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(Sun Sentinel)   Cloned dog fathers 8 puppies. Your dog wants to watch Parts: the Clonus Horror   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 60
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2012-07-25 08:08:57 AM  
Nice reference!
 
2012-07-25 08:14:04 AM  
Or called 'The Island' if you're Michael Bay.
 
2012-07-25 08:18:14 AM  
Old Mill-walk-ee?

Biography!
 
2012-07-25 08:19:02 AM  
Octodad
 
2012-07-25 08:19:53 AM  
dailydoseofcute.net

The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.
 
2012-07-25 08:20:03 AM  
yeah but any CATS/FOOD ANIMALS??
 
2012-07-25 08:20:30 AM  
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Joey, do you like movies about dismemberment?
 
2012-07-25 08:20:57 AM  
I am just like you!

/Isn't that horrible!
 
2012-07-25 08:21:27 AM  
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\Biography!
 
2012-07-25 08:21:42 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.


You mean they didn't immediately start growling when they could smell the dog's lack of a soul?

Just kidding. I support this sort of research. Sooner or later, someone will be able to use it to create me a Mogwai.
 
2012-07-25 08:23:11 AM  
Oh, and since everyone is is doing it...

"Wow, I guess she really was on top of Ole Smokey!"
 
2012-07-25 08:23:38 AM  

Wade_Wilson: Harry Freakstorm: The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.

You mean they didn't immediately start growling when they could smell the dog's lack of a soul?

Just kidding. I support this sort of research. Sooner or later, someone will be able to use it to create me a Mogwai.


Well shiat. That's when things go to Hell.
 
2012-07-25 08:27:07 AM  
Let's go film tampon commercials everybody!
 
2012-07-25 08:28:06 AM  
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin. Over.
 
2012-07-25 08:28:41 AM  

Sybarite: Let's go film tampon commercials everybody!


Later on!
 
2012-07-25 08:34:30 AM  
I thought Kim Kardashian only had one kid.
 
2012-07-25 08:34:41 AM  

Wade_Wilson: Harry Freakstorm: The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.

You mean they didn't immediately start growling when they could smell the dog's lack of a soul?

Just kidding. I support this sort of research. Sooner or later, someone will be able to use it to create me a Mogwai.


Yeah, and you'll be the asshole who feeds it after midnight right before tossing it in a Goddamn pool, just to fark with everyone else.

/God knows I would...
 
2012-07-25 08:35:28 AM  
so the animals only have HALF a soul each?
 
2012-07-25 08:36:44 AM  
Just wait until they start cloning other Floridians.
 
2012-07-25 08:39:13 AM  
God, Meat Loaf sweats less than this guy.
 
2012-07-25 08:43:35 AM  
That is one adorable pup. That is one adorable pup. That is one adorable pup.
 
2012-07-25 08:48:00 AM  
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He's signing "Close your legs, Peter"

/Too obscure? nah.
 
2012-07-25 08:51:47 AM  
We could give a $100,000.00 to an animal shelter which could help a bunch of animals and get a new dog or we can spend it on cloning our old dog, lets just waist the money and clone it!!!!!
 
2012-07-25 08:59:42 AM  
Just rewatched that episode last night. Might watch it again... later on.

That was the most interest anyone had ever shown in Milwaukee.
 
2012-07-25 09:02:28 AM  
"I found this floating in the river. What is it?"
"It's a Gambino, sir."
 
2012-07-25 09:04:00 AM  
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" I have just met you, and I love you!"
 
2012-07-25 09:04:08 AM  
The little bushman didn't know what to make of the can.
 
2012-07-25 09:04:39 AM  
Doctor Super Mario Brother approves!



/Rompero!
 
2012-07-25 09:06:38 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The dog was also immediately accepted by the couple's other seven dogs, which include two other Labs, three Cavailer King Charles Spaniels, a Bichon Frise and a Teacup Yorkie.


Only two of those are actual dogs. The rest are small rodents that convert food to poop.
 
2012-07-25 09:16:30 AM  
pffft...They cloned our idea...

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2012-07-25 09:21:12 AM  

mjamer: We could give a $100,000.00 to an animal shelter which could help a bunch of animals and get a new dog or we can spend it on cloning our old dog, lets just waist the money and clone it!!!!!


www.hafanana.com
 
2012-07-25 09:22:12 AM  
"Don't take another step or the president gets it between the eyes."

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2012-07-25 09:22:24 AM  
Have some sun my little friend.
 
2012-07-25 09:23:27 AM  

mjamer: We could give a $100,000.00 to an animal shelter which could help a bunch of animals and get a new dog or we can spend it on cloning our old dog, lets just waist the money and clone it!!!!!




Wow. You really don't understand science, do you?
 
2012-07-25 09:33:38 AM  
FTFA: That's the golden Labrador retriever that Edgar and Nina Otto cloned after their beloved dog died four years ago from cancer

Why would you clone a cancer prone dog? I appreciate the temperment side of it all, but if you must clone a dog, clone one that lived for 16 years in excellent health.
 
2012-07-25 09:38:31 AM  

NewWorldDan: FTFA: That's the golden Labrador retriever that Edgar and Nina Otto cloned after their beloved dog died four years ago from cancer

Why would you clone a cancer prone dog? I appreciate the temperment side of it all, but if you must clone a dog, clone one that lived for 16 years in excellent health.


Maybe part of the cloning was removing the cancer gene?
 
2012-07-25 09:45:04 AM  
Can you change me, clone daddy?
 
2012-07-25 09:58:55 AM  

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Or called 'The Island' if you're Michael Bay.


Or "Never Let Me Go" if you are more into the Merchant Ivory style drama.
 
2012-07-25 10:21:09 AM  
Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month? do they just give up and go braless, or do they need to buy or make custom jobbies for their custom jobbies? Do werewolf mothers breast-feed their children/cubs? Or do they have be locked up in the basement to avoid the temptation to snack on them? I suspect that running into a female werewolf with bad chaffing would be terminal.

Well, it's nothing to do with Clonus but it is an important B-movie mystery that deserves some serious research and thinking from the B-Movie Braint Trust.

By the way, MST3000 Collection 24 has an ETA of next week. It has both Fugitive Alien movies, The Sword and the Dragon (a Russo-Finnish sword and er, dragon, adventure), and Samson and the Vampire Women, which is a Mexican stinker. I've seen them all, IIRC, in downloads from the web, but those hae lousy resolution and it's frustrating when they freeze or skip, so I will probably not be able to resist the temptation of buying it.

There's only a handful of boxed sets I don't have and they are all things I bought on single movie DVDs or downloaded from the web or both. I tend to be a completionist when it comes to stuff like this, even though the hoard is overwhelming.

Why are werewolves always such whiney little biatches, any way? Ever since Chaney Jr., they've been the Spiderman of Universal Monsters, moping about, whining, conflicted, self-loathing and emo. Wolves are nothing like that. If they were, the rest of the pack would put them out of their misery in no time. Even underdogs are sneaky little biatches rather than emo. I wish Hollywood would get its act together and be fair to werewolf diversity.

As for cloning dogs, it's just stupid. Sure people will pay upwards of $25,000 to save their belovèd family members, or at least the family dog, but the real money and benefit is in cloning something you can't pick up on every street corner like $5 meth 'ho's. Why not do something useful like create a pig with five butts? Everybody loves ham and the world really needs a small apartment-dweller sized ham to replace those awful cottage ham thingies.
 
2012-07-25 10:30:56 AM  
The cloning itself, I don't care about and is cool for science. However, spending extra money to clone your old pet instead of buying or adopting one of the millions of naturally bred already available ones seems dumb to me. Do what makes you happy though.

Finally, those are the dumbest farking names I've ever seen for a litter of puppies.
 
2012-07-25 10:40:59 AM  

brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?


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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.
 
2012-07-25 10:50:40 AM  

Impasse: brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?

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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.


Wharwilfs.
 
2012-07-25 11:24:19 AM  
Fb- is the...mother?
 
2012-07-25 11:30:37 AM  

Honest Bender: Impasse: brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?

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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.

Wharwilfs.


Here's the windup..... and the pitch!!
 
2012-07-25 11:38:31 AM  
As for cloning dogs, it's just stupid. Sure people will pay upwards of $25,000 to save their belovèd family members, or at least the family dog, but the real money and benefit is in cloning something you can't pick up on every street corner like $5 meth 'ho's. Why not do something useful like create a pig with five butts? Everybody loves ham and the world really needs a small apartment-dweller sized ham to replace those awful cottage ham thingies.

Now, that is teh funny!!
 
2012-07-25 12:25:43 PM  
I've always wondered why they don't clone some of these endangered species.
 
2012-07-25 12:57:52 PM  
""We are so tickled pink that they were born on the Fourth of July and that she had the litter naturally,'' Nina Otto said of Scarlett, the West Palm Beach female Lab that was surgically inseminated with Encore's sperm."

Just like in nature!
 
2012-07-25 01:22:14 PM  

mjamer: We could give a $100,000.00 to an animal shelter which could help a bunch of animals and get a new dog or we can spend it on cloning our old dog, lets just waist the money and clone it!!!!!


I think they said $150,000.

Which would go a long way to buying a house in many places. I wish I had enough money to pish away like that. Send $150,000 to clone labratory "Hey, look at these idiots. Lets breed a puppy from normal stock that looks exactly like that, and tell those suckers we cloned it! Whos up for beers?"

Although, they may be making a pretty sweet buck on the pups they're selling from him.
 
2012-07-25 01:35:00 PM  
Came for the Peter Graves screencaps. Leaving satisfied.

/was having a crap day, until now.
 
2012-07-25 01:40:42 PM  

Impasse: brantgoose: Here's a question that has been rattling around my head for a while: What do female werewolves do about bras during that time of the month?

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Dis ehs absoloootly fahsinateen.


Where-oh-where-wolf?

Came for the MST3K, leaving overstuffed!
 
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