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(Reuters)   You know, we all hate Vladimir Putin. However, he did just stop Bashar al-Assad from gassing his own people. So, he has that going for him. Which is nice   (reuters.com) divider line 21
    More: Interesting, Bashar al-Assad, President Vladimir Putin, Assad, chemical weapons, Prime Minister of Turkey, poison gas, Kremlins, Libyan rebels  
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2012-07-25 08:56:51 AM  
4 votes:
bitsandpieces.us
2012-07-25 08:49:00 AM  
3 votes:

Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel." Launch the missiles. There's no way in hell I'm going to lose New York and Florida in the next election.


FTFY
2012-07-25 08:47:12 AM  
2 votes:
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
2012-07-25 08:44:45 AM  
2 votes:
He makes Obama sit down when he pees and when they are on the yard Obama has to keep his finger in Putins beltloop. The guy is a bad ass
2012-07-25 08:42:21 AM  
2 votes:

Handsome B. Wonderful: I don't live in Russia, so why would I hate Putin?


I've never understood the hate for delicious gravy and cheese. But then again I'm Canadian , eh?
2012-07-25 12:34:11 PM  
1 votes:
Lots of Putin love in here. Sounds like quite a few Farkers have gotten Escalade rides and home-cooked meals in palaces.
2012-07-25 10:57:29 AM  
1 votes:

Tatterdemalian: jaybeezey: Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."

You forgot the last line:

Israel: "Oh well, begin Operation "Glass Damascus".

Didn't happen when Saddam launched SCUDs at Tel Aviv, probably won't happen if Assad does the same.

/Assad would end up like Saddam
//his only other option is ending up like Ghaddafi, though


As long as they are scuds with explosive warheads you are right, Israel would just pound Syria with conventional weapons. If Syria were to use chemical weapons against Israel all bets are off. For some reason that I can't recall right off the top of my head, Jewish people in general have been real touchy about poison gas for the last 70 years or so. This is especially true for Jews that left certain European nations and moved to the middle east after a small disagreement with the political party that ruled a large portion of Europe at the time.

I can't think of any course of action more ill advised than gassing Jews in Israel.
2012-07-25 10:56:26 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: President Barack Obama said on Monday that Assad would be held accountable if he made the "tragic mistake" of using his chemical weapons.

Subby: Go Vladimir!

I love politics.
2012-07-25 09:55:54 AM  
1 votes:
The former KGB Colonel is just a big pussy cat...

dennerman: Lol, I came here to say, "Why would we hate Putin?".


Challenge accepted... Link

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2012-07-25 08:59:02 AM  
1 votes:

Icetech3: BTW... the making obama sit down to pee thing is AWESOME


Hell, Michelle has made him do that their whole marriage.
2012-07-25 08:57:25 AM  
1 votes:

deeproy: FTFY


IT may shock you, but there are people in NY and FL who aren't jewish. Many of whom might not want to start into a full bore WMD style war.
2012-07-25 08:56:48 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyG: When Putin goes hunting in the jungle, he goes alone.

And the dangerous animals of the jungle land dead at his feet.

Because there's no point in standing up against pure awesome.


I think you have him confused with Chuck Norris

/Subby, Hitler didnt kill ALL the jews so i guess he has that going for him right?
//apologist retard
///tolerance of evil is a crime
2012-07-25 08:52:22 AM  
1 votes:
I assume Pooty-Poot solved this crisis by flexing for 26 minutes.
2012-07-25 08:51:10 AM  
1 votes:

Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."


You forgot the last line:

Israel: "Oh well, begin Operation "Glass Damascus".
2012-07-25 08:50:08 AM  
1 votes:

way south: Middle eastern countries don't have chemical weapons.


Syria got all of Saddam's, remember?
2012-07-25 08:47:14 AM  
1 votes:
When Putin goes hunting in the jungle, he goes alone.

And the dangerous animals of the jungle land dead at his feet.

Because there's no point in standing up against pure awesome.
2012-07-25 08:45:02 AM  
1 votes:
Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."
2012-07-25 08:43:05 AM  
1 votes:
Hey, so long as Assad is still allowed to shoot them, right?
2012-07-25 08:40:03 AM  
1 votes:
Actually, I'm a huge fan of Putin. His media image is one every leader should attempt to mimic and fail miserably while doing so, because no one is as awesome as Vladimir Putin.
2012-07-25 08:38:01 AM  
1 votes:
Putin is Stalin and Assad is Hitler. I'm surprised they haven't made a porn tape together.

Yob Tvoyu Mat Putin.
2012-07-25 08:37:15 AM  
1 votes:
I don't know anyone that hates putin... it would be nice to have a leader thats a real man.. not some rich lying piece of shiat or the other rich lying piece of shiat....
 
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