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(Deadspin)   Penn State fans upset about the recent NCAA penalties have moved on from the rape metaphors and are now going full 9/11   (deadspin.com) divider line 193
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2012-07-24 05:54:25 PM
This reminds me of the reactions of members of cults after their leader is discovered to be farking a goat or something.
 
2012-07-24 06:08:18 PM
Unbelievable. These sports nuts are wacko.
 
2012-07-24 06:27:50 PM
Next week, "It was our Holocaust! I saw ovens glowing."

You're not helping, Tom Price.
 
2012-07-24 06:35:42 PM
If it affects you that much, I suggest you end it all now

/it's not going to get better, and you seem to be incapable of getting over it
 
2012-07-24 07:03:44 PM

WhoIsWillo: This reminds me of the reactions of members of cults after their leader is discovered to be farking a goat or something.


Yup. The more the alumni hyperventilate and scream, the more they prove why the sanctions were necessary.
 
2012-07-24 08:51:06 PM
"No, it's more like your televised R. Budd Dwyer suicide"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2012-07-24 10:14:08 PM
History shows again and again how well mob "justice" works.
 
2012-07-24 10:15:37 PM
shouldn't 9/11 have been their 9/11?
 
2012-07-24 10:21:00 PM

thomps: shouldn't 9/11 have been their 9/11?


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2012-07-24 10:33:30 PM
Penn State should thank the NCAA every day for five years for the privilege of getting to play football again. Because it's not something they deserve.
 
2012-07-24 10:42:04 PM
Penn State must be wanting to get all of it's spokespersons on Medicare Disability. It's the only explanation for how they keep shootign themselves in the foot this way.
 
2012-07-24 10:47:28 PM
perhaps we could come up with a Nittany Comet that JoePa is hiding his space ship in, distribute nikeys and purple blankies to the faithful, and let this sort itself out.
 
2012-07-24 10:49:36 PM

heap: perhaps we could come up with a Nittany Comet that JoePa is hiding his space ship in, distribute nikeys and purple blankies to the faithful, and let this sort itself out.


Well, Nike changed their slogan after that to, "Maybe you should think about it." Maybe Penn State can change theirs as well.
 
2012-07-24 10:59:06 PM
"Remember the tsunami? This is like that, only worse. And without water."
 
2012-07-24 11:12:58 PM
You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.
 
2012-07-24 11:17:07 PM

Lsherm: "Remember the tsunami? This is like that, only worse. And without water."


And the whole earthquake/nuclear meltdown thing

/but other than that, TOTALLY LIKE THAT!
 
2012-07-24 11:35:39 PM

jaylectricity: You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.


False metaphor is false.

This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.
 
2012-07-24 11:38:12 PM
I'm not going to fall into the trap of saying this is how every Penn St. alum and fan feels or would express themselves.

I will just say that this guy is a total dick.
 
2012-07-24 11:38:36 PM

doglover: jaylectricity: You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.

False metaphor is false.

This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


No, we just hate you because you're prettier than us,
 
2012-07-24 11:40:02 PM

doglover: This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


here you go.

www.picnic-basket.com
www.hypemaniac.com
 
2012-07-24 11:40:17 PM
The NCAA is Hitler making this is Penn State's holocaust.
 
2012-07-24 11:40:37 PM
And this guy should have kept it much more current and said something like "It's like someone just came in and started shooting at everyone at Penn State".
 
2012-07-24 11:42:26 PM

Krymson Tyde: The NCAA is Hitler making this is Penn State's holocaust.


That post was my Pricipal . Caught sayof
 
2012-07-24 11:45:46 PM

doglover: jaylectricity: You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.

False metaphor is false.

This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


Paterno made this about football when he decided that not reporting Sandusky protected the program.

Or are you saying Paterno was an idiot for thinking this had anything to do with football? You don't seem to have much respect for the man's intellect if you think it's so farking obvious unrelated any moron, other than JoePa, could tell it had nothing to do with football.
 
2012-07-24 11:46:30 PM

doglover:
And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


It's not the mob you should be worried about. It's litigation that you should be terrified of. Bloodthirsty mobs pale in comparison to money-hungry litigators.

/Does Title IX work in reverse?
 
2012-07-24 11:53:26 PM

WhoIsWillo: This reminds me of the reactions of members of cults after their leader is discovered to be farking a goat or something.


But that's a holy sacrament!
 
2012-07-25 12:04:31 AM

doglover: jaylectricity: You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.

False metaphor is false.

This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


you know, the NCAA sanctions really weren't all THAT bad. PSU football will eventually recover.
 
2012-07-25 12:11:51 AM
The NCAA is Governor Tarkin and we're Alderaan.
 
2012-07-25 12:19:45 AM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-07-25 12:24:17 AM
As I have repeatedly said all up and down the Intarwebs, I am fine with everything except handing that a-hole in Tallahassee the Div. I wins record.
 
2012-07-25 12:29:39 AM

vygramul: Paterno made this about football when he decided that not reporting Sandusky protected the program.


Weaver95: you know, the NCAA sanctions really weren't all THAT bad. PSU football will eventually recover.


Troll feeding, or do y'all just like to argue?

/hope the NCAA's happy with their 30 pieces of silver
 
2012-07-25 12:33:43 AM
Oh....dear.
 
2012-07-25 12:37:50 AM

AliceBToklasLives: vygramul: Paterno made this about football when he decided that not reporting Sandusky protected the program.

Weaver95: you know, the NCAA sanctions really weren't all THAT bad. PSU football will eventually recover.

Troll feeding, or do y'all just like to argue?

/hope the NCAA's happy with their 30 pieces of silver


nah, merely fascinated by the reactions of the pro-penn state crowd.
 
2012-07-25 12:38:40 AM
Jerry Sandusky threatened to rape JoePa if he squealed to the cops.

Paterno's hands were tied. The truth will come out.
 
2012-07-25 12:40:01 AM
OK, dude, using rape metaphors to describe the slap on the wrist they got for sheltering a child rapist is pretty darned egregious. But using a 9/11 metaphor may actually top that.
 
2012-07-25 12:41:23 AM

heap: doglover: This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.

here you go.

[www.picnic-basket.com image 700x700]
[www.hypemaniac.com image 550x340]


WHERE'S MY PERCOCET PUDDIN'!? Actually, a pint o'percocet poisoned Peachy Paterno ice cream from the Creamery would be more apt for the Hale Bopp joke.

If you're gonna try and be an asshole, at least learn enough about the situation to make a good joke. You think it was mistake that Howard Stern kept saying "Pennsylvania" when he, as the boss, cut checks to his employees to go specifically to New Jersey to get sound bytes for the morning show? You think his staff pulled the wrong theme song on a lark? No. They found out about bronies and did a lot of work to get 8 minutes of radio that was maximally offensive to generate ratings from them. He does this with ALL of his bits. That's why he's been in broadcasting for decades. You need good deets to troll well.

phillysportslive.com

Here. Shop some pills into this, and replace the nike shoes and your Hale Bopp joke works. Stay safe under bridge, my friend.
 
2012-07-25 12:43:18 AM

doglover:
Here. Shop some pills into this, and replace the nike shoes and your Hale Bopp joke works. Stay safe under bridge, my friend.


your delusion is tasty and fat free.

please, continue.
 
2012-07-25 12:43:30 AM

mc_madness: Jerry Sandusky threatened to rape JoePa if he squealed to the cops.

Paterno's hands were tied. The truth will come out.


And on today's episode of Fanfiction that was Not Meant to Be...
 
2012-07-25 12:44:55 AM
The most important question I've not seen addressed: Although he died in 1983, does all this raise Bear Bryant's stature any?

/not serious
//but sort of
 
2012-07-25 12:46:07 AM
I wonder if the State government will hit PSU with Cleary act violations....? it'll probably be weeks until we know how that turns out though.
 
2012-07-25 12:49:33 AM
Boy, NCAA, sure sounds like that creepy-ass Penn State University culture of overvaluing football is changing, huh? What an unforeseen occurrence? They're circling the wagons, doubling down on the retardation, and making it into an us-against-the-world narrative! People said that taking away Paterno's wins on paper did not accomplish anything but we know differently, huh NCAA?
 
2012-07-25 12:50:47 AM

ceebeecates4: doglover:
And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.

It's not the mob you should be worried about. It's litigation that you should be terrified of. Bloodthirsty mobs pale in comparison to money-hungry litigators.

/Does Title IX work in reverse?


What if Title IX goes to XI?
 
2012-07-25 12:52:57 AM

Owangotang: Boy, NCAA, sure sounds like that creepy-ass Penn State University culture of overvaluing football is changing, huh? What an unforeseen occurrence? They're circling the wagons, doubling down on the retardation, and making it into an us-against-the-world narrative! People said that taking away Paterno's wins on paper did not accomplish anything but we know differently, huh NCAA?


you MIGHT want to give it a bit more time to work....
 
kab
2012-07-25 12:53:36 AM
I too, think that the loss of grown men in tights throwing a leather ball around is totally like close to 3000 people dying in a terrorist attack.

totally.
 
2012-07-25 12:54:48 AM

doglover: jaylectricity: You know, when a father rapes and murders a random young girl we shouldn't put him in prison because his children didn't do anything wrong and you'd be depriving them of a father figure and presumably a male paycheck every week or two into the household.

False metaphor is false.

This would be like throwing the man's whole social circle and their families in jail because of what the man, who was already in jail, did fourteen years ago.

None of you care about Grahm Spanier, the other two administrators, or the victims. You just can't stand it that Penn State won football games, now all you can think of is Joe Pa and football. Newsflash assholes, this isn't about football. This is Penn Staters reacting negatively to being demonized for shiat they couldn't have been involved in. 20 kids are gonna lose their scholarships for shiat that happened when they were 5 and 6 years old.

And where are the victims' funds in all this? Where are the people trying to locate and help these kids? Nowhere, because all you want is to destroy. You'd trample the victims to get close enough to huck an egg at a picture of a dead football coach because you're nothing but a blood thirsty mob with.


No you farking dick hole nobody gives a fark about whether or not Penn State won football games, what people cared about was the victims and seeing everybody involved in the rape and coverup brought to justice and punished. You and people like you are the ones that only care about football, the reputation of the school and Joe Pa's name. If you cared anything about the victims or had any since of justice you would want to see everybody punished and part of that punishment for the school is to have the football program restricted because they put football, money and reputation over the well being of young kids.

And no dickhole, nobody is demonizing Penn Staters for this, they are demonizing the people at the school who let it happen. And if any Penn stater is feeling demonized by the NCAA's decision they should really sit back and take inventory of their lives and stop acting like a victim.

And no dickhole 20 people aren't losing their scholarships. All of the current scholarship players can either transfer out without penalty, stay and play, or choose not to play and keep their scholarship as long as they meet the academic requirements.

So it is dickholes like you who are trampling the real victims with this false victim hood you have surrounded yourselves with by crying about how the NCAA is ruining your football, ruining the reputation of Penn State and how Joe Pa's name is being smeared just because he let some boys get raped. You all need to get a life and a real self Identity and stop tying your self identity to a pedo enabling school and their football team.
 
2012-07-25 12:56:39 AM
Well there probably are quite a few people that wish Sandusky had needed to leap to his death from a burning highrise in 2001.....It wouldn't have prevented everything he did, but it would have made a dent.
 
2012-07-25 12:57:47 AM
"They ask me what I'd like written about me when I'm gone. I hope they write I made Penn State a better place, not just that I was a good football coach."
--Joe Paterno

Yeah, about that...
 
2012-07-25 01:01:23 AM

Owangotang: Boy, NCAA, sure sounds like that creepy-ass Penn State University culture of overvaluing football is changing, huh? What an unforeseen occurrence? They're circling the wagons, doubling down on the retardation, and making it into an us-against-the-world narrative! People said that taking away Paterno's wins on paper did not accomplish anything but we know differently, huh NCAA?


Do you think that after all of this that if somebody tells the next head coach about child rape in the showers he is going to decide to sweep it under the rug because it might hurt the football team? I think we can guarantee that is one thing that will never happen again at Penn State.
 
2012-07-25 01:04:55 AM

Godscrack: Unbelievable. These sports nuts are wacko.


It's almost as if they are fanatics or something.
 
2012-07-25 01:07:12 AM

Weaver95: Owangotang: Boy, NCAA, sure sounds like that creepy-ass Penn State University culture of overvaluing football is changing, huh? What an unforeseen occurrence? They're circling the wagons, doubling down on the retardation, and making it into an us-against-the-world narrative! People said that taking away Paterno's wins on paper did not accomplish anything but we know differently, huh NCAA?

you MIGHT want to give it a bit more time to work....


What's the point? Do you really think at some time in the future that this sort of thing will stop there? They still get to have their football! All they lose, and only temporarily, is the quality of play. Take away the program for a few years and they would have been forced to do something else.

It's just f*cking scummy and creepy. And no, I don't particularly think that Penn State would never let something like this happen again because the mechanism that led to it in the first place still exists.
 
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