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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Staples: you've got questions, we've got vicious attack dogs   (suntimes.com) divider line 21
    More: Scary, Police Chief Frank Fagiano, German Shepherd, automatic door, State Farm, U.S. Park Police, Chicago Police  
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8088 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2012 at 4:33 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-25 05:57:11 AM
3 votes:
"Thank god, they didn't come into this store. I would have died," she said.

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2012-07-25 06:33:19 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: They ran into the doors at Staples, which opened because they're automatic doors," he said.

Witness the stunning power to grasp the obvious.
2012-07-24 11:39:09 PM
2 votes:
They just wanted to see if that Staples had the Nexus 7 in stock.
2012-07-25 08:50:56 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: I would have grabbed it and gave it snuggles.


Not a bad idea. We'd finally be free of those creepy commercials.

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2012-07-25 07:56:26 AM
1 votes:
Oh no. I went to my Staples last night for a new UPS, and the guy was having trouble getting the security chip to deactivate. I joked that I'll take my chances, as long as he didn't release the attack dogs if the door-alarm went off. Then, this morning, I see this article. *shamed*
2012-07-25 07:35:54 AM
1 votes:
"Well, yes, our sales figures WERE down for the last week in July... but, in fairness, we did replace our greeters with rabid dogs that week..."
2012-07-25 07:26:24 AM
1 votes:
an Akita, really?
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Damn cowards, I would have grabbed it and gave it snuggles.

ITG
2012-07-25 07:22:16 AM
1 votes:
Working the Night Audit in this one particular hotel, I've had dogs, raccoons, skunks even an opossum come and wander through.
Rural you say? You could easily hear cows moooooooing in the evening.
2012-07-25 07:13:23 AM
1 votes:
Didnt the manager have access to an easy button that changed the dogs into kittens?

or at least dropped light fixture on them?
2012-07-25 07:10:18 AM
1 votes:

jake_lex: They just wanted to see if that Staples had the Nexus 7 in stock.


Sure do, my man.
2012-07-25 06:58:14 AM
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: The dogs were placed into cages and removed from the store y.

Because everybody was scared shiatless and they'd have ripped the face off anyone trying to leave. That's y.


Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
2012-07-25 06:55:55 AM
1 votes:
The dogs were placed into cages and removed from the store y.

Because everybody was scared shiatless and they'd have ripped the face off anyone trying to leave. That's y.
2012-07-25 06:35:14 AM
1 votes:

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: They ran into the doors at Staples, which opened because they're automatic doors," he said.

Witness the stunning power to grasp the obvious.


What I want to know is how did they run into the doors if the doors opened automatically? Shouldn't they have run through them in that case?
2012-07-25 06:05:55 AM
1 votes:
To be fair, Staples does look very similar to PetsMart from the outside.
2012-07-25 05:59:01 AM
1 votes:

flyingdream: "Thank god, they didn't come into this store. I would have died," she said.

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2012-07-25 04:50:16 AM
1 votes:
which aisle?
2012-07-25 04:48:36 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: untaken_name: This is what a reporter means when they say "vicious dog":

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Pit bull armed with an AK-47.


Yeah I'm surprised they weren't described as "assault canines".
2012-07-25 04:47:56 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: This is what a reporter means when they say "vicious dog":

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Pit bull armed with an AK-47.
2012-07-25 04:38:42 AM
1 votes:
This is what a reporter means when they say "vicious dog":

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2012-07-24 11:37:40 PM
1 votes:
Well, that was Easy
2012-07-24 11:27:21 PM
1 votes:
Chicago is really going to the dogs lately.
 
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