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(TC Palm)   Does this look like the face of a man who had just been discovered with his pants off in a car with a 13-year-old girl by her father and two brothers at 3 o'clock in the morning? Yeah, I thought so too   (tcpalm.com) divider line 302
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2012-07-24 07:53:39 PM
So that's what Scottie Pippen's been doing since he retired.
 
2012-07-24 08:06:54 PM
Looks like he had a little trouble getting out of the car.
 
2012-07-24 08:14:18 PM
Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.
 
2012-07-24 08:22:35 PM
Psh! His eyes weren't even swollen shut. He got off easy.
 
2012-07-24 08:26:44 PM
Ambivalence: Psh! His eyes weren't even swollen shut. He got off easy.

HA.
 
2012-07-24 09:02:30 PM
That's it? His eyes are not swollen shut and there is no blood poring from his nose and ears.

/and where is the softball sized knot on his head?
//lightweights
 
2012-07-24 09:04:21 PM
Looks like he fell down the steps.
 
2012-07-24 09:06:25 PM

BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.


Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.
 
2012-07-24 09:26:19 PM
platedlizard: Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.

And regularly working with girls who are between the ages of 13 and 16, I can say that there are ones out there that are DEFINATELY hard to tell the difference.

They develop secondary sexual characteristics far earlier than comparable boys their age.

This guy's a slimeball, no question. But let's not pretend here this girl was a poor, innocent thing who had her honor besmirched. FTFA: She met him on facebook earlier that day, pretended to be a 16 year old girl, and propositioned him for sex after knowing him for only hours.

That's a girl Mom and Dad need to take a rod to.
 
2012-07-24 09:32:10 PM
He should have stood his ground


//+1 subby
 
2012-07-24 09:39:49 PM

platedlizard: BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.

Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.


Self centered much? I have 13 year old students who could pass for 18 or older in a soft light. I have adult students with masters degrees who could fit in at a high school. Different people look different. News at 11.
 
2012-07-24 09:55:46 PM

platedlizard: BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.

Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.


Why can't it be both?
 
2012-07-24 10:08:15 PM

SundaesChild: either terminally stupid or doesn't care.

Why can't it be both?


yah, i kinda thought 'terminally stupid and doesn't care' is the defining characteristic of the teenage male.

it's what we're good for.
 
2012-07-24 10:30:26 PM

BronyMedic: But let's not pretend here this girl was a poor, innocent thing


Yeah, there's no chance of that. That's all we'll do.
 
2012-07-24 10:49:10 PM
Considering that this is Florida, I must commend this family for not killing the man.
 
2012-07-24 10:52:19 PM

neritz: Looks like he had a little trouble getting out of the car.


I've seen this kind of injury before. He probably tripped getting out and hit his face on the door five or six times. It happens.
 
2012-07-24 10:55:26 PM
What's the problem? He just fell down. A lot.
 
2012-07-24 11:14:06 PM

cman: Considering that this is Florida, I must commend this family for not killing the man.


Seriously

/he looks way too much... alive
//hard to run with yer pants down, ain't it, son?
 
2012-07-24 11:15:16 PM
Dad looking for daughter, 13, finds her in car with half-undressed man in Indian River County

An optimist would say he was half-dressed.
 
2012-07-24 11:18:10 PM
No. It's still recognizably human.

/little girl needs a whuppin' too.
 
2012-07-24 11:18:26 PM
His head is still attached to his body. He should consider himself lucky.
 
2012-07-24 11:20:14 PM

BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.



That girl was sexually frustrated due to the strict upbringing she has been subjected to. Let's not fap this thing to death.
 
2012-07-24 11:20:57 PM

platedlizard: BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.

Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.



You sound like you developed late and/or are ugly.

I keed.

A the father of two teenaged girls I can assure you that some 13 yr olds can look 18.
 
2012-07-24 11:22:00 PM
She was thirteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was sixteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been thirteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
 
2012-07-24 11:23:05 PM
He looks better than I thought he would.
/was expecting a purple egg with red/yellow slits.
 
2012-07-24 11:23:36 PM
Meh. It looks like he fell off of a dirt bike on a dirt road. He's lucky his penis is still intact. I'm assuming they left his penis alone. The article didn't mention anything about penis mutilation.
 
2012-07-24 11:24:17 PM

platedlizard: BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.

Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.


um, you are insane. Sorry, but you are flat out wrong about this. Maybe you werent one of them, but some girls do everything they CAN to look older. I bet we could set up a photo lineup of say 20 13 year olds and 20 16 year olds, and you yourself would guess at least 5 of them wrong.

/unless I was terminally stupid when I was younger. hmm....
 
2012-07-24 11:24:27 PM
BronyMedic:let's not pretend here this girl was a poor, innocent thing who had her honor besmirched.

Dood, she's 13. If she's voluntarily getting porked by Internet strangers, it's mostly someone else's fault for messing her up.
 
2012-07-24 11:24:42 PM
Florida...why can't I quit you!?
 
2012-07-24 11:24:50 PM
Y'know, I don't want to be the guy that says that we should embrace Hispanic justice...

So I won't be the guy that says that.

/Brian Ross
 
2012-07-24 11:25:49 PM
Dad looking for daughter, 13, finds her in car with half-undressed man in Indian River County

Hey he found her! I guess he knows where she hangs out!
 
2012-07-24 11:25:59 PM

BronyMedic: /And this is why you always demand ID, folks.


Another reason to always meet the parents when dating.
 
2012-07-24 11:26:21 PM
Even if she was 16 the guy would still be in trouble.

Florida age of consent for girls is 18, guys, 16.
 
2012-07-24 11:27:56 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Even if she was 16 the guy would still be in trouble.

Florida age of consent for girls is 18, guys, 16.


So, in Florida, they believe that boys are more mature than girls as teenagers?!?!?
 
2012-07-24 11:28:18 PM
I'm guessing they got mad he didn't pay full price.
 
2012-07-24 11:29:29 PM
He is lucky to be alive.
 
2012-07-24 11:30:14 PM
Card 'em. 13-year-olds do all kinds of stupid shiat for attention. It's your own damn fault if you statutory rape someone, no matter how old she looked.

Sounds like the whole "well if she wasn't wearing that hoochie outfit, I wouldn't have raped her, officer" argument.

Accountability, people. Try it some time.
 
2012-07-24 11:31:39 PM
poot_rootbeer: Dood, she's 13. If she's voluntarily getting porked by Internet strangers, it's mostly someone else's fault for messing her up.

Bullshiat. I was downloading porn off of DalNet at 11 using IRC. I knew about furries and BDSM at 14 thanks to Yahoo chat.

The thought that teenagers are, by the very nature of their development and hormones, sexual beings makes you feel lost and scared, doesn't it?
 
2012-07-24 11:31:59 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: platedlizard: BronyMedic: Self defense. A clear case of stand your gro-

The girl told the guy she was 16?

Sounds like that punk isn't the only one who needs his ass kicked. She needs a good boot in hers too.

/And this is why you always demand ID, folks.

Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.


You sound like you developed late and/or are ugly.

I keed.

A the father of two teenaged girls I can assure you that some 13 yr olds can look 18.


Hell, I remember having a girl in my 4th grade class that could have passed for 16 and I know a 25 year old who can easily pass for twelve.
 
2012-07-24 11:32:05 PM
This is why I subject all my prospective dates to a full DNA test as well as radiometric dating. Surprisingly, I haven't had a single woman refuse to take the tests as of yet.
 
2012-07-24 11:32:19 PM
Ahahahaha, awesome.

Bathia_Mapes: Florida age of consent for girls is 18, guys, 16.


So, this is the statutory version of "I couldn't have robbed that bank, I was too busy holding up that corner deli"?
 
2012-07-24 11:32:49 PM
poot_rootbeer

BronyMedic:let's not pretend here this girl was a poor, innocent thing who had her honor besmirched.

Dood, she's 13. If she's voluntarily getting porked by Internet strangers, it's mostly someone else's fault for messing her up.


And the people whos fault it was took it out on someone else. Also, stop white knighting her
 
2012-07-24 11:33:26 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Even if she was 16 the guy would still be in trouble.

Florida age of consent for girls is 18, guys, 16.


There is no difference in age of consent for guys or girls. And Florida has a "close in age" exception. Since he is under 24, he didn't commit a crime (at least not that one). In fact the article doesn't mention what crime he supposedly did commit. I would be interested to hear what charges he is being held on.
 
2012-07-24 11:33:32 PM
Can't see the pic on the mobile version of the site. Can anyone post it?
 
2012-07-24 11:34:52 PM
UmmMMM, she was claiming to be only 16... isn't that still underage for consent with an adult? ... even in Florida? Anybody? Frontal lobe development, et al... Or did he also lie, on-line to her, about his age?
... Anybody?
 
2012-07-24 11:35:39 PM

BronyMedic: platedlizard: Having been both a thirteen and sixteen year old girl previously I have to say anyone who can't tell the difference is either terminally stupid or doesn't care.

And regularly working with girls who are between the ages of 13 and 16, I can say that there are ones out there that are DEFINATELY hard to tell the difference.

They develop secondary sexual characteristics far earlier than comparable boys their age.

This guy's a slimeball, no question. But let's not pretend here this girl was a poor, innocent thing who had her honor besmirched. FTFA: She met him on facebook earlier that day, pretended to be a 16 year old girl, and propositioned him for sex after knowing him for only hours.

That's a girl Mom and Dad need to take a rod to.


I have to agree with this. This wasn't rape except statutorily. Dude is a moron to want to pick up a 16 year old anyway, that's under the national age of consent. But some chick who's picking up dudes at that age has severe mental issues or is a demon seed. Either or.
 
2012-07-24 11:36:05 PM

Dougie AXP: Can't see the pic on the mobile version of the site. Can anyone post it?


image.guardian.co.uk
 
2012-07-24 11:36:47 PM

stevenboof: Bathia_Mapes: Even if she was 16 the guy would still be in trouble.

Florida age of consent for girls is 18, guys, 16.

So, in Florida, they believe that boys are more mature than girls as teenagers?!?!?


Apparently so.

In Oregon the age of consent is 18 for both guys and gals.

IIRC, I think California also has the same age of consent as Oregon.
 
2012-07-24 11:37:14 PM
ThrobblefootSpectre: There is no difference in age of consent for guys or girls. And Florida has a "close in age" exception. Since he is under 24, he didn't commit a crime (at least not that one). In fact the article doesn't mention what crime he supposedly did commit. I would be interested to hear what charges he is being held on.

I think he was referring more to the double standard that is common in the south, that Women are either innocent, delicate little flowers who need their honor chivalrously preserved by her male kinfolk, or loose harlots who have no morals, and were asking for it.

Statutory rape, in the south, is basically a way of saying that the "victim's" family is in higher social standings than the boy was, and they want their daughter's "honor" avenged. It's why many states changed the laws to specifically exempt consenting teenagers.
 
2012-07-24 11:38:15 PM

Treefingers: Card 'em. 13-year-olds do all kinds of stupid shiat for attention. It's your own damn fault if you statutory rape someone, no matter how old she looked.

Sounds like the whole "well if she wasn't wearing that hoochie outfit, I wouldn't have raped her, officer" argument.

Accountability, people. Try it some time.


Yes, he needs to be accountable.
But this is a case where so does she.

/chicks who get tipsy then pretend they've been raped also count.
 
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