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(610 WIOD)   Miami: "We have balanced our budget." SEC Investigation: "Yeah, about that"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Miami, bond issues, balanced budgets  
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2012-07-24 03:21:58 PM  
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Deathfrogg: We're still paying off the Kingdome for chrissake.

Oh man, I remember living in Edmonds, WA during the 1990's. Almost Live had a hilarious song about that
(sung to the tune of "How do you solve a problem like Maria):

"How do you solve a problem like the King Dome?
How do you keep the tiles from falling down?
How do you fix an eyesore like the King Dome?

A ton of explosives?
A wrecking ball?
A plow?

Oh, 34 millions dollars is the price tag,
About the same as a King Dome beer on tap,
So why should the city pay,
A hundred thousand bucks a day,
When it's easier just to blow it off the map?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the King Dome?
How do you fix a pile of concrete crap?"
2012-07-24 03:02:20 PM  
1 vote:
The SEC is obviously overstepping its bounds here. Miami is in the ACC.
2012-07-24 02:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Just wait 'til the NCAA gets involved. They're not farking around.
2012-07-24 02:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
The SEC won't let me be, let me be me, so let me see
2012-07-24 02:37:00 PM  
1 vote:
I was pretty sure Miami was in the ACC. Mind your own beeswax, SEC.
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