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1205962 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2003 at 4:17 PM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-11-16 12:22:36 PM  
Mods don't approve articles, admins do.
2003-11-16 12:34:15 PM  
either do tfer's, but this tfer approves of that article
2003-11-16 12:39:18 PM  
*standing ovation*
2003-11-16 12:54:36 PM  
Damn, you're not kidding.

I salute our new Boobdex overlords.
2003-11-16 01:21:53 PM  
How many times are these same shiatty pictures going to be posted? She looks like a goddamned cartoon.
2003-11-16 01:26:34 PM  
Natural boobies, un-natural paint job - teeth you could shine a frickin' laser off of. Take the goodness and paint it down to a barbie doll finish.
2003-11-16 01:29:01 PM  
The same 10-15 chicks seem to get green lighted every time they're submitted. Carmella's the best of 'em, despite the heavy airbrushing.
2003-11-16 01:29:28 PM  
No thumbnails? This server is going to melt.
2003-11-16 01:30:36 PM  
I'm sure that JOHNDX is going to be happy to see her again.
2003-11-16 01:41:49 PM  
They changed the headline and now it looks like I'm just crazy. No matter, I'll learn to live with it.
2003-11-16 01:46:32 PM  
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2003-11-16 02:00:22 PM  
Even her teeth are airbrushed.
2003-11-16 03:04:03 PM  
TheOmni I thought you were just doing a preemptive strike on all the folks who would say "why did the mods approve this shiat?"
2003-11-16 03:06:40 PM  
Not too bad, considering her teeth are whiter than Regis' and her pubic hair has gone elsewhere...

I'd rather yank it...
2003-11-16 04:09:46 PM  
I'm surprised Boobdex hasn't earned it's own Fark tag yet.
2003-11-16 04:14:58 PM  
I'd say more NSF56k than anything else, but that's just us people who use Flintstones-like birds to browse the net.
2003-11-16 04:21:57 PM  
Doh - I almost made it past the third picture. I'll have to call on reserves later when I check out the rest.
2003-11-16 04:22:32 PM  
Now, this chick is smokin hot, however, her breasts are obviously fake (though I laud her choice in not getting them ridiculously large). It's easy to tell if a woman has implants by the way her breast lay when she is on her back. If they stay full upright, then odds are, she has implants (as is the case with this girl).

Anyway, apparently I really have nothing better to do than post on Fark. Back to coding Java
2003-11-16 04:23:59 PM  
She's a lovely woman, but I want to slap whoever decided to dress her in what appears to be a tuna net. Why is it that the wardrobe specialists have such tacky taste in clothing?
2003-11-16 04:24:03 PM  
She's had more airbrush work than Snow White. Not to mention this is at least the third time this chick's been posted.

Nothing here... move along please.
2003-11-16 04:26:50 PM  
nice. but obviously fake.
2003-11-16 04:26:51 PM  
She had me till she bent over!

Holy chipped beef, Batman!
2003-11-16 04:29:00 PM  
Ummmmmmm, Darn! I keep getting FILE NOT FOUND and some type of SEARCH screen.
2003-11-16 04:29:00 PM  
heh heh heh

...I'll be right back.
2003-11-16 04:30:06 PM  

Ok, what does Boobdex have against thumnails? I hate the way their site ties up my browser while loading in.

Come on, this is website building 101 stuff people!

2003-11-16 04:30:22 PM  
Nice boobies. As for the rest of her, my car probably has less plastic.
2003-11-16 04:31:46 PM  
She's like Sandra Bullock and the snooty girl off Buffy the vampire slayer's love child.
2003-11-16 04:32:55 PM  
That's all I have to say.
2003-11-16 04:33:06 PM  
Also, one more thing:


Also, in easily half those pictures her crotch has been airbrushed away. Really shiattily, may I add. You can see what appears to be a labia scar here, here, and (worst offender of all) here.

She's a woman. She has a vulva. What's the point of pretending like it doesn't exist?
2003-11-16 04:34:05 PM  
That's a lot of pictures stuffed into one page...

Server should be farked in 3, 2, 1...
2003-11-16 04:35:00 PM  
Okay, I am officially jealous. I don't mind admitting it. There's no competing with that.
2003-11-16 04:35:35 PM  
I wanna squeeze em .....
2003-11-16 04:38:13 PM  
Meh...give me a live woman on my lap any I don't have to pay to be there.
2003-11-16 04:40:49 PM  
Carmella is the best ever.
2003-11-16 04:41:10 PM  
Nah, Rillion, all you need is an artist to make you look like a cartoon, and you'll look just like her.
2003-11-16 04:41:33 PM  
Move over Kylie, we have a more perfect ass. Probably the most perfect ass in the world and Fark has it. Yeah baby Yeah
2003-11-16 04:43:32 PM  
DAMN, Where can I get a dumb looking, big toothed, big hipped woman like that? She is unbelievably hot.
2003-11-16 04:44:50 PM  
What did the headline used to say?
2003-11-16 04:46:15 PM  
Any burn victims in the room? I think we found your new ears.
Rat [TotalFark]
2003-11-16 04:46:26 PM  
The Satellite Internet installer just left my house, and this is the first link I clicked on...

Screw all you naysayers, I've got some catchin' up to do.

™ kudos
2003-11-16 04:48:26 PM  
The first 10 or so pics are great, and then it dissolves into a lesson in photoshop.
2003-11-16 04:48:30 PM  
So.. Hispanic or not?

I mean, according to some farkers, race is the single most important thing that affects hitability.
2003-11-16 04:48:52 PM  
just one word: fake
2003-11-16 04:49:58 PM  
Wow, those are some hefty meat curtains. I like the no-hair style look!
2003-11-16 04:51:55 PM fap.
2003-11-16 04:52:18 PM  
Airbrushed into near perfection. The best way to improve those pics is to add me on top of her. ;-)
2003-11-16 04:54:17 PM  
Nice photoshopping done on those pics. She's a total butterface without all the airbrushing.
2003-11-16 04:55:05 PM  
Nice cockpit.
2003-11-16 04:55:30 PM  
I dunno, cke-gt. Photos like this (NSFW, obviously) where there's that nice smooth curve from the hipbone up the belly to the rib, that's just nice. I love it on men, and I just have to appreciate it on girls as well. I don't think they airbrushed that into being!
2003-11-16 04:58:25 PM  
She's hot. Some of you are strange.
2003-11-16 05:00:06 PM  
she gets extra points for posing by a foosball table.
2003-11-16 05:00:30 PM  
"Ward, I think the beaver's dead... it's tongue is hanging out."
2003-11-16 05:00:41 PM  

I'd tap it.
2003-11-16 05:01:33 PM  
I want to marry her and have her babies.
2003-11-16 05:02:46 PM  
Just beautiful...

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2003-11-16 05:05:25 PM  
Execuse me while I go hit it, several times over.
2003-11-16 05:05:58 PM  
I think she's hot, but it was totally unnecessary to airbrush her crotch away. I'd take it for what it is, chipped beef and all.
2003-11-16 05:06:05 PM  
I'm eighteen and already I have seen far too much pr0n and become desensitized to the boobies.
BTW, did it hurt when she fell from that toolbar in PS heaven?
2003-11-16 05:07:23 PM  
2003-11-16 01:26:34 PM mildlydisturbed

Natural boobies, un-natural paint job - teeth you could shine a frickin' laser off of. Take the goodness and paint it down to a barbie doll finish.

It's a f a n t a s y people, it's not supposed to be real... so...

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2003-11-16 05:07:59 PM  
BTW, a bit off topic, but is it just me, or does it seem that Melissa, the SbB girl, has recently had breast work done?

Summer picture:
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This week:
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2003-11-16 05:08:15 PM  
"she has implants"

No effin way. those are obviously real.

"You can see what appears to be a labia scar here"

That's the landing strip man! PUBIC HAIR.

btw. I'd hit that.
2003-11-16 05:08:48 PM  
That's where my dog left his rawhide chew toy.

2003-11-16 05:09:05 PM  
Those aren't teeth. They're Chiclets.
2003-11-16 05:10:54 PM  
beeferoni, no way to tell. It could easily be a push-up bra. Plus it looks like she may have gained a few pounds (not that she doesn't look great in the second photo as well).
2003-11-16 05:11:08 PM  
What is Sports by Brooks exactly? Does a guy named Brooks invent new sports for people to play?
2003-11-16 05:13:50 PM  
once again, I'm making it my quest to marry that woman.

beeferoni - she's working a push-up bra there, I work women's reatil.

God I love my job, nothing like putting gorgeous women in tight clothing.
2003-11-16 05:14:31 PM  
sports brooks?

i think its like unpopular people trying to become popular

2003-11-16 05:15:14 PM  
Also, she's working a lil bit of the winter weight there, I almost like it better
2003-11-16 05:17:15 PM  

heh heh heh

...I'll be right back.

2003-11-16 05:18:09 PM  
Whoa, she's packin a full load of moosemeat in that canoe. Hot though.
2003-11-16 05:18:10 PM  
One more favorite...

I'm with you, TheDeathMerchant...I'd make a quest to marry her but my wife would likely not approve...

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2003-11-16 05:18:24 PM  
where is the "nsfw" warning, i opened this page at a friend think it was safe for work, there was a child present.....please becareful
2003-11-16 05:20:50 PM  
I'd submit aerohitfihi's question to be turned into a photoshop contest. WHAT SbB's SPORT Is Melissa Participating in? She does appear to be standing as if she is getting out of the way of a fastball. ;-?
2003-11-16 05:21:29 PM  
My high school math teacher was a 2002-2003 Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader, featured (but not shown here) in this swimsuit calendar. *drools*
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2003-11-16 05:22:40 PM  
I had 2 sets of that girl. Now i have some bandwidth to use up tonight :-D
2003-11-16 05:23:14 PM  
Carmella DeCesare!
all you that critique her body parts are all dumbf*cks.
2003-11-16 05:31:20 PM  
where is the "nsfw" warning, i opened this page at a friend think it was safe for work, there was a child present.....please becareful

Here is a subtle clue.

The finest natural boobies
2003-11-16 05:35:41 PM  
But what about their faces??
2003-11-16 05:36:00 PM  
To all who criticze this womam... first, show me better... second, and more importanlty, stfu... that said, I'd hit it oh so hard.
2003-11-16 05:39:13 PM  
Nice, but far from the finest of natural boobies
2003-11-16 05:51:35 PM  
2003-11-16 05:55:13 PM  
woo hoo for the clone stamp!
2003-11-16 05:58:58 PM  
Nice ninnies, too bad shaved cooter looks like a wound. What's wrong with pubes anyway?
2003-11-16 06:12:38 PM  
a little overboard on the airbrushing? geez!
2003-11-16 06:17:14 PM  
1) Yeah, natural, if using an airbrush like a paint dauber is your thing?

2) Isn't this a repeat?

3) If it is a repeat, does the same kitten lose another life if I fap to this?
2003-11-16 06:24:28 PM  
so many girls are getting breast implants and they are just ruining themselves...

This Carmella decesare girl has the most perfect sized boobs... any bigger and its so fake and unappealling...

This girl and Adriana Lima are my top 2 favorites.
2003-11-16 06:24:37 PM  
That's alot more than the finest boobies I'll tell you that much.
2003-11-16 06:27:13 PM  
Hats Off (Literally) to this one.

Pure divinity in human form

Absolutely purrrttee
2003-11-16 06:28:21 PM  
Oh thank you for that post, I have been trying to figure out that model's name for a year now! Yay!!! Hooray God for Carmella Decesare.

/if I had only known her name before I got married, maybe I would have married her...
2003-11-16 06:29:55 PM  
I see a good Illustrator brush treatment here. NSFW, of course!
2003-11-16 06:31:27 PM  
To those who say this isn't the finest farkin girl you've ever seen, tell me where you live so I can come and see what you call farkin good lookin...
2003-11-16 06:34:14 PM  
im fapsterbating like mad to this122221!!!!
2003-11-16 06:34:31 PM  
That is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

*cries softly*
2003-11-16 06:37:17 PM  
What an awesome face.
2003-11-16 06:37:25 PM  
Penis goes in here.
2003-11-16 06:40:05 PM  
Bricktop tongue first, I think.

2003-11-16 06:40:49 PM  
I'd probably hit it.


I remember her from Playboy, not only for the obvious reasons, but 'cause she's from one town over here on the west side of shiathole Cleveland. And NO ONE looks like her around here. NO ONE.
2003-11-16 06:44:28 PM  
Fantastic balloon knot.
2003-11-16 06:45:32 PM  
This is some really airbrushed shiat!11one!!1!
2003-11-16 06:47:33 PM  
sweet box
2003-11-16 06:47:37 PM  
shiit!11one!!1! Did I do the ones right? I'm always wondering.
2003-11-16 06:49:58 PM  
Oh shiit, jamesey

I'm not fuucking with you on the ones:
im fapsterbating like mad to this122221!!!!
2003-11-16 06:51:03 PM  
My god, you could paint a battleship with all the paint they must have used to airbrush her. And why? She's hot without photoshopping the living shiat out of her.
2003-11-16 06:55:35 PM  
I agree tremendously.
2003-11-16 06:58:31 PM  
Farkette "where are the weeners" outcry in 3..2..

Wait, I'm a Farkette.

Oh well. More boobies!
2003-11-16 07:10:29 PM  
Should be forbidden.
The filth!
2003-11-16 07:12:59 PM  
What airbrushing? A lot of it looks like they used the paint-fill command. She'd probably look better without it, as it is one is forced to question the beauty since it looks like they went to a lot of pains to cover it all up.
2003-11-16 07:21:11 PM  
Isn't she the Jaguar girl?

Don't beavers have fur?
2003-11-16 07:24:13 PM  

Okay, I am officially jealous. I don't mind admitting it. There's no competing with that.

Don't worry about it Rillion, she can't either. Not with out all the retouching.

Check out this site, it shows just how much they alter those pictures. With enough photoshopping, anyone can look that good.

2003-11-16 07:30:03 PM  
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I have no idea...
2003-11-16 07:31:29 PM  
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2003-11-16 07:35:24 PM  
My favorite pic of this lovely piece of woman is the one where she is doing laundry or something and has bubbles on her rear. A kitten died that day.
2003-11-16 07:38:47 PM  
Hey, I work with her.

Wait, no... no I don't work with her. I WISH I did.

Women that beautiful don't have to work, anyway.
2003-11-16 07:43:14 PM  
I'd hit it with an airbrush...

Oops...too late.
2003-11-16 07:49:40 PM  
The thing that I find amusing is that they're doing THAT much airbrushing. That link with the comparison before and after is a testament to the fact that these guys are clueless.

My profession may be imaging science, but i enjoy photography, digital imaging and image processing (both art and scientific). You'd save a whole farkload of money if you just employed some good makeup in the first place, particularly on the face. It costs a LOT more to have the work done on the computer afterwards. Its always less expensive and easier to get the shot right in the first place, not massage a shiatty shot in to mediocrity using photoshop.
2003-11-16 07:51:13 PM  
Granted this mainly applies to her face, making the girl thinner is a totally separate thing.
2003-11-16 07:55:22 PM  
I wonder what she looks like without all the air brushing. haha. stupid slut.
2003-11-16 08:02:00 PM  
Beefaroni, that pic you posted looks like she's cutting a big fart. Seriously, look at it again. She's hot and all, but in that picture she's definitely cuttin' some fromage.
2003-11-16 08:14:46 PM  
My eyes! My eyes!

What's with her glowing teeth? Ouch!
2003-11-16 08:17:31 PM  
Simply magnificent.
2003-11-16 08:18:30 PM  
Hottest Playmate ever. So says me.
2003-11-16 08:20:19 PM  
I think I saw that bubble gum she lost.
2003-11-16 08:20:45 PM  
BTW, I've sen her Video, and unless they airbrushed ever individual frame, she does look that hot for real.
2003-11-16 08:23:21 PM  
nice, and obviously real boobs, plus a shaved beaver=I'd hit it
2003-11-16 08:23:45 PM  
Holy crap
2003-11-16 08:26:30 PM  
Did she sit in Gum???
2003-11-16 08:49:14 PM  
If you can get passed the midi and the page transitions - this (NSFW) has a few more shots of her.
2003-11-16 08:51:12 PM  
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

2003-11-16 08:53:42 PM  
Just to save time...

Who here would NOT hit it?

I for one, would. Thrice, even.
2003-11-16 09:01:27 PM  
Airbrush? Just FYI: a lot of what you are calling airbrush is actually make-up and really good soft lighting. But, yeah, there is definitely a bit of the Photoshop clean-up in there.
2003-11-16 09:03:15 PM  
Oh my. Just, like, wow.
2003-11-16 09:15:07 PM  
My tongue has a PHO. That's what Fark was made for. Showcasing the best available on the WWW. I hope I can swallow again by Tuesday, because as of right now, it's just not possible. Despite all the scotch I throw towards the just ain't headin' the right direction...but I'll keep tryin' till the sun comes up. She's a doll...and I encourage as many submisions of her as possible! And yes I'd like to hit it...whatever her preference for "it" is.
2003-11-16 09:28:44 PM  
scariest. snatch. ever
2003-11-16 09:30:51 PM  
She definitely has an interesting looking shepee. Kind of rolled down under further than most that I've been in close contact with. I can see where it would come in handy with ankles behind earlobes though.
2003-11-16 09:31:13 PM  
i dont prescibe to the whole real/fake argument, because as they say ... "if i can touch it, then they're real"

i do however take issue with this amount of airbrushing. i mean forcrissakes, for all i know she coulda had a penis in the original photo. i guess i'm trying to say, she dont do it for me. i haven't fully figured out why yet.

2003-11-16 09:42:57 PM  

Beautiful, but boring.

Looks like every other Playboy Playmate. No originality. None. Predictable.
2003-11-16 09:51:49 PM  
In the words of Steve Irwin

2003-11-16 09:53:37 PM  
Nothing to get furious about....
2003-11-16 09:56:29 PM  
I've come to the conclusion that a high percentage of posters in this thread are jaded, high, or both. Yeah, there's some PSing going on...big farking deal. STFU and admire the pretty girl. :)

And FWIW, she's Playboy's Miss April 2003. According to the little bio on the other side of the centerfold, she lists herself as a 34B. If they were fake (which I'm fairly confident they're not), why would she bother stopping at a 34B?
2003-11-16 10:17:23 PM  
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Wantss the boobsiess. Needs the boobsiess! Bad Farkerses! Not likes the boobsies! Makes bad commentss abouts the boobies! Smeagol not likes the bad Farksiess!
2003-11-16 10:35:12 PM  
ten points for the LotR ref
2003-11-16 10:41:48 PM  
Can I go on record as saying I think it's very pretty, despite my comments about the paint-fill? After all, if that's what it takes, that's what it takes. Ends justify the means and all that.
2003-11-16 10:47:08 PM  
I agree.
We need more pics of her.
Although I could never get bored with her, I am now desensitized to her beauty because of the same old pics.

I'd hit it, but only if she hit me first.
2003-11-16 10:51:45 PM  
Already hit it. It was nice.
2003-11-16 10:59:22 PM  
Rlbgfish - I love benicio ! even if he is fat in that movie. and I can still appreciate a good looking woman.
2003-11-16 11:01:41 PM  
Gollum's eyes look about as white as that airbrushed freak in her pics.
She looks to be super hot anyway, why why why with the airbrushing?!! Natural > not, always. Not sometimes, ALWAYS.
And to answer the criticisms that farkers are jaded, what the hell is wrong with being fed up with phony? The proper response to constant fakery is skepticism and distrust.

And oh yeah, Gollum's eyes are so totally airbrushed in that pic. ;)
2003-11-16 11:04:33 PM  
You wanna see something scary?

GIS of this chick

Doctors and high school wrestlers??? She deserves better!!!
2003-11-16 11:07:08 PM  
She's got one helluva set of bacon wings, as evidenced by pic #34.
2003-11-16 11:08:41 PM  
Dawnrazor, you rule!
2003-11-16 11:20:35 PM  
2003-11-16 11:25:15 PM  
After looking and before reading comments, I was going to put my own two cents in and say that she is probably the most incredible looking model I've seen on Fark. Unfortunately, it seems she is fake. Why do I read the comments???
2003-11-16 11:26:37 PM  
fake, real, whatever. I'd hit it.

Somebody arrest her for kittenslaughter
2003-11-16 11:27:36 PM  
my desktop video teacher's sister owns a title company or a like mortage company or some shiat and this chick works for her selling her business making his sister boku bucks....and he says even though the pics are airbrushed she looks almost that flawless in person
2003-11-16 11:27:48 PM  
I suspect she may be a second cousin because her last name matches my grandmother's. Mmm... kinky.
2003-11-16 11:30:08 PM  
Looks like the latest version of cgi created super perfect women. Seriously, the airbrushing makes them look like what cgi created women are going to look like in <5 years
2003-11-16 11:30:22 PM  
Hottest pic... ever!!

NSFW decesare/60.jpg
2003-11-16 11:35:46 PM  
Fine, fine stuff. Does anybody remember a site called Celebrity Pop-Out or something like that?
2003-11-16 11:38:22 PM  
Is that LoTR pic from TTT or FOTR?
2003-11-16 11:38:35 PM  
shaven. not stirred...
2003-11-16 11:43:33 PM  
2003-11-16 11:47:12 PM  

2003-11-17 12:26:52 AM  
I downloaded a few videos of her, people always say she's airbrushed but she looks exactly the same in videos...not sure if there is a way to airbrush a whole video though.
2003-11-17 12:39:48 AM  
why is she wearing a volleyball net?
2003-11-17 12:44:00 AM  
No way are her eyes/teeth that shade of white in videos, people.
2003-11-17 12:52:16 AM  
possibly the most beautiful woman EVAH!
2003-11-17 12:54:40 AM  
Too much 'airbrushing' is never enough.

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2003-11-17 12:57:13 AM  
Regarding the whiteness of her eyes and teeth in the video:
Adobe After Effects is the video equivalent of Photoshop. Anything is possible.
2003-11-17 01:14:55 AM  
CaptainAlias: Is that LoTR pic from TTT or FOTR?

FOTR, I think. When they're going through the Mines of Moria.
2003-11-17 02:22:23 AM  
She might be one of the most airbrushed models I've seen, but she's still hot as hell. I'd crush it.
2003-11-17 02:51:32 AM  
Sweet mothew of mystewy.

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2003-11-17 03:36:03 AM  
Tight, real tight, but not too tight........ Little bit of the ole/ roast beef syndrome, but it's aaaaalll good. Still would hit it. Again, and again, again, Again, and again, again, Again, and again, again, Again, and again, again.
2003-11-17 06:20:47 AM  
I'm almost more in awe of the server hosting those pics that hasn't fallen over, which would be taking as much of a beating as some farkers "members".

Have seen pics of her before and the new sets certainly don't dissapoint.
2003-11-17 06:23:44 AM  
i agree with BellyFlop.
is there such a thing as too much airbrushing? i for one like my girls to have as much airbrushing as possible... and be as naked as possible... and be as on me as possible... at the same time, if possible.
2003-11-17 07:25:13 AM  
It freaks me out that her name is Carmella. I'm afraid that Tony Soprano is going to have me whacked after I've whacked myself.
2003-11-17 08:03:00 AM  
Meh, people in here biatch too much about this and that. If you wouldn't hit that, I think it's time to just simply hang your penis up for the day and start considering Church every Sunday and getting married.
2003-11-17 09:05:04 AM  
Good to see other Farkers have initiated STFU protocol here. Carry on.
2003-11-17 09:57:26 AM  
BellyFlop - would you be willing to give a quick tutorial on how you did that? (photoshop newbiew - paint shop pro actually, no $ for photoshop :)
2003-11-17 10:43:40 AM  
Man that girls to fappable for her own good.
2003-11-17 10:57:48 AM  
She is a goddess. That is all.
2003-11-17 11:02:53 AM  
I should inform you all here that I have had her, many times over, and any of you that hit her now will simply be stirring my cold porridge. Honest.
2003-11-17 11:51:43 AM  
I think everyone knows that Playboy airbrushes the goods. However, I have seen a few videos of this chick from Kazaa and she is truly hotter than fark. You can't PS a video. You can use lighting and filters to make people look better, but it isn't as drastic.

I would leave two wives for some of that.
2003-11-17 01:54:01 PM  
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2003-11-17 02:35:11 PM  
With all due respect Blubble, you certainly can Photoshop video footage. After Effects is equivalent to Photoshop in the film and video world, and is very capable of turning an 8.5 into a 10. Having said that, there's no question that this woman is good looking.
2003-11-17 06:37:17 PM  
Almost 100,000 hits and boobdex still lives! Can I get an "amen"?
2003-11-17 07:00:55 PM  
She was on a while ago - no one worked in my office for three days...
2003-11-17 08:06:29 PM  
Nice link on the digital retouching. Thanks! I did a tiny photoshop one time and it was scary how easy it was to remove stuff. Amazing what you can do, even scary in the hands of professionals.
2003-11-17 08:59:34 PM  
Boobdex is not the one hosting these images, and is really just mooching directly off another site. Credit should be given to Greatest Babes, which incidentally has open-index access to its pictures. (Link courtesy of JOHNDX.)
2003-11-17 09:35:32 PM  
I weep for my Penis.
2003-11-17 09:47:42 PM  
FenPhen, you are the greatest. (...firing up a five-year-old copy of SiteSnag...)
2003-11-17 10:46:57 PM  
Her boobs look like my girlfriend's. Really, they do. And I was just telling her tonight that in all the porn I'd seen in my life (good lord the amount scares even me) that hers were by far the best I'd seen, on or off paper. She thought it was cute, but weird. Which is what I aim for.
2003-11-17 11:23:25 PM  
Ha ha haaa ha- look at the traffic for, and the gynormous spike in traffic.

/Sorry, nonexistent html skillz, cut and paste.
2003-11-17 11:44:40 PM  
GB seems to have their index open for viewing pleasures, but it's a robot free zone. how on earth-d they set up a page to prevent recursive pic gets?
2003-11-18 02:01:06 AM  
I wonder how long these pics were up before the first article was written about it. I saw it yesterday and I am just finally getting around to writing my reply. Just taking a breather.
2003-11-18 05:46:00 AM  
I know who I will vote for "Best Playmate Ever."
2003-11-18 09:18:52 PM  
i don't care if its paintbrushed.. it's not like you're going to meet her in real life. this goes on my "must-see again before i die" list
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