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(AZCentral)   Sheriff Joe on trial: I do not racially profile. DOJ: Here are your own words saying you racially profile. Sheriff Joe: Those were not meant to be factual statements   (azcentral.com) divider line 32
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2012-07-25 02:53:18 AM
4 votes:

ox45tallboy: Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 327x284]

Who exactly do they wish to "Take Our Country Back" from?


You know who.

i.imgur.com
2012-07-25 02:05:25 AM
4 votes:

Benni K Rok: Wait a second here... Fox's headline sounds more neutral than the AZ central one.

Fox's article actually sounds like the potential for violations of the Eighth. Not the pink part, or the only Disney channel parts, but the combination of overcrowding and no porn make for a dangerous combination.


FTFFoxA:"He banned Playboy and sexually explicit magazines and got rid of all entertainment TV programming other than news and the Disney Channel."

I can just see the inmate fights now.

"Mother F*cker, you better shut your goddamned mouth while iCarly is on!"
"It's a f*ckin' rerun! we just saw this episode on Saturday!"
"I don't give a f*ck, it's the one with spaghetti tacos! I like this episode!"
"F*ck spaghetti tacos!"
"No, f*ck you!"

/fight ensues
2012-07-24 09:46:40 PM
4 votes:
Am I the only one who wouldn't mind seeing Joe Arpaio taking the Budd Dwyer retirement plan?
2012-07-25 02:01:24 AM
3 votes:

Lorelle: I'm just as brown as the other Messicans.

*on my mother's side


I'm black.

*from the waist down.
2012-07-24 10:17:10 PM
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: He has so much rope, he could dangle from the Empire State Building and touch the ground.


can i suggest we stop giving him so much goddamned rope then and start attempting to get a little tension in the line?
2012-07-25 02:06:59 AM
2 votes:

dickfreckle: Lorelle: I'm just as brown as the other Messicans.

*on my mother's side

I'm black.

*from the waist down.


Yeah, my penis can't hold a job either.

/Ducks
2012-07-25 01:42:14 AM
2 votes:

thomps: Nadie_AZ: He has so much rope, he could dangle from the Empire State Building and touch the ground.

can i suggest we stop giving him so much goddamned rope then and start attempting to get a little tension in the line?


Why? Instead of tightening the thing, give him a heavy weight and throw his ass into the Pacific. It'd be interesting to fish with the world's biggest worm.
2012-07-25 01:23:52 AM
2 votes:
Just another republican that doesn't understand the incredible memory retention of the internet.
2012-07-24 08:00:09 PM
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: But the sheriff made his worst impressions while answering questions about his book, Joe's Law.

Basically, anytime Arpaio was shown some of the blatant bigotry in that book, he blamed it on co-author Len Sherman. And this was despite being read back his testimony from a previous deposition in which he'd said he didn't need to read his own book because he'd written it himself.

Arpaio was forced by Young to back off from a couple of statements in the book, including one in which he wrote that Mexicans don't come to the United States with the same hopes and dreams as people from other countries.. In another part of the book, Young pointed out, Arpaio wrote that second- and third-generation Mexican-Americans were not part of the American "mainstream."

"My co-author wrote that," Arpaio blurted out.

He has so much rope, he could dangle from the Empire State Building and touch the ground.


I'm a 5th-generation Arizonan. We were here when this was Mexico, and I'm here to tell you that my family is just as white trash as any other family out there, thankyouverymuch.

Arpaio can eat a dick.
2012-07-25 11:13:47 AM
1 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: What hypocrasy...

Sherrif Joe being targeted for racism...by a group called LA RAZA (The Race)

Every group going against Sherrif Joe pushes the Racist ideas of Aztlan and Reconquista. This is nothing but Arpaio being lynched by the Hispanic Ku Klux Klan....using Black Racist Eric Holder as their point man. Sick


U Mad, ese?

www.dudelol.com
2012-07-25 10:08:57 AM
1 votes:

Huggermugger: Would someone please Photoshop Sheriff Joe wearing a pink uniform?

/thanks
//that would be teh awesome


i950.photobucket.com

Quick n dirty...
2012-07-25 07:34:43 AM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: I keep telling you, we have Obamacare now, you can go get it checked out. Go see a doctor, get some pills or some counseling or therapy or something, cause man, you're losing it. No one's even biting anymore.


He can't. Hes afraid of the death panels.
2012-07-25 07:26:46 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: You're a Republican, so everything you ever said or ever did can only ever mean precisely and exactly what liberals think it means. Forever. No take backs.

You're a Democrat, so everything you ever said or ever did is just a nuance, or was a long time ago, or it's just not related, why are you even bringing it up?


Protip, randomjsa/libbynomore2/stewmadness: If you're going to have a dumbass thought, don't write it down on something that has your name on it.

Both you and Sheriff Joe could use that advice.
2012-07-25 07:21:09 AM
1 votes:
2012-07-25 05:41:37 AM
1 votes:

nekulor: May he find misfortune wherever he goes. I wouldn't piss on Sheriff Joe to put out a fire.


I would. In fact, I'd merrily piss on him even if he wasn't on fire.
2012-07-25 05:12:01 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Oklahoma should probably be given back to the Indians. Even though I hate to think why they would want that tornado bait hellhole.


No problem, the Indians won't live in double-wides and trailer parks and will thus be spared the wrath of God.
2012-07-25 05:00:00 AM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy:

So any Arizona Farkers want to explain Sheriff Joe?


He drives really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

He uses public toilets and piss on the seat,
He walks around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes He parks in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
He's an asshole (He's a real farking asshole)
2012-07-25 03:06:08 AM
1 votes:
"Crucify him." ~ Thulsa Doom
2012-07-25 02:50:39 AM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 327x284]

Who exactly do they wish to "Take Our Country Back" from?


The two thirds of Americans that aren't functionally retarded.
2012-07-25 02:45:28 AM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: BMulligan: Um, actually, that's Nickelodeon.

I'm actually proud to not have known that. YMMV.


You'll notice I used the small type, signifying shame.
2012-07-25 02:45:07 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-25 02:40:44 AM
1 votes:

BMulligan: Um, actually, that's Nickelodeon.


I'm actually proud to not have known that. YMMV.
2012-07-25 02:11:11 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-25 02:05:31 AM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: "Waas Sappening!"


i69.photobucket.com

Just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed the epic Norquist/Bachmann thread.


/lake
//big lake
2012-07-25 01:52:21 AM
1 votes:
C'mon, give the guy a break. He's just doing God's work.
2012-07-25 01:31:50 AM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: As a former Maricopa resident, his department has a for Driving While Brown. Or Black.

I remember being stopped a while back, and the surprise of the officer who realized I was white in an '88 New Yorker. He then grew happier when he realized that there were a couple of brown and black folks in the car, and ran us through a few hoops to prove that we'd just gotten out of work and were headed home. He also asked if I was being held against my will, despite the fact that we were all still wearing our chef's coats...

Apparently, we weren't supposed to mix after work...


Don't fraternize with the help. You just encourage them to chase white women and learn to read.
2012-07-25 01:12:14 AM
1 votes:
As a former Maricopa resident, his department has a for Driving While Brown. Or Black.

I remember being stopped a while back, and the surprise of the officer who realized I was white in an '88 New Yorker. He then grew happier when he realized that there were a couple of brown and black folks in the car, and ran us through a few hoops to prove that we'd just gotten out of work and were headed home. He also asked if I was being held against my will, despite the fact that we were all still wearing our chef's coats...

Apparently, we weren't supposed to mix after work...
2012-07-25 12:10:25 AM
1 votes:
he blamed it on co-author Len Sherman

Sounds like a Jew.
2012-07-24 10:49:54 PM
1 votes:
Good. Let the piggie squirm.
2012-07-24 10:42:16 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Goodbye, Joe. You're done here.


I don't think he's done yet. He could come out and say "I'm a racist. I hate non-white people, and I will use the power of my office to arrest non-white people until they leave the state", and you would still be able to hear the quietest cricket chirping over the demands of affluent residents demanding his removal.

Civil rights rarely win popularity contests.
2012-07-24 08:57:49 PM
1 votes:
Goodbye, Joe. You're done here.
2012-07-24 07:38:33 PM
1 votes:
This pleases me.
 
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