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Not seeing the problem. The look on her face in TFA is par for the course.

they all look young and fresh in the second photo... and Sporty looks fking goddamn gorgeous. why oh why was she sold as 'the ugly one'????

in the bottom picture, there's too much botox on all of them. Emma looks the best aged.

shoegaze99: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She's got a god-awful smile, and she knows it.

When she's not faking it and she's genuinely laughing she can look pretty cute, judging on her and Beckam's hilarious interview with Ali G.

That's pre-frozen face, of course.

Yeah, indeed she looks cute in that.

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Not seeing the problem. The look on her face in TFA is par for the course.

they all look young and fresh in the second photo... and Sporty looks fking goddamn gorgeous. why oh why was she sold as 'the ugly one'????

in the bottom picture, there's too much botox on all of them. Emma looks the best aged.

To be fair, I think Sporty has taken some of Tina Fey's hot pills over the years. But I agree with you. Sporty? Hot. Baby? Hot. Ginger? Hot (even though she's 25 years older than she claims). Scary? Umm...Two words: Eddie Murphy. Posh Spice is just a rich girl who can't sing, dance or act who somehow found a career as a singer, dancer and actress.

Oh, and here's my interpretation of Posh Spice trying to approximate the emotion of contentedness:

fap fap fap

PC LOAD LETTER: Apart from Victoria, I would clusterfark all of them until I ran out of bodily fluids to ejaculate.

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Can this get green lit more, please? There's still three days until the opening ceremonies.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I said it back then, and I'll say it now. Sporty Spice all the way!!

LIne starts behind me!

...is she the one on the far right?

She looks like a little boy doing his drag queen or Johnny Depp impersonation (I have to ask if there's a whole lot of difference there).

Not at all like some sort of sex symbol the article/people seem to make her out to be? The pic of her with the blonde bob (horrible grimace aside) is kinda cute.

All the other pics make her look like Chyna pre-plastic-surgery-gone-horribly-wrong. Well, before the 3rd or 4th one that went really wrong. In between the 1st and second one maybe.

gimmegimme: Scary? Umm...Two words: Eddie Murphy.

I vaguely remember that there was something between the two of them, but no details.

Wasn't there a South Park episode about this?

Life_is_a_carnivore: Did anyone say 'Old Spice' yet?

Huh?

Huh??

"America can do better. I propose..

The Spicier Girls

Lady Gaga (Smarty Spice) will create concepts and busyness plans, compose music, write lyrics, play instruments, choreograph dances, direct music videos, compact discs, design covers, mix records, write liner notes, do promotion etc, etc, etc
Ke$ha (Scary Spice) will rap verses
Christina Aguilera (Posh Spice) will sing choruses
Britney Spears (Sporty Spice) will dance dances
Katy Perry (Baby Spice) will look good
Madonna (Old Spice) will make everybody else look better "

LewDux: America can do better. I propose..

I don't think any of what you said counts as 'better'.

Least Attractive Spice.

I guess the Scary tag was unavailable

FirstNationalBastard: It would be a disappointment to jam it in her pooper without notice, because she wouldn't be able to register a look of surprise.

Yeah but that's not the botox, that's just how wearingly familar anal sex is for her.

Did the old chant, "Posh Spice, takes it up the arse", follow her and David to LA Galaxy?

Excellent job by the photographer. He really captured it. She looks practically giddy with anticipation.

/how does this not get an ironic tag? they're doing wannabe

CM Punk gave me a Baby Spice action figurette for Christmas in 1997. No, really.

/CSB

voran: Sporty Spice looks nice.

Always have been a sporty man.

Life_is_a_carnivore: Did anyone say 'Old Spice' yet?

Huh?

Huh??

I'd say it but at this point "Baby Spice" looks like she's on HRT

If Scary is going for a Michelle Obama look, I like it, but I'd prefer her original big hair.