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(Fox News)   Grab your miner's helmets and pickaxes, boys, and remember to strap a board to your asses... Kate Gosselin wants her own reality dating show   (magazine.foxnews.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-25 04:55:27 PM
I'd treat her like my visit to Tijuana.

I'd do it just to say I'd been there.
 
2012-07-25 05:18:31 PM
And bring a canary in case of potent vaginal gases.
 
2012-07-25 05:27:48 PM

jj325: Maybe she could get a real job instead


Sadly enough for a woman with that many kids AND alimony a real job just isn't going to cut it.

Honestly, without some serious cash coming in they're looking at a life of near poverty without something else coming in.

I'm hoping she invested wisely when then cash was coming in heavy otherwise she's screwed.

But I still like the idea of her whimpering shrew-like voice exhausted after ten minutes of Lex Steele barking at her backdoor.

Hey honey, you went ahead and had a ton of kids....now it's your job to support them.
 
2012-07-25 05:35:07 PM

howdyyall9999: Pud: Maybe she and Octomom could make a porno together. Call it Sloppy Scissoring.

Take two toilet plungers.
Dip both in tapioca.
Put a clip of Fran Drescher screaming and moaning on repeat
Violently slam to two plungers together.

Viola: DIY Kate/Octo tribadism


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2012-07-25 05:42:43 PM
No one trashes a "famous" person like Fark.
 
2012-07-25 06:23:50 PM
Christ, she was a terrible dancer on DWTS.

On top of being a biatch to her partner.
 
2012-07-25 06:57:09 PM
This is lacking a serious, in-depth discussion of her jizz chute.

Someone should have pointed out they sliced her open to extract the litter, leaving the coochie-coo in mint condition.

Meaning, leave a mint on the pillow after your stay at that Grand Hyatt.
 
2012-07-25 07:07:33 PM

Cletus C.: This is lacking a serious, in-depth discussion of her jizz chute.

Someone should have pointed out they sliced her open to extract the litter, leaving the coochie-coo in mint condition.

Meaning, leave a mint on the pillow after your stay at that Grand Hyatt.



Rule 1: never stick your dick in crazy

Rule 2: never promise crazy a baby

Rule 3: see rule 1

Actions have consequences, not on your life.

Never saw the show, thank God, but I one time saw a several minute montage of her treating her ex like a dog. No wonder he left, I don't blame him. My ex wife was like her in many ways, the similarities were striking.
 
2012-07-25 07:16:53 PM

Cletus C.: Someone should have pointed out they sliced her open to extract the litter, leaving the coochie-coo in mint condition.


Yeah, someone always brings that up. It's a meme that she has a gaping maw. Swing, baby.
 
2012-07-25 08:04:24 PM
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2012-07-25 08:40:31 PM
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So that's where the birthday pony went...
 
2012-07-25 08:41:01 PM
I'd fark her. A couple times. However, the first time she opened her mouth I'd shut it for her. If that biatch would actually work out just a little, it looks like she could have a pretty nice ass.
 
2012-07-25 09:45:05 PM
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2012-07-25 10:35:19 PM
Do Not Want,
 
2012-07-25 11:36:22 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: This Meme is stupid and goes the wrong way.

She had 2 C-sections and from her harpie attitude I'm guessing has never taken a dick in her life

If anything that biatch is so frigid and tight she wouldn't know how her vagina actually works.


Not true. She was farking her security guard.
 
2012-07-26 12:58:04 AM
Maybe she can have Bristol Palin on as a guest for an episode.

Then, hopefully, someone nukes it from orbit, just to be sure...
 
2012-07-26 01:44:56 AM
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2012-07-26 04:38:42 AM
cue "you came in that thing? you're braver than I thought..."
 
2012-07-26 07:06:25 AM

Rawhead Rex: I hope you're joking about Joan Rivers...

You realize that commercial was fake as fark, right?


The body double, one Tabitha Taylor:

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Not bad, though the overly collagened lips kinda put her on the edge of being a butterface for me.
 
2012-07-26 09:03:12 AM
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"I'm not puttin' my lips on that."
 
2012-07-26 02:54:01 PM
The hook is that at the end of each episode, Gosselin's dates will punch her in the mouth.
 
2012-07-26 02:59:45 PM

MAYORBOB: The hook is that at the end of each episode, Gosselin's dates will punch her in the mouth.


Now THAT is must see tv
 
2012-07-26 07:47:25 PM

MAYORBOB: The hook is that at the end of each episode, Gosselin's dates will punch her in the mouth.


You may have found the one way to hook everyone that hates Reality TV: At the end of every episode, the star/stars get the ever loving shiat kicked out of them. I would watch EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
 
2012-07-27 10:26:18 AM

mooseyfate: MAYORBOB: The hook is that at the end of each episode, Gosselin's dates will punch her in the mouth.

You may have found the one way to hook everyone that hates Reality TV: At the end of every episode, the star/stars get the ever loving shiat kicked out of them. I would watch EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.


Actually, I have often suggested that losing contestants on reality shows should be summarily executed by gunshot to the head on live TV. Hell, even *I* would watch The Bachelor(ette) if I was guaranteed seeing at least one worthless AW-douchenozzle dying each week.
 
2012-07-28 06:41:04 AM

tnpir: mooseyfate: MAYORBOB: The hook is that at the end of each episode, Gosselin's dates will punch her in the mouth.

You may have found the one way to hook everyone that hates Reality TV: At the end of every episode, the star/stars get the ever loving shiat kicked out of them. I would watch EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.

Actually, I have often suggested that losing contestants on reality shows should be summarily executed by gunshot to the head on live TV. Hell, even *I* would watch The Bachelor(ette) if I was guaranteed seeing at least one worthless AW-douchenozzle dying each week.


There was an episode of Doctor Who, set in the far distant future, in which they still had shows like The Weakest Link and Big Brother, but the losers were apparently vaporized. Course, everyone on the shows were there against their will.
 
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