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scottydoesntknow		2012-07-24 02:31:55 PM

The plot begins when Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk drop by the hometown of Phineas and Ferb to track down the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who took away all their superpowers.

I can understand Spider-Man and Thor, but what superpower does Iron Man have? And wouldn't Hulk losing his superpower mean he is just Bruce Banner. I mean his sheer size/weight would make him a beast anyway.

/Why yes, I am being intentionally nitpicky, and in all honesty don't care
//Phineas & Ferb is awesome

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-07-24 02:43:14 PM

I don't get the joke. What did subby misread it as?

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-24 02:52:07 PM

scottydoesntknow: I can understand Spider-Man and Thor, but what superpower does Iron Man have? And wouldn't Hulk losing his superpower mean he is just Bruce Banner. I mean his sheer size/weight would make him a beast anyway.

/Why yes, I am being intentionally nitpicky, and in all honesty don't care
//Phineas & Ferb is awesome

I can see it now:

Isabella: Whatcha doooing?
Wolverine: I'm doing what I do best bub?

Hulk smashs Phineas and Ferb's invention before mother gets home. And I could see Tony hiring the brothers for projects.

Poopy MacPoop		2012-07-24 03:00:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't get the joke. What did subby misread it as?

They're jerking off to them. Which is probably true, for some of them, but also probably won't make it into this episode.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-07-24 03:11:50 PM

Oh, coming! Like cumming! Yeah, I get it.

ManateeGag		2012-07-24 03:29:56 PM

don't encourage this. Loeb should have the shiat slapped out of him. this project should have never happened.

loonatic112358		2012-07-24 03:31:32 PM

I see disney is finally getting around to making a blender game from all their properties

MadUncleEoin		2012-07-24 03:31:53 PM

Superheroes don't really do much...

Honest Bender		2012-07-24 03:35:47 PM

Remember when Disney acquired Marvel and they SWORE they wouldn't pull this kind of crap? Then they IMMEDIATELY pulled all kinds of this crap? Good times... good times...

Sargun		2012-07-24 03:39:21 PM

Phineas and Ferb is a great show. At least it isn't some trash like Hannah Montana

SpartacusHobbs		2012-07-24 03:40:48 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I don't get the joke. What did subby misread it as?

Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

/ subby
// yes, I really did read it that wrong
/// no, I didn't really Quagmire
/\/ what the hell is a Ferb?

That Reilly Monster		2012-07-24 03:42:40 PM

Honest Bender: Remember when Disney acquired Marvel and they SWORE they wouldn't pull this kind of crap? Then they IMMEDIATELY pulled all kinds of this crap? Good times... good times...

It's probably a slippery slope that will lead to things like Moses Magnum showing up on "A.N.T. Farm" or something, but I love me some Marvel and "Phineas and Ferb" so I'm willing to at least have an open mind about it. Hell "Archie vs. Punisher" wasn't half-bad.

dennysgod		2012-07-24 03:56:13 PM

I wonder what kind of inator you can use against superheros?

MoronLessOff		2012-07-24 03:57:05 PM

Doof must have finally lost his choo-choo.

Rhypskallion		2012-07-24 03:59:27 PM

I caught an episode of "Ultimate Spider Man" a few weeks ago. Regular cast members include Nova, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and a couple of other nifty characters. This episode had Dr Strange. So, for the magic to work, Spidey.... HAD TO BELIEVE.

The Disneyification of Marvel is clearly in progress.

MoronLessOff		2012-07-24 03:59:32 PM

dennysgod: I wonder what kind of inator you can use against superheros?

Infinitygeminator.

jayhawk88		2012-07-24 04:05:29 PM

Hey, where's Petey?

SpartacusHobbs: Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

Here's your creepy thought of the day (well, another one). Somewhere, in some vault or archive or whatever at Disney studios, are detailed drawings and instructions on how to draw the breasts of Disney Princesses. Disney has taken pains to standardize the looks they present with these characters, to better exploit their "Princess" line of products, so in just about anything you see with Princesses in it, they look pretty much the same and - and this is where it gets really creepy - seem to have breast development that roughly corresponds with their ages. Cinderella, Aurora and Belle seem to be older and more mature, Snow White is very young, Jasmine and Ariel are definitely in the "perky and pointing up" stage, etc.

At some point, a junior Disney animator has been chastised by superiors for drawing Ariel's breasts "too saggy" or Cinderella's "not teardrop enough".

/Yes, I may have spent way too much time staring at a Disney Princess poster while trying to potty train my girls

Trocadero		2012-07-24 04:09:37 PM

jayhawk88: Hey, where's Petey?

SpartacusHobbs: Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

Here's your creepy thought of the day (well, another one). Somewhere, in some vault or archive or whatever at Disney studios, are detailed drawings and instructions on how to draw the breasts of Disney Princesses. Disney has taken pains to standardize the looks they present with these characters, to better exploit their "Princess" line of products, so in just about anything you see with Princesses in it, they look pretty much the same and - and this is where it gets really creepy - seem to have breast development that roughly corresponds with their ages. Cinderella, Aurora and Belle seem to be older and more mature, Snow White is very young, Jasmine and Ariel are definitely in the "perky and pointing up" stage, etc.

At some point, a junior Disney animator has been chastised by superiors for drawing Ariel's breasts "too saggy" or Cinderella's "not teardrop enough".

/Yes, I may have spent way too much time staring at a Disney Princess poster while trying to potty train my girls

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Kangaroo_Ralph		2012-07-24 04:21:15 PM

There was an episode of Ultimate Spider Man that featured Thor turned into a frog by Loki.

Right after it was an episode of The Avengers that had Beta Ray Bill taking Thor's hammer.

Neither episode mentioned Walt Simonson in the credits. :-\

Rhypskallion		2012-07-24 04:29:02 PM

Kangaroo_Ralph: There was an episode of Ultimate Spider Man that featured Thor turned into a frog by Loki.

Right after it was an episode of The Avengers that had Beta Ray Bill taking Thor's hammer.

Neither episode mentioned Walt Simonson in the credits. :-\

THAT is a shame. I hope he sues.

dahmers love zombie		2012-07-24 04:33:39 PM

Hey, aren't you two a bit young to be macked on by superheroes?

drongozone		2012-07-24 04:35:27 PM

scottydoesntknow: The plot begins when Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk drop by the hometown of Phineas and Ferb to track down the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who took away all their superpowers.

I can understand Spider-Man and Thor, but what superpower does Iron Man have? And wouldn't Hulk losing his superpower mean he is just Bruce Banner. I mean his sheer size/weight would make him a beast anyway.

/Why yes, I am being intentionally nitpicky, and in all honesty don't care
//Phineas & Ferb is awesome

You win a "No-Prize"

FreetardoRivera		2012-07-24 05:05:36 PM

DVDave		2012-07-24 05:14:30 PM

ManateeGag: don't encourage this. Loeb should have the shiat slapped out of him. this project should have never happened.

I thought Loeb was a chick.

images3.mtv.com

mat catastrophe		2012-07-24 05:15:43 PM

Phineas & Ferb is great until you realize that not only is every single episode exactly the same but that the writers have known this for at least a year.

csi_yellowknife		2012-07-24 05:19:27 PM

dahmers love zombie: Hey, aren't you two a bit young to be macked on by superheroes?

Yes, yes they are.

/ F&B is like Family Guy
//except kid-friendly
///and funny

docbenspock		2012-07-24 05:31:41 PM

mat catastrophe: Phineas & Ferb is great until you realize that not only is every single episode exactly the same but that the writers have known this for at least a year.

of course they know. my favourite episode was the Cave man episode where no one spoke English but you still knew exactly what was going on and line for line what they were saying.

\Can-tok: Phinabunk and Gerb! Can-tok in charga!
\\Phinabunk: Can-tok in charga? Du mhakka satellakkah?

VitruvianMonkey		2012-07-24 05:34:07 PM

Rhypskallion: I caught an episode of "Ultimate Spider Man" a few weeks ago. Regular cast members include Nova, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, and a couple of other nifty characters. This episode had Dr Strange. So, for the magic to work, Spidey.... HAD TO BELIEVE.

The Disneyification of Marvel is clearly in progress.

I hate to nit-pick but....I actually love to nitpick. Spidey didn't have to "believe" to overcome Nightmare, he had to realize that nightmares aren't real and that when we wake up, they don't matter. His lack of belief only played into how Strange got taken down. He wins when he understands that Nightmare's power is completely based on something unsubstantial.

\Yes, in the process he learns a valuable lesson about magic being real in the Marvel universe, but still.

cirby		2012-07-24 05:37:55 PM

mat catastrophe:
Phineas & Ferb is great until you realize that not only is every single episode exactly the same but that the writers have known this for at least a year.

You didn't see the one where they told the story backward in time, did you?

Gig103		2012-07-24 05:43:43 PM

docbenspock: of course they know. my favourite episode was the Cave man episode where no one spoke English but you still knew exactly what was going on and line for line what they were saying.

My favorite was the one where they swapped roles but it was otherwise the same. Phineas built an "inator". Then it cuts to D.E.I. headquarters and the giant robot says "Whatcha dooooin?" to Doofenschmirtz.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-24 05:47:18 PM

Gig103: Then it cuts to D.E.I. headquarters

I sang the song in my head.....

My kids (and I) love this show

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-07-24 05:53:04 PM

SpartacusHobbs: Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

What Disney Princesses may look like:

imagonyx123		2012-07-24 06:08:24 PM

mat catastrophe		2012-07-24 06:10:27 PM

cirby: mat catastrophe:
Phineas & Ferb is great until you realize that not only is every single episode exactly the same but that the writers have known this for at least a year.

You didn't see the one where they told the story backward in time, did you?

I have no idea. At this point, they all bleed together in one runny mess.

jst3p		2012-07-24 06:11:57 PM

jst3p		2012-07-24 06:12:33 PM

If The Dark Knight shows up it would be killer!

Ashtrey		2012-07-24 06:43:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: SpartacusHobbs: Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

What Disney Princesses may look like:

Don't recognize that second one.

RustNeverSleeps		2012-07-24 06:52:50 PM

No means NO!

/no

BroVinny		2012-07-24 06:56:26 PM

That Reilly Monster: It's probably a slippery slope that will lead to things like Moses Magnum showing up on "A.N.T. Farm". . ..

Why not Hank Pym?

Ape Shiat Nuts		2012-07-24 07:20:14 PM

So will The Beak be joining the Avengers?

Fano		2012-07-24 07:25:21 PM

andrewagill		2012-07-24 07:43:00 PM

Er,

I suppose I should recount the time I confused Phineas and Ferb with Lee and Herring.

That's pretty much the story, there.

Greenbeanx		2012-07-24 08:57:11 PM

Fano: jayhawk88: Hey, where's Petey?

SpartacusHobbs: Marvel superheroes coming on Disney Princesses.

Here's your creepy thought of the day (well, another one). Somewhere, in some vault or archive or whatever at Disney studios, are detailed drawings and instructions on how to draw the breasts of Disney Princesses. Disney has taken pains to standardize the looks they present with these characters, to better exploit their "Princess" line of products, so in just about anything you see with Princesses in it, they look pretty much the same and - and this is where it gets really creepy - seem to have breast development that roughly corresponds with their ages. Cinderella, Aurora and Belle seem to be older and more mature, Snow White is very young, Jasmine and Ariel are definitely in the "perky and pointing up" stage, etc.

At some point, a junior Disney animator has been chastised by superiors for drawing Ariel's breasts "too saggy" or Cinderella's "not teardrop enough".

/Yes, I may have spent way too much time staring at a Disney Princess poster while trying to potty train my girls

You should have talked to Harlan Ellison, he could tell you quite a tale about that.

Wow dude..just wow...

I wondered how long before Disney awkwardly forces Marvel onto their properties..

loonatic112358		2012-07-24 09:08:38 PM

Greenbeanx: I wondered how long before Disney awkwardly forces Marvel onto their properties

wolverine offers food on a skewer

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-07-24 10:04:37 PM

I do love the Phineas and the Ferb. They had me at, "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!"

BroVinny		2012-07-24 10:25:45 PM

Greenbeanx: I wondered how long before Disney awkwardly forces Marvel onto their properties..

www.deviantart.com

Nuclear Monk		2012-07-24 11:01:13 PM

Phineas and Ferb is awesome, as is the new kid on the block...Gravity Falls.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-07-25 12:30:35 AM

That Reilly Monster		2012-07-25 07:49:29 AM

BroVinny: That Reilly Monster: It's probably a slippery slope that will lead to things like Moses Magnum showing up on "A.N.T. Farm". . ..

Why not Hank Pym?

Because that would make some logical sense. I was trying to stretch it to its most absurd point.