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(Wonkette)   Man with penis-shaped head says John McCain lacking scrotum   (wonkette.com) divider line 62
    More: Amusing, John McCain, Louie Gohmert, Gohmert Casts, congressman, scrotum  
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2012-07-24 07:37:52 PM  
I'm not a huge McCain fan, but he doesn't lack scrotum. Brains, maybe, but not scrotum.

/Seriously, people.... c'mon.
 
2012-07-24 08:34:36 PM  
Texas, you have a serious amount of 'splaining to do about this asshat.
 
2012-07-24 08:41:11 PM  
In 2006, Gohmert won his second term by defeating independent Roger L. Owen, a swimming pool builder from Hallsville. He faced no major party opposition in 2008 or 2010

He's like Russell Pearce. Never faced opposition in his home district.
 
2012-07-24 09:25:46 PM  
Ah yes, once again the wit and wisdom of my representative.

*bangs head on wall*
 
2012-07-24 09:37:00 PM  
Gohmert told conservative radio host Dennis Miller on Tuesday.

No idea Miller had reached that low. Not surprising I guess.
 
2012-07-24 09:38:33 PM  
"And I wish some of these numbnuts would go out and read the letter before they make these horrible allegations about the horrible accusations we're making."

Too goddamned funny.
 
2012-07-24 09:52:02 PM  
McCain'd kill him.
 
2012-07-24 09:54:07 PM  
I was really, really hoping for this guy:

camlaughter.com

/he was, once upon a time, in the mugshot roundup...EXACTLY as he looks in this image
//so, I hope this post doesn't get me banninated
 
2012-07-24 10:02:54 PM  
+1 subs, there should be more headlines with the word scrotum.
 
2012-07-24 10:05:00 PM  
and this man is on the judiciary committee.

michelle bachmann and her crazy panties? permanent select committee on intelligence. that's right, oversight of the CIA, DEA, FBI and a dozen other acronyms.

another signer to this letter of supreme goofyness: trent franks. committee on armed services AND the judiciary committee.

tom rooney - committee on armed services, and agriculture.

of the signers of this absolute derp, only lynn 'uppity' westmoreland is sitting on his thumbs, absent a committee post.


it really doesnt' bother me that we have crazy congressional people. it is supposed to be representative, and certainly some of us are crazy...so a certain element of the congress being crazy only makes sense. what doesn't make sense is giving crazy people committees, power, and cash out the wazoo.

any honest to goodness republican feel good about these lunatics not only sitting in congress, but being given plum appointments by leadership? honest to goodness crazy people are having the red carpet rolled out for them by the people you're voting for. this is cool with you?
 
2012-07-24 10:08:08 PM  
Gohmert is a special kind of dumb.
 
2012-07-24 10:55:19 PM  
img838.imageshack.us

tick...tick....tick
 
2012-07-24 11:19:44 PM  
Is this simply the use of the word "numbnuts" in question? Has the article writer never heard the term before?
 
2012-07-24 11:22:06 PM  

SwiftFox: Is this simply the use of the word "numbnuts" in question? Has the article writer never heard the term before?


from a sitting congressman, discussing a sitting senator?

that the word exists or is used isn't really newsworthy. that it's used by a sitting congressman to deflect from their own crazypants behavior?

yah, that's worth taking a moment to stop and smell the derp.
 
2012-07-24 11:23:45 PM  
Louie Gohmert thinks several concealed carriers firing at muzzle flashes would have stopped Sideshow Bob.

Louie Gohmert won a Darwin Award by failing to figure out how to have sex.

A part of Louie Gohmert's soul is in every Free Republic poster.

Louie Gohmert once showed the top of his head to a child, resulting in a public lewdness charge.

Louie Gohmert is bald, but only because his brain cannot handle enough power to grow hair on the top of his head.

Louie Gohmert likes money too. We should totally hang out.

Louie Gohmert lost a game of chess to a chicken.

Louie Gohmert isn't even the smartest guy in the room where a Special Olympics is being held.

The voices in Louie Gohmert's head try to tell him to shut up, but this only causes him to flip over a DeLorean and close the side door.

Louie Gohmert once kissed a girl and liked it. He was 23.

Louie Gohmert wants you to be vewy qwiet, he's hunting Awabs.
 
2012-07-24 11:24:06 PM  
stagevu.com

My name is Gohmert
 
2012-07-24 11:26:29 PM  
zs.ffshrine.org

You're supposed to shoot 'em in the eye with an arrow.
 
2012-07-24 11:26:35 PM  

heap: SwiftFox: Is this simply the use of the word "numbnuts" in question? Has the article writer never heard the term before?

from a sitting congressman, discussing a sitting senator?

that the word exists or is used isn't really newsworthy. that it's used by a sitting congressman to deflect from their own crazypants behavior?

yah, that's worth taking a moment to stop and smell the derp.


Not sure it approaches assuming the term refers to the target's testicular potency or even sensitivity rather than intelligence, however, and using that as a response. I would want to respond on a higher level.
 
2012-07-24 11:29:32 PM  

SwiftFox: I would want to respond on a higher level.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-24 11:32:19 PM  
Dick says C*nt lacks balls.
 
2012-07-24 11:32:52 PM  
Not sure what it is about guys like this - my state has one too (Steve King), they just disengage the edit function sometimes. My pet theory is that any media attention is a positive reinforcement for them, so they say something stupid by mistake, and the media jumps on it, and they get a little of that attention they crave, so they stop trying to decide if something is OK to say, and just start running at the mouth.

I don't know if we've ever seen this cycle reach its end at the congressional level (Jackson-Lee perhaps).

There's got to be a dissertation for a Psych grad student in this disorder.
 
2012-07-24 11:32:53 PM  

MorrisBird: Texas, you have a serious amount of 'splaining to do about this asshat.


Looking at his district, it voted Democrat consistently until 2005, at which point the county make-up of the district got scrambled and this asshat got voted into office.
 
2012-07-24 11:37:32 PM  

MorrisBird: Texas, you have a serious amount of 'splaining to do about this asshat.


While we obviously produce more than our share of absolutely farking embarrassing retards these days, not the least of which is the governor, Gohmert is from a part of Texas that is more derp-driven than you can imagine.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-24 11:40:12 PM  
What the fark is wrong with some Republicans? Seriously. What a joke. Even by "normal" Republican standards people like this Gohmert... my God what a farking joke.

Do these Texas voters know how farking dumb they are?

/feels the need to go troll some Texas message boards for a bit to let off some steam
 
2012-07-24 11:43:49 PM  
To say Louis Gohmert is ignorant is to look only towards his lack of knowledge. Louis Gohmert is far more than merely ignorant; he is delusional, devoid of any critical thought processes, lackign a filter, convinced not only of his knowledge but of his ability to conjure information, and woefully unprepared for the idea of disagreement.

In essence, Louis Gohmert is a Checkers player who is looking five steps back to connect four to land on Boardwalk for his full house in Solitaire: checkmate.
 
2012-07-24 11:56:05 PM  

eraser8: I was really, really hoping for this guy:

[camlaughter.com image 400x555]

/he was, once upon a time, in the mugshot roundup...EXACTLY as he looks in this image
//so, I hope this post doesn't get me banninated


Alright I just have to know what the fark you do to get your head looking like that.
 
2012-07-25 12:03:16 AM  
Dear Fark Independents:

Okay, you know how Liberals and others accuse Tea Party groups of being bigoted and ignorant? It's not because they "disagree with Obama." It's because they are often bigoted and ignorant.
 
2012-07-25 12:03:20 AM  
He really has gone full retard. Hopefully the implosion will be penalized by not being reelected, but I know that's a 0% chance already.
 
2012-07-25 12:03:29 AM  

tallguywithglasseson: Gohmert told conservative radio host Dennis Miller on Tuesday.

No idea Miller had reached that low. Not surprising I guess.


I hate what Miller's become, but I never thought of him as stupid. If he had a single shred of integrity he would have ripped Gohmert to pieces.
 
2012-07-25 12:07:38 AM  
Anybody wanna guess at his military record? Say what you will about McCain, he served his country with honor and distinction.
 
2012-07-25 12:09:30 AM  
Northeast Texas is populated entirely with the lazy stupid corrupt rejects who throughout history fled every useful part of America.

It should be fenced off and sold to the f*cking Chinese.
 
2012-07-25 12:11:07 AM  

mr intrepid: Anybody wanna guess at his military record? Say what you will about McCain, he served his country with honor and distinction.


McCain is actually a very good man.

A very poor politician, but a very good and honorable man.
 
2012-07-25 12:12:32 AM  

MisterLoki: MorrisBird: Texas, you have a serious amount of 'splaining to do about this asshat.

While we obviously produce more than our share of absolutely farking embarrassing retards these days, not the least of which is the governor, Gohmert is from a part of Texas that is more derp-driven than you can imagine.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x284]


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Axis of Derp
 
2012-07-25 12:12:42 AM  
GOP Will Eat Itself.
 
2012-07-25 12:22:40 AM  
John McCain proved he had balls in combat missions and in all of his years in captivity. He proved that he lost them when he wanted THE job more than he wanted to stand for his principles.

He will always be a man who proved he had what it takes in the absolute worst of times, but that is in the past. He could redeem himself, sure. His reaction to this f*cking stupid witch hunt is a nice start. Find another Senator like Feingold and craft legislation that neuters Citizen's United and he'll erase that whole mess of 2008.

I won't give up hope until he takes a dirt nap. I know he has it in him. He just has to show it again.

You're only as good as what you did today.
 
2012-07-25 12:41:11 AM  

fusillade762: tallguywithglasseson: Gohmert told conservative radio host Dennis Miller on Tuesday.

No idea Miller had reached that low. Not surprising I guess.

I hate what Miller's become, but I never thought of him as stupid. If he had a single shred of integrity he would have ripped Gohmert to pieces.


I'm pretty sure he just really hates Muslims.
 
2012-07-25 12:43:44 AM  

InvertedB: penalized



img.photobucket.com

/penalized
 
2012-07-25 12:47:21 AM  

mr intrepid: Anybody wanna guess at his military record?


Was ineligible to serve during the Vietnam Conflict due to being stuffed inside a high school locker by jocks the entire time.
 
2012-07-25 01:13:37 AM  
"Man with penis-shaped head" would make a pretty good FARK handle.

/Or an excellent alt for a troll.
//Now I've done it.
 
2012-07-25 01:21:27 AM  

culebra: GOP Will Eat Itself.


Let's get down to it, GOPpers...
 
2012-07-25 01:29:53 AM  

mr intrepid: Anybody wanna guess at his military record? Say what you will about McCain, he served his country with honor and distinction.


Four years in JAG.
 
2012-07-25 01:39:20 AM  

MisterLoki: MorrisBird: Texas, you have a serious amount of 'splaining to do about this asshat.

While we obviously produce more than our share of absolutely farking embarrassing retards these days, not the least of which is the governor, Gohmert is from a part of Texas that is more derp-driven than you can imagine.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x284]


Republicans in Texas figured out how to gain power through redistricting and protecting their people. Unfortunately they also are more then willing to protect/vote for crazy, incompetent, corrupt and down right stupid so Perry, Gohmert etc exist and will stay in power here :(

/Take a look at Cruz vs Dewherst damn mentally retarded cripple fight.
 
2012-07-25 01:41:36 AM  

InvertedB: He really has gone full retard. Hopefully the implosion will be penalized by not being reelected, but I know that's a 0% chance already.


As per the "One" you should not call people retarded, use palin-american instead.
 
2012-07-25 01:42:41 AM  
FTA "And I wish some of these numbnuts would go out and read the letter before they make these horrible allegations about the horrible accusations we're making."
 
2012-07-25 01:48:36 AM  
I'd like to take this opportunity to once again restate my list of top 3 pants-sh*ttingly retarded Congressmen:

Joe Walsh (R - IL)
Alan West (R - FL)
Louie Gohmert (R- TX)

Seriously, can anybody else contend with the levels of retardedness these three bring to the table? I'm still looking for a good slogan for this Triforce of Derp so that I can cook up something in photoshop...
 
2012-07-25 02:49:13 AM  
Democracy in action, folks. There are some stupid, ignorant fncks in this country and this is one of their representatives.

Now you know why the eagle cries.
 
2012-07-25 04:31:54 AM  
"The allegations are not because he is Muslim," Gohmert insisted at a House Judiciary Committee hearing. "You've followed me around the world, you've seen me huggin Muslims around the world, because the ones I hug are our friends, and this administration seems to have a hard time recognizing members of terrorist groups who are allowed into the White House."

Louie "Hugging Muslims around the World" Gohmert?

Calling the guy who did a nickel at the Hanoi Hilton a "numbnuts"?

*considers this*

Ordinarily I enjoy it when Repubs eat their own but in this case I'll just say FFS, Louie, STFU.
 
2012-07-25 04:42:21 AM  
I'm going to start calling this dipshiat Gohmert Pyle.

No reason why, it just makes me laugh.
 
2012-07-25 05:38:16 AM  

Shamwow: InvertedB: He really has gone full retard. Hopefully the implosion will be penalized by not being reelected, but I know that's a 0% chance already.

As per the "One" you should not call people retarded, use palin-american instead.


Shamwow's actually right in this one...
www.zerohedge.com
 
2012-07-25 05:54:51 AM  

elchip: My name is Gohmert


This is why I love you. Stick with this one for a while.
Or at least a couple of threads.

/not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
// call him Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie. That's long for Mud
///so I been told
 
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