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(Some Guy)		Joke: -- Latvian: Is so cold. All: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark (chrisconnollyonline.com)		41
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Jackson Herring		2012-07-24 11:49:02 AM

Headso		2012-07-24 11:59:36 AM

Mr Romney what did you think of Latvia?

Latvia... wet.cold.dark.

JohnAnnArbor		2012-07-24 12:04:21 PM

In Soviet Latvia, joke's on you.

RichieLaw		2012-07-24 12:06:49 PM

What is this I don't even

Skleenar		2012-07-24 12:10:51 PM

I am much humor reading such Latvian jokes.

But all man know Lithuanian man much hungrier and stupider. Make me proud be Estonian.
Also hungry.

quatchi		2012-07-24 12:16:16 PM

Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry

[ilol'd]

I like my humour the way I like my coffee, dark.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-07-24 12:17:03 PM

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

I am a bad bad person for laughing at that.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-07-24 12:18:47 PM

2009 called, blah blah blah.

xrayspx		2012-07-24 12:19:59 PM

This goes well with the Gogol Bordello that was playing when I clicked, thanks subby.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller		2012-07-24 12:21:20 PM

Can't...stop...giggling...

/is that wrong?
//this could be a "you is f*cked up" litmus test

UNC_Samurai		2012-07-24 12:27:59 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: 2009 called, blah blah blah.

Not have calendar. Needed fiber. Am waiting for time to pass.

Jackson Herring		2012-07-24 12:29:41 PM

xrayspx: This goes well with the Gogol Bordello that was playing when I clicked, thanks subby.

there were never any good old days
especially not today, or tomorrow

Kibbler		2012-07-24 12:35:28 PM

Chicken dead. Is bad news Obama.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2012-07-24 12:46:03 PM

/Latvian independence day parade
//DON'T LOOK AT ME, they had the proper permits

King Something		2012-07-24 12:51:56 PM

Kibbler: Chicken dead. Is bad news Obama.

Sarah Palin is President. Obama is build model kremlin of potato.

Ramsay		2012-07-24 12:53:37 PM

Head.Hurts.
Why oh why did they have to do literal word for word translation?

/My home town is so small that Ferris wheel had to be painted green.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller		2012-07-24 12:55:26 PM

Ramsay: Head.Hurts.
Why oh why did they have to do literal word for word translation?

No, you see, these are..oh nevermind.

StreetlightInTheGhetto		2012-07-24 12:56:15 PM

Heh.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. "My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want," say first Latvian. "Zo?" second say, "My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!" Third Latvian wait long time, then say, "My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over." "Wow! You are win us," say others. But all are feel sad.

Fabric_Man		2012-07-24 01:08:59 PM

King Something: Kibbler: Chicken dead. Is bad news Obama.

Sarah Palin is President. Obama is build model kremlin of potato.

Why is Obama have potato?! Is elitist for have potato! He is not grow this potato!

macadamnut		2012-07-24 01:12:46 PM

Lithuanian proverb: Pole is cunning like snake, and stupid like pig.

palelizard		2012-07-24 01:14:22 PM

Dr. Doom disapproves of this thread.

offmymeds		2012-07-24 01:23:37 PM

Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! "More bread for me," man think. But bread have worm.

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Gunny Walker		2012-07-24 01:30:20 PM

This is in no way a bookmark.

//Cause if I had a book, I'd burn it for heat.

NINDroog		2012-07-24 01:35:05 PM

Did Fark just make me click on a neo-nazi site? What's with the pic up top?

chachi88		2012-07-24 01:43:22 PM

Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

Devolving_Spud		2012-07-24 01:50:03 PM

What a Latvian fashion show might look like

whither_apophis		2012-07-24 01:50:32 PM

What is one Russian? A drunk
What are two Russians? A fight
What are a whole lot of Russians? The line for vodka

What is one Russian Jew? The corner market
What are two Russians Jews? The world chess championship.
What are a whole lot of Russian Jews? Israel

/actual Russia jokes as told by émigré chess player.

stuhayes2010		2012-07-24 01:52:43 PM

Your blog sucks.

offmymeds		2012-07-24 01:56:49 PM

stuhayes2010: Your blog sucks.

www.ragetrolling.com

JohnAnnArbor		2012-07-24 02:03:28 PM

whither_apophis: What is one Russian? A drunk
What are two Russians? A fight
What are a whole lot of Russians? The line for vodka

What is one Russian Jew? The corner market
What are two Russians Jews? The world chess championship.
What are a whole lot of Russian Jews? Israel

/actual Russia jokes as told by émigré chess player.

There was some Soviet-era joke that said that the "unity of nations" represented by the Soviet Union was a Russian and a Ukrainian and a Chechen and a Georgian and a Kazakh (etc.) all getting together to walk down the street to beat up a Jew.

udhq		2012-07-24 02:22:36 PM

I was just wondering what Meow Said The Dog has been up to.....

FrancoFile		2012-07-24 03:46:48 PM

JohnAnnArbor: whither_apophis: What is one Russian? A drunk
What are two Russians? A fight
What are a whole lot of Russians? The line for vodka

What is one Russian Jew? The corner market
What are two Russians Jews? The world chess championship.
What are a whole lot of Russian Jews? Israel

/actual Russia jokes as told by émigré chess player.

There was some Soviet-era joke that said that the "unity of nations" represented by the Soviet Union was a Russian and a Ukrainian and a Chechen and a Georgian and a Kazakh (etc.) all getting together to walk down the street to beat up a Jew.

I was working in Moscow when John Shalikashvili was the Chairman of the JCS. The Russians were dumbfounded that we let a Georgian immigrant become the highest ranking person in our military. "Ever since Stalin, we won't give a Georgian that much power. Why would you?"

Jekylman		2012-07-24 03:55:22 PM

Why don't Latvians take quinine?

Too tonic.

JohnAnnArbor		2012-07-24 04:00:56 PM

FrancoFile: JohnAnnArbor: whither_apophis: What is one Russian? A drunk
What are two Russians? A fight
What are a whole lot of Russians? The line for vodka

What is one Russian Jew? The corner market
What are two Russians Jews? The world chess championship.
What are a whole lot of Russian Jews? Israel

/actual Russia jokes as told by émigré chess player.

There was some Soviet-era joke that said that the "unity of nations" represented by the Soviet Union was a Russian and a Ukrainian and a Chechen and a Georgian and a Kazakh (etc.) all getting together to walk down the street to beat up a Jew.

I was working in Moscow when John Shalikashvili was the Chairman of the JCS. The Russians were dumbfounded that we let a Georgian immigrant become the highest ranking person in our military. "Ever since Stalin, we won't give a Georgian that much power. Why would you?"

Huh. Weird. The man counts, not the nationality.

/old world works by different rules.....

jigger		2012-07-24 04:36:21 PM

chachi88: Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

yes. this is best one

banraeth		2012-07-24 05:06:45 PM

Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

heh.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-07-24 08:58:05 PM

Heh. These are pretty good.
My paternal grandfather was lucky enough to emigrate from Lithuania before the Germans and Soviets raped the Baltic states, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Aidan		2012-07-25 12:33:45 AM

chachi88: Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

That one broke me. I laughed way too hard at it.

It's kinda like Meow-in-a-box. Only succinct. :)

Griftin Rubes		2012-07-25 12:38:05 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Heh. These are pretty good.
My paternal grandfather was lucky enough to emigrate from Lithuania before the Germans and Soviets raped the Baltic states, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

kicked by thread but potato you wanted

Terrible Old Man		2012-07-25 07:13:34 AM

Hrm... hard to say.

Did they steal all this stuff from Balki telling Mypos-ean jokes or did Balki steal it from Latvia? This stuff seems to be the same sort of stuff Balki says every other episode of Perfect Strangers. :P