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(USA Today)   More and more unmarried couples are having children, which you'd think would upset Conservatives more than gay adoption   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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2012-07-24 11:28:23 AM
3 votes:
The bastards
2012-07-24 12:25:32 PM
2 votes:

HailRobonia: ha-ha-guy: /who am I kidding, no one gets outraged over white guy, Asian woman

From my experience in Taiwan, there are two types who biatch about WGAW: Asian guys, and white women.


We were in East Texas at a Walmart (not like we had any other shopping options) and this morbidly obese white woman with at least three missing teeth asked me if I married my wife because I couldn't get a white woman. I just told her that I couldn't handle that much white woman and moved on be Jabba realized I called her fat.

Also this. The cornfed white women available in my locale had some attractive features, the problem is after 30 it is one hell of a crapshoot as to what you wake up next to. For me it's really really downhill after 60, but right we're in our late 40s and I'm enjoying the benefits of my choice.

/last year at Cedar Point's Guess your Age Booth they pegged my wife as 31
2012-07-24 12:19:26 PM
2 votes:
Don't worry, we're talking about people who are enraged by the Girl Scouts, "Happy Holidays and the White House vegetable garden.

Conservatives have an endless supply of hatred to supply every manufactured "scandal".
2012-07-24 12:11:41 PM
2 votes:
jfc! "wire"? really?
note to self, stop posting immediately without previewing
2012-07-24 11:34:27 AM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: People having children had out of wedlock was pushed way down the list thanks to interracial marriages, and then gay marriages.


As someone in an interracial marriage, come at me Tea Party.

/who am I kidding, no one gets outraged over white guy, Asian woman
//well except Asian guys
2012-07-24 04:28:30 PM
1 votes:

jjorsett: which you'd think would upset Conservatives more than gay adoption

Who says it doesn't?


We can can hate both. Plenty of rage to go around.
2012-07-24 01:46:21 PM
1 votes:
We should give tax breaks for NOT having children, not having them.

There, I said it.
2012-07-24 12:46:08 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: less people give a damn than you think. they just don't care. don't care who you are, what your politics are and what your personal sex choice is. big deal. get over yourself.


unless you're a dude who lies with dudes or a butch lesbo, then people seem to give a damn strangely
2012-07-24 12:25:43 PM
1 votes:
Conclusion:

Married women know how not to get pregnant unless they want to
Unmarried, cohabiting women can't get it right just over half the time, which is pretty stupid
Single women: farking stupid
2012-07-24 12:23:31 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Honest Bender: Honestly, I think the institution of marriage is just losing ground. It would be better if any 2 humans could sign paperwork to just be considered legally a couple.

what if my cat signs an agreement with my dog.? could they have a Nickelodeon (tm) Cat Dog??


When any of your pets have the ability to sign their name and swear an oath to a government official you'll have a lot more issues to deal with than Dogs and Cats Living Together.
2012-07-24 12:19:38 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: less people give a damn than you think. they just don't care. don't care who you are, what your politics are and what your personal sex choice is. big deal. get over yourself.


*Offer not valid south of the Mason-Dixon Line
2012-07-24 12:19:00 PM
1 votes:

ronaprhys: You have to properly calculate the abominations to get to the proper order:

1 - co-habitating and not married? One sin, but if they got married the sin goes away.
2 - having children out of wedlock? Still the same sin as above, nothing really different. You do get a bit of extra flavor as it's setting a bad example for the kids, but the parents can get married and then the sin goes away.

1 - Ghei? Total abomination and a sin. Also, disgusting (assuming it's not hot women. If it's hot women then it's hot and to be encouraged, as long as they're bi and into the group thing)
2 - Adopting kids? Since it encourages an abomination as normal, bad juju. Especially since they can't get married and make the sin go away.

See? Ghei = totally worse.


Funny part is, even though you were just joking you totally nailed the general mindset of fundamentalist Christians on those issues.
2012-07-24 12:17:30 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: FirstNationalBastard: People having children had out of wedlock was pushed way down the list thanks to interracial marriages, and then gay marriages.

As someone in an interracial marriage, come at me Tea Party.

/who am I kidding, no one gets outraged over white guy, Asian woman
//well except Asian guys


Except other white guys envious because they are not in relationships with Asian women.
2012-07-24 12:14:26 PM
1 votes:

mortimer_ford: Swiss Colony: If a child is born out of wedlock and his parents later marry does he remain a bastard?

No, but if a child's parents get divorced he becomes a bastard. But only if he's mentally retarded.


Or goes into corporate management
2012-07-24 11:47:34 AM
1 votes:

Swiss Colony: If a child is born out of wedlock and his parents later marry does he remain a bastard?


No, but if a child's parents get divorced he becomes a bastard. But only if he's mentally retarded.
2012-07-24 11:46:38 AM
1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: When Bristol Palin does it, it is a miraculous gift from God.


Nothing made me want to cockpunch Guliani more than that video where he's standing there with all those other Republicrites applauding those two morons Bristol and Levi.
2012-07-24 11:36:28 AM
1 votes:
When Bristol Palin does it, it is a miraculous gift from God.

When you do it, you are a sinner, a drain on society, and a bad example to our children.
2012-07-24 11:36:02 AM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: /who am I kidding, no one gets outraged over white guy, Asian woman


From my experience in Taiwan, there are two types who biatch about WGAW: Asian guys, and white women.
2012-07-24 11:35:33 AM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Honestly, I think the institution of marriage is just losing ground. It would be better if any 2 humans could sign paperwork to just be considered legally a couple.


Like, say, a marriage certificate, in a progressive state like Massachusetts?
2012-07-24 11:33:02 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-07-24 11:32:52 AM
1 votes:
You have to properly calculate the abominations to get to the proper order:

1 - co-habitating and not married? One sin, but if they got married the sin goes away.
2 - having children out of wedlock? Still the same sin as above, nothing really different. You do get a bit of extra flavor as it's setting a bad example for the kids, but the parents can get married and then the sin goes away.

1 - Ghei? Total abomination and a sin. Also, disgusting (assuming it's not hot women. If it's hot women then it's hot and to be encouraged, as long as they're bi and into the group thing)
2 - Adopting kids? Since it encourages an abomination as normal, bad juju. Especially since they can't get married and make the sin go away.

See? Ghei = totally worse.
2012-07-24 11:00:45 AM
1 votes:
People having children had out of wedlock was pushed way down the list thanks to interracial marriages, and then gay marriages.
 
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