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(Fox News)   Demi Moore devastated over being replaced with a younger, prettier model   (foxnews.com) divider line 75
    More: Obvious, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, lovein, romance  
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2012-07-25 04:30:38 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: That Magnificent Bastard!: she has a voice so husky it can pull a sled

*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Go ooooonnnn....


And if you look for some of her older pictures, she has a bush you could hide a VCR in.
 
2012-07-25 04:42:30 PM
http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/de mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

obligatory and ever-so-NSFW
 
2012-07-25 04:45:12 PM
Interested parties : close the gap betwixt the "de" and the "mi".
 
2012-07-25 04:59:54 PM
Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

obligatory and ever-so-NSFW


That reminds me, gotta set the DVR for that Civil War Doc tonight.

www.ricwrt.com
 
2012-07-25 05:53:47 PM
Leave - Demi - alone!

whut?
 
2012-07-25 06:03:08 PM
Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.
 
2012-07-25 06:04:21 PM
slayer199: Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.

But why would Kunis hook up with him?



I hear women say he's good-looking. Can you believe that shiat? All I see is diner mouth and the forehead of a retarded whale.
 
2012-07-25 06:44:03 PM
Rich Cream: slayer199: Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.

But why would Kunis hook up with him?


I hear women say he's good-looking. Can you believe that shiat? All I see is diner mouth and the forehead of a retarded whale.


He's one of those people where for every attractive point he has at least 1 negative personality point so he seems less attractive than he is probably is physically.
 
2012-07-25 09:13:11 PM
Adalius: Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.


I didn't click the link, but if it's the Oui shoot from the 70's, I'm pretty sure it's a merkin.
 
2012-07-25 09:14:51 PM
drewogatory: Adalius: Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.

I didn't click the link, but if it's the Oui shoot from the 70's, I'm pretty sure it's a merkin.


Of course she's American! But she should still shave her bush!
 
2012-07-25 09:33:58 PM
Adalius: Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.


You shut your adolescent mouth.
 
2012-07-25 09:37:04 PM
PillsHere:
He's one of those people where for every attractive point he has at least 1 negative personality point so he seems less attractive than he is probably is physically.


He is hot. but he seems to be kind of a dick.
 
2012-07-25 10:08:57 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: Icetech3: Agreed.
Any woman person who has been with a guy person that long and wasn't the one who did the dumping .... isn't going to get over it easily. You have some pretty big red flags being thrown up in your face with the fact that she even cares enough to mention it.

Trade in for a newer model. You're woman is broke.


... if you're referring to my GF, nah. In her 30's, but looks 18, is cute and will probably look young for a long time. Love her to death. Very much a keeper. EIP if you're desperate for pictorial proof, I guess (no, not that kind of pictorial proof).

She was basically the one who did the dumping. Was young and naive, then tried real hard to make it work because she believes in the sanctity of relationships and marriage, even though I get the impression she was miserable for a long time before it ended, even when it was obvious it was dying.

I sense the only thing she didn't like about the end was that he ran back to the ex. She was happy it ended, but she's made it clear she would have been happy if he would have ended up with just about anybody but her.
 
2012-07-25 10:09:35 PM
ChubbyTiger: Adalius: Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.

You shut your adolescent mouth.


29 is adolescent? Many pardons, allow me to get off your lawn.
 
2012-07-25 10:15:01 PM
Grable's Future Son-in-Law: He was awesome in Arthur

But I thought he was dating Zooey Deschanel
 
2012-07-25 10:30:09 PM
Adalius: ChubbyTiger: Adalius: Pandora's Litterbox: http://egotastic.com/photos/demi-moore-vintage-penthouse-photoshoot/d e mi-moore-vintage-penthouse-shoot-03/full-size/#imagetop

Buy that woman a hedge trimmer.

You shut your adolescent mouth.

29 is adolescent? Many pardons, allow me to get off your lawn.


I don't mind hair, but when there's so much you can't even see what you want to look at, it sort of defeats the purpose. If a big tuft of hair turns you on you should check out my shower drain.
 
2012-07-25 10:49:47 PM
browntimmy: I don't mind hair, but when there's so much you can't even see what you want to look at, it sort of defeats the purpose.

It should be thick enough to stop a bullet.
 
2012-07-26 01:44:51 AM
the kid can have any practically any piece of ass in the world, and yet marries an old woman, then after he divorces her he gets with this munchkin. starting to think he may have the gay.
 
2012-07-26 01:48:57 AM
relcec: the kid can have any practically any piece of ass in the world, and yet marries an old woman, then after he divorces her he gets with this munchkin. starting to think he may have the gay.

someone got their taint twisted over nothing.
 
2012-07-26 02:02:34 AM
Wellon Dowd: browntimmy: I don't mind hair, but when there's so much you can't even see what you want to look at, it sort of defeats the purpose.

It should be thick enough to stop a bullet.


I'll just leave it that I personally prefer the halfway point between what she's sporting in the linked pic and total bereftness of follicles but should I ever be provided with a choice betwixt that and utter hairlessness (with all other characteristics and traits and personality points being equal), I will choose the Wookiee muff without a moment's hesitation.
 
2012-07-26 07:24:14 AM
Pandora's Litterbox: Wellon Dowd: browntimmy: I don't mind hair, but when there's so much you can't even see what you want to look at, it sort of defeats the purpose.

It should be thick enough to stop a bullet.

I'll just leave it that I personally prefer the halfway point between what she's sporting in the linked pic and total bereftness of follicles but should I ever be provided with a choice betwixt that and utter hairlessness (with all other characteristics and traits and personality points being equal), I will choose the Wookiee muff without a moment's hesitation.


Actually, this. But the emphasis on hairlessness is just silly. Unless you're a porn star, of course, prepared for the closeup.
 
2012-07-26 07:37:56 AM
ChubbyTiger: Actually, this. But the emphasis on hairlessness is just silly. Unless you're a porn star, of course, prepared for the closeup.

The thing is, Demi shaves now. Look at that pic further up thread, you can't get a 70s muff under those kind of panties without some sticking out the sides.
Demi, those guys you were with, they are clowns and didn't appreciate you.
/call me.
 
2012-07-26 08:03:22 AM
Well, if he could have found the real Demi Moore underneath all that plastic, saline and silicone, then maybe he'd have stuck around.
 
2012-07-26 02:01:33 PM
Rich Cream: slayer199: Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.

But why would Kunis hook up with him?


I hear women say he's good-looking. Can you believe that shiat? All I see is diner mouth and the forehead of a retarded whale.


I'm gay and completely don't get it. His body is nice, but his face combined with his demeanor ruins it.
 
2012-07-27 12:47:53 AM
Buttknuckle: Rich Cream: slayer199: Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.

But why would Kunis hook up with him?


I hear women say he's good-looking. Can you believe that shiat? All I see is diner mouth and the forehead of a retarded whale.

I'm gay and completely don't get it. His body is nice, but his face combined with his demeanor ruins it.


Guys, girls, and anyone else - he's tall, thin and rich. What the fark else does he need?
 
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