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(Fox News)   Grab your miner's helmets and pickaxes, boys, and remember to strap a board to your asses... Kate Gosselin wants her own reality dating show   (magazine.foxnews.com) divider line 125
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2012-07-25 08:18:02 AM
Wants and gets, two different things.

/no one wants to see that...no one wants to see that....no one wants to see that
//wow, triple echo
 
2012-07-25 08:24:13 AM
So, her day to day life raising 8 children is far too hectic to meet men and her solution is to start up a full time show requiring her to fly around the country to meet potential suitors?
 
2012-07-25 08:25:48 AM
Maybe if they recast Mom as the horrible harpie that screwed up an entire family in pursuit of her own selfish goals. I'd watch that.
 
2012-07-25 08:30:56 AM
fitsnews.com

I'd fist her like I was angry with God.
 
2012-07-25 08:36:07 AM
underscoopfire.com
 
2012-07-25 08:36:27 AM
GO AWAY!
 
2012-07-25 08:38:09 AM
Huh. This clock's stuck at 14:59. Must need a battery.
 
2012-07-25 08:52:01 AM
I'm not in the least interested, even with a Groupon coupon.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 08:54:40 AM
I don't get the reference and I thought her and the body guard were an item?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 09:25:04 AM
If she wants her own show, why doesn't she go the Octo-mom rout?
 
2012-07-25 09:44:05 AM

vpb: If she wants her own show, why doesn't she go the Octo-mom rout?


i'd watch kate strip
 
2012-07-25 09:47:57 AM
I don't follow this shiat so I just assumed she already had a reality show. It seems like a logical progression with all the tabloid shiat.
 
2012-07-25 10:34:22 AM
37 year old with 8 kids. And from what I saw on DWTS a really bad attitude and very high maintenance.

Yeah I can see the guys lining up for this one. No, no, no they're not there just to get on tv.
 
2012-07-25 11:14:27 AM
Prolapsed uterus.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-25 11:54:37 AM
Maybe she and Octomom could make a porno together. Call it Sloppy Scissoring.
 
2012-07-25 11:57:43 AM
She's good looking, but that pic in the article wasn't attractive for some reason.
 
2012-07-25 11:58:08 AM

basemetal: Wants and gets, two different things.

/no one wants to see that...no one wants to see that....no one wants to see that
//wow, triple echo


unrealitymag.com
 
2012-07-25 11:58:48 AM

Pud: Maybe she and Octomom could make a porno together. Call it Sloppy Scissoring.


*insert "I'm okay with this" comic here*

I would Smoove that.

Damn.
 
2012-07-25 11:58:55 AM

Sybarite: [fitsnews.com image 760x1140]

I'd fist her like I was angry with God.


Not for all the crazy she brings.

bongmiester: [underscoopfire.com image 800x450]


Preeeeeeeeeeeeetty much.
 
2012-07-25 12:05:50 PM
who the hell is sad enough to want to take on some skank with 7 kids and seems mean as fark... just eww....
 
2012-07-25 12:06:43 PM
Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has nice boobs.

media.justjared.com
 
2012-07-25 12:08:25 PM

Icetech3: who the hell is sad enough to want to take on some skank with 7 kids and seems mean as fark... just eww....


I am. I would also bang this fine woman.


static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-07-25 12:08:50 PM

the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has nice boobs.

[media.justjared.com image 300x300]


man what have you done thats worse? joan rivers last night? jesus man... have some pride...
 
2012-07-25 12:10:03 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-25 12:13:05 PM
Possible titles:

"Who wants to marry a shrill harpy battle-axe?"

"Kate wants to fornicate"

"The baggage-laden bachelorette"

"What the flying f**k were you thinking?"
 
2012-07-25 12:13:56 PM
meh, go through the back door if you want any tightness... and you don't have to look at their face...
 
2012-07-25 12:17:31 PM
Didn't she blow through all the money from her original show? Why would anyone compete for some broke AW saddled with 7 kids and an extremely shiatty attitude?
 
2012-07-25 12:18:47 PM

the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has bought nice boobs.

[media.justjared.com image 300x300]

FTFY
 
2012-07-25 12:20:10 PM

Icetech3: the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has nice boobs.

[media.justjared.com image 300x300]

man what have you done thats worse? joan rivers last night? jesus man... have some pride...


I would bang Miss Rivers in a heartbeat. She also has some nice legs.

I went through a self hating phase during my divorce. I farked any women who would say yes. I had some great times and some regretful mornings.

entertainment.msn.co.nz
 
2012-07-25 12:20:48 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: the lord god: Ehhh I have done worse. Would bang. She has bought nice boobs.

[media.justjared.com image 300x300]
FTFY


Who cares? They are still boobs and they look good to me.
 
2012-07-25 12:21:38 PM
I thought the world was done with this dumb biatch?

I thought she'd crawled back into whatever hole she crawled out of?

Why is she on the news again???

farking whore is like a bad soap opera from the 80's...

Just when you think she's dead and gone, wa-la! She reappears!

"I saw you fall out of that plane!"
"But what you didn't see was the parachute underneath my clothing!"
"I saw the house explode with you in it!"
"But you didn't see me leap from the back window and into the lake below just in time!"

Sad, sad, sad.
 
2012-07-25 12:22:16 PM
She's been trolling for a new man since she ditched that mom haircut.
 
2012-07-25 12:23:23 PM
I hope you're joking about Joan Rivers...

You realize that commercial was fake as fark, right?
 
2012-07-25 12:24:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah I can see the guys lining up for this one. No, no, no they're not there just to get on tv.


There's always somebody who would throw themselves under that particular bus if it means a possible shot at C-list celeb status. She isn't ugly, and one can put up with her for a few months until you dump her and start hooking up with other reality "stars."

But if she thinks she stands a snowball's chance in hell of finding real love she's been eating paint chips. There's no way any sane guy would want a relationship with her- even if you remove the fact that she's a shrill harpy, she still has a herd of kids, is aging rapidly, and really has no hope of paying any of the bills her crew is going to stir up.
 
2012-07-25 12:24:37 PM

Sybarite: I'd fist her like I was angry with God.


I see what you did there!

/then I frew up a wittle
 
2012-07-25 12:30:38 PM
If a loose vagina was even on the top ten "worst problems" list for her, it would be an improvement. Kegels can fix that.

Kegels can't fix that she's just deep-down mean and spiteful. Attractive face, boob job, abs, whatever... nobody likes to be around people that mean. Yeah, Jon was a schmuck that wore Ed Hardy, but imagine spending your whole life on camera, dealing with an onslaught of little kids' whining and problems with a spouse that wasn't your partner in any meaningful way. That would drive me crazy.

So instead of breaking out caving gear, I'd break out the earplugs.
 
2012-07-25 12:31:21 PM

FriarReb98: Huh. This clock's stuck at 14:59. Must need a battery.


No, the clock has gone past the fifteen minute mark. She just keeps moving back the hands.
 
2012-07-25 12:31:57 PM
Meh, would hit.

My Shai Hulud would be more than enough to clog her Sarlaac Pit.
 
2012-07-25 12:32:03 PM
Miners?
i64.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 12:35:32 PM

vpb: If she wants her own show, why doesn't she go the Octo-mom rout?


www.mom-101.com
/you were almost there
 
2012-07-25 12:37:06 PM
All right,who left the pop culture oblivion shed unlocked?!
 
2012-07-25 12:39:51 PM
...Kate Gosselin wants her own reality dating show

images.zap2it.com

"This certainly is a big, round, womb..."
 
2012-07-25 12:42:05 PM
OK, I'm just befuddled by thid headline. It seems to be making the joke that subby would bang her, but would need mining equipment to find his way around a lady
or she's so hideous we'd all want to burrow through the earth to get away from her?
 
2012-07-25 12:46:03 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

I know that these TV personalities think everyone knows their names but I had to do a quick Google to know who the hell we were talking about.

You're a... an...


www.themade-ritecompany.com

/Not the carbonated beverage
 
2012-07-25 12:47:49 PM

Apos: All right,who left the pop culture oblivion shed unlocked?!


Ummm... It might have been me... I was out in the yard, and I needed a ho...
a0.typepad.com

... must have forgotten to lock it back.

Sorry.
 
2012-07-25 12:53:01 PM
Who?

Oh, right, this is the broad who got away with killing her 8 children because Florida couldn't prove beyond a doubt it was her that killed them, and seeked the death penalty not knowing for certain if she'd killed them or was just grossly negligent

/attention whore is attention whory
//tv rots the mind; surely no one shown on it gives two sh*ts about you or anyone you care about
///turn it the f*ck off and live your life instead of watching someone else get paid to live theirs
//lh3.googleusercontent.com
/hot, unlike JOE MOMMA
-->
 
2012-07-25 12:53:07 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: OK, I'm just befuddled by thid headline. It seems to be making the joke that subby would bang her, but would need mining equipment to find his way around a lady
or she's so hideous we'd all want to burrow through the earth to get away from her?


Yes.
 
2012-07-25 12:53:08 PM
This Meme is stupid and goes the wrong way.

She had 2 C-sections and from her harpie attitude I'm guessing has never taken a dick in her life

If anything that biatch is so frigid and tight she wouldn't know how her vagina actually works.
 
2012-07-25 12:54:14 PM
Please explain to me how Jon was the bad parent and the worse adult role model/
 
2012-07-25 12:57:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Please explain to me how Jon was the bad parent and the worse adult role model/


I have only seen news bits about this trainwreck couple.. but wasn't jon the one that wanted out of the tv crap and to lead a normal life? and she was the screaming harpie that drove him into the ground and wanted money and glory?

Just trying to see if i have it right...
 
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