FlashHarry: instantwin: It's just a joke for non-fanbois.

but i though jokes were supposed to be funny.



/sorry for too old

LOL. these comments.
Apple haters gonna hate.
Apple could come out with a solid gold blowjob machine that converted semen to money and ran on nutsweat, and haters would still find something to hate about it.

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think it's going to be uglier next quarter. I'm selling about one iPhone for every dozen or so Android phones. The demand for the Samsung Galaxy SIII is amazing. The iPhone 5 is going to have to be something absolutely phenomenal for Apple to get their market back. This is for Verizon, mind you. AT&T's iPhone numbers are much higher, I'm sure.

I'm not worried. I hear the iPhone 5 comes with all iTunes updates for the next decade already installed and Siri flirts with you if you order delivery for five consecutive days. There's even rumors that some exclusive models will be available that will include a strand of Steve Jobs' hair that is shellacked into the case. It makes the shape of the Apple logo.

Savian: Can someone sum this up with an appropriate 3-panel comic strip?

Is four okay?

Praise the good Lord for put spreads. Covered my long stock real nice like

intelligent comment below: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: intelligent comment below:
Like I said, out of the box, with no customization, iPhone beats everything.

I dunno know about you guys, but I develop my personal and tribal identity around which consumer products I buy.

schattenteufel: LOL. these comments.
Apple haters gonna hate.
Apple could come out with a solid gold blowjob machine that converted semen to money and ran on nutsweat, and haters would still find something to hate about it.

Well, if the sumbiatch don't run on 4G, you're goddamn right! :)

FlashHarry: instantwin: [www.heise.de image 550x335]
i don't get it. what costs $99?
sprgrss:
the only updates that cost money are the .5 up grades.

Relax guys, or the foam will drop on your shiny toy.
It's just a joke for non-fanbois.

Wall Street analysts? Who are these guys? What purpose do they serve? Who cares what they think?

Weird, much bigger than Big Oil companies, sitting on over a hundred billion in cash, produces gimmicky toys nobody really needs, massive outsourcer....

Liberals love em.

Whack, wiggedy whack.

Yeah, I'm sure they're hurting. Poor guys.

/What do you mean those sheep can't afford to buy a new $2000 laptop, $300 phone, and $600 tablet every year? That's just half a days salary!

"Wall Street expected Apple to ship 29 million iPhones during the June quarter and actual iPhone shipments came in at just 26 million units"

Only 26 million? Ouch!