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(Huffington Post)   Kristen Stewart accused of cheating on Robert Pattinson while filming Snow White and the Huntsman. When confronted with the allegations, she appeared indifferent. Or confused. Or happy. It's just hard to tell with her   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-25 08:20:37 AM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-25 08:31:30 AM
Hey, she showed something resembling emotion in that pic of her topless. Maybe her shirts are keeping her from emoting or something....
 
2012-07-25 08:40:05 AM
I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk
 
2012-07-25 09:57:52 AM

FriarReb98: Hey, she showed something resembling emotion in that pic of her topless. Maybe her shirts are keeping her from emoting or something....


Where's the topless pic? All I see are fakes with the GIS.

And I don't think anyone said they wouldn't hit it. Jsut that it would probably be like doing a Real Doll TM
 
2012-07-25 10:00:37 AM
I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.
 
2012-07-25 10:07:00 AM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


You just destroyed the entire tabloid industry, TMZ, and a third of the internet.

Not bad for 10am!
 
2012-07-25 10:12:48 AM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


It's the studio's business. The last Twilight movie isn't out yet. It's probably a breach of contract if they end their "relationship".
 
2012-07-25 11:44:17 AM
subby is a voracious sh*t eater.

/as you can tell, I love that saying.
 
2012-07-25 11:48:24 AM
Subby, I believe the word you're looking for is "stoned". She and Pattinson have yet to appear anywhere in the past 4 years looking anything other than completely stoned out of their gourds.
 
2012-07-25 11:49:16 AM

basemetal: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 344x477]


Done in one.
 
2012-07-25 11:50:07 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk


Only because she's rich.

I am fat, ugly, married, have 3 kids and could STILL get a more attractive woman then her. I could name 3 co-workers I have with 100 feet of me more attractive then her (IMHO of course).

I am however, as previously mentioned, married and the father of 3 children. I could use the cash and would gladly let her be my sugar mama.
 
2012-07-25 11:51:56 AM

Mugato: Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.

It's the studio's business. The last Twilight movie isn't out yet. It's probably a breach of contract if they end their "relationship".


I'm guessing you're on the right track but on the wrong side. This "leaked" information puts those 2, and their movie, back in the headlines.
Maybe not. Who knows? They still haven't said anything about the time Ralph Fiennes killed him.
 
2012-07-25 11:53:46 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.


Sorry,but I'm into having sex with mannequins.* To each his/her own.

*Unless it's Kim Cattrall.
 
2012-07-25 11:54:05 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk


Yes. I find that most Farkers just say they wouldn't because her emotionless expression while acting. That would make horizontal-with-female times even less fun, due to the "is she enjoying this. ... nope, no she isn't" experience.
 
2012-07-25 11:54:36 AM

Apos: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

Sorry,but I'mnot into having sex with mannequins.* To each his/her own.

*Unless it's Kim Cattrall.



Better.
 
2012-07-25 11:56:53 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk


Uhhhh, wrong.
 
2012-07-25 11:59:55 AM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk


*bites lip in protest*
 
2012-07-25 12:01:44 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Mugato: Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.

It's the studio's business. The last Twilight movie isn't out yet. It's probably a breach of contract if they end their "relationship".

I'm guessing you're on the right track but on the wrong side. This "leaked" information puts those 2, and their movie, back in the headlines.
Maybe not. Who knows? They still haven't said anything about the time Ralph Fiennes killed him.


I'm not particularly convinced that she's actually into dudes, and I tend to think that she and Pattinson are bearding for each other to help sell Twilight. Leaking info claiming she had a fling with a married, male, director not only puts Twilight back in the headlines, it also reaffirms her straightness.
 
2012-07-25 12:06:01 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk

Only because she's rich.

I am fat, ugly, married, have 3 kids and could STILL get a more attractive woman then her. I could name 3 co-workers I have with 100 feet of me more attractive then her (IMHO of course).

I am however, as previously mentioned, married and the father of 3 children. I could use the cash and would gladly let her be my sugar mama.


Riiiiight... www.zuguide.com

I want to know where you farking people live that say this shiat all the time. Not just that, but do you rank every farking girl you see? If I see a hot girl I just get happy. I don't decide where she slots in next to Jennifer Aniston and the girl from Starbucks.

Jesus, go crank one out to whatever tickles your fancy, but don't try to bullshiat the rest of us into thinking you live and work in some wonderland where supermodels fark fat ugly married guys.


// not mad just cussy
// good day sir and I envy you if what you say is true
 
2012-07-25 12:17:59 PM
I'm sure all the 14 year old girls and their 47 year old mothers that hear this are going to be crushed.
 
2012-07-25 12:40:50 PM

thecpt: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk

Yes. I find that most Farkers just say they wouldn't because her emotionless expression while acting. That would make horizontal-with-female times even less fun, due to the "is she enjoying this. ... nope, no she isn't" experience.


What kind of man cares about whether she's enjoying it??
 
2012-07-25 12:46:59 PM
I still want to see her naked.
 
2012-07-25 12:47:19 PM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


We should talk
 
2012-07-25 12:52:20 PM

I Like Bread: thecpt: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk

Yes. I find that most Farkers just say they wouldn't because her emotionless expression while acting. That would make horizontal-with-female times even less fun, due to the "is she enjoying this. ... nope, no she isn't" experience.

What kind of man cares about whether she's enjoying it??


1 who wants to do it with her again. 1 night stand? You're right, who cares.
 
2012-07-25 12:55:37 PM

FriarReb98: Hey, she showed something resembling emotion in that pic of her topless. Maybe her shirts are keeping her from emoting or something....


Whar are topless pics?
WHAR???
 
2012-07-25 01:09:56 PM
She's pretty gotdamn hot
 
2012-07-25 01:14:16 PM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


It's not an agreement if only one side agrees.
 
2012-07-25 01:18:33 PM
She was really good in Adventureland. She had actual facial expressions and everything.

She just wound up in a particularly horrendously bad film that ended up being a particularly horrendously bad series of films. Bad directors and screenplays can make even good actors look horrible (*cough*George Lucas*cough*).

/Adventureland is a good flick, btw...
 
2012-07-25 01:21:34 PM
Really? Again with the "emotionlessness" schtick? Old joke is old, guys. Time to let it go now.
 
2012-07-25 01:25:01 PM
This would be more believable if Robert Pattinson and Rupert Sanders had been spotted making out with each other.
 
2012-07-25 01:29:09 PM
I have seen hotter girls at laundromats.
 
2012-07-25 01:34:14 PM
I find her attractive. I thought Snow White was pretty good. I won't watch Twilight. That shiate offends my sensibilities.
 
2012-07-25 01:36:39 PM

SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk


Guilty as charged. I can't say I blame her though. Sparkly vampires have got to be difficult to love.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She was really good in Adventureland. She had actual facial expressions and everything.


You and I may be the only folks that have seen that. I liked that movie. It, or at least parts of it were filmed where I grew up. I wondered why things looked like I had seen them before. I figured it was just a coincidence.
 
2012-07-25 01:37:09 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Subby, I believe the word you're looking for is "stoned". She and Pattinson have yet to appear anywhere in the past 4 years looking anything other than completely stoned out of their gourds.


I'm gonna second that one. I mean, if I were young and rich, I sure as hell would be.

thecpt: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk

Yes. I find that most Farkers just say they wouldn't because her emotionless expression while acting. That would make horizontal-with-female times even less fun, due to the "is she enjoying this. ... nope, no she isn't" experience.


Eh, flip her over so you don't have to see her lack of expression.
 
2012-07-25 01:46:49 PM

trashbox:

I want to know where you farking people live that say this shiat all the time.


Redmond, WA
 
2012-07-25 01:49:06 PM
How can she have an affair if she is not married?
 
2012-07-25 01:53:26 PM
lots of high standards here. I'll take Kristen Stewart! plus she'll give you the ganja hookup
 
2012-07-25 02:12:20 PM

Detinwolf: lots of high standards here. I'll take Kristen Stewart! plus she'll give you the ganja hookup


I'm with you, I really can't see the downside to farking her.
 
2012-07-25 02:20:24 PM

trashbox: Jim from Saint Paul: SecretAgentWoman: I don't care what the farkers say, each and every last one of you would hit it - repeatedly.

/story is bunk

Only because she's rich.

I am fat, ugly, married, have 3 kids and could STILL get a more attractive woman then her. I could name 3 co-workers I have with 100 feet of me more attractive then her (IMHO of course).

I am however, as previously mentioned, married and the father of 3 children. I could use the cash and would gladly let her be my sugar mama.

Riiiiight... [www.zuguide.com image 219x138]

I want to know where you farking people live that say this shiat all the time. Not just that, but do you rank every farking girl you see? If I see a hot girl I just get happy. I don't decide where she slots in next to Jennifer Aniston and the girl from Starbucks.

Jesus, go crank one out to whatever tickles your fancy, but don't try to bullshiat the rest of us into thinking you live and work in some wonderland where supermodels fark fat ugly married guys.


// not mad just cussy
// good day sir and I envy you if what you say is true


I can understand how you read that. I didn't meant to say I could bang my hot co-workers. I said that I had hotter co-workers then her. Which I do. I don't compare these women to actresses on a day to day basis. And I do *think* I could get it on with a lady hotter then Stewart because I don;t think Stewart is anything better then a 7 gussied up.
 
2012-07-25 02:37:02 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She was really good in Adventureland. She had actual facial expressions and everything.

She just wound up in a particularly horrendously bad film that ended up being a particularly horrendously bad series of films. Bad directors and screenplays can make even good actors look horrible (*cough*George Lucas*cough*).

/Adventureland is a good flick, btw...


I only watched it because it took place in Adventureland (a Long Island run down amusement park), but it really was kind of run of the mill.
 
2012-07-25 02:39:41 PM
I care about this as much as I care about the Twilight series. And yet I'm here. Go figure.

/haven't seen a single Twilight movie
 
2012-07-25 02:51:39 PM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


Thank you! That's what i keep telling her!
 
2012-07-25 02:52:09 PM
Oh NOES!! The story is NOT bunk.

The snark is leaving me, I feel soooo bad that when she finally admits publicly that she loves Rob, it's under these circumstances...

Link
 
2012-07-25 03:14:50 PM

Gwendolyn: I agree with the one emotioness of this girl but stories like these always drive me nuts. Just because you may have slept with someone else does not mean you,are cheating. Lots of people have agreements. I don't get where it is anyone's business but the couple's.


I think it's more the H-Wood manipulation. They've been like this since the start.
They needed something to bump up preorders of the SWtH film.
 
2012-07-25 03:21:11 PM

Tat'dGreaser: She's pretty gotdamn hot



Uhhhh, nope.
 
2012-07-25 03:22:21 PM
Is it me, or does she look like someone who has B.O.?
 
2012-07-25 03:22:57 PM
Was it cheating when *I* slept with Kristen Stewart? Huh?

Oh wait, I meant I fell asleep watching Kristen Stewart. Carry on.
 
2012-07-25 03:27:14 PM
Let me make sure I have this straight... Jesse James is less than dirt for cheating on Sandra Bullock (before anybody even knew about the nazi pics), but Kristen Stewart gets a sympathy pass because she simply made a mistake by cheating on Count Sparkles with a married man. Sound about right?
 
2012-07-25 03:31:58 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Oh NOES!! The story is NOT bunk.

The snark is leaving me, I feel soooo bad that when she finally admits publicly that she loves Rob, it's under these circumstances...

Link


She looks like she's baked and just figured out what she really wants to eat...and it's within her means.
 
ecl
2012-07-25 03:42:34 PM

iron_city_ap: Let me make sure I have this straight... Jesse James is less than dirt for cheating on Sandra Bullock (before anybody even knew about the nazi pics), but Kristen Stewart gets a sympathy pass because she simply made a mistake by cheating on Count Sparkles with a married man. Sound about right?


She cheated on the guy she is currently bearding for a chance to bite her lip over and over in Snow White. Meh.
 
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