron. It's for the good of society.
 
2012-07-25 11:49:50 AM
OH NO YOU DON'T
 
2012-07-25 11:49:51 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: Mayor, give me a call at Blarney Stone's Tavern on 3rd at 45th at around noon, I'll answer the questions.


It's good that you specified which Blarney Stone. I've seen at least 5.
 
2012-07-25 11:49:57 AM

GAT_00: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Oh no! Opinions you don't agree with! It's the End Times!

Why exactly do you think Bloomberg rules NYC by some kind of feudal fiat, able to do whatever he wants all on his own? Last I checked, no mayor has the ability to single handedly rule their city.


Stubbs does.

img.izismile.com
 
2012-07-25 11:50:43 AM
Wow...and just when I thought he couldn't be any more of a buzzkilling douche.
 
2012-07-25 11:51:01 AM
My booze, eh? Oh, it's on NOW Motherfarker

*throws down gloves*
 
2012-07-25 11:51:31 AM
Honest question to the NYC Farkers from a guy who was born and raised in Kansas City (you know, flyover):

How does this farkwad keep getting elected? Really, I don't get it. New York is supposed to be this city filled with tough people who have had to survive the trials of a large city, and this baby sitter keeps getting votes. Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.
 
2012-07-25 11:51:41 AM
next step: legalize designer drugs
oh wait
i get his plan

DANCING AND glOWSTICKS FOR ALL!!
 
2012-07-25 11:53:07 AM
Bloomberg is a retard.
New Yorkers keep voting for Bloomberg.
Ergo, New Yorkers are retards.

/Venn diagram coming soon.
 
2012-07-25 11:53:26 AM

GAT_00: Why exactly do you think Bloomberg rules NYC by some kind of feudal fiat, able to do whatever he wants all on his own? Last I checked, no mayor has the ability to single handedly rule their city.



Not a single person in this thread believes that. The problem is that this asshole keeps trying to inject his twisted views into our nation's policies.
 
2012-07-25 11:54:34 AM

James!: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Nothing is more fascist than the policy decisions made after conducting a public health survey. (rolls eyes and makes jerk off motion)



/updated
 
2012-07-25 11:55:45 AM
Wow. He's having the Health Department conduct a survey relevant to public health. What a monster. I am outraged. Outraged I say.
 
2012-07-25 11:56:05 AM
Perhaps his honor would willing to answer 50 questions on this like:

1) Illegally backdoor dealing his 3rd term and circumventing the will of the people on term limits
2) personally advocating for a person to run the education Dept. who was woefully unqualified
3) His Personal Army the NYPD and their completely unconstitutional practice of stop and frisk
4) NYPD coordinating with the CIA to spy on citizens

etc etc etc etc

He shouldn't even be mayor. How no one stood up and called him on that still pisses me off.
 
2012-07-25 11:56:05 AM
Has Mike Bloomberg lost his mind? If my city government called me to query about any of my habits, I'd tell them to go fark themselves and hang up.
 
2012-07-25 11:57:12 AM

GAT_00: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Oh no! Opinions you don't agree with! It's the End Times!


Oh no! Opinions you don't agree with. You and all of your ilk with be on the wrong side of history. Controlled society is so twentieth century.
 
2012-07-25 11:57:12 AM

Gunny Highway: Research? There is alot of alcohol abuse in NYC. Like the guy who lives in housing paid for by the city and watches tennis and listens to samba music at full blast every day with his windows wide open while drinking so much tequilla that you can smell it on the sidewalk.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-25 11:57:41 AM

Marine1: Honest question to the NYC Farkers from a guy who was born and raised in Kansas City (you know, flyover):

How does this farkwad keep getting elected? Really, I don't get it. New York is supposed to be this city filled with tough people who have had to survive the trials of a large city, and this baby sitter keeps getting votes. Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.


Believe it or not the alternatives are worse.(Although maybe not)

Basically the last election went like this.

I can't stand him, so I voted against him, but I hope he wins.
 
2012-07-25 11:57:57 AM
1) Never answer a telephone survey. Just hang up.
2) When asked on the phone about booze or drugs see answer 1)
 
2012-07-25 11:58:13 AM

Marine1: Honest question to the NYC Farkers from a guy who was born and raised in Kansas City (you know, flyover):

How does this farkwad keep getting elected? Really, I don't get it. New York is supposed to be this city filled with tough people who have had to survive the trials of a large city, and this baby sitter keeps getting votes. Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.


Well, most of us don't consider large sodas a critical election issue. It's clearly a piece of idiotic legislation he's attempting, but it's not like there's been even a remotely viable opponent in the mayoral race.
 
2012-07-25 11:58:42 AM

Benjimin_Dover: James!: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Nothing is more fascist than the policy decisions made after conducting a public health survey. (rolls eyes and makes jerk off motion)


/updated


Nothing is more neoliberal than collecting data from a population and using it to design interventions that shape the decisions individuals can and do make.

/biopower ftw.
//fascism is so mid-20th century
 
2012-07-25 11:59:01 AM

GAT_00: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Oh no! Opinions you don't agree with! It's the End Times!

Why exactly do you think Bloomberg rules NYC by some kind of feudal fiat, able to do whatever he wants all on his own? Last I checked, no mayor has the ability to single handedly rule their city.


The thing is, it's not that he does rule the place single-handedly, it's that he wants to, and has policy positions to fit. Ideas about restricting your personal freedoms for a supposed benefit. To a lot of us, it's bizarre and creepy. You'd think a guy who built a media empire based on the free market would be less of a demagogue.
 
2012-07-25 11:59:11 AM

Shostie: Oh, God! What will I put in my 6 oz. Big Gulp now to help me make it through the day???


static.ifood.tv
 
2012-07-25 11:59:22 AM

Marine1: Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.


What're you even talking about?
 
2012-07-25 11:59:35 AM
Big sodas, cigarettes, booze, beer what's next porn ?
Then he really has a fight on his hands.
Don't you just love it when someone else decides what's best for you?
 
2012-07-25 11:59:59 AM

Gunny Highway: Research? There is alot of alcohol abuse in NYC. Like the guy who lives in housing paid for by the city and watches tennis and listens to samba music at full blast every day with his windows wide open while drinking so much tequilla that you can smell it on the sidewalk.


Evict alcoholics for NYC public housing. Problem solved.

I am tired of being saddled with ridiculous laws because of a few "problem children."

Oh, and Bloomberg's a nutball. Thank God I don't live there.
 
2012-07-25 12:00:03 PM

Benjimin_Dover: James!: Dancin_In_Anson: Shut up and do as you're told citizen! It's for the good of society.

Nothing is more fascist than the policy decisions made after conducting a public health survey. (rolls eyes and makes jerk off motion)


/updated


Really? What policy decisions has he made based on this survey that hasn't happened yet?
 
2012-07-25 12:01:12 PM
Oh god, the libs are taking surveys! PANIC

Brought to you by Bloomberg's media rival, Rupert Murdoch.
 
2012-07-25 12:01:53 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Marine1: Honest question to the NYC Farkers from a guy who was born and raised in Kansas City (you know, flyover):

How does this farkwad keep getting elected? Really, I don't get it. New York is supposed to be this city filled with tough people who have had to survive the trials of a large city, and this baby sitter keeps getting votes. Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.

Well, most of us don't consider large sodas a critical election issue. It's clearly a piece of idiotic legislation he's attempting, but it's not like there's been even a remotely viable opponent in the mayoral race.


Hmm, that sounds like my stance on frog boiling.
 
2012-07-25 12:02:33 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Marine1: Honest question to the NYC Farkers from a guy who was born and raised in Kansas City (you know, flyover):

How does this farkwad keep getting elected? Really, I don't get it. New York is supposed to be this city filled with tough people who have had to survive the trials of a large city, and this baby sitter keeps getting votes. Are you guys trying to go full Chicago? You never go full Chicago.

Well, most of us don't consider large sodas a critical election issue. It's clearly a piece of idiotic legislation he's attempting, but it's not like there's been even a remotely viable opponent in the mayoral race.


He pulls all this shiat out of his ass after he gets elected. If he mentioned cigs, trans fats, and soda while campaigning, he'd blow his cover.
 
2012-07-25 12:02:40 PM
keep voting for idiots
and then pretend to be outraged when they rake you over the coals.
You get what you deserve
smile and be proud.

say, it's been 11 years, how's that tower going?
Not done yet, eh?
shocking
 
2012-07-25 12:03:14 PM
"meanwhile, one in four underage drinkers...reports drinking booze".

???

What? Are the other three on Drano?!

/fine research there Lou
 
2012-07-25 12:03:56 PM

oldernell: Prepare the riot police. He'd have a better chance at quelling a zombie uprising than stopping the riot of new yorkers not being able to the their liquor. He'll need the National Guard in the finance district alone.


This. I guess this idiot forgot what happened during Prohibition.

Farking moron; can't wait to get his ass out of City Hall.
 
2012-07-25 12:05:21 PM
Bloomsborg gets a lot of publicity for this kind of shiat, but generally he's a very good mayor. The city is in a good place financially, there are a bunch of improvements that have been made since he was elected. It's just a bunch of shiat that doesn't make the national news, or fark.
 
2012-07-25 12:05:28 PM
Oh my God, how dare the Department of Health do its job and conduct a survey about underage binge drinking!

I have not read any more than the headline of this story and I am absolutely certain that it involves the Mayor himself snatching bottles of vodka away from the people who need them most: our children. This is the definition of fascism, and also socialism.
 
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