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(MSNBC)   According to Mitt Romney's criteria, Obama created 3.7 million jobs, and 4.2 million in the private sector   (maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 91
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2012-07-24 02:20:35 PM
Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.
 
2012-07-24 02:32:22 PM

pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.


i dunno... obama's been hitting mittens pretty hard lately.
 
2012-07-24 02:46:02 PM
Yeah I don't think campaign Obama is going to pull punches in a debate with the presidency on the line. It's congressional democrats that seem to be spineless.
 
2012-07-24 02:47:57 PM

pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.


Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.
 
2012-07-24 02:49:56 PM
I'm offended by how awful the Romney campaign is. We, as Americans, deserve better than this side show.

Politics aside, it's just f*cking awful.
 
2012-07-24 02:53:08 PM

Aarontology: I'm offended by how awful the Romney campaign is. We, as Americans, deserve better than this side show.

Politics aside, it's just f*cking awful.


but but but but rmoney isnt a secret black muslim!!!!
LOL

rmoney really has been the "anybody other than those other people" candidate.
cant wait until he releases his back tax forms and the shiat really hits the fan.
 
2012-07-24 02:56:33 PM

BunkoSquad: pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.

Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.


Hahaha.

"I'm Sean Hannity, your moderator for this evening. I'm joined by panelists Rush Limbaugh, James O'Keefe and the corpse of Ronald Reagan enhanced with animatronics and programmed to say what we THINK Reagan would say. Governor Romney will have ten minutes for an opening statement and 0Bummer will babble for 30 seconds before our Tea Party audience shouts at him."
 
2012-07-24 03:02:26 PM

Aarontology: I'm offended by how awful the Romney campaign is. We, as Americans, deserve better than this side show.

Politics aside, it's just f*cking awful.


the sad thing is, the media will lean heavily in mittens' favor in order to keep it close.
 
2012-07-24 03:21:35 PM

namatad: cant wait until he releases his back tax forms and the shiat really hits the fan.


I'm starting to wonder if he's trying to do a reverse birth certificate kind of thing. Like, he'll unleash them and it'll be more or less along the same lines as the one he partially released. Then he'll try to compare the two, and Obama will be all "I was busy planning the ending of bin Laden. You were campaigning"

FlashHarry: the sad thing is, the media will lean heavily in mittens' favor in order to keep it close.


Well, they don't want to ask real questions and be accused of being liberal, now would they?
 
2012-07-24 03:51:20 PM

BunkoSquad: Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.


c.) Obama must complete an impeccable half-pass
 
2012-07-24 04:03:20 PM
See? Mitt is so flip-floppy that he can't decide whether he's campaigning for himself or for Obama.
 
2012-07-24 04:31:15 PM

gimmegimme: BunkoSquad: pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.

Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.

Hahaha.

"I'm Sean Hannity, your moderator for this evening. I'm joined by panelists Rush Limbaugh, James O'Keefe and the corpse of Ronald Reagan enhanced with animatronics and programmed to say what we THINK Reagan would say. Governor Romney will have ten minutes for an opening statement and 0Bummer will babble for 30 seconds before our Tea Party audience shouts at him."


And Obama will still win. Easily.
 
2012-07-24 04:57:17 PM

dahmers love zombie: gimmegimme: BunkoSquad: pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.

Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.

Hahaha.

"I'm Sean Hannity, your moderator for this evening. I'm joined by panelists Rush Limbaugh, James O'Keefe and the corpse of Ronald Reagan enhanced with animatronics and programmed to say what we THINK Reagan would say. Governor Romney will have ten minutes for an opening statement and 0Bummer will babble for 30 seconds before our Tea Party audience shouts at him."

And Obama will still win. Easily.


Osama Bin Laden is dead.

:mic drop:
 
2012-07-24 04:58:27 PM

FishyFred: Osama Bin Laden is dead.

:mic drop:


Gaddafi? Dead. Bin Laden? Dead. NIEDERMAYER?!?
 
2012-07-24 05:07:13 PM

BunkoSquad: FishyFred: Osama Bin Laden is dead.

:mic drop:

Gaddafi? Dead. Bin Laden? Dead. NIEDERMAYER?!?


NED? NED RYERSON?
 
2012-07-24 05:09:39 PM
If you omit the first six months of his term, Obama has averaged 94,000 jobs created a month.

If you omit the first year of his term, Obama has averaged 140,000 jobs created a month.

You're welcome, America.
 
2012-07-24 05:10:30 PM
But at some point in the future Obama might retroactively resign, so those don't count.
 
2012-07-24 05:11:05 PM

FishyFred: dahmers love zombie: gimmegimme: BunkoSquad: pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.

Also, I fear the only conditions under which Mitt will agree to/show up for a debate are (a) Ann and Rafalca are co-moderators, and (b) the President must spend the evening in Hannibal Lecter-type restraints.

Hahaha.

"I'm Sean Hannity, your moderator for this evening. I'm joined by panelists Rush Limbaugh, James O'Keefe and the corpse of Ronald Reagan enhanced with animatronics and programmed to say what we THINK Reagan would say. Governor Romney will have ten minutes for an opening statement and 0Bummer will babble for 30 seconds before our Tea Party audience shouts at him."

And Obama will still win. Easily.

Osama Bin Laden is dead.

:mic drop:


Which Romney will respond?

This one: "I do not concur in the words of Barack Obama in a plan to enter an ally of ours. ... I don't think those kinds of comments help in this effort to draw more friends to our effort." He added that troops "shouldn't be sent all over the world" and that Obama's remarks were "ill-timed" and "ill-considered."

Or this one: Romney said at a campaign stop on Monday that he would have "of course" made the same call. "Even Jimmy Carter would have given that order," he said.
 
2012-07-24 05:11:24 PM
Obama (thumbs toward Romney): "I can't believe I'm losing to THIS guy!"

//your 1980's SNL jokes always come in handy
 
2012-07-24 05:13:22 PM

StopLurkListen: Obama (thumbs toward Romney): "I can't believe I'm losing to THIS guy!"

//your 1980's SNL jokes always come in handy


I can't wait for Obama to drop the "There you go again" bomb on Mitt Romney's white ass.
 
2012-07-24 05:13:41 PM
Fundamental programming error - they need to put the think subroutine before the speak subroutine.
 
2012-07-24 05:15:26 PM

Wyalt Derp: Fundamental programming error - they need to put the think subroutine before the speak subroutine.


There's a bug is in the think routine - it wouldn't matter what order they're called.
 
2012-07-24 05:16:41 PM
How many of those jobs were saved by Mitt's insistence that the auto industry be saved?
 
2012-07-24 05:17:24 PM

Wyalt Derp: Fundamental programming error - they need to put the think subroutine before the speak subroutine.


The Think class is accidentally private :(.
 
2012-07-24 05:19:57 PM
Obama should make an ad based on this. Mitt says this at the beginning and then they run the job numbers in text over it.
 
2012-07-24 05:20:28 PM

Serious Black: If you omit the first six months of his term, Obama has averaged 94,000 jobs created a month.

If you omit the first year of his term, Obama has averaged 140,000 jobs created a month.

You're welcome, America.


But..but..but it's not enough. Even though we were hemorrhaging hundreds of thousands of jobs a month at the end of GWB's reign, since Obama hasn't brought the unemployment level to 0% he is a complete failure.
 
2012-07-24 05:20:46 PM

pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.


It's only July. The RNC and DNC haven't happened yet.Obama is master of the "rope-a-dope" and will utterly destroy Mitt Romney in the debates.
 
2012-07-24 05:23:03 PM
i1125.photobucket.com

/It just keeps getting funnier.
 
2012-07-24 05:23:08 PM

Corvus: Obama should make an ad based on this. Mitt says this at the beginning and then they run the job numbers in text over it.


Obama already predicted that's all he needs to do -- run ads with their own words.

"I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message." [Romney sings the National Anthem over closed plants, Romney's 'Let Detroit Go Bankrupt' op-ed, Romney's 'Give Presidents a mulligan for at least 6 months', Etch-a-Sketch, etc]
 
2012-07-24 05:23:12 PM
Romney's tanking himself on purpose for some reason.

I think the convention is going to be nasty and we really will see either Gingrich/Paul or something come out of it.
 
2012-07-24 05:23:13 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-24 05:24:10 PM
If Obama gets to cut off the first year then Romney gets to cut off a year from being CEO of Bain! It's just fair, or do you libs not want a fair fight, OF COURSE YOU DON'T YOU HATE AMERICA, DON'T YOU?

/Rush will say something akin to this within a fortnight.
 
2012-07-24 05:24:13 PM
I think that as the election gets closer, and Mitt starts to accept that he is going to lose, and LOSE BIG, he is going to flip out. I fully expect Mitt to get over-the-top pissed at some recorded event. The guy has NO concept of losing, because he's never played anything but a game that was rigged for him by his daddy and his daddy's money.

Hell, I almost expect him to throw around the "n-word" on national television. A total breakdown, basically. McCain was a good candidate for that kind of breakdown, too, but McCain at least knows how to interact with humans. Romney is almost autistic.
 
2012-07-24 05:26:22 PM
If Rmoney is a lying sack of shiat, then I can't believe what he says.

Therefore, I should instead judge Fartbama from Jan 20, 2009

And therefore Obama has killed the ecomony and I should vote Rmoney
 
2012-07-24 05:27:25 PM

StopLurkListen: Obama (thumbs toward Romney): "I can't believe I'm losing to THIS guy!"

//your 1980's SNL jokes always come in handy


www.biography.com

"I am strongly in favor of Planned Parenthood and the protections it provides to women. So much so that I have donated to this fabulous organization."

4.bp.blogspot.com

BOOOOO!


www.biography.com

"My friends, I have always protected the right to life and I will eliminate Planned Parenthood. Yeah...that's the ticket!"
 
2012-07-24 05:28:20 PM
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2012-07-24 05:29:03 PM

realmolo: The guy has NO concept of losing


Is he our president, then? Because I thought he lost the primary a few years back.
 
2012-07-24 05:29:42 PM
Blue_Blazer


If Rmoney is a lying sack of shiat, then I can't believe what he says.

Therefore, I should instead judge Fartbama from Jan 20, 2009

And therefore Obama has killed the ecomony and I should vote Rmoney

s9.postimage.org

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
 
2012-07-24 05:30:50 PM

busy chillin': Blue_Blazer


If Rmoney is a lying sack of shiat, then I can't believe what he says.

Therefore, I should instead judge Fartbama from Jan 20, 2009

And therefore Obama has killed the ecomony and I should vote Rmoney

[s9.postimage.org image 400x225]

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.


I have spent the last several years developing a tolerance to derpicain powder.
 
2012-07-24 05:31:08 PM
So, under the Obama administration, we've had creation of jobs while shrinking the size of the federal government... hmm. Why won't the left wing media cover this? Why won't the Lame Stream LSM Media listen to what Romney has to say? BIAS, that's why.
 
2012-07-24 05:34:10 PM

realmolo: I think that as the election gets closer, and Mitt starts to accept that he is going to lose, and LOSE BIG, he is going to flip out. I fully expect Mitt to get over-the-top pissed at some recorded event. The guy has NO concept of losing, because he's never played anything but a game that was rigged for him by his daddy and his daddy's money.


And he's probably never lost to a Black guy either. Probably aren't a lot of Black guys playing cricket or polo at the White's only country clubs.
 
2012-07-24 05:34:33 PM

pudding7: Obama should bring this up during a debate. Call him on his bullshiat.

Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.


Who you callin' chickenshiat, PuddingHead?

/Keyboard warriors: Fearless as PowerPoint warriors at HHQ.
 
2012-07-24 05:36:52 PM

palelizard: So, under the Obama administration, we've had creation of jobs while shrinking the size of the federal government... hmm. Why won't the left wing media cover this? Why won't the Lame Stream LSM Media listen to what Romney has to say? BIAS, that's why.


MSM is covering it. Didn't you notice where the link goes to? Maybe it's hard for you to hear over the hysteria of 24-hour, talking blond heads.
 
2012-07-24 05:38:17 PM

Pincy: realmolo: I think that as the election gets closer, and Mitt starts to accept that he is going to lose, and LOSE BIG, he is going to flip out. I fully expect Mitt to get over-the-top pissed at some recorded event. The guy has NO concept of losing, because he's never played anything but a game that was rigged for him by his daddy and his daddy's money.

And he's probably never lost to a Black guy either. Probably aren't a lot of Black guys playing cricket or polo at the White's only country clubs.


Hey, that's racist! Mitt Romney sees a lot of black people in the country clubs! True, they're usually mucking horse stalls or serving drinks. But Mitt Romney is in touch with all kinds of people!
 
2012-07-24 05:39:23 PM

TrollingForColumbine: busy chillin': Blue_Blazer


If Rmoney is a lying sack of shiat, then I can't believe what he says.

Therefore, I should instead judge Fartbama from Jan 20, 2009

And therefore Obama has killed the ecomony and I should vote Rmoney

[s9.postimage.org image 400x225]

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

I have spent the last several years developing a tolerance to derpicain powder.


But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of busy chillin': is he the sort of man who would vote for a lying sack of shiat, or the man who killed the economy? Now, a clever man would vote for the lying sack of shiat, because he would know that only a great fool would vote for the man who killed the economy. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not vote for Obama. But busy chillin' must have known I was not a great fool, he would have counted on it, so I can clearly not vote for Romney.
 
2012-07-24 05:39:25 PM
What Romney is saying makes perfect sense you simply forgot the temporal properties of legislation, you see a law passed by a democrat can have negative affects up to 5 years before it was passed while a law passed by the Republicans can take 5 years to do anything good. This of course means that Obama is responsible for the economic collapse when Bush was president and Bush has managed to start the economy up only a year or two ago, see its simple.
 
2012-07-24 05:40:52 PM

pudding7: Too bad Democrats are chickenshiats though.


Democrats? Sure. Obama? Hell no. Dude's got campaign balls the size of small cars.
 
2012-07-24 05:41:33 PM

gimmegimme:

Hey, that's racist! Mitt Romney sees a lot of black people in the country clubs! True, they're usually mucking horse stalls or serving drinks. But Mitt Romney is in touch with all kinds of people!


carlspackler.com
 
2012-07-24 05:42:03 PM
Fluorescent Testicle


Democrats? Sure. Obama? Hell no. Dude's got campaign balls the size of small cars.

We get it. He's black.
 
2012-07-24 05:43:19 PM
DarwiOdrade

TrollingForColumbine


hahaha...Nice!
 
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