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2012-07-24 10:52:48 AM
If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.
 
2012-07-24 10:54:32 AM
Oh, hey! It's this thread again!
 
2012-07-24 10:56:44 AM

Shostie: Oh, hey! It's this thread again!


The chicken still isn't tender enough.
 
2012-07-24 10:59:50 AM

EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No


This. I'm bisexual, work hard for GLBT rights in a corporate advocacy group and speak at national events on the subject and I still don't mind Chick-Fil-A having their own beliefs. I eat there anyway. That way, they can be tainted by my gaydollars and I can enjoy delicious chicken.I have no problem with this.
 
2012-07-24 11:01:17 AM
www.bluegrasssavers.com


Chick-Fil-A blows.
 
2012-07-24 11:02:35 AM

logistic: tainted by my gaydollars


Is that like ass pennies?
 
2012-07-24 11:04:54 AM

gilgigamesh: [www.bluegrasssavers.com image 440x267]

Chick-Fil-A blows.


Man, I just discovered that in Houston. That's some good farking chicken.

Popeye's used to be my only place. Now Church's has fried okra (love me some fried okra), and Raisin' Cane's is just insanely good. No desire whatsoever for Chick-fil-A, before or after their homophobic remarks.
 
2012-07-24 11:05:55 AM

EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.


They're perfectly allowed to have and voice their opinions, just as we're perfectly allowed to mock them for it.

I see no problem here.
 
2012-07-24 11:12:09 AM
Wow, Jon Stewart needs to release an audio book narration/commentary of the bible.
 
2012-07-24 11:16:33 AM

BurnShrike: EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.

They're perfectly allowed to have and voice their opinions, just as we're perfectly allowed to mock them for it.

I see no problem here.


And to vote with our dollar.

Not that I would ever eat at Chick-Fil-A as long as there is a Raising Canes nearby, but those gay-hating cretins will never get another dollar out of me now under any circumstances.

That's the American way.
 
2012-07-24 11:30:09 AM

EnviroDude: So much for respect of diversity.


Since when is hate called 'diversity'? That statement is almost too stupid for Fark. Almost.
 
2012-07-24 11:46:35 AM
On the flip side of this equation are people who actually learned how to make fried chicken and therefore don't bother with nasty fast food places for that.
 
2012-07-24 11:48:54 AM

Donnchadha: Is that like ass pennies?


Urethra. That is my response to your question.
 
2012-07-24 11:51:39 AM

EnviroDude: Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.


Right, just like organizations to which Chick Fil A donates money respect diversity so much that they try to "straighten" homosexuals, force things off of TV that they don't like, and actively oppose diversity in education.
 
2012-07-24 11:52:28 AM

Sleeping Monkey: EnviroDude: So much for respect of diversity.

Since when is hate called 'diversity'? That statement is almost too stupid for Fark. Almost.



No, you see, it's like the Klan merely has a diverse opinion about attractive and successful African Americans. If you don't respect that opinion then *you're* the bigot.
 
2012-07-24 11:54:11 AM
I don't agree with the final line of his way of thought. but I love that he's sticking by his guns. Especially in today's world of giving in to special interest/agenda groups immediately..I like seeing this guy stand by what he honestly believes are his morals.

The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups.. I like seeing someone stand up against these groups once in a while.
 
2012-07-24 11:56:40 AM

EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.


There was no legitimate business reason for the refusal of service, and so the discrimination was arbitrary and unlawful.

Feck Chick-Fil-A and this justifying Jim Crow bullshiate.
 
2012-07-24 11:58:32 AM

Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia


Are you retarded?
 
2012-07-24 11:58:44 AM

gilgigamesh: [www.bluegrasssavers.com image 440x267]

Chick-Fil-A blows.


Crinkle cut fries are an abomination before the Lord. Not so fast, Chic-Fil-A fans - waffle fries just plain suck.
 
2012-07-24 11:59:05 AM

Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups.. I like seeing someone stand up against these groups once in a while.


Yeah, and Fark Rosa Parks for intimidating and bullying that poor bus line. I like seeing someone stand up against these groups once in a while.
 
2012-07-24 12:01:20 PM

EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.


A Houston-based C-f-A once fired a Muslim employee for not participating in prayers. So actually they have broken the law about their dickishly Christian views. (It was settled out of court)

Anyway, good on the Daily show. I've said it before: if my money profits the C-f-A owner, and he turns around and donates it to anti-gay groups, I simply cannot give him my money. And guess what, I'm not pussy-whipped by their fried food , so it's not even a difficult choice.

If you want to eat there because you don't care about gay rights, or you don't think your $5 will make a difference, then that's absolutely fine. But if you think what they're doing is wrong, but you can't stop eating there beccause "oommmg their chicken buscuits soooo good!!11!!", well, that's just pathetic.
 
2012-07-24 12:02:40 PM

Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups..


Yes it is gay people who are bullying straight people obviously.
 
2012-07-24 12:04:30 PM
Gay mafia.
Jew media.
Evangelical Fried Chicken Patty Illuminati.

We're through the looking-glass people.
 
2012-07-24 12:05:09 PM

Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups.. I like seeing someone stand up against these groups once in a while.


I know. Those mean gay people with their DEMANDS that other people don't beat them to death. How dare they.
 
2012-07-24 12:10:17 PM

what_now: Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups.. I like seeing someone stand up against these groups once in a while.

I know. Those mean gay people with their DEMANDS that other people don't beat them to death. How dare they.


But mooooommmmm! None of my little friends will let me push them around anymore!!!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-24 12:13:00 PM
I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.
 
2012-07-24 12:16:48 PM

brap: Evangelical Fried Chicken Patty Illuminati.

We're through the looking-glass people.

Strangely, reading the way you wrote it, I now want to join this group. The EFCPI: Clucking for Christ.

I have seen the light...


...ly battered chicken patties and saw they were GOOD.
 
2012-07-24 12:21:24 PM
The segment about the Bible was farking spot on.
 
2012-07-24 12:23:26 PM
Won't these social conservatives ever learn that they are ALWAYS eventually on the wrong side of this kind of shiat?
 
2012-07-24 12:31:02 PM
I wish someone would do a parody of the old Klondike Bars commercials, with someone saying that they would suck a dick for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.
 
2012-07-24 12:32:58 PM

SkinnyHead: I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.


I doubt you'll have to worry about that.
 
2012-07-24 12:36:52 PM

Mugato: Won't these social conservatives ever learn that they are ALWAYS eventually on the wrong side of this kind of shiat?


Yeah, at this point I could set my moral compass by listening to these guys, and doing the exact opposite.
 
2012-07-24 12:38:06 PM

SkinnyHead: I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.


Do you want to go together, like on a date? Seriously, a date with SkinnyHead to support someone who hates gays would be something I would like to do with my life.
 
2012-07-24 12:43:41 PM

sweetmelissa31: SkinnyHead: I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.

Do you want to go together, like on a date? Seriously, a date with SkinnyHead to support someone who hates gays would be something I would like to do with my life.


Um *raises hand* do you want to come with me to Cracker Barrel instead? They hate the blacks.
 
2012-07-24 12:47:54 PM

Mugato: Um *raises hand* do you want to come with me to Cracker Barrel instead? They hate the blacks.


I guess that's why it isn't called Attractive and Successful Barrel.
 
2012-07-24 12:55:13 PM
profit margins for those places are super low - let's assume their net profit is like 5%. so if i spend $10 there on a meal, i'm giving them a bottom-line profit of 50 cents. so even if they are donating 100% of profits to anti-gay groups, it's not a huge individual contribution on my part (or exclusion via boycott). some industrious gay rights group needs to get a volunteer to stand out in front of each restaurant with a donation bucket and a sign that said "for every $10 you spend in here, you donate $0.50 to an anti-gay group, make up for it here."

make it easy for me to pay to absolve me of my sins and i will. but i'm probably not going to give up the occasional chick-fil-a over this.
 
2012-07-24 01:00:22 PM

sweetmelissa31: SkinnyHead: I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.

Do you want to go together, like on a date? Seriously, a date with SkinnyHead to support someone who hates gays would be something I would like to do with my life.


Aw man. The ignorant racist bigots always get the cool chicks.
 
2012-07-24 01:05:49 PM

Nabb1: gilgigamesh: [www.bluegrasssavers.com image 440x267]

Chick-Fil-A blows.

Crinkle cut fries are an abomination before the Lord. Not so fast, Chic-Fil-A fans - waffle fries just plain suck.


I agree on both counts. Steak fries are God's Chosen Spud.

However, Cane's chicken is so good the fries could be made of tarpaper for all I care.
 
2012-07-24 01:13:38 PM

thomps: profit margins for those places are super low - let's assume their net profit is like 5%. so if i spend $10 there on a meal, i'm giving them a bottom-line profit of 50 cents. so even if they are donating 100% of profits to anti-gay groups, it's not a huge individual contribution on my part (or exclusion via boycott). some industrious gay rights group needs to get a volunteer to stand out in front of each restaurant with a donation bucket and a sign that said "for every $10 you spend in here, you donate $0.50 to an anti-gay group, make up for it here."

make it easy for me to pay to absolve me of my sins and i will. but i'm probably not going to give up the occasional chick-fil-a over this.


Actually, if their total profit on your $10 is 50 cents (you're probably close)... they aren't giving 100% of their profits to said anti-gay groups. More like 1 penny on your 10 dollars, if that.

Still, they're a biggoted orginization and I can go to Popeye's, so I'd never give Chich-Fil-A money anyway.
 
2012-07-24 01:33:58 PM

sweetmelissa31: SkinnyHead: I'd like to show my support for Chick-fil-A by eating there, but I'm afraid that there might be lots of other people doing the same thing, and I don't like standing in long lines.

Do you want to go together, like on a date? Seriously, a date with SkinnyHead to support someone who hates gays would be something I would like to do with my life.


You'd find out that SkinnyHead is a very reasonable person. No hatred toward anyone.
 
2012-07-24 01:40:43 PM

logistic: I eat there anyway. That way, they can be tainted by my gaydollars and I can enjoy delicious chicken.I have no problem with this.


your gaydollars are going directly to fund anti-gay groups, hth
 
2012-07-24 01:42:25 PM

sweetmelissa31: Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia, much like Rev Al and his group of asshats.. intimidate/bully too many groups..

Yes it is gay people who are bullying straight people obviously.


is there any group more put upon these days than straight white male protestants?

noboooody knows
the trouble I've seen
 
2012-07-24 01:43:05 PM

BurnShrike: Aw man. The ignorant racist bigots always get the cool chicks.


what did you call me?
 
2012-07-24 01:46:34 PM

downstairs: thomps: profit margins for those places are super low - let's assume their net profit is like 5%. so if i spend $10 there on a meal, i'm giving them a bottom-line profit of 50 cents. so even if they are donating 100% of profits to anti-gay groups, it's not a huge individual contribution on my part (or exclusion via boycott). some industrious gay rights group needs to get a volunteer to stand out in front of each restaurant with a donation bucket and a sign that said "for every $10 you spend in here, you donate $0.50 to an anti-gay group, make up for it here."

make it easy for me to pay to absolve me of my sins and i will. but i'm probably not going to give up the occasional chick-fil-a over this.

Actually, if their total profit on your $10 is 50 cents (you're probably close)... they aren't giving 100% of their profits to said anti-gay groups. More like 1 penny on your 10 dollars, if that.

Still, they're a biggoted orginization and I can go to Popeye's, so I'd never give Chich-Fil-A money anyway.


yeah i was assuming all profits going to donation to highlight the point. why abstain when you can pay to absolve? if you donate a dollar each time, it would do much more good than if you just had boycotted the restaurant. chick-fil-a isn't going to stop donating just because a minority of customers stop coming. they already forgo an entire day of profits each week to align their business with their beliefs, a little boycott isn't going to convince them.
 
2012-07-24 01:51:58 PM

thomps: downstairs: thomps: profit margins for those places are super low - let's assume their net profit is like 5%. so if i spend $10 there on a meal, i'm giving them a bottom-line profit of 50 cents. so even if they are donating 100% of profits to anti-gay groups, it's not a huge individual contribution on my part (or exclusion via boycott). some industrious gay rights group needs to get a volunteer to stand out in front of each restaurant with a donation bucket and a sign that said "for every $10 you spend in here, you donate $0.50 to an anti-gay group, make up for it here."

make it easy for me to pay to absolve me of my sins and i will. but i'm probably not going to give up the occasional chick-fil-a over this.

Actually, if their total profit on your $10 is 50 cents (you're probably close)... they aren't giving 100% of their profits to said anti-gay groups. More like 1 penny on your 10 dollars, if that.

Still, they're a biggoted orginization and I can go to Popeye's, so I'd never give Chich-Fil-A money anyway.

yeah i was assuming all profits going to donation to highlight the point. why abstain when you can pay to absolve? if you donate a dollar each time, it would do much more good than if you just had boycotted the restaurant. chick-fil-a isn't going to stop donating just because a minority of customers stop coming. they already forgo an entire day of profits each week to align their business with their beliefs, a little boycott isn't going to convince them.


So I have to pay a gay-tax on my Chick-fil-A to make myself feel better about supporting their agenda? How about I just choose to not eat there, go to one of the much better chicken joints located all across town, and then donate a dollar to the LGBT community?

Their food really isn't that good, and not worth supporting them.
 
2012-07-24 01:59:41 PM
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2012-07-24 02:00:39 PM

EnviroDude: If you disagree with the CFA guy, then quit eating there. Are they breaking any laws? No

Until they don't serve a gay person, they are only voicing their opinion. And those that disagree with it are trying to force them to change it. So much for respect of diversity.


Remember kids, the power of the Free Market should only be used for Conservative causes.
 
2012-07-24 02:00:41 PM
If Hitler made the Chick-Fil-A breakfast burrito, I'd still buy it.

/that the is the only fast food breakfast that can compete with the Egg McMuffin
 
2012-07-24 02:02:04 PM

beta_plus: If Hitler made the Chick-Fil-A breakfast burrito, I'd still buy it.

/that the is the only fast food breakfast that can compete with the Egg McMuffin


/godwin?
//didn't accuse anyone in the thread, so not sure
 
2012-07-24 02:02:45 PM

Bloody William: Dr.Knockboots: The gay mafia

Are you retarded?


The gay mafia are at war with the transvestite triads and La Lésbon over human trafficking into San Franscisco. It's a mess.
 
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