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Was the neighbor a pterodactyl? Because everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar... and the reflective sheen of a porcelain tank lid.
Rufus Lee King:He appears to have attacked the neighbor with the porcelain tank lid, not the "bowl lid" (toilet seat, did they mean?) Cracking someone with the tank lid would indeed justify an attempted murder charge. Serious business, that.
The officers began to set up a perimeter around the home to contain Hetzel when he jumped over a back wall into an adjacent backyard, undetected by police, the report said.
Can't believe they took their eyes off the guy to start with. Wonder why they didn't taser him?
FunkOut:Rufus Lee King: He appears to have attacked the neighbor with the porcelain tank lid, not the "bowl lid" (toilet seat, did they mean?) Cracking someone with the tank lid would indeed justify an attempted murder charge. Serious business, that.
Tank lids are heavy duty weapons.
I don't know how it is in your house, but around here, we don't put our heavy doody in the tank.
flyingdream:The officers began to set up a perimeter around the home to contain Hetzel when he jumped over a back wall into an adjacent backyard, undetected by police, the report said.
Can't believe they took their eyes off the guy to start with. Wonder why they didn't taser him?
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