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(Reuters)   You know, we all hate Vladimir Putin. However, he did just stop Bashar al-Assad from gassing his own people. So, he has that going for him. Which is nice   (reuters.com) divider line 112
    More: Interesting, Bashar al-Assad, President Vladimir Putin, Assad, chemical weapons, Prime Minister of Turkey, poison gas, Kremlins, Libyan rebels  
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2012-07-25 08:37:15 AM
I don't know anyone that hates putin... it would be nice to have a leader thats a real man.. not some rich lying piece of shiat or the other rich lying piece of shiat....
 
2012-07-25 08:37:37 AM
I wouldn't say I *hate* the man - he is just surrounded by propaganda, just like every other politician in the known world. it just depends on who's propaganda you're sold on. If you're not buying, stay neutral.
 
2012-07-25 08:38:01 AM
Putin is Stalin and Assad is Hitler. I'm surprised they haven't made a porn tape together.

Yob Tvoyu Mat Putin.
 
2012-07-25 08:39:50 AM
I don't live in Russia, so why would I hate Putin?
 
2012-07-25 08:40:03 AM
Actually, I'm a huge fan of Putin. His media image is one every leader should attempt to mimic and fail miserably while doing so, because no one is as awesome as Vladimir Putin.
 
2012-07-25 08:42:21 AM

Handsome B. Wonderful: I don't live in Russia, so why would I hate Putin?


I've never understood the hate for delicious gravy and cheese. But then again I'm Canadian , eh?
 
2012-07-25 08:43:05 AM
Hey, so long as Assad is still allowed to shoot them, right?
 
2012-07-25 08:44:45 AM
He makes Obama sit down when he pees and when they are on the yard Obama has to keep his finger in Putins beltloop. The guy is a bad ass
 
2012-07-25 08:45:02 AM
Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."
 
2012-07-25 08:45:09 AM
I don't hate Putin.
 
2012-07-25 08:46:22 AM

Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel...


...USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."


Israel single-handedly erases Assad.
 
2012-07-25 08:46:34 AM
Forgive me for choosing this point in time to follow Winston Wolf's sage advice. Maybe if Russia would stop propping up Syria, Assad wouldn't be in the position to gas his fellow citizens.
 
2012-07-25 08:47:07 AM
Someone had better get in here quick and take up an opposing stance of Putin love.
 
2012-07-25 08:47:12 AM
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
 
2012-07-25 08:47:14 AM
When Putin goes hunting in the jungle, he goes alone.

And the dangerous animals of the jungle land dead at his feet.

Because there's no point in standing up against pure awesome.
 
2012-07-25 08:47:54 AM
Middle eastern countries don't have chemical weapons.
 
2012-07-25 08:49:00 AM

Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel." Launch the missiles. There's no way in hell I'm going to lose New York and Florida in the next election.


FTFY
 
2012-07-25 08:49:10 AM

way south: t


or nukes...
 
2012-07-25 08:50:06 AM
Lol, I came here to say, "Why would we hate Putin?", but I see every other poster beat me to the punch.
 
2012-07-25 08:50:08 AM

way south: Middle eastern countries don't have chemical weapons.


Syria got all of Saddam's, remember?
 
2012-07-25 08:50:13 AM
will have to assume the subby was being sarcastic? Can't see any hate here at all..

BTW... the making obama sit down to pee thing is AWESOME
 
2012-07-25 08:50:27 AM
That's the only intelligent thing Putin could do. It becomes very hard for Russia to block UN action on Syria if chemical weapons are being used. By keeping the things off the table, there's still a chance for Assad to win the civil war and keep Syria in Russia's weakening sphere of Middle Eastern influence. If the rebels win, and Obama launches Operation Ajax 2 in his second term, Russia is back to where they started when the Tsarists were trying to move themselves south in the 19th century. In short we're back on the winning side of the Great Game, and it's scaring the hell out of Putin.
 
2012-07-25 08:51:10 AM

Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."


You forgot the last line:

Israel: "Oh well, begin Operation "Glass Damascus".
 
2012-07-25 08:52:22 AM
I assume Pooty-Poot solved this crisis by flexing for 26 minutes.
 
2012-07-25 08:52:52 AM

jaybeezey: Tatterdemalian: Most likely result: Assad launches WMDs at Israel.

Assad: "You only said not to launch them at the rebels, nothing about launching them at the Jews."
Putin: "He's right, sorry USA. Our hands are tied. Heh heh heh."
Rebels: "Oh, he's killing Jews? I guess Assad's not so bad, and we'd better support him or Israel will obliterate us all."
Israel: "OMGWTFBBQ. We demand our allies join us in fighting back."
USA: "Uh... sorry, but we decided you're not worth starting WWIII over. You're on your own, Israel."

You forgot the last line:

Israel: "Oh well, begin Operation "Glass Damascus".


Wouldn't happen. Just wet dreams.
 
2012-07-25 08:53:13 AM
Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.
 
2012-07-25 08:56:48 AM

JonnyG: When Putin goes hunting in the jungle, he goes alone.

And the dangerous animals of the jungle land dead at his feet.

Because there's no point in standing up against pure awesome.


I think you have him confused with Chuck Norris

/Subby, Hitler didnt kill ALL the jews so i guess he has that going for him right?
//apologist retard
///tolerance of evil is a crime
 
2012-07-25 08:56:51 AM
bitsandpieces.us
 
2012-07-25 08:56:56 AM
If they start using WMD's... Obama pretty much has to invade at that point. Nobody wants that.
 
2012-07-25 08:57:25 AM

deeproy: FTFY


IT may shock you, but there are people in NY and FL who aren't jewish. Many of whom might not want to start into a full bore WMD style war.
 
2012-07-25 08:59:02 AM

Icetech3: BTW... the making obama sit down to pee thing is AWESOME


Hell, Michelle has made him do that their whole marriage.
 
2012-07-25 08:59:09 AM
this is horrible but hear me out. i kinda wish the syrians would use gas. then it would be unpalatable for anyone to support them, and might induce nato to actually do something. and lets face it. many of the rebels are going to die anyway, gas or not.
 
2012-07-25 08:59:19 AM
Well, everyone knows Bashar al-Assad has no chance against him in Mahjong.

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-07-25 09:00:24 AM

SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.


He's no different than a Western politician. He just doesn't sugar coat it. Besides, Romney IS evading taxes.
 
2012-07-25 09:00:32 AM
i don't hate vladimir putin. never met the man. and i've long since given up hope and faith that the american media is telling me the truth.
 
2012-07-25 09:01:12 AM
I'm guessing the conversation went something like this;

Bashar: I'm thinking of gassing the people that refuse to bow down to me.

Putin: If you do that you'll enrage the West enough to bomb the crap out of your cities and hunt you and your family down with drones.

Bashar: Eh, on second thought I don't think I'll gas the people that refuse to bow down to me.
 
2012-07-25 09:04:21 AM

SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.


I can't get past imagining a system that would put a rich and powerful person in jail for tax evasion, or anything really.
 
2012-07-25 09:04:31 AM

Icetech3: I don't know anyone that hates putin... it would be nice to have a leader thats a real man.. not some rich lying piece of shiat or the other rich lying piece of shiat....


"lying rich piece of shiat". You've described Tsar Vladimir perfectly.

The only reason the Russians are against Syria using gas is that if they do, it's all over and Russia's lost a big customer for their attack helicopters and fighter jets. Putin would rather Assad just keep using the Russian supplied helicopters and jets against the Syrian populace so Vlad can keep selling him bombs and rockets.
 
2012-07-25 09:05:57 AM

JonnyG: SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.

He's no different than a Western politician. He just doesn't sugar coat it. Besides, Romney IS evading taxes.


He didnt say he was different than Western politicians.
 
2012-07-25 09:06:48 AM
So Assad can still continue slaughtering his own people, just at a slower rate? Yeah that makes everything all better.
 
2012-07-25 09:08:00 AM

Gunny Highway: JonnyG: SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.

He's no different than a Western politician. He just doesn't sugar coat it. Besides, Romney IS evading taxes.

He didnt say he was different than Western politicians.


He also didn't say you shouldn't hate Western politicians as well.
 
2012-07-25 09:08:38 AM

Icetech3: I don't know anyone that hates putin... it would be nice to have a leader thats a real man.. not some rich lying piece of shiat or the other rich lying piece of shiat....


I'm not sure what makes you think Putin isn't rich... or a liar for that matter since he's KGB. The most obvious lie was "Dmitry Medvedev is the president, not me".
 
2012-07-25 09:11:15 AM

Gunny Highway: JonnyG: SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.

Because that is exactly what Vladimir Putin did to Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Vladimir Putin is not a good guy. You should hate him and you should feel justified hating him.

He's no different than a Western politician. He just doesn't sugar coat it. Besides, Romney IS evading taxes.

He didnt say he was different than Western politicians.


Wouldn't him not sugar coating things make him different than your typical Western politicians?
 
2012-07-25 09:11:41 AM

Gunny Highway: Someone had better get in here quick and take up an opposing stance of Putin love.

OK:
Sudo-Apt-get-oppose/stance-Putin/love.


There.
 
2012-07-25 09:12:04 AM

JonnyG: Actually, I'm a huge fan of Putin. His media image is one every leader should attempt to mimic and fail miserably while doing so, because no one is as awesome as Vladimir Putin.


He's to Russia what Teddy Roosevelt was to the US.
 
2012-07-25 09:12:56 AM

JonnyG: He's no different than a Western politician. He just doesn't sugar coat it. Besides, Romney IS evading taxes.


Good points. I think Obama should have Romney arrested, perhaps for the whole pretending to be at Bain after he retired stuff. Or for tax evasion. Let's see how that works out for Obama here in the good ol' US of A.

Putin had Khodorkovsky arrested because he was about to lose an election to him. That is the only reason.
 
2012-07-25 09:13:19 AM

degenerate-afro: I'm not sure what makes you think Putin isn't rich... or a liar for that matter since he's KGB. The most obvious lie was "Dmitry Medvedev is the president, not me".


That's the kind of talk that gets pollonium Putin your sandwich.
 
2012-07-25 09:17:04 AM

stir22: i don't hate vladimir putin. never met the man. and i've long since given up hope and faith that the american media is telling me the truth.


You could listen to the Russian media to find reasons why you should hate him...but those reporters tend to die rather young for some reason
 
2012-07-25 09:17:05 AM

SlothB77: Imagine if Obama was losing to Mitt Romney in the polls and so Obama decided to make up bogus charges of tax evasion against Mitt Romney. Then, using a kangaroo court, Obama had Mitt Romney convicted of those charges and sent to a labor camp in siber-, er, Alaska for 10+ years.


fapfapfapfapfapfap ...

...

What!??
 
2012-07-25 09:17:27 AM

fireclown: deeproy: FTFY

IT may shock you, but there are people in NY and FL who aren't jewish. Many of whom might not want to start into a full bore WMD style war.


But half of those others in FL are Cuban, who don't love the Israelis but do hate the Russians.
 
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