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2012-07-25 02:46:30 AM  

Sabyen91: ununcle: Why cant gays start up there own boy scouts" ??

BSA isn't gay enough for everybody?


Beer through nose. Thank you.
 
2012-07-25 02:46:41 AM  

WeenerGord: [more hateful derp]


Ah, you're just trying to out-troll the other morons here.

Well, I'll leave you to do that, then. Bye now.
 
2012-07-25 02:47:38 AM  

Party-sized bucket of flan: Oh wait...you "read" about "statistics." You must be smart.


Here is every conservative/Fark Independent (tm) response to education ever.
 
2012-07-25 02:47:45 AM  

WeenerGord: Sabyen91: So, the answer is yes,

Got anything else BESIDES name calling? Cos if all you got is name calling, you got nothing.


Oh, you...
 
2012-07-25 02:47:55 AM  

ununcle: Why cant gays start up there own boy scouts ??


oh separate but equal. good plan... why can't the bsa go fark themselves?

/separation is bad. sharing opinions and believes is good.
 
2012-07-25 02:48:24 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: WeenerGord: [more hateful derp]

Ah, you're just trying to out-troll the other morons here.

Well, I'll leave you to do that, then. Bye now.


Don't get testy with me, you nut.
 
2012-07-25 02:48:39 AM  

ununcle: Sabyen91: ununcle: Why cant gays start up there own boy scouts" ??

BSA isn't gay enough for everybody?

Beer through nose. Thank you.


Welcome. I know they don't call it an ascot but yes, it is an ascot.
 
2012-07-25 02:48:40 AM  

Sabyen91: So, the answer is yes, he was wrong to think you aren't an idiot.


Unfortunately. Corrected now, but what a waste. Fark has so few members who aren't just trolls.

/She, by the way. :)
 
2012-07-25 02:49:11 AM  
Also, this thread has dissolved into the pure, uncut, unfettered DERP we all predicted. Last one out is probably on dial-up.
 
2012-07-25 02:49:45 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Sabyen91: So, the answer is yes, he was wrong to think you aren't an idiot.

Unfortunately. Corrected now, but what a waste. Fark has so few members who aren't just trolls.

/She, by the way. :)


I am sorry for the improper pronoun. Farkied so I don't screw it up again.
 
2012-07-25 02:50:50 AM  
Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.
 
2012-07-25 02:51:46 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.


Oh, look. It is THIS guy.
 
2012-07-25 02:52:37 AM  

david_gaithersburg: protecting children


From what, exactly?

(Spoiler: your answer to this question will likely display the aforementioned bigotry.)
 
2012-07-25 02:53:14 AM  
Damn Weenergord really went full retard tonight, didn't he?
I mistook him for a rational sort, too. Then again, he never quite took us on such a personal tour of his inner thought processes like this either.
Its like a bag of rabid cats in there.

/Oh well, better latent then never.
 
2012-07-25 02:53:32 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.



Watch out David, they will call you a hateful stupid stain troll for making sense and being right.

The truth hurts those who are devoted to lies.
 
2012-07-25 02:53:58 AM  

Sabyen91: I am sorry for the improper pronoun. Farkied so I don't screw it up again.


No worries, I know the username doesn't help. ;)
 
2012-07-25 02:54:23 AM  
david_gaithersburg: Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.


Oh, dis gon' be good.

*grabs chair and popcorn*

Please elaborate on how they are "protecting children", David. Don't hold back now, explain your position to the rest of the class.
 
2012-07-25 02:54:36 AM  

WeenerGord: Are you are serious? Do you actually know anything about gays? Maybe you should do some reading. Very many gays are into power play, abuse, S&M. B&D, the list is endless. Pick up a tell all book, read a news story. Did you read upthread where bigstoopidbruce mentioned Jesse Dirkhising? why don't you search that name and read the horrible thing that happened to that poor kid. Do you know about bug chasers, gays who try to catch AIDS to prove how gay they are? If you were gay and cared about other gays, why would you wish that on them?

And I'm a bad person for agreeing that the BSA can keep out the openly gay if they want to? Fark all ya'll who don't care if kids might be harmed just because YOU want to boast about how cool and open and non-bigoted you are. Maybe when you grow up you will learn better sense.


oh, so you you're a bigot? sorry that your kids will be raise by a bigoted asshole. maybe they'll get over it. here's to hoping they aren't gay because you'll make their lives hell...
 
2012-07-25 02:55:26 AM  

CliChe Guevara: /Oh well, better latent then never.


You'd know, eh?
 
2012-07-25 02:56:08 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Sabyen91: I am sorry for the improper pronoun. Farkied so I don't screw it up again.

No worries, I know the username doesn't help. ;)


Heh, yes, the balls don't help.

/I blued you.
 
2012-07-25 02:56:43 AM  

WeenerGord: david_gaithersburg: Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.


Watch out David, they will call you a hateful stupid stain troll for making sense and being right.

The truth hurts those who are devoted to lies.


Circle jerk!
 
2012-07-25 02:56:52 AM  
WeenerGord: Are you are serious? Do you actually know anything about gays? Maybe you should do some reading. Very many gays are into power play, abuse, S&M. B&D, the list is endless.

So are many straight people. Your arguement is invalid on that basis alone. You honestly think it's a coincidence that 50 Shades of Grey made it into the best seller list?
 
2012-07-25 02:57:22 AM  

WeenerGord: david_gaithersburg: Bigotry from the left good.
Bigotry from the left bad.

Standing for one's beliefs and protecting children now equals bigotry, kay.


Watch out David, they will call you a hateful stupid stain troll for making sense and being right.

The truth hurts those who are devoted to lies.


Still trying to figure out the protecting children thing. If you want to run with actual statistics, that would mean they would be safer by keeping them away from straight adults and just having gay BSA counselors and leaders, but I doubt thats what they mean.
 
2012-07-25 02:58:05 AM  

randomjsa: So if for personal or political reasons individuals reject organizations to which they used to belong, it's significant?


When the reason is just and the rejection is meaningful, yes. Whether this qualifies is a personal decision.

Because back when people were shredding their AARP cards and sending them back it was just a few people being 'petty' and 'stupid' and 'it didn't really matter'.

You're comparing a denouncement of bigotry and hatred with policy wankery? Really? Well, if that's how you personally decide it. . . .

I was in the Boy Scouts as a kid, and over the years as an adult I've briefly encountered the Scouts again for short periods of time. What gets me about their flat out rejection of homosexuals being members is that they try to play up the Scouts as a bunch of good little Christian kids. All of my experience with them, kid or adult, has been that they were not quite juvenile delinquents and could only just be wrangled in to the actual Scout thing.

I've known plenty of Scouts over the years. Some of them were upstanding types, and some of them were not. The latter typically didn't make Eagle.

The funny thing is that at least some of the original "Scout Law" would seem to be highly agreeable to every liberal who isn't of the elitist type (IE, Obama type) as it encourages Scouts to disregard the concept of social class and rich/poor and to help people regardless, don't be a snob basically.

I . . . really have trouble following the worthwhile parts of your posts sometimes. In this case, I ignore your reflexive attempt at derailing the discussion into another "Obamfart is elitist!" discussion.

The reason there is such an outcry from liberals--strike that; from anybody who takes offense at bigotry--about this is exactly because the BSA is considered--to the point of being a cliché--to be a model organization, and would be so if only it didn't have those little bits of bigotry stapled to it. Nobody cares about Westboro Baptist being bigots--there's nothing worth redeeming there. They aren't tragic; they're just scum. The Boy Scouts of America situation is tragic, a classic case of an otherwise good thing tainted by unnecessary evil. It's like watching Mister Rogers for years, but every so often he says "we're all special, except for the japs."
 
2012-07-25 02:58:24 AM  

A Fark Handle: here's to hoping they aren't gay because you'll make their lives hell...


Here's to hoping your kids aren't straight cos the scoutmaster you chose will make their lives a living hell...no, you know what, you might sacrifice a child on the alter of your own self importance, but I wont. Fark you. I hope all the kids are safe tonight. Shame on you and anyone else for hoping otherwise.
 
2012-07-25 02:59:51 AM  

WeenerGord: Are you are serious? Do you actually know anything about gays? Maybe you should do some reading. Very many gays are into power play, abuse, S&M. B&D, the list is endless.


Yes, as a matter of fact they are, because they are a subset of humans.
As such, it is a true statement, as by and large humans are rather into those sorts of thing.
 
2012-07-25 03:00:00 AM  

blahpers: Obamfart


The hardest laugh I've had all day.

I need to go to bed.
 
2012-07-25 03:00:08 AM  

WeenerGord: A Fark Handle: here's to hoping they aren't gay because you'll make their lives hell...

Here's to hoping your kids aren't straight cos the scoutmaster you chose will make their lives a living hell...no, you know what, you might sacrifice a child on the alter of your own self importance, but I wont. Fark you. I hope all the kids are safe tonight. Shame on you and anyone else for hoping otherwise.


So...you ignored people when they told you about the straight pedos like Sandusky. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you are right.
 
2012-07-25 03:00:24 AM  

A Fark Handle: ununcle: Why cant gays start up there own boy scouts ??

oh separate but equal. good plan... why can't the bsa go fark themselves?

/separation is bad. sharing opinions and believes is good.


Not separate but equal. There you go again linking yourself to farking Jim Crow! Ya know, That's the farking problem. You farkers leech of of other peoples struggles as if it was your own. That's exactly why people get pissed. Get this through your heads,,,, you're not running the day cares!!! Got that!???
 
2012-07-25 03:01:23 AM  

Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.


Sandusky was not straight.
 
2012-07-25 03:04:09 AM  
WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.


There is only one thing we can say to that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSMTvKK990

Man, you're so despirate to make reality conform to what you believe, aren't you?
 
2012-07-25 03:04:17 AM  

WeenerGord: Sandusky was not straight


Which we (being everyone except Doody and Joe-Pa) didn't know until well after the fact.

I'm telling you, the "straight" ones are far more dangerous than the openly gay ones.
 
2012-07-25 03:04:21 AM  

WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.


Yes he is.
 
2012-07-25 03:04:56 AM  

RadioAaron: WeenerGord: Sandusky was not straight

Which we (being everyone except Doody and Joe-Pa) didn't know until well after the fact.

I'm telling you, the "straight" ones are far more dangerous than the openly gay ones.


He is still straight.
 
2012-07-25 03:04:57 AM  

RadioAaron: The hardest laugh I've had all day. I need to go to bed.


How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?
 
2012-07-25 03:05:11 AM  

WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.


He was a boy loving heterosexual. Haven't you takin sex ed 101?
 
2012-07-25 03:06:04 AM  

Sabyen91: WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.

Yes he is.


In what world?
 
2012-07-25 03:06:14 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: RadioAaron: The hardest laugh I've had all day. I need to go to bed.

How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?


You bake one cake, they don't call you a baker.
You fix one leaky pipe, they don't call you a plumber.
But you fart JUST ONE bongo....
 
2012-07-25 03:06:24 AM  

ununcle: WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.

He was a boy loving heterosexual. Haven't you takin sex ed 101?


Yes, he was.
 
2012-07-25 03:07:15 AM  

Sabyen91: He is still straight.


You know what, you're right. You're 100% right. Allow me to retract and restate:

He acted out against boys, but no one had any idea because he's straight. No one knew he had this... sickness?... until it was WAY too late.

If you ask me, guys like him are more of a threat than any openly gay man.
 
2012-07-25 03:07:20 AM  
I think unucle and WeenerGord should just get it over with and have angry sex.

I mean, it's rather obvious. Angry sex is what is needed here.
 
2012-07-25 03:07:30 AM  

ununcle: A Fark Handle: ununcle: Why cant gays start up there own boy scouts ??

oh separate but equal. good plan... why can't the bsa go fark themselves?

/separation is bad. sharing opinions and believes is good.

Not separate but equal. There you go again linking yourself to farking Jim Crow! Ya know, That's the farking problem. You farkers leech off of other peoples struggles as if it was your own. That's exactly why people get pissed. Get this through your heads,,,, you're not running the day cares!!! Got that!???


confused? i'm not leech off anyone's struggles as a straight white man. nor do i ever want to run a day care (hell did you read about those satanic sacrifices at those day cares a few years ago? no thank you...)
 
2012-07-25 03:07:50 AM  

Sabyen91: ununcle: WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.

He was a boy loving heterosexual. Haven't you takin sex ed 101?

Yes, he was.


How is that possible?
 
2012-07-25 03:09:03 AM  

blahpers: The reason there is such an outcry from liberals--strike that; from anybody who takes offense at bigotry--about this is exactly because the BSA is considered--to the point of being a cliché--to be a model organization, and would be so if only it didn't have those little bits of bigotry stapled to it. Nobody cares about Westboro Baptist being bigots--there's nothing worth redeeming there. They aren't tragic; they're just scum. The Boy Scouts of America situation is tragic, a classic case of an otherwise good thing tainted by unnecessary evil. It's like watching Mister Rogers for years, but every so often he says "we're all special, except for the japs."


Evil? Really? Good god, you people really are a bunch of silly self important tools.
 
2012-07-25 03:09:15 AM  

WeenerGord: Sabyen91: straight pedos like Sandusky.

Sandusky was not straight.


yes, he was. just like most pedos.
the psychology of a pedo is almost always to have a specific unwavering gender preference for adults, but opportunistically prey on either gender of children interchangeably. sorry to interfere with the layers of delusion you must cling to so as to be able to hold your core irrational premise to be true, but dude, you are really losing it. flying blind in the land of batshiat sort of losing it.
 
2012-07-25 03:09:38 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: How many bongos must a man fart before you can call him Fartbongo?


And that's how you're now Farky'd.

untaken_name: You bake one cake, they don't call you a baker.
You fix one leaky pipe, they don't call you a plumber.
But you fart JUST ONE bongo....


Incredible. I'm dying right now, and I have no idea why.
 
2012-07-25 03:10:03 AM  

A Fark Handle: (hell did you read about those satanic sacrifices at those day cares a few years ago? no thank you...)


You mean this one? It was a hoax.
 
2012-07-25 03:10:05 AM  

WeenerGord: A Fark Handle: here's to hoping they aren't gay because you'll make their lives hell...

Here's to hoping your kids aren't straight cos the scoutmaster you chose will make their lives a living hell...no, you know what, you might sacrifice a child on the alter of your own self importance, but I wont. Fark you. I hope all the kids are safe tonight. Shame on you and anyone else for hoping otherwise.


ok, i get it. you're trolling...good show.
 
2012-07-25 03:10:53 AM  

BronyMedic: I think unucle and WeenerGord should just get it over with and have angry sex.

I mean, it's rather obvious. Angry sex is what is needed here.


You sound unwanted. I'm sorry if that's the case.
 
2012-07-25 03:11:16 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Being gay isn't a choice and gay adults should be able to do whatever they want with other gay adults...including get married, but I think the Boy Scouts are right here. Those that want to allow gay men to go out into the woods with preteen and teen boys seem perfectly willing to put the safety of these kids in peril in the name of political correctness. The simple truth of the matter is that if men that are known to be attracted to young men are put in a position of power over a group of them and then be permitted to take them out to secluded places, abuse of that power is bound to happen. 99% of gay men wanting to serve as scoutmasters would probably serve admirably, but undoubtedly there would be those looking to abuse that power for sexual gratification. The Jerry Sanduskys of the world would all be applying to be scoutmasters.


7.5/10. Almost thought about responding to this one.
 
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