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(My Fox DC)   Baltimore wants you to know that the bright green liquid you see oozing into the harbor was intentionally put there and should not to be confused with the other strange things oozing into the water that cannot be identified   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 23
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2012-07-25 10:06:17 AM  
wttg.images.worldnow.com

I'm less worried about the green liquid inasmuch the green dragons that are spawning in the harbor.

I'm sure we can blame the folks coming in for Otakon on that.
 
2012-07-25 10:07:27 AM  
You might think that's funny... but it's SNOT
 
2012-07-25 10:07:27 AM  
Goddamn ninja turtles. Heroes in a half shell my ass, they're trying to poison us all!
 
2012-07-25 10:08:30 AM  
Is it St. Paddy's Day again already? No? Screw it, I'm getting drunk anyway.
 
2012-07-25 10:17:22 AM  
Meh, happens every spring in Chicago.

kcampbell.aupairnews.com
 
2012-07-25 10:18:18 AM  
The dye is not toxic and has no effect on human health or aquatic life.


*Side-eye*
 
2012-07-25 10:20:32 AM  
Baltimore plagiarizes Chicago's St. Patrick's Day press release.
 
2012-07-25 10:21:36 AM  
media.screened.com
 
2012-07-25 10:27:02 AM  
Hey, Clay Davis, what is that ooze in the Baltimore harbor?

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-25 10:27:53 AM  
Sweet, now I can dump those hundreds of gallons of green lead-based paint in the garage, and no one will be the wiser!
 
2012-07-25 10:30:18 AM  
as a baltimore native I will say 2 things.

rjakobi: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 500x281]

I'm less worried about the green liquid inasmuch the green dragons that are spawning in the harbor.

I'm sure we can blame the folks coming in for Otakon on that.


As a Baltimore native, and I can prove it. "I warsh the winnders with wooter"

the dragons are normal. When the anime nerds hit, the runoff will make them breathe fire. Or, turn them into sexy dragon girls.

Not sure.....
 
2012-07-25 10:55:26 AM  

Garaba: as a baltimore native I will say 2 things. rjakobi: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 500x281]

I'm less worried about the green liquid inasmuch the green dragons that are spawning in the harbor.

I'm sure we can blame the folks coming in for Otakon on that.

As a Baltimore native, and I can prove it. "I warsh the winnders with wooter"

the dragons are normal. When the anime nerds hit, the runoff will make them breathe fire. Or, turn them into sexy dragon girls.

Not sure.....


Now you had to go an roint it. Know it, Hon? Off to the far sale at the Gint.
 
2012-07-25 10:57:02 AM  

Garaba: as a baltimore native I will say 2 things. rjakobi: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 500x281]

I'm less worried about the green liquid inasmuch the green dragons that are spawning in the harbor.

I'm sure we can blame the folks coming in for Otakon on that.

As a Baltimore native, and I can prove it. "I warsh the winnders with wooter"

the dragons are normal. When the anime nerds hit, the runoff will make them breathe fire. Or, turn them into sexy dragon girls.

Not sure.....


BTW, what is that big red structure being built behind the aquarium (see photo in previous post)? Just curious. I haven't been to the Inner Harbor in about 9 years.
 
2012-07-25 10:57:35 AM  

Mister Pleco: Garaba: as a baltimore native I will say 2 things. rjakobi: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 500x281]

I'm less worried about the green liquid inasmuch the green dragons that are spawning in the harbor.

I'm sure we can blame the folks coming in for Otakon on that.

As a Baltimore native, and I can prove it. "I warsh the winnders with wooter"

the dragons are normal. When the anime nerds hit, the runoff will make them breathe fire. Or, turn them into sexy dragon girls.

Not sure.....

Now you had to go an roint it. Know it, Hon? Off to the far sale at the Gint.


Natty Bohhhhhsss!!!
 
2012-07-25 11:03:14 AM  
Bawlmer!
 
2012-07-25 11:07:11 AM  
John Waters is making his latest movie at that location. Possible title "Green Dutch Hat".
 
2012-07-25 11:17:49 AM  
At 1:30 this becomes relevant to the issue. But do me a favor and watch the whole thing because my comedy troupe made it and I am a huge whore.

The Baltimore You Do Not Know
 
2012-07-25 11:37:26 AM  

born_yesterday: Sweet, now I can dump those hundreds of gallons of green lead-based paint in the garage, and no one will be the wiser!


It's the baltimore harbor... you could do that anyway.
 
2012-07-25 12:06:32 PM  

Debby7813:

BTW, what is that big red structure being built behind the aquarium (see photo in previous post)? Just curious. I haven't been to the Inner Harbor in about 9 years.



The thing red to the left of the aquarium is the Rain forest Exhibit, Mostly to show life in the the flood zones in the south american rain forests. To the right where the mosaic is, is where the dolphin tanks used to be. Behind the aquarium, not shown in the picture is a newer building where they do the dolphin shows.
 
2012-07-25 01:49:38 PM  
[shipongameofthronesdumpingwildfireintotheharbor.jpg]
 
2012-07-25 03:06:28 PM  
Huh, I was wondering about that when I was walking to work today. I feel like it was this color once or twice already this summer. Still at least it's not like that red tide that came in and turned the harbor into the bog of eternal stench
 
2012-07-25 04:10:37 PM  
A question for all you charm city natives...

Do they still call the used condoms floating there 'inner harbor whitefish'?

/Frequented every strip club on 'the block' while in the Army
//RIP Hammerjacks!
 
2012-07-25 05:27:54 PM  

illannoyin: A question for all you charm city natives...

Do they still call the used condoms floating there 'inner harbor whitefish'?

/Frequented every strip club on 'the block' while in the Army
//RIP Hammerjacks!


I forgot all about that. The city has gotten a lot better about keeping harbor clean.

Other than mysterious green ooze
 
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