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(RedState)   Elderly, demented Red State columnist doesn't understand why no one's demanding to see 10 years of Fartbongo's tax returns   (redstate.com) divider line 183
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2012-07-24 05:25:53 PM
Why don't these people care that golf, campaigning and photo ops take top priority on our president's agenda?

So... if you think he's a socialist trying to destory the nation... isn't that a good thing?
 
2012-07-24 05:28:40 PM
That is, in fact, very sad. Like, I'm not even mad.
 
2012-07-24 05:31:25 PM
why no one's demanding to see 10 years of Fartbongo's tax returns

Well duh, they'd be in Kenyan and nobody here could read them.
 
2012-07-24 05:32:47 PM
This needs to be greenlit. Seriously. This is awesome.
 
2012-07-24 05:36:02 PM
Those poor clouds.
 
2012-07-24 05:40:26 PM
Because he's already released them? I'm going to go with that.
 
2012-07-24 05:46:34 PM

Ambivalence: Because he's already released them?


Yes, but not the long-form.
 
2012-07-24 05:46:42 PM
That's the first time I've gone to that site.

That was disturbing.
 
2012-07-24 05:53:11 PM
Whar 0bama
TAX
Reruns, Obama
Wahr?
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Personally, I'm going to go with, "Because Nazi Affirmative Action!"
 
2012-07-24 05:53:20 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-24 05:55:26 PM

FlashHarry: [dtdstudios.com image 843x403]


wait - i don't even know what this is.

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-24 06:05:40 PM

Ambivalence: Because he's already released them? I'm going to go with that.


Sucker. Sheriff Joe already proved they're forgeries.
 
2012-07-24 06:07:37 PM

St_Francis_P: why no one's demanding to see 10 years of Fartbongo's tax returns

Well duh, they'd be in Kenyan and nobody here could read them.


My husband and I laughed at your comment.
 
2012-07-24 06:10:11 PM
I like how these people think liberals like stealing things. Great way to understand your political adversaries.
 
2012-07-24 06:53:00 PM
I have never been this angry in my entire life, never.

Kay. Continue dying.
 
2012-07-24 07:11:51 PM
Hey Grandpa, you want to know how we got to this point? People like you.
 
2012-07-24 07:25:57 PM
I'm trying to figure out what the comments had to do with anything grandma said.
 
2012-07-24 07:27:37 PM
Holy crap, those people are insane.

Of course, the rest of us have known that for years.

Damn Teabaggers.
 
2012-07-24 07:29:21 PM
This post is somewhat of a bookmark so I can come back to this thread later.

Because I can't wait to see how the Derpsquad sides with this.
 
2012-07-24 07:30:11 PM
How come no one in the comments did any mansplaining to this grandma?

Seriously, Red State? Would it have killed you to put this elderly woman's mind at peace by telling her that Obama has, in fact, release 12 years of tax returns?

I know you have an agenda to push, and lying helps you a great deal, but, come on! This is someone's grandmother, assholes. She doesn't need to live in fear as a result of the ignorance you assholes spew.
 
2012-07-24 07:30:54 PM

Jackson Herring: That is, in fact, very sad. Like, I'm not even mad.


This, seriously.

"I don't know why anyone thought electing a Muslin nignog would make me not be a racist."

"Why doesn't anyone ask Obama to do stuff he's already done?"

"Why does he have to pronounce it "nooklear" instead of "nookular" like our last President did?"

"What's with people supporting some stupid minority's rights to have the freedom that my father and two brothers died for them to have?"
 
2012-07-24 07:36:17 PM
That's how I felt and spelled when Bush was president.
 
2012-07-24 07:42:14 PM
exasperated anger fueled by tightly gripped half-truths in defense of a past that never existed. ladies and gentlemen: your republican base.
 
2012-07-24 07:45:46 PM
No one's demanding he do it because he's already done it, you stupid shiathead. Is there some virus that attacks your brain and turns it to Swiss cheese the moment you declare yourself to be a Republican?
 
2012-07-24 07:47:46 PM

Coco LaFemme: No one's demanding he do it because he's already done it, you stupid shiathead. Is there some virus that attacks your brain and turns it to Swiss cheese the moment you declare yourself to be a Republican?


I saw that movie; it's the fault of those damned environmentalists who let the monkey out and then zombies.
 
2012-07-24 08:01:01 PM

Coco LaFemme: No one's demanding he do it because he's already done it, you stupid shiathead. Is there some virus that attacks your brain and turns it to Swiss cheese the moment you declare yourself to be a Republican?


Your causality is backwards.
 
2012-07-24 08:26:08 PM
I think I found a picture of her:
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-24 08:38:28 PM
That's a whole lotta misinformed cloud yelling there. Perhaps she needs her onion changed.
 
2012-07-24 08:39:14 PM

DarwiOdrade: I think I found a picture of her:

farm3.static.flickr.com


Just look at her. Lording her button wealth over the buttonless. She's like Scrooge McDuck but with buttons. She's all, "I got my buttons. Fark you!"
 
2012-07-24 08:43:19 PM
Can we have death panels? I'm starting to like the sound of that.
 
2012-07-24 08:50:24 PM

NewportBarGuy: Can we have death panels? I'm starting to like the sound of that.


This.
 
2012-07-24 08:53:06 PM

DarwiOdrade: I think I found a picture of her:
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 359x500]


She's "Miss May" in the "Women of Cracker Barrel" calender.
 
2012-07-24 08:54:54 PM

Musikslayer: DarwiOdrade: I think I found a picture of her:
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 359x500]

She's "Miss May" in the "Women of Cracker Barrel" calender.


Was that May 1850, or 1852?
 
2012-07-24 08:56:26 PM

Ed Finnerty: DarwiOdrade: I think I found a picture of her:

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 359x500]


Just look at her. Lording her button wealth over the buttonless. She's like Scrooge McDuck but with buttons. She's all, "I got my buttons. Fark you!"


"Well like I always say, you can never have too many buttons." - Buttons "Buttons" Buttonworth
 
2012-07-24 08:56:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-24 08:58:02 PM

Jackson Herring: That is, in fact, very sad. Like, I'm not even mad.


Yea... that is some rational person's family.
 
2012-07-24 08:58:24 PM
"Please, please. I just don't understand how 40+% of our population is still approving of this president. Why aren't they demanding documentation of his prior life to 2008? Why don't they want 10 years of Obama's tax returns? Why don't these people care that golf, campaigning and photo ops take top priority on our president's agenda?"

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-24 09:01:50 PM

DamnYankees: I like how these people think liberals like stealing things. Great way to understand your political adversaries.


They still haven't figured out that they're supporting their adversaries.
 
2012-07-24 09:02:50 PM

StopLurkListen: [i.imgur.com image 850x197]


oh cool I made that :)
 
2012-07-24 09:03:02 PM

theknuckler_33: Jackson Herring: That is, in fact, very sad. Like, I'm not even mad.

Yea... that is some rational person's family.


We just call him Uncle FW:FW:FW
 
2012-07-24 09:03:59 PM
I think she's lying. Sounds like she's made up a bunch of stuff just to be mad at.
 
2012-07-24 09:05:13 PM

Jackson Herring: StopLurkListen: [i.imgur.com image 850x197]

oh cool I made that :)


You win! Heh. Saw it and bookmarked it for future fun.

(I've seen art from professional artist friends of mine pop up here, too, uncredited. It's all good, though!)
 
2012-07-24 09:06:47 PM
This is sad in the same way that the second half of Don Quixote is sad. I doubt, however, this woman will ever realize the farce she's living.
 
2012-07-24 09:06:52 PM
she is on Pat Sajak's email forward list
 
2012-07-24 09:06:56 PM

StopLurkListen: Jackson Herring: StopLurkListen: [i.imgur.com image 850x197]

oh cool I made that :)

You win! Heh. Saw it and bookmarked it for future fun.

(I've seen art from professional artist friends of mine pop up here, too, uncredited. It's all good, though!)


no I just mean that I cropped it from the actual abbywinters dot com banner
 
2012-07-24 09:07:37 PM

timujin: nignog


I'm not sure why I laughed so hard at this...ah yes, that's why.

www.clerks2.com
 
2012-07-24 09:09:05 PM
These people make my head hurt. They listen to talking heads who deliberately mislead with half truths like why is no one asking for Obama's tax returns. Then they start spouting it back misinterpreted and they are too stuck in their beliefs to actually do the 5 minutes of research it would take to actually learn the truth and save us the pain of having to hear this ignorant bull.
 
2012-07-24 09:09:42 PM
I 'understand' this woman.
My mom is similarly oblivious to facts outside of her perception of reality.
 
2012-07-24 09:10:04 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: This is sad in the same way that the second half of Don Quixote is sad. I doubt, however, this woman will ever realize the farce she's living.


except when they turn her story into a musical, it will feature the whines of a dozen neglected cats a lot more than don quixote.
 
2012-07-24 09:10:15 PM

Jackson Herring: StopLurkListen: [i.imgur.com image 850x197]

oh cool I made that :)


DERP the libs and 0bama say you didn't DERP


Seems like she's baffled that over half the nation doesn't think Obama is a secret muslim socialist that hates America. I've got some words for you Grandma:

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE BEING LIED TO.
 
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