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(Townhall)   America should be raising her children to be godfearing, objectivist virgins who love American Jesusland and are ashamed of themselves   (townhall.com) divider line 128
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2012-07-24 05:02:34 PM
urban.derelict: mahuika: Either you know some really nice RON PAUL party-goers, or RON PAUL party-goers sense my liberalism.

ron paul hung up his political hat the moment he became "Dr. No." Politics is the art of compromise, no one who refuses to budge on absolutely anything will not go far.

/he's an idealist who the CIA has been tracking his entire life/career
//setting up pitfalls to discredit and smear him
/and now he's just a crazy old man

Slaves2Darkness: I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

and yet thousands of years before the Catholic church dominated Europe -- people of middle-eastern descent were researching batteries --> and the universe around us, building precise machinery to track the movements of heavenly bodies with astounding accuracy -->

/drop your white ethno-centrism like it's hot, it is inhibiting progress not advancing it
//ben franklin didn't f*ck with electricity til 1776, bagdhad battery is prehistoric, knows location of WMDs
/"White people are the embodiment of 'cowardly'" -->


And what are they doing now? Oh yeah killing, raping, and generally being ignorant savage farktards. Hmm...exactly like Republicans and Christians.
 
2012-07-24 05:05:25 PM
Selena Luna: Slaves2Darkness: No thanks.
I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

Well, I suppose general hatred means you're not a bigot...


Awww, you think I'm a bigot for hating groups that use violence against others to achieve their own ends, and if you don't think Republicans, Christians and Jews murder and oppress people they don't like then you are willfully ignorant.
 
2012-07-24 05:12:14 PM
Aarontology: The funny thing about the right's embrace of Randian philosophy is that it's an inherently, and aggressively atheistic philosophy fundamentally incompatible with the right's theocratic beliefs.

Not only that, but John Galt specifically parodies Christ by manifesting the exact opposite of everything Christ stood for. The innocent Christ took on humanity's sin in order to save it. The worldly Galt rejected humanity's "unearned guilt" in order to punish it. "Project X" transparently symbolized Christianity's "blackmail" of the world. It had to be destroyed in order to liberate the wealthy and powerful from Christian altruism's vicious tyranny. "John Galt symbolizes the antichrist" would make a great thesis for some lit major somewhere.

Christianity and Objectivism are in no way compatible. None.
 
2012-07-24 05:14:10 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Selena Luna: Slaves2Darkness: No thanks.
I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

Well, I suppose general hatred means you're not a bigot...

Awww, you think I'm a bigot for hating groups that use violence against others to achieve their own ends, and if you don't think Republicans, Christians and Jews murder and oppress people they don't like then you are willfully ignorant.


And what groups can you be identified with that murder and oppress people? Are you an American, perhaps? Does that make you an ignorant savage worthy of hate?
 
2012-07-24 05:16:44 PM
Leeds: That shouldn't have to be said. If people can't determine the difference between reality and fiction, they are suffering from one or more of these ailments: bipolar disorder, autism, or schizophrenia, and of course this is also a trait of some if not all psychopaths.

Or they've been raised in an environment that forces the world to appear to conform to their beliefs. That's not something inherent, specific religious belief socially induced.
 
2012-07-24 05:18:01 PM
Selena Luna: Slaves2Darkness: No thanks.
I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

Well, I suppose general hatred means you're not a bigot...


The polite term is "equal opportunity bigot."
 
2012-07-24 05:21:54 PM
PonceAlyosha: Leeds: That shouldn't have to be said. If people can't determine the difference between reality and fiction, they are suffering from one or more of these ailments: bipolar disorder, autism, or schizophrenia, and of course this is also a trait of some if not all psychopaths.

Or they've been raised in an environment that forces the world to appear to conform to their beliefs. That's not something inherent, specific religious belief socially induced.


Most of us were raised that way. But those of us with inquisitive minds still chose to grow up.

I've always loved the following quote:
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child.
But when I became a man, I put away childish things.
 
2012-07-24 05:22:36 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Selena Luna: Slaves2Darkness: No thanks.
I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

Well, I suppose general hatred means you're not a bigot...

Awww, you think I'm a bigot for hating groups that use violence against others to achieve their own ends, and if you don't think Republicans, Christians and Jews murder and oppress people they don't like then you are willfully ignorant.


No, I just said you;re NOT a bigot. You hate everyone. Not that everyone is a member of all of those groups; I'm none of those things. But hating someone simply for being Christian, Muslim, Jewish or Republican, even if they're perfectly nice people is just hateful. I personally judge individuals by their actions, so that many people are indeed a**holes, but they cross all spectra.
 
2012-07-24 05:23:56 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Awww, you think I'm a bigot for hating groups that use violence against others to achieve their own ends, and if you don't think Republicans, Christians and Jews murder and oppress people they don't like then you are willfully ignorant.

She said you're not a bigot, dumbass.
 
2012-07-24 05:24:29 PM
bugontherug: Selena Luna: Slaves2Darkness: No thanks.
I hate Republicans, despise Christians, think Jews are selfish pricks, and Muslims ignorant savages.

Well, I suppose general hatred means you're not a bigot...

The polite term is "equal opportunity bigot."


Okay, I'll use that from now on. Here, I've just been calling them jerks, farkwads, arseholes, shaitheads and other vulgarities. I use the first one for my bigoted students, though not to their face because I don't want to be sued.
 
2012-07-24 05:25:28 PM
Fluorescent Testicle: Slaves2Darkness: Awww, you think I'm a bigot for hating groups that use violence against others to achieve their own ends, and if you don't think Republicans, Christians and Jews murder and oppress people they don't like then you are willfully ignorant.

She said you're not a bigot, dumbass.


Thanks, dude.
 
2012-07-24 05:38:28 PM
Godliness

fark off.
 
2012-07-24 05:42:04 PM
theknuckler_33: Godliness

fark off.


Yeah, my head hit the table at that too. It also hit the desk at the part where he mentioned the Native American tribes. Apparently, this guy approves of slaughter, massacres and wars against people who thought they should be able to stay on land they had first, without it being stolen from them.
 
2012-07-24 05:59:05 PM
Selena Luna: Yeah, my head hit the table at that too. It also hit the desk at the part where he mentioned the Native American tribes. Apparently, this guy approves of slaughter, massacres and wars against people who thought they should be able to stay on land they had first, without it being stolen from them.

To be fair, modern research [I'm just gonna admit this is more from 1491 than anything else ] most of the inhabitants of the continent died of the waves of plague before settlers even got there. That's why the popular conception of Native American people is nomadic, because the sedentary people were wiped out by disease. That, however, absolutely does not excuse our treatment of the survivors.
 
2012-07-24 06:02:19 PM
theknuckler_33: Godliness

encrypted-tbn0.google.com

Are you a God?

i.imgur.com

I'm the pudding God.
 
2012-07-24 06:04:39 PM
vernonFL: I'm the pudding God.

Someone let Rush Limbaugh know whar pudding is.
 
2012-07-24 06:06:39 PM
vernonFL: I'm the pudding God.

The real pudding god frowns upon your heresy.
 
2012-07-24 06:17:55 PM
The flying sphaggeti monster frowns on your horseplay.


And lack of sauce.
 
2012-07-24 06:32:26 PM
PonceAlyosha: Selena Luna: Yeah, my head hit the table at that too. It also hit the desk at the part where he mentioned the Native American tribes. Apparently, this guy approves of slaughter, massacres and wars against people who thought they should be able to stay on land they had first, without it being stolen from them.

To be fair, modern research [I'm just gonna admit this is more from 1491 than anything else ] most of the inhabitants of the continent died of the waves of plague before settlers even got there. That's why the popular conception of Native American people is nomadic, because the sedentary people were wiped out by disease. That, however, absolutely does not excuse our treatment of the survivors.


I actually knew that. Nevertheless, the remaining people were here first and the people stealing the land may or may not have known or cared about that disease.
 
2012-07-24 06:47:47 PM
brap: I'm glad I had a repressively sexless religious upbringing.

It makes being naughty so much more titillating.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-24 06:56:32 PM
Jackson Herring: I just hope that someday this heroic blogger-patriot can find a woman who can overlook his literal constant flatulence. It's the only reason he remains a virgin, you see.

They make tools that will fix that problem. The hard part is finding someone to use it first.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-24 07:09:52 PM
friday13: Nick the What: Dr Dreidel: who can separate the natural from the supernatural

If only there was a farker who could provide us with a definition of those words. I'm sure our man will be around soon.

If he shows up, I will trace your IP, sneak into your house at night, kill everyone in it but you, kidnap you, torture you in an undisclosed location until you beg for death, cut of the majority of your sensory organs, break your limbs, castrate/de-ovulate you (depending on applicability, and dump your ass in front of a hospice.


Yikes!

Hey man, I didn't summon him or anything. I'm just guessing, with talk like this, he'd be around sooner or later.

Don't blame me if he comes a knockin'.
 
2012-07-24 07:44:00 PM
Aarontology: The funny thing about the right's embrace of Randian philosophy is that it's an inherently, and aggressively atheistic philosophy fundamentally incompatible with the right's theocratic beliefs.

Plus, Rand hated the vulture capitalist 'looters' just as much, if not more, than the 'moochers' or whatever she called poor people.
 
2012-07-24 09:07:08 PM
Slaves2Darkness: And what are they doing now? Oh yeah killing, raping, and generally being ignorant savage farktards. Hmm...exactly like Republicans and Christians.

Who invade who, again? Bush declared illegal invasion in 2003; by 2008 the oil contracts were signed. (Please tell me you're not so dense you did not know Saddam refused to share Iraqi oil outside his country and became a marked man because of it.)

/string him up, he killed 143 kurds in the 80s
//let bush walk with killing over a million iraqis with an illegal war
///shut the f*ck up
 
2012-07-24 09:08:14 PM
Way to dodge my 'white people suck and are pussies' charge.
 
2012-07-24 10:29:53 PM
Listen, dude. Just because no woman can nibble on your neck now that it's been savagely eaten by your second chin don't mean the rest of us can't have a little fun.
 
2012-07-24 11:42:42 PM
trotsky: sigdiamond2000: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

BLOGFAT

Not THIS asshole again. He's your typical College Republican: fat, no girlfriend, doesn't drink, eats shiat food and doesn't smoke.

Basically at any party, he'll ruin your buzz by pontificating on this very topic addressed by his shiatty blog. At least the RON PAUL guy will share his weed with you.


You just described me in my first years of college, except for the fat part (thanks to an awesome metabolism). Things changed after I moved out of my parents house, made real friends, and came out of the closet.
 
2012-07-25 03:41:08 AM
Kittypie070: I'm sure more than one Farker in here is aware of some interesting parallels between LaVey's satanism and Ayn Rand's objectivism? So how can objectivism be "godly"?

I have some of LaVey's satanism books. They're quite entertaining, really.


What LaVey did was use Rand (and Nietzsche) to shape a personal religious doctrine. LaVey never said in any of his writings that a government or an economic system should be run that way. The Church refused to go tax-exempt, and believes that all churches should pay taxes. As with most things, the Church of Satan is the opposite of Christian Evangelicals, and is fiercely apolitical. However, the CoS is "atheist", in that they don't believe in any supernatural creator god. They worship the carnal ego. So as applied to one's personal life, the CoS is like Objectivism. But LaVeyan Satanists would have been far too romantic for Rand's taste.
 
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