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(Sun Sentinel)   Cloned dog fathers 8 puppies. Your dog wants to watch Parts: the Clonus Horror   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, dogs, Lancelot Encore, cloned dog, Sir Lancelot, American Kennel Club, bichon frise  
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2012-07-25 09:45:04 AM  
2 votes:
Can you change me, clone daddy?
2012-07-25 10:50:40 AM  
1 vote:

Impasse: brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?

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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.

2012-07-25 10:40:59 AM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?

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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.
2012-07-25 10:21:09 AM  
1 vote:
Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month? do they just give up and go braless, or do they need to buy or make custom jobbies for their custom jobbies? Do werewolf mothers breast-feed their children/cubs? Or do they have be locked up in the basement to avoid the temptation to snack on them? I suspect that running into a female werewolf with bad chaffing would be terminal.

Well, it's nothing to do with Clonus but it is an important B-movie mystery that deserves some serious research and thinking from the B-Movie Braint Trust.

By the way, MST3000 Collection 24 has an ETA of next week. It has both Fugitive Alien movies, The Sword and the Dragon (a Russo-Finnish sword and er, dragon, adventure), and Samson and the Vampire Women, which is a Mexican stinker. I've seen them all, IIRC, in downloads from the web, but those hae lousy resolution and it's frustrating when they freeze or skip, so I will probably not be able to resist the temptation of buying it.

There's only a handful of boxed sets I don't have and they are all things I bought on single movie DVDs or downloaded from the web or both. I tend to be a completionist when it comes to stuff like this, even though the hoard is overwhelming.

Why are werewolves always such whiney little biatches, any way? Ever since Chaney Jr., they've been the Spiderman of Universal Monsters, moping about, whining, conflicted, self-loathing and emo. Wolves are nothing like that. If they were, the rest of the pack would put them out of their misery in no time. Even underdogs are sneaky little biatches rather than emo. I wish Hollywood would get its act together and be fair to werewolf diversity.

As for cloning dogs, it's just stupid. Sure people will pay upwards of $25,000 to save their belovèd family members, or at least the family dog, but the real money and benefit is in cloning something you can't pick up on every street corner like $5 meth 'ho's. Why not do something useful like create a pig with five butts? Everybody loves ham and the world really needs a small apartment-dweller sized ham to replace those awful cottage ham thingies.
2012-07-25 09:58:55 AM  
1 vote:

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Or called 'The Island' if you're Michael Bay.

Or "Never Let Me Go" if you are more into the Merchant Ivory style drama.
2012-07-25 09:16:30 AM  
1 vote:
pffft...They cloned our idea...

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2012-07-25 09:04:08 AM  
1 vote:
The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.
2012-07-25 09:04:00 AM  
1 vote:
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" I have just met you, and I love you!"
2012-07-25 08:51:47 AM  
1 vote:
We could give a $100,000.00 to an animal shelter which could help a bunch of animals and get a new dog or we can spend it on cloning our old dog, lets just waist the money and clone it!!!!!
2012-07-25 08:34:41 AM  
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Wade_Wilson: Harry Freakstorm: The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.

You mean they didn't immediately start growling when they could smell the dog's lack of a soul?

Just kidding. I support this sort of research. Sooner or later, someone will be able to use it to create me a Mogwai.

Yeah, and you'll be the asshole who feeds it after midnight right before tossing it in a Goddamn pool, just to fark with everyone else.

/God knows I would...
2012-07-25 08:28:41 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Let's go film tampon commercials everybody!

Later on!
2012-07-25 08:28:06 AM  
1 vote:
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin. Over.
2012-07-25 08:21:27 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-25 08:20:30 AM  
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Joey, do you like movies about dismemberment?
2012-07-25 08:14:04 AM  
1 vote:
Or called 'The Island' if you're Michael Bay.
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