HailRobonia: What sort of moron hides anything in a sandbox?
brap: Wait I think I've heard this one... So, 40 pounds of liquid mercury walk into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says "Are you the legal guardian of John Connor?" then proceeds to form into a policeman and blow everybody's heads off.There may have been some priests and a rabbi in there somewhere the details are a little blurry.
Dreyelle: How big would the bottle have to be to hold 40 pounds of liquid mercury?
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Freddy, circa late 1993?
Valiente: Walks into a millibar, surely./write your own Mad Hatter joke here.
Diogenes: And so the bartender says, "Why the Hg dog expression?"/got nuthin'
gopher321: Guy just doesn't know when to stop the asshattery. I'm surprised he didn't take the bottle of mercury out dancing later and mixed a few cocktails with it.
TV's Vinnie: Okay, I can understand why Cletus took the bottle of mercury with him to the bar. Big bottle of shiny thing is sure to impress the boozers.But, wtf was this Inbred Jed thinking when he decided to stash the stuff in a CHILDREN'S SANDBOX????That is some felony child endangerment right there.PS: If you have stuff in your basement that even several previous owners say "It must have been the guy before me that put it there", you need to CLEAN YOUR FUGGING BASEMENT OUT!
Quantum Apostrophe: As opposed to what? Solid mercury?
YixilTesiphon: Dreyelle: How big would the bottle have to be to hold 40 pounds of liquid mercury?[40 lb box.jpg]
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