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(Fox News)   Demi Moore devastated over being replaced with a younger, prettier model   (foxnews.com) divider line 75
    More: Obvious, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, lovein, romance  
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2012-07-25 09:31:24 AM
Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.
 
2012-07-25 09:45:11 AM
He test drove that model before, and never quite forgot it...
 
2012-07-25 09:57:11 AM
Why Mila, why?
 
2012-07-25 09:57:36 AM
I would like to offer my services in consoling her in her time of need.
 
2012-07-25 10:01:53 AM
Friends with Benefits was pretty amusing.

That is all.
 
2012-07-25 10:02:04 AM

Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.


But why would Kunis hook up with him?
 
2012-07-25 10:03:20 AM

ManateeGag: I would like to offer my services in consoling her in her time of need.


I'd be more than happy to let Demi Moore use me as a sex toy while she got over her issues. she can totally abandon me afterwards too. I'm cool with it.
 
2012-07-25 10:03:21 AM

slayer199: But why would Kunis hook up with him?


Maybe she's taking a break from men.
 
2012-07-25 10:05:53 AM
She needs to take a step back and reflect on the fact that she is mooning over Ashton Kutcher.
 
2012-07-25 10:06:58 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-25 10:08:23 AM

Weaver95: ManateeGag: I would like to offer my services in consoling her in her time of need.

I'd be more than happy to let Demi Moore use me as a sex toy while she got over her issues. she can totally abandon me afterwards too. I'm cool with it.


Read up on her background. Her issues will never be gotten over. She's all yours.
 
2012-07-25 10:08:30 AM
Did she think he was going to date another 50 year old?
 
2012-07-25 10:11:36 AM

Lsherm: Well, it's bad for her, but I believe Kutcher deserves an internet high five for snagging Kunis.


Yeah, Um. Didn't they work together for like 8 years, snogging for at least two of them ?
 
2012-07-25 10:15:31 AM
Forget about that smarmy douche,Demi,and call me. My only condition is that you renounce Twitter for good.
 
2012-07-25 10:18:48 AM

Decillion: Weaver95: ManateeGag: I would like to offer my services in consoling her in her time of need.

I'd be more than happy to let Demi Moore use me as a sex toy while she got over her issues. she can totally abandon me afterwards too. I'm cool with it.

Read up on her background. Her issues will never be gotten over. She's all yours.


I would totally look forward to disappointing that woman in bed.
 
2012-07-25 10:21:30 AM
I have never considered demi hot at all.. even in the 80's let alone now that shes 60.. BUT.. i would gladly stab her in the neck to get a chance to clean mila's pooper with my tongue... (and yes.. i am a romantic)
 
2012-07-25 10:23:03 AM
Actress Mila, 29, and Ashton, 34, haven't formally announced their relationship yet but a source told The Sun: "They're basically living together. Like any new couple in love, they're pretty much joined at the hip."

Doesn't that make it difficult when it comes time to stick the peener in the cooter or pooper?
 
2012-07-25 10:26:41 AM
I loved her in scotland with ferguson... just seems like a great girl to hang out with.. and i have zero doubt she does A2M.... at least in my mind...
 
2012-07-25 10:27:06 AM
my brain about 'sploded when i just envisioned being sandwiched between demi and mila
 
2012-07-25 10:27:44 AM

Icetech3: I loved her in scotland with ferguson... just seems like a great girl to hang out with.. and i have zero doubt she does A2M.... at least in my mind...


ok, now brain officially 'sploded. cannot get my work done now
 
2012-07-25 10:38:44 AM
bungle its the thought of her looking up with the smeared makeup and watery eyes as she licks it clean? Yeah... that slows down thinking bout work for me also....
 
2012-07-25 10:43:12 AM

Weaver95: ManateeGag:

I would like to offer my services in consoling her in her time of need.

I'd be more than happy to let Demi Moore use me as a sex toy while she got over her issues. she can totally abandon me afterwards too. I'm cool with it.


Me three!!1!

But she sounds like my type personality-wise. Maybe she'll let me stick around if I carry her luggage.
 
2012-07-25 10:44:20 AM
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2012-07-25 10:45:41 AM
Weaver95:

Demi Moore

Isn't she a little old for you though, since you're only 17?

I'm pushing 50, probably too old for her. But I'd be really grateful and try very hard!
 
2012-07-25 10:47:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-25 11:02:06 AM

Icetech3: I have never considered demi hot at all..


www.islandconnections.com

www.moviemarket.com

hollywoodsfamousfaces.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

Yeah dude. Not hot at all.
 
2012-07-25 11:05:38 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Icetech3: I have never considered demi hot at all..



Jim, cause you find her hot doesn't mean i have to... she has the voice of patty and selma from the simpsons... In the first pic she looks like a old lady that works out non stop.. can find hotter 20 year olds all day.. and the rest is just her face.. which just doesn't work for me... but to each their own.. im sure i like some women you wouldn't :)
 
2012-07-25 11:11:34 AM
 
2012-07-25 11:22:19 AM
Mila's setting him up, getting ready to dump him and move on to an older man.

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
 
2012-07-25 11:25:17 AM
He was awesome in Arthur
 
2012-07-25 11:25:33 AM
I wonder if she really thought he was going to stay with her? She's an idiot. Like a young male in hollywood would stick with a an aging woman....
 
2012-07-25 11:34:01 AM

Lego_Addict: I wonder if she really thought he was going to stay with her? She's an idiot. Like a young male in hollywood would stick with a an aging woman....


This. Ralph Fiennes was with a cougar till he hit his 40s then he started dating younger girls.
 
2012-07-25 11:37:23 AM

Icetech3: I have never considered demi hot at all..


Show a little respect. She paid a lot for that body.

Ashton could schtupping Kunis until 2025 and she would still be younger than Demi was when they got married.
 
2012-07-25 11:37:56 AM
I have the feeling this whole article is bogus "a friend" is usually just an excuse for some hack gossip writer to make up his own story. If the divorce was over Ashton cheating on her, I guarantee you she doesn't care who he's dating. I woman scorned and all that.

If it is true, I'd be happy to be used by her to make Ashton feel jealous.
 
2012-07-25 11:44:59 AM
Talk about a lot of random thoughts in that potential relationship.

Talk about a lot of TALK...
 
2012-07-25 11:46:48 AM
Demi, if you need a penis to cry on, I'm here for you.
 
2012-07-25 12:16:04 PM
I think no one has pointed out the bigger issue here from Moore's perspective -- something that would probably be a simple and obvious explanation for why she feels like shiat: Kutcher didn't just find some other random hot chica to bone, he found a woman he knew and worked with well prior to his marriage to Moore.

For Moore, who before could say, "Well, it was great, it was fun, he loved me, now he doesn't, move on," now she has to say, "Wait a minute ... maybe he didn't really love me that whole time. Maybe he was pining for her the whole time. Maybe I was being used the whole damn time."

My current girlfriend started dating her ex-husband at 15 (when he was 18), married him at 18 and divorced from him at 29. He ran right back to the girl he was seeing before they started dating. My girlfriend is still royally pissed.

It's one of those things that, as a guy, I don't always fully get, either, but is a big deal, I think, to women. There are certain ones that want to feel like they have your full attention, changed your life, made you forget about all the other ones, etc. And when you run right back to someone you were with before, it makes them feel like they really were worthless.
 
2012-07-25 12:30:42 PM

Pfighting Polish: I think no one has pointed out the bigger issue here from Moore's perspective -- something that would probably be a simple and obvious explanation for why she feels like shiat: Kutcher didn't just find some other random hot chica to bone, he found a woman he knew and worked with well prior to his marriage to Moore.

For Moore, who before could say, "Well, it was great, it was fun, he loved me, now he doesn't, move on," now she has to say, "Wait a minute ... maybe he didn't really love me that whole time. Maybe he was pining for her the whole time. Maybe I was being used the whole damn time."

My current girlfriend started dating her ex-husband at 15 (when he was 18), married him at 18 and divorced from him at 29. He ran right back to the girl he was seeing before they started dating. My girlfriend is still royally pissed.

It's one of those things that, as a guy, I don't always fully get, either, but is a big deal, I think, to women. There are certain ones that want to feel like they have your full attention, changed your life, made you forget about all the other ones, etc. And when you run right back to someone you were with before, it makes them feel like they really were worthless.


tough shiat. I think its cute that they are together, like it was aways meant to be. People grow and change and maybe never truly stop loving someone, if you want to get back with them thats the way it is.
 
2012-07-25 12:40:44 PM

Pfighting Polish: I think no one has pointed out the bigger issue here from Moore's perspective -- something that would probably be a simple and obvious explanation for why she feels like shiat: Kutcher didn't just find some other random hot chica to bone, he found a woman he knew and worked with well prior to his marriage to Moore.

For Moore, who before could say, "Well, it was great, it was fun, he loved me, now he doesn't, move on," now she has to say, "Wait a minute ... maybe he didn't really love me that whole time. Maybe he was pining for her the whole time. Maybe I was being used the whole damn time."

My current girlfriend started dating her ex-husband at 15 (when he was 18), married him at 18 and divorced from him at 29. He ran right back to the girl he was seeing before they started dating. My girlfriend is still royally pissed.

It's one of those things that, as a guy, I don't always fully get, either, but is a big deal, I think, to women. There are certain ones that want to feel like they have your full attention, changed your life, made you forget about all the other ones, etc. And when you run right back to someone you were with before, it makes them feel like they really were worthless.


I think the bigger issue is that you are staying with a woman that is 30+..... time to trade in and up:)
 
2012-07-25 12:58:01 PM
Somewhere Bruce Willis is smiling
 
2012-07-25 01:07:46 PM

JohnnyAqua: Somewhere Bruce Willis is smiling


Yep.

img140.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-25 01:11:23 PM
Time's a biatch, eh Demi?
 
2012-07-25 01:32:22 PM
Demi is also estranged from her three daughters who have recently said their mom needs to "step back and take a deep breath."

Even her daughters are saying "step away from the crazy woman."
 
2012-07-25 02:04:37 PM
I have to admit, i'm a little curious, has there been any instance yet of fallout from Bruce Willis to Ashton? I mean, sure Bruce isn't with demi anymore, but Ashton kinda messed with Bruce's kids.
 
2012-07-25 02:13:54 PM

Icetech3: Pfighting Polish: I think no one has pointed out the bigger issue here from Moore's perspective -- something that would probably be a simple and obvious explanation for why she feels like shiat: Kutcher didn't just find some other random hot chica to bone, he found a woman he knew and worked with well prior to his marriage to Moore.

For Moore, who before could say, "Well, it was great, it was fun, he loved me, now he doesn't, move on," now she has to say, "Wait a minute ... maybe he didn't really love me that whole time. Maybe he was pining for her the whole time. Maybe I was being used the whole damn time."

My current girlfriend started dating her ex-husband at 15 (when he was 18), married him at 18 and divorced from him at 29. He ran right back to the girl he was seeing before they started dating. My girlfriend is still royally pissed.

It's one of those things that, as a guy, I don't always fully get, either, but is a big deal, I think, to women. There are certain ones that want to feel like they have your full attention, changed your life, made you forget about all the other ones, etc. And when you run right back to someone you were with before, it makes them feel like they really were worthless.

I think the bigger issue is that you are staying with a woman that is 30+..... time to trade in and up:)



Agreed.
Any woman person who has been with a guy person that long and wasn't the one who did the dumping .... isn't going to get over it easily. You have some pretty big red flags being thrown up in your face with the fact that she even cares enough to mention it.

Trade in for a newer model. You're woman is broke.
 
2012-07-25 02:21:24 PM
FTFA: Meanwhile, Demi,49, has apparently been hit hard by the fact that Ashton is now dating somebody significantly younger than her.

Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, Pot.
 
2012-07-25 02:44:14 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: She needs to take a step back and reflect on the fact that she is mooning over Ashton Kutcher.


Then a step forward,

then a step back.

cha cha cha.

little pickles
 
2012-07-25 04:01:20 PM
she has a voice so husky it can pull a sled
 
2012-07-25 04:08:39 PM
She's upset because she wanted some of Mila's Kunis for herself if you know what I mean

/and I think you do
 
2012-07-25 04:25:34 PM

That Magnificent Bastard!: she has a voice so husky it can pull a sled


*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Go ooooonnnn....
 
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