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(CNN)   CNN reports that Sideshow Bob had 30 homemade grenades and gasoline in his apartment ready to blow. Naturally CNN gives you big scary gun photos that might kill you if you stare too long   (cnn.com) divider line 14
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2012-07-24 03:13:25 PM  
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griffer: Maybe you should look into some mental health care.


I guess it all started with my mom. See, she had always wanted a girl and wouldn't let me wear Toughskins like the other kids. As you can imagine, trying to play football in a tea length dress was difficult. I mean, sure, it was pretty...a nice yellow chiffon, but the other boys always tried to peek beneath. And so I looked to my Uncle Bill for companionship, only Uncle Bill only wanted to show me his Matchbox car collection and give me Kool-Aid that had a funny taste to it and made me dizzy. So that's when I started to collect animals...hey, how much time do I have left?
2012-07-24 01:11:05 PM  
2 votes:

Muta: When is the gun community going to do something to prevent people like Holmes from killing innocent people?


Just as soon as we get a clear shot.
2012-07-24 02:25:44 PM  
1 votes:

Frank N Stein: I'm going to purchase an Ar-15 and there's not a thing you can do about. Stay mad, gun grabbers.


You'll shoot your eye out!
2012-07-24 02:19:33 PM  
1 votes:
first, this is how you do the joker:
img837.imageshack.us


And for the rest of you that responded to my post. Did you not notice I put "if he thought about harming himself then It's going to hurt his Joker defense??". Because every last one of you said "he didn't use the bombs because he would get hurt.

As for those that told me about the stereo, thanks
2012-07-24 01:46:58 PM  
1 votes:

Jake Havechek: I find the bullshiat how an armed patron in the theatre could have taken this guy down before major casualties occurred is bullshiat.

There's no telling how people react in a situation like that. It could have been over by the time you gathered your wits enough to draw, or worse, in the darkness you would have killed other moviegoers instead of the doer.


Yup thats all true. So instead of attempting to stop him, just lay down and die like a good boy. Thx!!
2012-07-24 01:39:18 PM  
1 votes:

fonebone77: probesport: FTA: The grenades were wired to a control box in the kitchen, which bomb technicians disabled with the help of a remote-controlled robot that squirted water on it.

Sounds sophisticated.

A modern computer is pretty sophisticated. It doesn't stand up very well to water either.


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-07-24 01:33:32 PM  
1 votes:

vegasj: actually CNN...

[a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x544]


You don't know the difference between thousand and thousands do you?
2012-07-24 01:31:01 PM  
1 votes:

vegasj: Giltric: One of these reporters should carry around 1000 rounds of ammo and then get back to us on how easy it would be to kill alot of people while humping 30+ pounds of ammo....hell 6000 rounds, loose, weighs 180+ pounds.

the large number of bullets sounds very very scary....but in practicality you don;t carry it around.

no kidding. When I buy online I have to find "free shipping"... cause 1000+ rounds by mail gets expensive


Ah, the guy with theory that the President is secretly working the black panthers is ordering thousands of rounds. Do you get free shipping on your tinfoil hats? Is it more expensive to buy the hats pre-made, or do you make them yourself to keep your money out of the hands of big tinfoil?
2012-07-24 01:27:48 PM  
1 votes:
Wait... so in the CNN picture which one is the AK-47? is it the AR-15 or the shotgun?
2012-07-24 01:24:50 PM  
1 votes:
Well duh, they were using their handy dandy chart:

www.examiner.com

They probably mistook a grenade for an AK-47.
2012-07-24 01:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
CNN reports that Sideshow Bob.....

Drew, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
2012-07-24 01:06:09 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't it about time we put apartments on the table for discussion about making them illegal? Along with costumes.
2012-07-24 01:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: The grenades were wired to a control box in the kitchen, which bomb technicians disabled with the help of a remote-controlled robot that squirted water on it.

Sounds sophisticated.
2012-07-24 12:34:53 PM  
1 votes:

ourbigdumbmouth: Isn't it a little disrespectful to the legal process and to the victims to call this guy Sideshow Bob?


I do know it's farking retarded.
 
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