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(Huffington Post)   London Playboy Club says a 1788, $77,000 dollar bottle of cognac was accidentally broken by a customer of the same age   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, London Playboy Club, cognac  
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8711 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2012 at 10:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-25 06:47:34 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: he stood up and it FLEW across the room before shattering?
what was their a poltergeist??

Lets just say that (puts on sunglasses) spirits were involved.

2012-07-25 01:02:51 PM  
1 vote:
I hate to say this, I really do, but there is only one thing to do if you break a 1788 vintage $77,000 bottle of Cognac at the London Playboy Club.

Suck rug.

Suck rug like courtiers at the Court of the Dowager Empress of China.

What's that noise? Thunder? No, it is thousands of Farkers kicking themselves in the ass for missing the Post of the Day, Week, Month and possibly Year.

Boo yah!
2012-07-25 12:11:11 PM  
1 vote:
Did the bar bill this clumsy, over-privileged oaf the 77K or did they totally pussy out and let the profits literally go down the drain?

Must be swell to be so filthy stinking rich that you not only can buy such expensive cocktails, but you can go "whoops! My bad!" just to make sure that no one else on Earth can enjoy it.

So, what else has Mitt Romney been up to this week?
2012-07-25 11:20:29 AM  
1 vote:

foxyshadis: Conclusion: An insurance scam by a club that's losing money

FTA: "Unfortunately for all, the bottle of Clos de Griffier Vieux wasn't insured because it had already been open. "

Sorry, McGruff.
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