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(Fox News)   Grab your miner's helmets and pickaxes, boys, and remember to strap a board to your asses... Kate Gosselin wants her own reality dating show   (magazine.foxnews.com) divider line 20
    More: Amusing, Kate Gosselin, straps, grabs, helmets, Jennifer Lopez, reality dating, dating  
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3806 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jul 2012 at 11:55 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-26 07:06:25 AM  
1 votes:

Rawhead Rex: I hope you're joking about Joan Rivers...

You realize that commercial was fake as fark, right?


The body double, one Tabitha Taylor:

celebritystatus.com

Not bad, though the overly collagened lips kinda put her on the edge of being a butterface for me.
2012-07-25 06:57:09 PM  
1 votes:
This is lacking a serious, in-depth discussion of her jizz chute.

Someone should have pointed out they sliced her open to extract the litter, leaving the coochie-coo in mint condition.

Meaning, leave a mint on the pillow after your stay at that Grand Hyatt.
2012-07-25 05:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

howdyyall9999: Pud: Maybe she and Octomom could make a porno together. Call it Sloppy Scissoring.

Take two toilet plungers.
Dip both in tapioca.
Put a clip of Fran Drescher screaming and moaning on repeat
Violently slam to two plungers together.

Viola: DIY Kate/Octo tribadism


www.nobodygoeshere.com
2012-07-25 04:55:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'd treat her like my visit to Tijuana.

I'd do it just to say I'd been there.
2012-07-25 04:23:25 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: LeroyBourne: the lord god: Icetech3:

You can borrow my spelunking gear.

With her rack I am not sure I would get much below her chest. Pearl necklace and all that jazz jizz.

i.current.com


FTFY
2012-07-25 04:21:36 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: LeroyBourne: the lord god: Icetech3:

You can borrow my spelunking gear.

With her rack I am not sure I would get much below her chest. Pearl necklace and all that jazz jizz.

[i.current.com image 250x250]


FTFY
2012-07-25 04:05:48 PM  
1 votes:
you'd all hit it, but I hope none of you would be dumb enough to carry a relationship with that bag of crazy
2012-07-25 03:47:51 PM  
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Sybarite: [fitsnews.com image 760x1140]

I'd fist her like I was angry with God.

Not for all the crazy she brings.




I assure you, I've had crazier before and probably will again. I'm like flypaper for 'em.
2012-07-25 03:18:03 PM  
1 votes:
I'd pee in her butt...even hold her hand in the mall.
2012-07-25 03:16:49 PM  
1 votes:
TO: NBC

PROPOSED: "Date the Train Wreck"

Young male actors seeking screen time will date known cougar trainwrecks on successive weeks, eliminating one each week. Leading down to the "Iron Chef" challenge in the final week: bedding Lorena Bobbitt.

Week 1: Kate Gosselin
Week 2: Nadya Sulemon
Week 3: Kirstie Alley
Week 4: Casey Anthony
Final week: Lorena Bobbitt
2012-07-25 02:15:14 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: Icetech3: who the hell is sad enough to want to take on some skank with 7 kids and seems mean as fark... just eww....

I am. I would also bang this fine woman.


[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 429x706]


Ill admit it, so would I. I would not want to date, marry, etc either of them, but Id sure enough hit it.
2012-07-25 01:43:46 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: Rent Party: the lord god: Icetech3: the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has nice boobs.

I went through a self hating phase during my divorce. I farked any women who would say yes. I had some great times and some regretful mornings.


I turned into the world's biggest manwhore. I don't think it was self hating, though. I think it was release after 12 years of nonogomy.

Too funny. I might have to steal that one my good man.


Please do. Help others like us feel good and get laid.

It is a moral imperative.
2012-07-25 01:32:35 PM  
1 votes:

the lord god: Icetech3: the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has nice boobs.

I went through a self hating phase during my divorce. I farked any women who would say yes. I had some great times and some regretful mornings.


I turned into the world's biggest manwhore. I don't think it was self hating, though. I think it was release after 12 years of nonogomy.
2012-07-25 09:47:57 AM  
1 votes:
I don't follow this shiat so I just assumed she already had a reality show. It seems like a logical progression with all the tabloid shiat.
2012-07-25 08:38:09 AM  
1 votes:
Huh. This clock's stuck at 14:59. Must need a battery.
2012-07-25 08:36:27 AM  
1 votes:
GO AWAY!
2012-07-25 08:36:07 AM  
1 votes:
underscoopfire.com
2012-07-25 08:30:56 AM  
1 votes:
fitsnews.com

I'd fist her like I was angry with God.
2012-07-25 08:25:48 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe if they recast Mom as the horrible harpie that screwed up an entire family in pursuit of her own selfish goals. I'd watch that.
2012-07-25 08:18:02 AM  
1 votes:
Wants and gets, two different things.

/no one wants to see that...no one wants to see that....no one wants to see that
//wow, triple echo
 
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