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(Des Moines Register)   The Iowa State Fair unveils the greatest culinary creation seen by man: The Double Bacon Corn Dog   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 67
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2012-07-24 10:06:43 PM  
Mmmmm
 
2012-07-24 10:29:14 PM  
I'm not really a big corndog fan, but... damn that looks good

/I think I felt a coronary artery clogging up just reading about it
 
2012-07-24 10:31:23 PM  
That's horrible and you're horrible. Feel bad about that.

/No Maple Syrup??
 
2012-07-24 10:36:46 PM  
Evil. Pure unadulterated evil.

/checks prices for flights to Iowa
 
2012-07-24 10:40:42 PM  
This country sounds fat
 
2012-07-24 10:47:31 PM  
Want.

Honey dijon or maple mustard.
 
2012-07-24 11:26:30 PM  
I'm getting tired, I read that as Double Bacon Cam. I thought they strapped a camera to a pig.

...ugh. That looks horrible. I'm getting sharp pains in my left arm just looking at that.
 
2012-07-24 11:36:56 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Want.

Honey dijon or maple mustard.


F**k mustard. You dip shiat like that in Cinnabon icing. Or congealed bacon grease. Or both.
 
2012-07-25 12:26:07 AM  

Mugato: I'm getting tired, I read that as Double Bacon Cam. I thought they strapped a camera to a pig.

...ugh. That looks horrible. I'm getting sharp pains in my left arm just looking at that.


Oh walk it off.

Lsherm: AbbeySomeone: Want.

Honey dijon or maple mustard.

F**k mustard. You dip shiat like that in Cinnabon icing. Or congealed bacon grease. Or both.


You said what about mustard?

*pulls off hoop earrings, hands them to friend.
 
2012-07-25 12:50:09 AM  
www.teflonslope.com
 
2012-07-25 01:30:48 AM  
That looks disgusting.
 
2012-07-25 03:16:09 AM  
www.myalohavibe.com
Tiffany approves!
 
2012-07-25 03:29:00 AM  
it looks like a deep-fried penis.


that said i'll put it in my mouth. definetly want chili to dip it in.
 
2012-07-25 03:53:06 AM  
On the left hand margin, there is a list of "More Iowa State Fair foods".

Just ick.
 
2012-07-25 03:56:10 AM  
The Bacon Bacon Food Truck in San Francisco recently started experimenting with Bacon Breaded Breasts.
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/bacon breaded [chicken] breasts
 
2012-07-25 03:56:16 AM  

muck1969: Evil. Pure unadulterated evil.

/checks prices for flights to Iowa


I'll just wait until October, when the Texas State Fair monopolizes a bad part of Dallas.

/Provided my European trip doesn't end in a detention over there in September.
 
2012-07-25 04:01:27 AM  

borg: Tiffany approves!


I lol'd....
 
2012-07-25 04:10:47 AM  
Meh. Needs more DERP sauce.
 
2012-07-25 04:13:57 AM  
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2012-07-25 04:14:39 AM  
Pfft.

I'd put bacon-wrapped deep-fried s'mores against those.
 
2012-07-25 04:47:29 AM  
Speaking of cookies.

lordargent.com

WTF is this shiat!?

// content renders fine, then they pop up an overlay saying cookies are required. Click the 'X' to close the overlay and they redirect you to their index page.

// 'nuke anything' to the rescue.
 
2012-07-25 04:51:41 AM  
The DesMoines Register tells me that I only have 10 free articles left.

What would I ever do without my favorite source of drunken, inbred, hillbilly, bumpkin, blue-collar, uneducated, corn husking news organization? I guess I'll have to stick with Fark.com...
 
2012-07-25 05:03:19 AM  
s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-07-25 05:16:32 AM  
FTA: "Keeping (the bacon) on the hot dog took a lot of experimenting," he said. So don't even try to bribe the sweaty teenagers working the stand for the secret."

That's easy. Use wood toothpicks. I've cooked bacon wrapped hot dogs that way. Of course, the toothpicks get removed before eating
 
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2012-07-25 05:31:56 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: FTA: "Keeping (the bacon) on the hot dog took a lot of experimenting," he said. So don't even try to bribe the sweaty teenagers working the stand for the secret."

That's easy. Use wood toothpicks. I've cooked bacon wrapped hot dogs that way. Of course, the toothpicks get removed before eating


indeed
considering you can see a hole in the bacon right in the picture, I'd say that's probably it

Besides, the stapler kept squashing the hot dog.
 
2012-07-25 05:35:02 AM  
Honestly, this doesn't sound all that thrilling.
Don't get me wrong -- it doesn't sound bad, and I'd happily try one, but culinary nirvana? Bah. More like culinary laziness. I love bacon and all, but this bullsh*t where people wrap bacon around anything and pretend as if they've created some work of culinary genius is just stupid.

This is run of the mill fair food and I can think of dozens of better ways to eat bacon.
 
2012-07-25 05:52:27 AM  
I love bacon.
I love corn.
I love dogs.

This... sounds awful.

/woof
 
2012-07-25 05:54:27 AM  
So now News organizations are tracing your IP and putting a limit on the stories you can view what a bunch of farktards
 
2012-07-25 05:55:06 AM  

Oysterman:


Nice coming from "Oysterman"! My bacon wrapped stuffed and smoked jalapenos with garlic and onion poder, breakfast sausage and cream cheese SQUASH this corndog nonsense!
 
2012-07-25 06:05:11 AM  
I wonder if Michelle Bachmann is going to take a big bite out of this...

/Her husband certainly will
 
2012-07-25 06:23:35 AM  
Serve this with a side of Open Pit sauce, and I'm in.

/not fat, yet
 
2012-07-25 06:32:09 AM  
Let me know when the deep-fried chocolate-covered bacon-jerky is available.
 
2012-07-25 06:59:11 AM  

brimed03: I love dogs.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-25 07:09:03 AM  

Jamdug!: That's horrible and you're horrible. Feel bad about that.

/No Maple Syrup??


I'm not sure if that's disgusting or brilliant. I know what all of those things taste like but my brain just can't simulate the combo.
 
2012-07-25 07:13:35 AM  
I have 10 more views left. Well that and we're gonna be paying for a lot of bypass surgery in a few years, but in the mean time . . .
 
2012-07-25 07:54:57 AM  
i'm going to the iowa state fair this year. i've never been, but i know that it's considered one of the top two or three in the country. i think i'm going to need a cleanse afterwards, though...
 
2012-07-25 07:58:39 AM  

jtown: Jamdug!: That's horrible and you're horrible. Feel bad about that.

/No Maple Syrup??

I'm not sure if that's disgusting or brilliant. I know what all of those things taste like but my brain just can't simulate the combo.


Really? Haven't you ever had a huge plate of breakfast... stuff... with pancakes and bacon and eggs and the bacon gets maple syrup on it... it's farking delicious.

Damnit, I'm hungry.
 
2012-07-25 08:02:52 AM  

Mose: jtown: Jamdug!: That's horrible and you're horrible. Feel bad about that.

/No Maple Syrup??

I'm not sure if that's disgusting or brilliant. I know what all of those things taste like but my brain just can't simulate the combo.

Really? Haven't you ever had a huge plate of breakfast... stuff... with pancakes and bacon and eggs and the bacon gets maple syrup on it... it's farking delicious.

Damnit, I'm hungry.


Never with a corndog. Corndogs have never been on my breakfast plate. And they get mustard.
 
2012-07-25 08:11:12 AM  
You've got all the major fair food groups - batter, pork, fried and stick - all in one neat little hand-held bundle.

Yep. That covers it.
 
2012-07-25 08:15:26 AM  
Keep your goddamn bacon away from my weenie, also, why the fark would you deep fry bacon?
It is already deep fried in the pig's butt while it is alive.
 
2012-07-25 08:20:16 AM  
fail. they've had these in europe forever now.
 
2012-07-25 08:32:55 AM  

cajunns: So now News organizations are tracing your IP and putting a limit on the stories you can view what a bunch of farktards


This paper must be a Gannett rag. My local daily paper (Green Bay Press-Gazette) went to this stupid Limit to 10 free articles per non-subscriber IP bullshiat, too. Same thing for the paper of my Alma mater's hometown.
 
2012-07-25 08:35:23 AM  

pippi longstocking: The DesMoines Register tells me that I only have 10 free articles left.

What would I ever do without my favorite source of drunken, inbred, hillbilly, bumpkin, blue-collar, uneducated, corn husking news organization? I guess I'll have to stick with Fark.com...


I guess you will just have to go back to reading your fountain valley news and the excitement of the "new car show" on main or the "dance blast" that brought tens of people to join in! ... yes now THAT is a newspaper...
 
2012-07-25 08:36:21 AM  

hershy799: I wonder if Michelle Bachmann is going to take a big bite out of this...

/Her husband certainly will


A corn dog article with only ONE Michele Bachmann comment?

/what the fark happened to the Fark I used to know
 
2012-07-25 08:36:27 AM  

hershy799: I wonder if Michelle Bachmann is going to take a big bite out of this...

/Her husband certainly will


WIN
 
2012-07-25 08:40:53 AM  

eon: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: FTA: "Keeping (the bacon) on the hot dog took a lot of experimenting," he said. So don't even try to bribe the sweaty teenagers working the stand for the secret."

That's easy. Use wood toothpicks. I've cooked bacon wrapped hot dogs that way. Of course, the toothpicks get removed before eating

indeed
considering you can see a hole in the bacon right in the picture, I'd say that's probably it

Besides, the stapler kept squashing the hot dog.


Came to say this...stapling bacon to hotdogs just doesn't work out like you would hope. Plus those staple guns are dangerous.
 
2012-07-25 08:45:00 AM  
amm002.files.wordpress.com
Put THIS on a stick!
 
2012-07-25 09:03:59 AM  
Whoa, that's a full corn dog, all the way. Double bacon corn dog, oh my god! It's a double bacon corn dog all the way. Whoa, that's so intense! Whoa! Man! Wow! Whoa, Uu, Whoa, Oh, Whoa Oh OH! Oh My God! OH MY GOD! AH AH AH! God! WHOW! OHHHH! OH, OH OH! WOW!! WOOOAH! YAAAAA! Oh! Oh My, oh, my God! Oh my god! Look at that! It's starting to look like a triple bacon corn dog. Oh, my god, its full on. Double bacon corn dog all the way across my mouth!
 
2012-07-25 09:09:40 AM  
I wounder if they will be half price on Beat Whitey Night?
 
2012-07-25 09:10:14 AM  

astinkywind: Whoa, that's a full corn dog, all the way. Double bacon corn dog, oh my god! It's a double bacon corn dog all the way. Whoa, that's so intense! Whoa! Man! Wow! Whoa, Uu, Whoa, Oh, Whoa Oh OH! Oh My God! OH MY GOD! AH AH AH! God! WHOW! OHHHH! OH, OH OH! WOW!! WOOOAH! YAAAAA! Oh! Oh My, oh, my God! Oh my god! Look at that! It's starting to look like a triple bacon corn dog. Oh, my god, its full on. Double bacon corn dog all the way across my mouth!


What does it mean?
 
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