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(WorldNetDaily)   Most news outlets would have let the story on Barack Obama's mysterious ring fade away. Not WND. They've discovered that Obama's Harvard classmates were the first to notice this sinister ornamentation   (wnd.com) divider line 89
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2012-07-24 09:29:46 AM  
So what?
 
2012-07-24 09:32:01 AM  
Barack Sauron Obama.
 
2012-07-24 09:34:44 AM  
Oh sure, NOW they obsess over cryptic symbolism in Ivy League schools.
 
2012-07-24 09:39:13 AM  
I bet Obama never kissed Geronimo's skull.
 
2012-07-24 09:44:46 AM  
anongallery.org
 
2012-07-24 09:45:40 AM  

Aarontology: Barack Sauron Obama.


One ring to fart over them all.
 
2012-07-24 10:12:18 AM  
Barrage O'Trauma
 
2012-07-24 10:23:42 AM  
Wasn't the last farking argument that no one could find a single soul at any school that remembered him, therefore PROVING he was a Reptillian clone/CIA plant/Tube-grown Manchurian candidate/Russian Spy/Product of a failed Federation officer cloning project send to die in the mines?
 
2012-07-24 10:25:12 AM  
Whar wedding Certifct?
 
2012-07-24 10:49:16 AM  
I hear 0bama was gay married to Columbia University.
 
2012-07-24 10:49:48 AM  
If I were Obama, I'd wear a replica of Ming the Merciless' ring for a day, just to give people something to freak out over.
 
2012-07-24 10:54:00 AM  

Lando Lincoln: If I were Obama, I'd wear a replica of Ming the Merciless' ring for a day, just to give people something to freak out over.


I'd go full Mandarin. Robe, wig, rings and all.

therealmcast.com
 
2012-07-24 10:54:32 AM  
I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually.

Do men ever do that?
 
2012-07-24 10:59:30 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. in the common tongue it means: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
 
2012-07-24 11:04:55 AM  
Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?
 
2012-07-24 11:06:32 AM  

doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?


Not joking: I have no frigging idea. And I read the whole thing.
 
2012-07-24 11:08:11 AM  
'It has come to me, the One Ring. It shall be an heirloom of my kingdom. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate for I will risk no hurt to the Ring. It is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain.'
 
2012-07-24 11:09:30 AM  

Diogenes: doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?

Not joking: I have no frigging idea. And I read the whole thing.


I thought it was a discussion on the upcoming Hobbit movie. the article was written by someone that sorta looks like Gollum.
 
2012-07-24 11:17:39 AM  
Okay, I clicked. I don't know what I just read, or why it matters whether or not the President wore a ring on his finger in college, either way.
 
2012-07-24 11:18:06 AM  
Nice ghetto MSPaint edit on the photo there too....

http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/07/dewarsspoofobama.jpg


I'll give it up that they spelled insecure properly, but goddamn, my kids could beat that with safety scissors and a Czech magazine.

There's no way that "profile" is the original text. I can tell. Pixels and shiat.
 
2012-07-24 11:25:52 AM  

doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?


There are a bunch of pictures of Obama in college wearing a ring on his finger. Seriously.
 
2012-07-24 11:27:05 AM  

JerseyTim: doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?

There are a bunch of pictures of Obama in college wearing a ring on his finger. Seriously.


its either the Ruling Ring, or one of the Nine. the article isn't clear on that point.
 
2012-07-24 11:38:35 AM  
Somebody is trolling WingNutDaily big time with this...
 
2012-07-24 11:52:46 AM  

platedlizard: I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually.

Do men ever do that?


Nah, guys pretty much leave me alone as it is.
 
2012-07-24 11:55:12 AM  

Weaver95: its either the Ruling Ring, or one of the Nine. the article isn't clear on that point.


I'm going to need a little more information in order to be outraged.
 
2012-07-24 11:56:30 AM  

doyner: Weaver95: its either the Ruling Ring, or one of the Nine. the article isn't clear on that point.

I'm going to need a little more information in order to be outraged.


Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
2012-07-24 12:00:34 PM  

platedlizard: I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually. Do men ever do that?


Yes.
 
2012-07-24 12:03:32 PM  

platedlizard: I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually.

Do men ever do that?


If they do, it's for the opposite effect. My buddies who have gotten married have all said they get hit on more with since having the ring.
 
2012-07-24 12:04:37 PM  

doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?


upload.wikimedia.org

They're claiming Obama is just like Ronald Reagan.
 
2012-07-24 12:25:32 PM  
Seekrit Ex-Muslin Wife?

Or Seekrit White Wimmins defiled by half breed Muslin?
 
2012-07-24 12:25:50 PM  
You guys are missing the big picture. luciteehee explains what is really going on in the comments of the article:

Did he marry an American citizen just to "stay" in America when his Student visa ran out? Of course his "CREATORS" would have made sure to erase all MENTION of it! From the "oozing out" of information that was not suppose to be "found', obviously SOMEONE in our Government,
White House, and/or Foreign Factions did a dammmmnnnn good JOB of obliteration! HATS OFF to ALL you degenerates who had a part in it! YOUR Agenda is almost complete! Another four years and you will accomplish what you spent BILLIONS of dollars and DECADES to achieve! OWNING US, our Country, our assets, wealth, natural resources, etc.!!
 
2012-07-24 12:26:28 PM  
With a ring like that I could - dare I say it? - rule the world.

/not obscure
 
2012-07-24 12:29:30 PM  
Barack Hussein Obama is an anagram, people. It reads:

"He is back. 'Bama = Sauron"
 
2012-07-24 12:30:59 PM  

bdub77: Barack Hussein Obama is an anagram, people. It reads:

"He is back. 'Bama = Sauron"


nah, Obama is obviously a Black Númenórean.
 
2012-07-24 12:48:13 PM  

propasaurus: platedlizard: I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually.

Do men ever do that?

Nah, guys pretty much leave me alone as it is.


How you doing?

/I wear a black ring on my right hand. I just like it. I've been wearing it since high school.
 
2012-07-24 01:07:57 PM  
img713.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-24 01:15:55 PM  
His Harvard classmates have also confirmed that he is black.
 
2012-07-24 01:17:02 PM  
Nobody can wield the One Ring, it belongs to the Dark Lord of Mordor alone, it can only corrupt you.
 
2012-07-24 01:19:59 PM  
OK, so now they're shiatting themselves senseless over a widdle bitsy ring.

These...are the brave Americans that will lead us into the future?
 
2012-07-24 01:26:50 PM  
I just don't understand what even matters in that whole ...

WAS THERE A POINT?
 
2012-07-24 01:56:42 PM  
Something about a ring, you say? Well that's the last straw, I'm voting straight-ticket Republican this fall!
 
2012-07-24 02:36:10 PM  

doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?


FARTBAMA BAD. FARTBAMA NOT LIKE US. FARTBAMA MUST GO.

/same as all their other stuff
 
2012-07-24 02:39:33 PM  

kingoomieiii: Wasn't the last farking argument that no one could find a single soul at any school that remembered him, therefore PROVING he was a Reptillian clone/CIA plant/Tube-grown Manchurian candidate/Russian Spy/Product of a failed Federation officer cloning project send to die in the mines?


This is WND. This is the same webpage posts simultaneous articles stating the Obama is inelegible because Barack Obama Sr. was from Kenya and therefore both his parents were not citizens, and that his real father is some US citizen named Davis because Ann couldn't get enough of the brothers.
 
2012-07-24 02:43:47 PM  
As seen in Exhibit 1 above, the ad included a photograph of Obama along with a list of his "Latest Accomplishments." One entry read: "Deflecting Persistent Questioning About Ring on Left Hand."

The entry suggests the wedding ring was a mystery to students and Obama preferred to keep it that way by "deflecting persistent questioning."


Thats some Pulitzer-level writing right there, Lou.
 
2012-07-24 02:44:43 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?

FARTBAMA BAD. FARTBAMA NOT LIKE US. FARTBAMA MUST GO.

/same as all their other stuff


api.photoshop.com
 
2012-07-24 02:46:24 PM  

Somacandra: doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?

They're claiming Obama is just like Ronald Reagan.


thegaminggang.com

The actor? Then who's the vice president, Eddie Murphy?
 
2012-07-24 02:49:58 PM  

platedlizard: I sometimes wear a gold ring on my left ring finger when I'm out drinking so guys leave me alone. It usually works. Usually.

Do men ever do that?


I do, but for the opposite reason. Women find me more approachable with a band on my ring finger.
 
2012-07-24 02:52:00 PM  
why can't Harvard kids spell Dewers?

Barrage O'Trauma... now THAT's good.
Nice job, fancylads
 
2012-07-24 02:52:21 PM  

Weaver95: bdub77: Barack Hussein Obama is an anagram, people. It reads:

"He is back. 'Bama = Sauron"

nah, Obama is obviously a Black Númenórean.


I thought he was one of the Haradrim?
 
2012-07-24 02:52:40 PM  

doyner: Not clicking World Net Derpy. What's the jist?


Not that I encourage going to WND on a regular basis, but there is some hilarious stuff from Obama's law years there, including this poster
 
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