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(Las Vegas Sun)   Man arrested after attacking neighbor with guitar, toilet bowl lid   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 31
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2012-07-24 10:51:35 PM  
Was it New Jack?
 
2012-07-24 11:19:22 PM  
The suspected weapon
www.dekedickerson.com
 
2012-07-25 12:00:01 AM  
uncrate.com
 
2012-07-25 12:06:12 AM  
Oh it breaks my heart to see those chars
Smashing a perfectly good guitar
I don't know who they think they are
Smashing a perfectly good guitar
 
2012-07-25 12:16:44 AM  
I don't think Toilet Lid Hero is going to catch on.
 
2012-07-25 12:19:32 AM  

Chariset: I don't think Toilet Lid Hero is going to catch on.


Bit it's a Wee game...
 
2012-07-25 03:12:25 AM  
mqotd.com
 
2012-07-25 04:42:31 AM  
"struck the homeowner over the head with a guitar"

Damn, that's worse than a bat.
 
2012-07-25 05:08:55 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

//obligatory
 
2012-07-25 05:10:37 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-25 05:23:06 AM  
Was the neighbor a pterodactyl? Because everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar... and the reflective sheen of a porcelain tank lid.
 
2012-07-25 05:25:25 AM  

Cyno01: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x215]


Too late.
 
2012-07-25 05:27:55 AM  
came for honkey tank man, sad to walk away without
 
2012-07-25 05:30:31 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Cyno01: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x215]

Too late.


ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-07-25 05:30:55 AM  
Well, some guitars are ok to fight with. Fender Telecaster? Good to fight your way out of the bar and stay in tune.

Les Paul? No so much. But that also depends on the year of LP.
 
2012-07-25 05:44:28 AM  

Rufus Lee King: He appears to have attacked the neighbor with the porcelain tank lid, not the "bowl lid" (toilet seat, did they mean?) Cracking someone with the tank lid would indeed justify an attempted murder charge. Serious business, that.


Tank lids are heavy duty weapons.
 
2012-07-25 05:56:46 AM  
In the heyday of B.C. Rich attacking someone with a guitar was a guaranteed impalement.
 
2012-07-25 05:59:03 AM  

elffster: Well, some guitars are ok to fight with. Fender Telecaster? Good to fight your way out of the bar and stay in tune.

Les Paul? No so much. But that also depends on the year of LP.


Keef agrees:

Link
 
2012-07-25 05:59:30 AM  
So, that's Yngwie Malmsteen is up to these days...
 
2012-07-25 06:08:42 AM  
The officers began to set up a perimeter around the home to contain Hetzel when he jumped over a back wall into an adjacent backyard, undetected by police, the report said.


Can't believe they took their eyes off the guy to start with. Wonder why they didn't taser him?
 
2012-07-25 06:16:29 AM  

FunkOut: Rufus Lee King: He appears to have attacked the neighbor with the porcelain tank lid, not the "bowl lid" (toilet seat, did they mean?) Cracking someone with the tank lid would indeed justify an attempted murder charge. Serious business, that.

Tank lids are heavy duty weapons.


I don't know how it is in your house, but around here, we don't put our heavy doody in the tank.
 
2012-07-25 06:16:53 AM  
img.skitch.com
 
2012-07-25 06:20:45 AM  
img341.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-25 06:40:24 AM  
Dusty Rhodes Approves.

Link
 
2012-07-25 07:23:17 AM  
images.halloweencostumes.org

That'll leave a mark.
 
2012-07-25 07:38:26 AM  
Jeff Jarrett?
 
2012-07-25 09:03:59 AM  

machoprogrammer: Jeff Jarrett?


Nah. It was probably this guy;

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-07-25 10:33:33 AM  
"Watch the guitar." - Duane Duke
 
2012-07-25 10:51:57 AM  

flyingdream: The officers began to set up a perimeter around the home to contain Hetzel when he jumped over a back wall into an adjacent backyard, undetected by police, the report said.


Can't believe they took their eyes off the guy to start with. Wonder why they didn't taser him?


Yeah, that was some fine police work there, Lou.
 
2012-07-25 11:07:45 AM  
Came for El Kabong.

Leaving happy.
 
2012-07-25 01:55:52 PM  
Wanted for questioning
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