RexTalionis: Fun fact - the whole point of the stake/rod through the chest isn't to kill the vampire. It's meant to nail the vampire into the ground so it can't get up.
brap: RexTalionis: Fun fact - the whole point of the stake/rod through the chest isn't to kill the vampire. It's meant to nail the vampire into the ground so it can't get up.FUNNER FACT: THAT FACT IS NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM "FUN".*continues to unblinkingly stare at ceiling, drinking coffee through an IV whilst laying on a bed of garlic, unable to sleep*
Walker: The skeleton had been stabbed in the chest with an iron rodDON'T REMOVE THE ROD!
The_Sponge: Walker: The skeleton had been stabbed in the chest with an iron rodDON'T REMOVE THE ROD!In Rod We Trust
The_Sponge: In Rod We Trust
DblDad: Here's a different report on another very disturbing find.
Magnanimous_J: That part of the world is just chock full of awesomely creepy shiat. One day I would love to go on a tour of Eastern European medieval crazy stuff.
Slaves2Darkness: Meh ... in some of the original vampire folk lore a vampire only lived for about 40 days. You know what else only lives for about 40 days? Somebody infected with rabies.That is right a vampire is just some asshole with rabies and delusions of grandeur.
TheHappTroll: toothless "Vampire" ? What did he suck?
Gough: One of Vlad's victims???http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Does anyone really believe that the whole vampire thing started with Bram Stoker?PSA for those of you considering reading Dracula the Un-Dead by Dacre Stoker: Don't. Just go read the original again. You'll feel more accomplished.
brap: *continues to unblinkingly stare at ceiling, drinking coffee through an IV whilst laying on a bed of garlic, unable to sleep*
verbaltoxin: The only way I'd write something about vampires is if I used some of the old, weird Slavic folktales; such as ... emptying a bag of coins on the ground will stop the vampire, because it will obsessively count each one while you get away.
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Osomatic: Is it just me, or does that seem more like a lump of iron, rather than a rod? Seems like it'd be tough to impale someone with.
washington-babylon: Walker: The skeleton had been stabbed in the chest with an iron rodDON'T REMOVE THE ROD!Read this.
Tsar_Bomba1: I was reading a criminal profiler's book and he suggested that the legends of vampires and werewolves could possibly come from serial killers way back then. People finding bodies that were slaughtered in some horrific manner - that may have been the way the populace dealt with crimes like that. So far removed from out of the ordinary...
Walker: washington-babylon: Walker: The skeleton had been stabbed in the chest with an iron rodDON'T REMOVE THE ROD!Read this.I read it. That was scurry. See what happens when you remove the rod!
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