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(KREM Spokane)   88-year-old woman awakened by intoxicated stranger. With helpful picture of what being awakened by an intoxicated stranger might look like   (krem.com) divider line 17
    More: Interesting, Spokane Valley, Spokane, Jeffrey Danielson  
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9912 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2012 at 11:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-24 09:02:05 PM  
kevinunderhill.typepad.com
 
2012-07-24 10:00:53 PM  
That actually made me lol. Good find submitter.
 
2012-07-24 11:11:50 PM  
I hate when strangers wake me up and kick me out of their house.
 
2012-07-24 11:22:42 PM  
He's getting charged with burglary without even trying to steal anything?
 
2012-07-24 11:27:44 PM  
"intoxicated stranger"

Got drunk and your arm fell asleep?
 
2012-07-24 11:31:37 PM  
Some enchanted evening.
 
2012-07-24 11:41:02 PM  
His breath was probably rancid enough to wake the dead.
 
2012-07-24 11:52:09 PM  

TheJoe03: He's getting charged with burglary without even trying to steal anything?


He doesn't have to actually steal anything. Burglary is breaking and entering with intent to commit a felony.

So if he wasn't going to steal something...he had the rapies on for an 88-year old woman.
 
2012-07-24 11:57:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: So if he wasn't going to steal something...he had the rapies on for an 88-year old woman.


...or he's a drunk dumbass who walked in the wrong house.
 
2012-07-25 12:16:55 AM  

TheJoe03: Gyrfalcon: So if he wasn't going to steal something...he had the rapies on for an 88-year old woman.

...or he's a drunk dumbass who walked in the wrong house.


Happened to me once.
 
2012-07-25 12:40:06 AM  

TheJoe03: Gyrfalcon: So if he wasn't going to steal something...he had the rapies on for an 88-year old woman.

...or he's a drunk dumbass who walked in the wrong house.


Amen.
 
2012-07-25 01:32:49 AM  
I never walked into the wrong house but did get lost in my apartment complex (12 whole units) after a night of college era drinking.
 
2012-07-25 06:36:05 AM  
Really? I have to do it?

blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2012-07-25 07:01:23 AM  
Trayvon? Is that you? Did you bring my Skittles?
 
2012-07-25 07:02:25 AM  
George... get up, there's someone at the door...
 
2012-07-25 12:44:02 PM  
Anyone else see the three pointed claw as the dudes right hand behind the curtain in the picture?
 
2012-07-25 02:08:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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